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over a year ago
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"Anything you can get your hands really, that's hard for the ladies and soft for the gents. "
Lickle fluffy kittens are soft. But, you know, I’m steadfastly drawing that line and just not going there!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The kitchen roll cardboard that I stole from Southport Pontins"
I now have visions of a perplexed family, at a loss to explain their centreless Plenty whilst elsewhere on site you exist in a nirvana of greyish beige tubular ecstasy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go to pets are us ...or the kitchen gadget bit of Ikea's.... and play dog toy .. kitchen gadget or sex toy ...hours of fun 
Don't forget b&q for all your bdsm needs  "
I have a paint stirrer that makes for an awesome tool! a fucking paint stirer!  |
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"Go to pets are us ...or the kitchen gadget bit of Ikea's.... and play dog toy .. kitchen gadget or sex toy ...hours of fun
Don't forget b&q for all your bdsm needs
I have a paint stirrer that makes for an awesome tool! a fucking paint stirer! "
Isn't that just a chop stick from the local Chinese? That's what I use to stir my paint  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go to pets are us ...or the kitchen gadget bit of Ikea's.... and play dog toy .. kitchen gadget or sex toy ...hours of fun
Don't forget b&q for all your bdsm needs
I have a paint stirrer that makes for an awesome tool! a fucking paint stirer!
Isn't that just a chop stick from the local Chinese? That's what I use to stir my paint "
Cheese grater - ouch
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I started using a disposable electric toothbrush on Friday and the first thing that popped into my mind was sex toy for the discreet. They really do go hell for leather  |
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"Go to pets are us ...or the kitchen gadget bit of Ikea's.... and play dog toy .. kitchen gadget or sex toy ...hours of fun
Don't forget b&q for all your bdsm needs
I have a paint stirrer that makes for an awesome tool! a fucking paint stirer!
Isn't that just a chop stick from the local Chinese? That's what I use to stir my paint
Cheese grater - ouch
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Depends where you grate  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go to pets are us ...or the kitchen gadget bit of Ikea's.... and play dog toy .. kitchen gadget or sex toy ...hours of fun
Don't forget b&q for all your bdsm needs
I have a paint stirrer that makes for an awesome tool! a fucking paint stirer!
Isn't that just a chop stick from the local Chinese? That's what I use to stir my paint
Cheese grater - ouch
Depends where you grate "
Grimaces … god… imagine |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"I have seen recently online putside using percussion massage guns as sex toys what other items that we're not intended to be used toys but are can you name."
Alcohol bottles a majority of vegetables and fruits toothpaste pump hair spray bottles |
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"Been thinking about making a fucking machine only from upcycled parts. Can't be that difficult."
Me too, so far I have a motor from a 1400 spin washing machine and a mountain bike. Need a volunteer to test it on when it's complete...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been thinking about making a fucking machine only from upcycled parts. Can't be that difficult.
Me too, so far I have a motor from a 1400 spin washing machine and a mountain bike. Need a volunteer to test it on when it's complete...
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Yeah a bike frame is the way to go. I'm looking into using a windscreen wiper motor, should be easy to find. |
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By *oxes OP Man
over a year ago
Southend, Essex |
"This is starting to sound like the Generation Game lol"
Host: What ever you can name you can use your time starts now.
Contestant:
Toothbrush
Sky remote
Percussion massager
Hair brush
Butternut squash . . . |
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By *oxes OP Man
over a year ago
Southend, Essex |
"A friend on here has a very interesting plunger.
And virgin media remotes are much better than sky ones, they are curbed and shaped accordingly "
Sky q remotes look like standard remotes now compared to the old Rupert Murdoch sky days. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In my younger days, I was having some car fun with a lady I was seeing... Legs spread on the dash, she spotted my ice scraper in the door card and demanded I slid the handle inside her
I did just that. Strangest thing I've used. |
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