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over a year ago
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Hell im no longer safe been called out of the bunker and gotta go to Londinium this afternoon now... does anyone have any body armour so i dont get to hurt if Kitty finds me..lol  |
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over a year ago
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"whats a victim hunt?"
The victim hunts for somewhere to hide. anyone remember that scene in jurassic park where they're being hunted by the raptors? i know how they felt now |
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"Here puss puss...... she's too small to tackle a bear like me!!
I'm not  "
Bring it on.....
"Laaaadieeesssss and Genulmmuuuun, tonights cage fighting bout is between Mart "the bear", five foot ten, 50 inch chest weighing in at 95 kilos (15 stone in old money!), fighting in the style of Atemi Goshun Jitsu and Serens2 the ... erm.... erm.... mouse?? about 5ft and a fart and weighing in at about (oh god..... bit risky, this bit!!!) 50 kilos (about 7 and a harf stone).. 40DD chest (at a guess) and fighting in the style of "girlie slapping, screaming, and hair pulling".... this will be a three round bout, with no low blows (that means no kicks to the nuts, woman!), no head-butting, (that means you again woman!!) and no scratching (ok, I'll trim my nails!)....
Seconds out, round one..... ding ding !!" |
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"I'll take £100.00 on Serens please
That should get you about 15 minutes at her rates
Oi!! I said no low blows lol!!!
Hmmmmm...... no witty repost from serens2, guess she doesnt wanna fight!!"
Or maybe it's the dog house for me  |
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"I'll take £100.00 on Serens please
That should get you about 15 minutes at her rates
Oi!! I said no low blows lol!!!
Hmmmmm...... no witty repost from serens2, guess she doesnt wanna fight!!
Or maybe it's the dog house for me "
Lol, well you did dig your own hole with that comment!!! |
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"I'll take £100.00 on Serens please
That should get you about 15 minutes at her rates
Oi!! I said no low blows lol!!!
Hmmmmm...... no witty repost from serens2, guess she doesnt wanna fight!!
Or maybe it's the dog house for me
Lol, well you did dig your own hole with that comment!!! "
She knows I was only joking..........................I hope  |
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"I'll take £100.00 on Serens please
That should get you about 15 minutes at her rates
Oi!! I said no low blows lol!!!
Hmmmmm...... no witty repost from serens2, guess she doesnt wanna fight!!
Or maybe it's the dog house for me
Lol, well you did dig your own hole with that comment!!!
She knows I was only joking..........................I hope "
I am sure she does, just probably busy I expect!! |
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over a year ago
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I've only just seen this .... you girls ... sorry I mean boys are dogmeat lol .... 40" chest indeed it's 34dd AND I'm 5ft 1 AND a quarter ... Oh and paul says don't expect any help from him cos he gave up years ago |
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"I've only just seen this .... you girls ... sorry I mean boys are dogmeat lol .... 40" chest indeed it's 34dd AND I'm 5ft 1 AND a quarter ... Oh and paul says don't expect any help from him cos he gave up years ago "
Well, 1 and a quater inches is a fart, aint it? As for the boobs, they looked bigger in that leather thingy, soz.
Guess I dodged a bullet with the weight, either I was bang on or she just didnt notice...... whew!!!  |
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"I've only just seen this .... you girls ... sorry I mean boys are dogmeat lol .... 40" chest indeed it's 34dd AND I'm 5ft 1 AND a quarter ... Oh and paul says don't expect any help from him cos he gave up years ago
Well, 1 and a quater inches is a fart, aint it? As for the boobs, they looked bigger in that leather thingy, soz.
Guess I dodged a bullet with the weight, either I was bang on or she just didnt notice...... whew!!! "
7 and a half stone? I wish!!! lol |
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"Ding Ding Ladies, back to your corners for a saucer of milk...
One lady (me) one big girl (guess who) "
Oi, I said no low blows!!!
Right, thats it, gloves off!!!
Ermm... you..... you....tart!!!
(feck, how do you fight with a woman????) |
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"Ding Ding Ladies, back to your corners for a saucer of milk...
One lady (me) one big girl (guess who)
Oi, I said no low blows!!!
Right, thats it, gloves off!!!
Ermm... you..... you....tart!!!
(feck, how do you fight with a woman????) "
Tart? you .. git! |
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"Ding Ding Ladies, back to your corners for a saucer of milk...
One lady (me) one big girl (guess who)
Oi, I said no low blows!!!
Right, thats it, gloves off!!!
Ermm... you..... you....tart!!!
(feck, how do you fight with a woman????)
Tart? you .. git! "
Right, if you're coming it large with the low blows, then I will too.....
Yes, your bum does look big in that!!!
(Ooppss, perhaps too low?)
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"Ding Ding Ladies, back to your corners for a saucer of milk...
One lady (me) one big girl (guess who)
Oi, I said no low blows!!!
Right, thats it, gloves off!!!
Ermm... you..... you....tart!!!
(feck, how do you fight with a woman????)
Tart? you .. git!
Right, if you're coming it large with the low blows, then I will too.....
Yes, your bum does look big in that!!!
(Ooppss, perhaps too low?)
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"Can I claim my £100 yet ??
It's in the bag plum (no pun intended) 
**** cunning plan part 2 engaged****,
Errrrr "can I get payment in kind?? " "
Take the cash lol |
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"Ding Ding Ladies, back to your corners for a saucer of milk...
One lady (me) one big girl (guess who)
Oi, I said no low blows!!!
Right, thats it, gloves off!!!
Ermm... you..... you....tart!!!
(feck, how do you fight with a woman????)
Tart? you .. git!
Right, if you're coming it large with the low blows, then I will too.....
Yes, your bum does look big in that!!!
(Ooppss, perhaps too low?)
That's cos it is "
Nah, nicely rounded, perfectly formed....
Feck, not very good at this scrapping lark, am I!!! |
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"Ding Ding Ladies, back to your corners for a saucer of milk...
One lady (me) one big girl (guess who)
Oi, I said no low blows!!!
Right, thats it, gloves off!!!
Ermm... you..... you....tart!!!
(feck, how do you fight with a woman????)
Tart? you .. git!
Right, if you're coming it large with the low blows, then I will too.....
Yes, your bum does look big in that!!!
(Ooppss, perhaps too low?)
That's cos it is
Nah, nicely rounded, perfectly formed....
Feck, not very good at this scrapping lark, am I!!! "
Ha!! lured you into that one |
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"Ding Ding Ladies, back to your corners for a saucer of milk...
One lady (me) one big girl (guess who)
Oi, I said no low blows!!!
Right, thats it, gloves off!!!
Ermm... you..... you....tart!!!
(feck, how do you fight with a woman????)
Tart? you .. git!
Right, if you're coming it large with the low blows, then I will too.....
Yes, your bum does look big in that!!!
(Ooppss, perhaps too low?)
That's cos it is
Nah, nicely rounded, perfectly formed....
Feck, not very good at this scrapping lark, am I!!!
Ha!! lured you into that one "
Oho!! taking advantage of my good nature and sweet disposition is cheating I'll have you know!!
Trollop |
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"Ding Ding Ladies, back to your corners for a saucer of milk...
One lady (me) one big girl (guess who)
Oi, I said no low blows!!!
Right, thats it, gloves off!!!
Ermm... you..... you....tart!!!
(feck, how do you fight with a woman????)
Tart? you .. git!
Right, if you're coming it large with the low blows, then I will too.....
Yes, your bum does look big in that!!!
(Ooppss, perhaps too low?)
That's cos it is
Nah, nicely rounded, perfectly formed....
Feck, not very good at this scrapping lark, am I!!!
Ha!! lured you into that one
Oho!! taking advantage of my good nature and sweet disposition is cheating I'll have you know!!
Trollop"
If you can't win fairly ..... cheat |
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"Ding Ding Ladies, back to your corners for a saucer of milk...
One lady (me) one big girl (guess who)
Oi, I said no low blows!!!
Right, thats it, gloves off!!!
Ermm... you..... you....tart!!!
(feck, how do you fight with a woman????)
Tart? you .. git!
Right, if you're coming it large with the low blows, then I will too.....
Yes, your bum does look big in that!!!
(Ooppss, perhaps too low?)
That's cos it is
Nah, nicely rounded, perfectly formed....
Feck, not very good at this scrapping lark, am I!!!
Ha!! lured you into that one
Oho!! taking advantage of my good nature and sweet disposition is cheating I'll have you know!!
Trollop
If you can't win fairly ..... cheat "
Bugger, thats it then, I am done for!!
Too honest to cheat, too nice to call you names.... ok, you win!! |
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"Ding Ding Ladies, back to your corners for a saucer of milk...
One lady (me) one big girl (guess who)
Oi, I said no low blows!!!
Right, thats it, gloves off!!!
Ermm... you..... you....tart!!!
(feck, how do you fight with a woman????)
Tart? you .. git!
Right, if you're coming it large with the low blows, then I will too.....
Yes, your bum does look big in that!!!
(Ooppss, perhaps too low?)
That's cos it is
Nah, nicely rounded, perfectly formed....
Feck, not very good at this scrapping lark, am I!!!
Ha!! lured you into that one
Oho!! taking advantage of my good nature and sweet disposition is cheating I'll have you know!!
Trollop
If you can't win fairly ..... cheat
Bugger, thats it then, I am done for!!
Too honest to cheat, too nice to call you names.... ok, you win!! "
Championee |
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"Ding Ding Ladies, back to your corners for a saucer of milk...
One lady (me) one big girl (guess who)
Oi, I said no low blows!!!
Right, thats it, gloves off!!!
Ermm... you..... you....tart!!!
(feck, how do you fight with a woman????)
Tart? you .. git!
Right, if you're coming it large with the low blows, then I will too.....
Yes, your bum does look big in that!!!
(Ooppss, perhaps too low?)
That's cos it is
Nah, nicely rounded, perfectly formed....
Feck, not very good at this scrapping lark, am I!!!
Ha!! lured you into that one
Oho!! taking advantage of my good nature and sweet disposition is cheating I'll have you know!!
Trollop
If you can't win fairly ..... cheat
Bugger, thats it then, I am done for!!
Too honest to cheat, too nice to call you names.... ok, you win!!
Championee "
"Laaaadiiiieeeessss an' Genullllllmuuuun.... (ref holds up serens hand) the winnah, by two falls and a submissionah.... serens2!!!!" |
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(Headline in sports page of the Sun newspaper)
"It is reported today, that immediately after a very bruising bout with a relative newcommer to the sport, that the cage fighter Mart "the bear" has retired.
When asked about the bout, Mart said "Well, it was a tough fight, I threw everything at her... I do think she should have been penalised for the low blows, the time-outs called for her to re-do her make-up were a bit off-putting, and she did bite a bit in the clinches, but, ultimately, the best fighter won."
When asked what his plans were now, he said " I think I will take up knitting, or maybe needlepoint, something quiet and soothing".
We did try to get a quote from the new champion, but apparently she was eating raw live chickens and drinking motor oil, and would not be disturbed.
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"(Headline in sports page of the Sun newspaper)
"It is reported today, that immediately after a very bruising bout with a relative newcommer to the sport, that the cage fighter Mart "the bear" has retired.
When asked about the bout, Mart said "Well, it was a tough fight, I threw everything at her... I do think she should have been penalised for the low blows, the time-outs called for her to re-do her make-up were a bit off-putting, and she did bite a bit in the clinches, but, ultimately, the best fighter won."
When asked what his plans were now, he said " I think I will take up knitting, or maybe needlepoint, something quiet and soothing".
We did try to get a quote from the new champion, but apparently she was eating raw live chickens and drinking motor oil, and would not be disturbed.
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"(Headline in sports page of the Sun newspaper)
"It is reported today, that immediately after a very bruising bout with a relative newcommer to the sport, that the cage fighter Mart "the bear" has retired.
When asked about the bout, Mart said "Well, it was a tough fight, I threw everything at her... I do think she should have been penalised for the low blows, the time-outs called for her to re-do her make-up were a bit off-putting, and she did bite a bit in the clinches, but, ultimately, the best fighter won."
When asked what his plans were now, he said " I think I will take up knitting, or maybe needlepoint, something quiet and soothing".
We did try to get a quote from the new champion, but apparently she was eating raw live chickens and drinking motor oil, and would not be disturbed.
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See, not a word!!!
Must have a gob full of feathers!! |
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Back OT (before the welsh mob had a scrap LOL)
I notice the very careful response from the local area, and can only comment that distance from London appears to make people less worried and even a little brave.
LOL
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"Back OT (before the welsh mob had a scrap LOL)
I notice the very careful response from the local area, and can only comment that distance from London appears to make people less worried and even a little brave.
LOL
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Well,I might of retired from the fight game, but I still say she dont scare me (kitty, that is). |
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