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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Either right now (someone to make me tea and breakfast)
Or soon, a pony, I’ve waited for ages, where’s my pony  "
*Ginuwine starts playing … My saddles waiting  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Either right now (someone to make me tea and breakfast)
Or soon, a pony, I’ve waited for ages, where’s my pony
I read wanting a 'pony' as something else.  "
You’ll have to enlighten me….. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Either right now (someone to make me tea and breakfast)
Or soon, a pony, I’ve waited for ages, where’s my pony "
If you haven’t had a pony for ages you should really see a doctor.
Try drinking ten pints of Guinness followed by a vindaloo  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Either right now (someone to make me tea and breakfast)
Or soon, a pony, I’ve waited for ages, where’s my pony
If you haven’t had a pony for ages you should really see a doctor.
Try drinking ten pints of Guinness followed by a vindaloo "
I’m clearly far too innocent (shut up, I am) and I don’t know what pony means  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Next door to shut their big gobs.
If there was a loud talker competition they'd win hands down. "
The fight would be on, loud music and a lot of thumping |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Either right now (someone to make me tea and breakfast)
Or soon, a pony, I’ve waited for ages, where’s my pony
If you haven’t had a pony for ages you should really see a doctor.
Try drinking ten pints of Guinness followed by a vindaloo
I’m clearly far too innocent (shut up, I am) and I don’t know what pony means "
It’s cockney rhyming slang…
pony and trap ~ crap |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Either right now (someone to make me tea and breakfast)
Or soon, a pony, I’ve waited for ages, where’s my pony
If you haven’t had a pony for ages you should really see a doctor.
Try drinking ten pints of Guinness followed by a vindaloo
I’m clearly far too innocent (shut up, I am) and I don’t know what pony means
It’s cockney rhyming slang…
pony and trap ~ crap"
But, but, I want a real pony  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Either right now (someone to make me tea and breakfast)
Or soon, a pony, I’ve waited for ages, where’s my pony "
It to come home. I've been waiting patiently at the door my whole life. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Either right now (someone to make me tea and breakfast)
Or soon, a pony, I’ve waited for ages, where’s my pony
It to come home. I've been waiting patiently at the door my whole life."
Fingers crossed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Either right now (someone to make me tea and breakfast)
Or soon, a pony, I’ve waited for ages, where’s my pony
It to come home. I've been waiting patiently at the door my whole life.
Fingers crossed "
And flags a-waving |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would like a pampering session followed by good sex. However as I’m currently the size of a small elephant and even rolling over in bed is a military procedure Im doubtful for either |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m I going to get what I want?
Is there enough magic out there with the Fallen Angel and the KLTP to get me my dream.......a rotary powered Norton."
I don’t know what it is |
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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago
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"Some hashbrowns and pink tea
Pink tea?
You've never had pink tea?
What is pink tea? "
It's a rich and creamy tea, with spices. You should get your self down to your local chaiwala's and try some. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would like a pampering session followed by good sex. However as I’m currently the size of a small elephant and even rolling over in bed is a military procedure Im doubtful for either "
But, you need and deserve that surely …I remember it well. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Some hashbrowns and pink tea
Pink tea?
You've never had pink tea?
What is pink tea?
It's a rich and creamy tea, with spices. You should get your self down to your local chaiwala's and try some. "
It sounds both delicious and fascinating |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Before someone else gets there…
Ahem, I could put on a saddle and you could ride me
Can I wear spurs 
Yeah, why not
I’ll go gently on you "
To begin with… |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Before someone else gets there…
Ahem, I could put on a saddle and you could ride me
Can I wear spurs
Yeah, why not
I’ll go gently on you
To begin with…"
I was lying anyway, saddle up cowboy , get ready for a rough ride |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Before someone else gets there…
Ahem, I could put on a saddle and you could ride me
Can I wear spurs
Yeah, why not
I’ll go gently on you
To begin with…
I was lying anyway, saddle up cowboy , get ready for a rough ride "
Yeeha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Either right now (someone to make me tea and breakfast)
Or soon, a pony, I’ve waited for ages, where’s my pony "
Oh and trust me....you don't want a pony....they cost a fecking fortune |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Id like Mr fitty...in my bed.... naked and covered in oil, please
What kind of oil? Baby? Engine?"
I dont care.....just get him oiled up and sent to my bedchamber! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Either right now (someone to make me tea and breakfast)
Or soon, a pony, I’ve waited for ages, where’s my pony
Oh and trust me....you don't want a pony....they cost a fecking fortune "
I know, that’s why I don’t have one anymore  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Id like Mr fitty...in my bed.... naked and covered in oil, please
What kind of oil? Baby? Engine?
I dont care.....just get him oiled up and sent to my bedchamber! "
on my way... might take a while, I keep falling over slipping around on all this fucking chip fat!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Id like Mr fitty...in my bed.... naked and covered in oil, please
What kind of oil? Baby? Engine?
I dont care.....just get him oiled up and sent to my bedchamber! "
Engine oil is going to play havoc with your bedchamber, Madam! |
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By *elethWoman
over a year ago
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"Some hashbrowns and pink tea
Pink tea?
You've never had pink tea?
What is pink tea?
It's a rich and creamy tea, with spices. You should get your self down to your local chaiwala's and try some. "
Oh my, this sounds delicious! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Either right now (someone to make me tea and breakfast)
Or soon, a pony, I’ve waited for ages, where’s my pony
Oh and trust me....you don't want a pony....they cost a fecking fortune
Ohhhh this!
But I still want one (sulky pouty foot stompy moment )"
Ponies are stroppy and stinky!
Give me a gentle giant (17.2) please, short coupled with a great topline! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Either right now (someone to make me tea and breakfast)
Or soon, a pony, I’ve waited for ages, where’s my pony
Oh and trust me....you don't want a pony....they cost a fecking fortune
Ohhhh this!
But I still want one (sulky pouty foot stompy moment )
Ponies are stroppy and stinky!
Give me a gentle giant (17.2) please, short coupled with a great topline!"
Ponies are tough though, and so much fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Either right now (someone to make me tea and breakfast)
Or soon, a pony, I’ve waited for ages, where’s my pony
Oh and trust me....you don't want a pony....they cost a fecking fortune
Ohhhh this!
But I still want one (sulky pouty foot stompy moment )
Ponies are stroppy and stinky!
Give me a gentle giant (17.2) please, short coupled with a great topline!
Ponies are tough though, and so much fun "
True. I grew out of them by the time I was 12 though! |
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I would like a new saddle in the short term and in the long term I would like to buy my “forever home”.
The problem with buying your forever home when you are single is that it doesn’t have the same “romance” as if you were buying it with your “forever partner” (it also makes me feel old and like I have “settled” which feels weird) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Either right now (someone to make me tea and breakfast)
Or soon, a pony, I’ve waited for ages, where’s my pony
Oh and trust me....you don't want a pony....they cost a fecking fortune
Ohhhh this!
But I still want one (sulky pouty foot stompy moment )
Ponies are stroppy and stinky!
Give me a gentle giant (17.2) please, short coupled with a great topline!
Ponies are tough though, and so much fun
True. I grew out of them by the time I was 12 though!"
I still love bombing round jumps on a pony if I get the chance |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would like a new saddle in the short term and in the long term I would like to buy my “forever home”.
The problem with buying your forever home when you are single is that it doesn’t have the same “romance” as if you were buying it with your “forever partner” (it also makes me feel old and like I have “settled” which feels weird) "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Actually this year has been wierd like for everyone but I have always worked flat out. If anything Covid has made me realise that there is more to life. "
Yes, ad what we should appreciate too! |
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