In the great words of Mrs Slocum:
"Can we get on? I've got to get home. If my pussy isn't attended to by eight o'clock, I shall be stroking it for the rest of the evening."
As masters of innuendo let's hear your favourite and best lines!
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"In the great words of Mrs Slocum:
"Can we get on? I've got to get home. If my pussy isn't attended to by eight o'clock, I shall be stroking it for the rest of the evening."
As masters of innuendo let's hear your favourite and best lines!
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"Just making a bacon sandwich for breakfast, OP, I’ll post something once I’ve finished playing with my meat.
You shouldn't play with your food Leo, let me deal with it for you...
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Thanks OP, I’ll sit back and let you handle it from here  |
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"Just making a bacon sandwich for breakfast, OP, I’ll post something once I’ve finished playing with my meat.
Will you be having a splash of sauce with your meat?"
I'd love some special sauce but I do find I manage to get it all over my chin...
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I was in a sex shop yesterday and got really excited trying on a new kinky outfit. Unfortunately I was short of cash but they let me leave a deposit on it.  |
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"Just making a bacon sandwich for breakfast, OP, I’ll post something once I’ve finished playing with my meat.
Will you be having a splash of sauce with your meat?"
Yes, but if I’m not careful I can easily make a hot sticky mess. |
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"Cherry… I can’t get outta bed yet, it’s far too hard.
Could you give me a hand, please?
Course Sam, if I tug a little will that help? "
That’s lovely, thank you.
I’m ready now.
I’m feeling shy, just turn around and I’ll get up very slowly. |
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