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over a year ago
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OK so who is in for joining a sex cult, and what will you bring to the table 
Free personalised mug and thong when you join!
This is only light hearted... someone bound to take it seriously though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OK so who is in for joining a sex cult, and what will you bring to the table
Free personalised mug and thong when you join!
This is only light hearted... someone bound to take it seriously though "
I’m in but all I can bring is my fluffing skills and refreshments and a free taxi service.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OK so who is in for joining a sex cult, and what will you bring to the table
Free personalised mug and thong when you join!
This is only light hearted... someone bound to take it seriously though "
we have a couple of restraints can use on said table  do we get an invite  |
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Presumably if we're a cult, we're not really interacting with the outside world? So this would mean cinema trips for cult members would be banned by the cult leader? If so, I'm bringing my projector and arranging film nights. |
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"Presumably if we're a cult, we're not really interacting with the outside world? So this would mean cinema trips for cult members would be banned by the cult leader? If so, I'm bringing my projector and arranging film nights. "
Yasss! Make sure you bring good films
I want to join too!! I can teach some sexy yoga in the mornings? |
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"Presumably if we're a cult, we're not really interacting with the outside world? So this would mean cinema trips for cult members would be banned by the cult leader? If so, I'm bringing my projector and arranging film nights.
Yasss! Make sure you bring good films
I want to join too!! I can teach some sexy yoga in the mornings? "
Morning yoga and evening film nights. Where do I sign up for this cult?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We go into lockdown again we all should be ok in our sex bubble
I have just disinvited Matt Hancock, he just PM'd me.
So so far we have biscuits, taxi, fluffer, cinema, goddess, music and sexy yoga.
Still thinking about initiation ceremony, ideas welcome! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Presumably if we're a cult, we're not really interacting with the outside world? So this would mean cinema trips for cult members would be banned by the cult leader? If so, I'm bringing my projector and arranging film nights.
Yasss! Make sure you bring good films
I want to join too!! I can teach some sexy yoga in the mornings?
Morning yoga and evening film nights. Where do I sign up for this cult?! "
Signing for the cult will be on my boobs |
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"We go into lockdown again we all should be ok in our sex bubble
I have just disinvited Matt Hancock, he just PM'd me.
So so far we have biscuits, taxi, fluffer, cinema, goddess, music and sexy yoga.
Still thinking about initiation ceremony, ideas welcome! "
Initiation? Maybe the applicant should stand on a stool wearing a Toga whilst singing Reach For The Stars by S Club 7 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We go into lockdown again we all should be ok in our sex bubble
I have just disinvited Matt Hancock, he just PM'd me.
So so far we have biscuits, taxi, fluffer, cinema, goddess, music and sexy yoga.
Still thinking about initiation ceremony, ideas welcome! "
use the restraints on the table for initiating? |
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"Presumably if we're a cult, we're not really interacting with the outside world? So this would mean cinema trips for cult members would be banned by the cult leader? If so, I'm bringing my projector and arranging film nights.
Yasss! Make sure you bring good films
I want to join too!! I can teach some sexy yoga in the mornings?
Morning yoga and evening film nights. Where do I sign up for this cult?!
Signing for the cult will be on my boobs "
Pen please Lucy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Presumably if we're a cult, we're not really interacting with the outside world? So this would mean cinema trips for cult members would be banned by the cult leader? If so, I'm bringing my projector and arranging film nights.
Yasss! Make sure you bring good films
I want to join too!! I can teach some sexy yoga in the mornings?
Morning yoga and evening film nights. Where do I sign up for this cult?!
Signing for the cult will be on my boobs
Pen please Lucy "
pass the pen down the line after there's a que building |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We go into lockdown again we all should be ok in our sex bubble
I have just disinvited Matt Hancock, he just PM'd me.
So so far we have biscuits, taxi, fluffer, cinema, goddess, music and sexy yoga.
Still thinking about initiation ceremony, ideas welcome! "
Ewww ewwww no Keep the han-cock out of here…. The sleaze bag he’d just be a groper 24/7 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will this cult have cake ?
Apparently cakes are banned because of it's high sugar content, bad for teeth, and weight issues. There's fruit and salad. "
This cult will have cake and people of all body shapes are most welcome  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone's bound to bring cake surely...
Passing the pen down for the boob signing "
we'll smuggle some in tucked inside the vault horse (gymnastics thinga-me-bob) |
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By *eannaTV/TS
over a year ago
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"We go into lockdown again we all should be ok in our sex bubble
I have just disinvited Matt Hancock, he just PM'd me.
So so far we have biscuits, taxi, fluffer, cinema, goddess, music and sexy yoga.
Still thinking about initiation ceremony, ideas welcome! "
How about animal tail butt plugs through glory holes where the intended New member has to pick 3 to perform oral on all 3 while the rest of the members watch  |
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"We go into lockdown again we all should be ok in our sex bubble
I have just disinvited Matt Hancock, he just PM'd me.
So so far we have biscuits, taxi, fluffer, cinema, goddess, music and sexy yoga.
Still thinking about initiation ceremony, ideas welcome!
Ewww ewwww no Keep the han-cock out of here…. The sleaze bag he’d just be a groper 24/7"
I'm convinced Matt Hancock has his own sex dungeon anyway. I don't think he'd feel the need to join. He hangs out there with Michael Gove. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We go into lockdown again we all should be ok in our sex bubble
I have just disinvited Matt Hancock, he just PM'd me.
So so far we have biscuits, taxi, fluffer, cinema, goddess, music and sexy yoga.
Still thinking about initiation ceremony, ideas welcome!
Ewww ewwww no Keep the han-cock out of here…. The sleaze bag he’d just be a groper 24/7
I'm convinced Matt Hancock has his own sex dungeon anyway. I don't think he'd feel the need to join. He hangs out there with Michael Gove. "
He's still strapped face down to the fucking machine.
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"We go into lockdown again we all should be ok in our sex bubble
I have just disinvited Matt Hancock, he just PM'd me.
So so far we have biscuits, taxi, fluffer, cinema, goddess, music and sexy yoga.
Still thinking about initiation ceremony, ideas welcome!
Ewww ewwww no Keep the han-cock out of here…. The sleaze bag he’d just be a groper 24/7
I'm convinced Matt Hancock has his own sex dungeon anyway. I don't think he'd feel the need to join. He hangs out there with Michael Gove.
He's still strapped face down to the fucking machine.
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I can't and won't ever be able to unthink this image. Can anyone recommend a good therapist please? Maybe some Hancock cleansing CBT?
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"OK so who is in for joining a sex cult, and what will you bring to the table
Free personalised mug and thong when you join!
This is only light hearted... someone bound to take it seriously though "
Do we get a monthly newsletter and email blasts? |
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