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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
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Oddly the forums are filling up with threads about absolutely nothing, so to preserve a bit of headspace, fill this thread up with your abstract thoughts, badinage, self aggrandisement, quips and anything else that you fancy… |
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over a year ago
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"I’ve always been curious about the percentage of people who lick their yogurt pot lids clean verses those that use a spoon."
Depends if the yogurt is watery or creamy
If it’s creamy then lick if it’s watery and needs mixed then I just bin the lid |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I’ve always been curious about the percentage of people who lick their yogurt pot lids clean verses those that use a spoon.
Why? Why would anyone do that? That’s just gross!
I lick  "
Is that a standalone statement or in relation to yoghurt pots? |
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"I’ve always been curious about the percentage of people who lick their yogurt pot lids clean verses those that use a spoon.
Why? Why would anyone do that? That’s just gross!
I lick
Is that a standalone statement or in relation to yoghurt pots? "
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"I’ve always been curious about the percentage of people who lick their yogurt pot lids clean verses those that use a spoon.
Why? Why would anyone do that? That’s just gross!
I lick "
Me too it's the only sensible way. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wish my ex would stop messaging me and saying she's sorry and wishes she could make it up to me because she feels bad  "
Does she know you're on here? If not, tell her, that'll do it! |
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“I wanted so badly to lie down next to her on the couch, to wrap my arms around her and sleep. Not fuck, like in those movies. Not even have sex. Just sleep together in the most innocent sense of the phrase. But I lacked the courage and she had a boyfriend and I was gawky and she was gorgeous and I was hopelessly boring and she was endlessly fascinating. So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was hurricane.” ? John Green, Looking for Alaska |
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"Wish my ex would stop messaging me and saying she's sorry and wishes she could make it up to me because she feels bad
Does she know you're on here? If not, tell her, that'll do it!"
She's knows and it changes nothing, she misses me but should have thought about that before ruining my life. Wants me as a friend but I can't have her in my life at all anymore |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve always been curious about the percentage of people who lick their yogurt pot lids clean verses those that use a spoon."
I’m a lid-licker, for sure  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve always been curious about the percentage of people who lick their yogurt pot lids clean verses those that use a spoon.
I’m a lid-licker, for sure "
Efficient, tasty and mildly erotic - what’s not to lick, I mean like ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve always been curious about the percentage of people who lick their yogurt pot lids clean verses those that use a spoon.
I’m a lid-licker, for sure
Efficient, tasty and mildly erotic - what’s not to lick, I mean like ? "
And super-creamy! Yum  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My new glasses make everything look wonky 
Even my junk? 
Yes, it’s currently growing out of your ear
That means I can really head fuck you "
Ummm, well that’s a new way of doing it  . Ima bit scared. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wish my ex would stop messaging me and saying she's sorry and wishes she could make it up to me because she feels bad
Does she know you're on here? If not, tell her, that'll do it!
She's knows and it changes nothing, she misses me but should have thought about that before ruining my life. Wants me as a friend but I can't have her in my life at all anymore "
Then I'm shit out of ideas for you brother! Don't envy you that challenge.  |
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"Wish my ex would stop messaging me and saying she's sorry and wishes she could make it up to me because she feels bad
Does she know you're on here? If not, tell her, that'll do it!
She's knows and it changes nothing, she misses me but should have thought about that before ruining my life. Wants me as a friend but I can't have her in my life at all anymore
Then I'm shit out of ideas for you brother! Don't envy you that challenge. "
She's currently given up messaging me but will probably do it again next week. If she really wants to make it up to me then she could give me back the money she still owes me so I can then just block her completely |
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"My new glasses make everything look wonky
Even my junk?
Yes, it’s currently growing out of your ear
That means I can really head fuck you
Ummm, well that’s a new way of doing it . Ima bit scared."
Don't worry, I can be really gentle |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Why don’t they do a dairy milk with just raisins… they do fruit and nut, just nut but not just fruit. It’s just not on. "
Because they’re cruel.
Also because we’re British and can’t grasp the concept of just nice things, so have to sabotage them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone keeps posting ‘KFC or Maccies?’ as a status and replaces it every 10 minutes with the same status. I think she’s malfunctioned.
She definitely has.
It should always be KFC"
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Bananas are the instruments of Satan.
What noise do they make?
Do yours not let out a little sigh when you peel them? "
Sadly not! Hardly instrumental though.
Unless that’s the issue, that they’re just not loud enough? Truly diabolical! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve always been curious about the percentage of people who lick their yogurt pot lids clean verses those that use a spoon.
I’m a lid-licker, for sure
Efficient, tasty and mildly erotic - what’s not to lick, I mean like ?
And super-creamy! Yum "
Every now and again, I'll lick a plate but only if no one is looking. Its like a secret guilty pleasure |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve always been curious about the percentage of people who lick their yogurt pot lids clean verses those that use a spoon.
I’m a lid-licker, for sure
Efficient, tasty and mildly erotic - what’s not to lick, I mean like ?
And super-creamy! Yum
Every now and again, I'll lick a plate but only if no one is looking. Its like a secret guilty pleasure "
**makes mental note to keep my plate away from J105** |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve always been curious about the percentage of people who lick their yogurt pot lids clean verses those that use a spoon.
I’m a lid-licker, for sure
Efficient, tasty and mildly erotic - what’s not to lick, I mean like ?
And super-creamy! Yum
Every now and again, I'll lick a plate but only if no one is looking. Its like a secret guilty pleasure
**makes mental note to keep my plate away from J105**"
Its ok....your plate is safe - Im strictly an own plate licker
Although I could be tempted by some secret mutual own plate licking
Is that kinky? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I lick yogurt lids. And then I use a spoon on them ... I'm a freak I guess.
Sometimes I wonder how we end up being so different from each other and yet how we can be so connected too. We try so hard to be part of a people and also to exclude others from being part of our people. even if your people are all antisocial and isolated, people who believe this will group together.
They things we choose to separate us from others can be so random. Hair colour, skin colour, your sports team blah blah blah.
It's so random when you step back and look at it |
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"I’ve always been curious about the percentage of people who lick their yogurt pot lids clean verses those that use a spoon.
Why? Why would anyone do that? That’s just gross!
I lick "
I'm a licker too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve always been curious about the percentage of people who lick their yogurt pot lids clean verses those that use a spoon.
I’m a lid-licker, for sure
Efficient, tasty and mildly erotic - what’s not to lick, I mean like ?
And super-creamy! Yum
Every now and again, I'll lick a plate but only if no one is looking. Its like a secret guilty pleasure
**makes mental note to keep my plate away from J105**
Its ok....your plate is safe - Im strictly an own plate licker
Although I could be tempted by some secret mutual own plate licking
Is that kinky?"
Phew! I thought I was going to have to ask you to step outside so we can settle this matter like men.
Plate-licking kinks? Well it certainly sounds appetising. *badumm-tsshhh* I’m here all week. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve always been curious about the percentage of people who lick their yogurt pot lids clean verses those that use a spoon.
I’m a lid-licker, for sure
Efficient, tasty and mildly erotic - what’s not to lick, I mean like ?
And super-creamy! Yum
Every now and again, I'll lick a plate but only if no one is looking. Its like a secret guilty pleasure
**makes mental note to keep my plate away from J105**
Its ok....your plate is safe - Im strictly an own plate licker
Although I could be tempted by some secret mutual own plate licking
Is that kinky?
Phew! I thought I was going to have to ask you to step outside so we can settle this matter like men.
Plate-licking kinks? Well it certainly sounds appetising. *badumm-tsshhh* I’m here all week. "
So you like it outside? Well it is Summer
I was worried that the plate licking kink might be too dirty for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve always been curious about the percentage of people who lick their yogurt pot lids clean verses those that use a spoon.
Why? Why would anyone do that? That’s just gross!
I lick "
Me too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve always been curious about the percentage of people who lick their yogurt pot lids clean verses those that use a spoon.
Why? Why would anyone do that? That’s just gross!
I lick
Me too "
YOLLS - Yogurt Lid Lickers Society  |
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If you pull it through slowly then it turns red so if you push it back quickly you'd expect orange but no ...... no instead it's twisted and is actually lime green ...... like the orangutan was.... the one on the tightrope |
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"If you pull it through slowly then it turns red so if you push it back quickly you'd expect orange but no ...... no instead it's twisted and is actually lime green ...... like the orangutan was.... the one on the tightrope"
That throws me every time! |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"I’ve always been curious about the percentage of people who lick their yogurt pot lids clean verses those that use a spoon."
No licking. Nope. No. I will confiscate anyone’s yogurt who is caught lid licking. Put it in the bin you mucky pups |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I do often wonder if these ‘meet now’ status types ever actually get a flurry of people able to meet them then and there? As if there’s 100 people out there, sitting on their sofas, freshly showered and all dolled up, waiting on the off chance that some random from the Internet is going to summon them? |
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