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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Just a reminder if you're horny around 8pm tonight don't forget to fully charge your toys .

No cock available tonight sorry ladies

( Please don't take this seriously ffs )

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not true. I'm watching the match with a fabber and I'm fairly certain there will be fun to be had throughout

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"Not true. I'm watching the match with a fabber and I'm fairly certain there will be fun to be had throughout

Just make sure you're at such an angle so he can still see the telly though

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

I'm watching the match. It will be more exciting than any sex I could have at the moment.

Can't decide which snacks to get.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

What about half time?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not true. I'm watching the match with a fabber and I'm fairly certain there will be fun to be had throughout

Just make sure you're at such an angle so he can still see the telly though

Haha I'll certainly try

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What about half time?"

It’s only 15 mins

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"I'm watching the match. It will be more exciting than any sex I could have at the moment.

Can't decide which snacks to get."

I'm not sure wether I should insert a

face emoji or not here Jo xx

And I recommend Pringles

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"What about half time?"

Thus is true , can't beat a quickie

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Not true. I'm watching the match with a fabber and I'm fairly certain there will be fun to be had throughout

Just make sure you're at such an angle so he can still see the telly though

Haha I'll certainly try"

Just angle everything correctly and he'll be a happy man

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Oh good, I'll get some peace

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Oh good, I'll get some peace

Just the gentle sound of buzzing

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"What about half time?

It’s only 15 mins

Yeah 3 min's for a wee/number 2,2 min's to grab a few more beers/snacks and the remainder for a bit of home ball play.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Oh good, I'll get some peace

Just the gentle sound of buzzing

Gentle?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"Oh good, I'll get some peace

Just the gentle sound of buzzing

Gentle?

Outrageous

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A quickie fixes everything

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

Plenty over here

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"A quickie fixes everything

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why, what's happening at 8pm?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Plenty over here

Ah well yes I can see why

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pritty shour I could change that if I sed I was in your area in hotel laying in assless bodysuit with fishnet stockings and sky high heels on with a bottle off champagne ha ha lol

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By *incscarcoupleCouple over a year ago

GRIMSBY

We make bets on it for sexual acts haha makes it more interesting if sterling scores I'll go down on you ect and stuff like that

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By *onkyLemonsCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

Yess I need this reminder, Mr is working late

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Fucknugget.....

I say this with affection. Fuck you and all who sail in you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"Pritty shour I could change that if I sed I was in your area in hotel laying in assless bodysuit with fishnet stockings and sky high heels on with a bottle off champagne ha ha lol "

Oooh there's an offer

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"We make bets on it for sexual acts haha makes it more interesting if sterling scores I'll go down on you ect and stuff like that

I like thus plan

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Yess I need this reminder, Mr is working late

Glad to be of service

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Fucknugget.....

I say this with affection. Fuck you and all who sail in you

Are you being footy cockblocked per chance ??

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Fucknugget.....

I say this with affection. Fuck you and all who sail in you

Are you being footy cockblocked per chance ??

I hate you

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By *imi_RougeWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

This is why I've booked a session for this afternoon, I'm not stupid

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Fucknugget.....

I say this with affection. Fuck you and all who sail in you

Are you being footy cockblocked per chance ??

I hate you

I know you do

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

I'll prepare for a gangbang of exhilarated or disappointed guys.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"This is why I've booked a session for this afternoon, I'm not stupid

So he's not watching Denmark vs Czech Republic then

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"I'll prepare for a gangbang of exhilarated or disappointed guys.

Oh my ... Either way you're getting it then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If there are any cocks available, I dont like football either, so you could be the one for me!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fucknugget.....

I say this with affection. Fuck you and all who sail in you

Are you being footy cockblocked per chance ??

Bahahaha!

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Good job he doesn't like football then

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"If there are any cocks available, I dont like football either, so you could be the one for me!!

Yeah good luck with that

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Good job he doesn't like football then

You've found one .. I'm impressed

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By *9Karm69Man over a year ago

plymouth/chesterfield

"I'm watching the match. It will be more exciting than any sex I could have at the moment.

Can't decide which snacks to get."

Sausage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pritty shour I could change that if I sed I was in your area in hotel laying in assless bodysuit with fishnet stockings and sky high heels on with a bottle off champagne ha ha lol

Oooh there's an offer

Ha ha new you like that one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am free for any one wanting non football company. Hate the sport

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Pritty shour I could change that if I sed I was in your area in hotel laying in assless bodysuit with fishnet stockings and sky high heels on with a bottle off champagne ha ha lol

Oooh there's an offer

Ha ha new you like that one

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Fucknugget.....

I say this with affection. Fuck you and all who sail in you

Are you being footy cockblocked per chance ??

Bahahaha!"

And I say this with love too....

Fook off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will be watching but perfect at multi tasking too

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I will be watching but perfect at multi tasking too

I shall remember that

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Just a reminder if you're horny around 8pm tonight don't forget to fully charge your toys .

No cock available tonight sorry ladies

( Please don't take this seriously ffs )

Why what's happening?

A simultaneous man strike ?

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By *olymalelincsMan over a year ago

southend

"I am free for any one wanting non football company. Hate the sport "

I'm with you on this one Wonko fortunately I have a young lady comming over who is far more interested in my balls than the one being kicked around on television so it's a fun night ahead for me

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