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How many Wotsits long is your junk?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are you sure they are all one standardised size ? "
We've already established that a Wotsit is the new global standard unit. Possibly for everything.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you sure they are all one standardised size ?
We've already established that a Wotsit is the new global standard unit. Possibly for everything.
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Who is "we"? Who sponsors this research. Apart from wotstheirname smelly snack maker? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nurse, give him 12 Wotsits of insulin, stat"
"It's pretty hot today - reckon it must be 128 Wotsits"
"It was the biggest earthquake ever recorded at 1.5 Wotsits" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"0.5Ws.
The acidic pH of my vagina means it quickly dissolved but I definitely got half of one up there."
To be fair I've heard that vaj melts through vibrators quicker than a hot knife through a Wotsit. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are you sure they are all one standardised size ?
We've already established that a Wotsit is the new global standard unit. Possibly for everything.
Who is "we"? Who sponsors this research. Apart from wotstheirname smelly snack maker?"
Ssshhh... This is a sponsored post. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you sure they are all one standardised size ?
We've already established that a Wotsit is the new global standard unit. Possibly for everything.
Who is "we"? Who sponsors this research. Apart from wotstheirname smelly snack maker?
Ssshhh... This is a sponsored post."
I reckon you need eleven wotsits to shush me.  mouth full. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You know you live in the sticks when you've never seen either a giant Wotsit or a flaming hot Wotsit.
I would devour 1 million flaming hot Wotsits (that's equivalent to at least 674 decibels). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't think I'd have the balance to keep them on as I'm loading up...
Safest thing to do, is wait until there's a suitable enough sample size of savoury snack filled vagine of diffent 'volume', and one by one, find the right fit...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why Wotsits???
Nobody liked my Scampi Fry idea."
What about Frazzles? Thing is to make the data collected valid the snack needs to be of a uniform size....No misbits or broken ones
Pringles could be good |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know you live in the sticks when you've never seen either a giant Wotsit or a flaming hot Wotsit.
I would devour 1 million flaming hot Wotsits (that's equivalent to at least 674 decibels)."
Flaming hot and sizzling steak are the norm in home bargains wiltshire! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why Wotsits???
Nobody liked my Scampi Fry idea.
What about Frazzles? Thing is to make the data collected valid the snack needs to be of a uniform size....No misbits or broken ones
Pringles could be good"
I couldn't endorse Frazzles - Frazzle burps are the worst. |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"I don't think I'd have the balance to keep them on as I'm loading up...
Safest thing to do, is wait until there's a suitable enough sample size of savoury snack filled vagine of diffent 'volume', and one by one, find the right fit...
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You could try the twisted cheeto ones |
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Reminds me of a joke. In this thread you'll guess the punchline.
Man goes to the doctors,says help me my cock is orange. Dr looks and sure enough it's bright orange. Alarmed,the doc runs loads of tests. Comes up with nothing. Says to the guy, do you work with chemicals?
Guy says no, I'm unemployed.
Doc says, so what do you do all day? Guy says, nothing, I just sit around all day watching porn and eating wotsits.
Also works for quavers and a yellow cock  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why Wotsits???
Nobody liked my Scampi Fry idea.
What about Frazzles? Thing is to make the data collected valid the snack needs to be of a uniform size....No misbits or broken ones
Pringles could be good
I couldn't endorse Frazzles - Frazzle burps are the worst."
You wouldn't have that issue if you shove 'em up your vajoojoo!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You know you live in the sticks when you've never seen either a giant Wotsit or a flaming hot Wotsit.
I would devour 1 million flaming hot Wotsits (that's equivalent to at least 674 decibels).
Flaming hot and sizzling steak are the norm in home bargains wiltshire!"
If they're not in the Sainsburys down the road from me I'm never going to see them. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why Wotsits???
Nobody liked my Scampi Fry idea.
What about Frazzles? Thing is to make the data collected valid the snack needs to be of a uniform size....No misbits or broken ones
Pringles could be good
I couldn't endorse Frazzles - Frazzle burps are the worst.
You wouldn't have that issue if you shove 'em up your vajoojoo!
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Frazzle queef? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Reminds me of a joke. In this thread you'll guess the punchline.
Man goes to the doctors,says help me my cock is orange. Dr looks and sure enough it's bright orange. Alarmed,the doc runs loads of tests. Comes up with nothing. Says to the guy, do you work with chemicals?
Guy says no, I'm unemployed.
Doc says, so what do you do all day? Guy says, nothing, I just sit around all day watching porn and eating wotsits.
Also works for quavers and a yellow cock "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What flavour we talking? I recon more cheese ones crammed up there, than flaming hot giant fuckers.... id pronably get one of them and then a cold Bath for a few hours!
Also...in or out the packet?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why Wotsits???
Nobody liked my Scampi Fry idea.
What about Frazzles? Thing is to make the data collected valid the snack needs to be of a uniform size....No misbits or broken ones
Pringles could be good
I couldn't endorse Frazzles - Frazzle burps are the worst.
You wouldn't have that issue if you shove 'em up your vajoojoo!
Frazzle queef?"
I do not queef I'll have you know |
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"Boss level challenge should be Prawn Crackers. Think “breaking the breach”
Too far?
Prawn crackers are far too good to shove up me vajoo
I know they are little boats of happiness  "
Prawn crackers or foofs? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Boss level challenge should be Prawn Crackers. Think “breaking the breach”
Too far?
Prawn crackers are far too good to shove up me vajoo
I know they are little boats of happiness "
Specially when they are covered in sweet and sour sauce |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know they are little boats of happiness
Specially when they are covered in sweet and sour sauce "
Wrong thread! the put two weird things together thread is that way  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know they are little boats of happiness
Specially when they are covered in sweet and sour sauce
Wrong thread! the put two weird things together thread is that way "
Pipe down short stuff...nothing weird about sweet and sour or prawn crackers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wrong thread! the put two weird things together thread is that way
Pipe down short stuff...nothing weird about sweet and sour or prawn crackers "
Short stuff!!!   Haven't even got any Wotsits out of the bag yet; results aren't in! (but well spotted ) |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"Boss level challenge should be Prawn Crackers. Think “breaking the breach”
Too far?
Prawn crackers are far too good to shove up me vajoo
I know they are little boats of happiness
Prawn crackers or foofs? "
Prawn crackers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wrong thread! the put two weird things together thread is that way
Pipe down short stuff...nothing weird about sweet and sour or prawn crackers
Short stuff!!! Haven't even got any Wotsits out of the bag yet; results aren't in! (but well spotted )"
I appreciate that you are in fact two inches taller than me, however
shortsuff stands
And yes, Wotsits are incomparable to Prawn Crackers |
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