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Joke! How to sell toothbrush?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The top toothbrush salesman at the company was asked by his boss how he managed to sell so many brushes.

He replied “It’s easy” and he pulled out his card table, setting his display of brushes on top.

He told his boss, I lay the brushes out like this, and then I put out some potato chips and dip to draw in the customers. Then he laid out his chips and dip.

His boss said, “That’s a very innovative approach” and took one of the chips, dipped it, and stuck it in his mouth.

“Yuck, this tastes terrible!” his boss yelled.

The salesman replied “IT IS! Want to buy a toothbrush?”

Funny or ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

but at least you tried ...

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

What was the dip?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We are waiting for the punch line.. in your own time

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

"We are waiting for the punch line.. in your own time

The dip tasted horrible, so the salesman tried to sell him a toothbrush. We're still waiting on confirmation of what the dip was

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The top toothbrush salesman at the company was asked by his boss how he managed to sell so many brushes.

He replied “It’s easy” and he pulled out his card table, setting his display of brushes on top.

He told his boss, I lay the brushes out like this, and then I put out some potato chips and dip to draw in the customers. Then he laid out his chips and dip.

His boss said, “That’s a very innovative approach” and took one of the chips, dipped it, and stuck it in his mouth.

“Yuck, this tastes terrible!” his boss yelled.

The salesman replied “IT IS! Want to buy a toothbrush?”

Funny or ??"

This is so multi layered. Makes you think

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By *ryan...Man over a year ago

1950's Original

How did the boss rinse his mouth out..where was the water...I once had a dip in the sea..could the dip have been sea water.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You should have told a joke about cheese.

But it’s not mature.

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By *ecky and justCouple over a year ago

Godalming

Hmmm. Old joke that seems to have had the end sanitised.

After tasting the dip the boss says “This tastes like shit”

At least it did when I heard this joke about 30 years ago..

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By *ryan...Man over a year ago

1950's Original

"The top toothbrush salesman at the company was asked by his boss how he managed to sell so many brushes.

He replied “It’s easy” and he pulled out his card table, setting his display of brushes on top.

He told his boss, I lay the brushes out like this, and then I put out some potato chips and dip to draw in the customers. Then he laid out his chips and dip.

His boss said, “That’s a very innovative approach” and took one of the chips, dipped it, and stuck it in his mouth.

“Yuck, this tastes terrible!” his boss yelled.

The salesman replied “IT IS! Want to buy a toothbrush?”

Funny or ??

This is so multi layered. Makes you think"

Made me think of layered cake.. then chocolate cake then angel cake then ginger cake then carrot cake

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