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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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When deciding what length of dress you're going to wear?
I'm asking from a scientific and non perversive side of view 
Is there a reasoning behind each length and correlation to chosen decolletage? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I never used to wear short skirts or dresses but now I don’t give a fuck that I’m fat, I just have my legs out all the time.
I have dresses that are just above the knee for every day wear (when I’m not at work) and I have dresses that just about cover my ass for going to clubs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I do boobs or legs, not both.
But often the length or how low cut it is doesn’t come into it if I just like the style of the dress and I like it on, I’ll get it.
I won’t go as short as I used to as I don’t like my thighs x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I only wear from mid thigh to midi length as I don't do maxi and short dresses that skim my bum do not look good on my body. I'll wear all of my dresses pretty much anywhere. |
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I'm a whisker over 5ft. I don't have a choice in length of dress. It's long or very long really.
In fact I once wore a dress I bought in a charity shop for ages before someone told me it was actually a top. |
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What I wear depends on my mood, the weather and the occasion.
I wouldn't wear the same style dress to a wedding as a club.
I still wear short dresses and skirts in winter but with woolley tights or leggings.
Not sure that actually answered the OP at all... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When deciding what length of dress you're going to wear?
I'm asking from a scientific and non perversive side of view
Is there a reasoning behind each length and correlation to chosen decolletage?"
Perv. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For the above knee length. Would you wear those to like a wedding or an art gallery?
I would. 
Floozy.
Floozy, boozy with a very big vajoozi.  "
I could hear that echoing from here tbh. |
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I take into account that the skin below my knee on the left leg burns like a bitch if fabric swishes over it, plus maxi dresses catch in the wheels, so I go with dresses that end at the knee (or shorter)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would you wear the just cover the butt cheeks one to funeral or boxing match event "
Yeah but only to my pet spiders funeral and the boxing match of labrador vs penguin. I hope that helps. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's a maxii dress!"
A maxi dress is a dress at maximum length! So down to your ankle. I hope that helps. I think you would look so good in a red maxi dress. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's a maxii dress!
A maxi dress is a dress at maximum length! So down to your ankle. I hope that helps. I think you would look so good in a red maxi dress. "
Just imagine, a red pencil maxi dress  |
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"Size of knickers required… acceptable length of keg hair.. it’s a minefield.
It’s been that long she has a keg of pubic hair these days! "
Can we just clarify you have never seen and never will see my bits lady!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Size of knickers required… acceptable length of keg hair.. it’s a minefield.
It’s been that long she has a keg of pubic hair these days!
Can we just clarify you have never seen and never will see my bits lady!!! "
Doesn't have to see the bits to notice all those pubes sticking out the sides |
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"Size of knickers required… acceptable length of keg hair.. it’s a minefield.
It’s been that long she has a keg of pubic hair these days!
Can we just clarify you have never seen and never will see my bits lady!!!
Doesn't have to see the bits to notice all those pubes sticking out the sides "
You saying I sit like a trucker young man?!?!?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When deciding what length of dress you're going to wear?
I'm asking from a scientific and non perversive side of view
Is there a reasoning behind each length and correlation to chosen decolletage?"
What’s a dress???  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Size of knickers required… acceptable length of keg hair.. it’s a minefield.
It’s been that long she has a keg of pubic hair these days!
Can we just clarify you have never seen and never will see my bits lady!!!
Doesn't have to see the bits to notice all those pubes sticking out the sides
You saying I sit like a trucker young man?!?!?! "
Another women lingo phrase, have some mercy on this poor foreigner
But yeah, yellow bikini pic didn't help to hide them at all |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"When deciding what length of dress you're going to wear?
I'm asking from a scientific and non perversive side of view
Is there a reasoning behind each length and correlation to chosen decolletage?
What’s a dress??? "
It's what you do to a plate at the end of MasterChef cooking challenge. |
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"Size of knickers required… acceptable length of keg hair.. it’s a minefield.
It’s been that long she has a keg of pubic hair these days!
Can we just clarify you have never seen and never will see my bits lady!!!
Doesn't have to see the bits to notice all those pubes sticking out the sides
You saying I sit like a trucker young man?!?!?!
Another women lingo phrase, have some mercy on this poor foreigner
But yeah, yellow bikini pic didn't help to hide them at all "
You need to get up to speed now you’re a northerner!!! Now leave my bits alone!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Size of knickers required… acceptable length of keg hair.. it’s a minefield.
It’s been that long she has a keg of pubic hair these days!
Can we just clarify you have never seen and never will see my bits lady!!!
Doesn't have to see the bits to notice all those pubes sticking out the sides
You saying I sit like a trucker young man?!?!?!
Another women lingo phrase, have some mercy on this poor foreigner
But yeah, yellow bikini pic didn't help to hide them at all
You need to get up to speed now you’re a northerner!!! Now leave my bits alone!!!"
2 months in and I still have to guess 50% of what is being said to me, picking up key words and filling up the blanks |
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"Size of knickers required… acceptable length of keg hair.. it’s a minefield.
It’s been that long she has a keg of pubic hair these days!
Can we just clarify you have never seen and never will see my bits lady!!!
Doesn't have to see the bits to notice all those pubes sticking out the sides
You saying I sit like a trucker young man?!?!?!
Another women lingo phrase, have some mercy on this poor foreigner
But yeah, yellow bikini pic didn't help to hide them at all
You need to get up to speed now you’re a northerner!!! Now leave my bits alone!!!
2 months in and I still have to guess 50% of what is being said to me, picking up key words and filling up the blanks "
Ha ha god help you!!! |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
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"Size of knickers required… acceptable length of keg hair.. it’s a minefield.
It’s been that long she has a keg of pubic hair these days!
Can we just clarify you have never seen and never will see my bits lady!!!
Doesn't have to see the bits to notice all those pubes sticking out the sides
You saying I sit like a trucker young man?!?!?!
Another women lingo phrase, have some mercy on this poor foreigner
But yeah, yellow bikini pic didn't help to hide them at all
You need to get up to speed now you’re a northerner!!! Now leave my bits alone!!!
2 months in and I still have to guess 50% of what is being said to me, picking up key words and filling up the blanks "
Smile and nod hun, smile and nod |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Size of knickers required… acceptable length of keg hair.. it’s a minefield.
It’s been that long she has a keg of pubic hair these days!
Can we just clarify you have never seen and never will see my bits lady!!!
Doesn't have to see the bits to notice all those pubes sticking out the sides
You saying I sit like a trucker young man?!?!?!
Another women lingo phrase, have some mercy on this poor foreigner
But yeah, yellow bikini pic didn't help to hide them at all
You need to get up to speed now you’re a northerner!!! Now leave my bits alone!!!
2 months in and I still have to guess 50% of what is being said to me, picking up key words and filling up the blanks
Ha ha god help you!!! "
Some of you are like Gerald from clarksons farm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Size of knickers required… acceptable length of keg hair.. it’s a minefield.
It’s been that long she has a keg of pubic hair these days!
Can we just clarify you have never seen and never will see my bits lady!!!
Doesn't have to see the bits to notice all those pubes sticking out the sides
You saying I sit like a trucker young man?!?!?!
Another women lingo phrase, have some mercy on this poor foreigner
But yeah, yellow bikini pic didn't help to hide them at all
You need to get up to speed now you’re a northerner!!! Now leave my bits alone!!!
2 months in and I still have to guess 50% of what is being said to me, picking up key words and filling up the blanks "
Oi you! We don’t all talk fast
Although saying that even I can’t understand what’s being said sometimes! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Size of knickers required… acceptable length of keg hair.. it’s a minefield.
It’s been that long she has a keg of pubic hair these days!
Can we just clarify you have never seen and never will see my bits lady!!!
Doesn't have to see the bits to notice all those pubes sticking out the sides
You saying I sit like a trucker young man?!?!?!
Another women lingo phrase, have some mercy on this poor foreigner
But yeah, yellow bikini pic didn't help to hide them at all
You need to get up to speed now you’re a northerner!!! Now leave my bits alone!!!
2 months in and I still have to guess 50% of what is being said to me, picking up key words and filling up the blanks
Smile and nod hun, smile and nod "
Doesn't always work at work |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
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"Size of knickers required… acceptable length of keg hair.. it’s a minefield.
It’s been that long she has a keg of pubic hair these days!
Can we just clarify you have never seen and never will see my bits lady!!!
Doesn't have to see the bits to notice all those pubes sticking out the sides
You saying I sit like a trucker young man?!?!?!
Another women lingo phrase, have some mercy on this poor foreigner
But yeah, yellow bikini pic didn't help to hide them at all
You need to get up to speed now you’re a northerner!!! Now leave my bits alone!!!
2 months in and I still have to guess 50% of what is being said to me, picking up key words and filling up the blanks
Smile and nod hun, smile and nod
Doesn't always work at work "
you did when I spoke to you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like to wear floor length if it's casual.. Actually i like floor length if it's formal too
If I'm dancing then something that isn't going to flash pants  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just depends on activity planned. Whatever suits the mood mostly. I'm more focused on colour, trend, print than the length or cleavage style for example. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Depends what I’m doing, where I’m going and who’s going to be there.
For a funeral/wedding probably just above the knee.
I do have a couple of mid thigh length dresses, but I sometimes feel a bit self conscious I’m that length. |
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The vast majority of dresses in my wardrobe are bodycons, cut above the knee. Some are fit for Henley, others for a night out (cleavage cut and sleeve length are a factor)
I have the odd longer one for very formal occasions but never wear maxi dresses - they annoy the hell out of me, getting tangled around my long legs.
With bum hugging dresses, I always wear leggings, or thick tights for daytime.
I have a separate collection of micro dresses for party or club wear, when jaw dropping in more the intention 
C |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I do boobs or legs, not both.
But often the length or how low cut it is doesn’t come into it if I just like the style of the dress and I like it on, I’ll get it.
I won’t go as short as I used to as I don’t like my thighs x "
you have amazing thighs. just like the rest of you x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When deciding what length of dress you're going to wear?
I'm asking from a scientific and non perversive side of view
Is there a reasoning behind each length and correlation to chosen decolletage?"
It all depends on function , practicalities and suitability |
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"When deciding what length of dress you're going to wear?
I'm asking from a scientific and non perversive side of view
Is there a reasoning behind each length and correlation to chosen decolletage?"
depends where i am going and the style of dress. it's quite complicated when you think about it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Depends on Setting
Ie night club or swingers club as short as possible with a little roll up knee length max that I can throw on to get to the place and remove and roll up and throw in my hand bag ones there
For like shopping lunch and dinner dates and stuff knee to mid length don’t want to be showing to much or look to inappropriate
And maxi for all who dosent love a figer huging maxi dress look |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've only been brave enough to wear dresses recently as hubby encourages me, not easy finding short dresses as I'm only 5ft  "
Pattie dress is your best bet places like ASOS missguided and pritty little thing do a grate selection
If I want a dress to be shorter than it should be I order it in a Pattie if they have it
If I want it to be longer ie mini dress but would rather it in knee to midi length I order it in tall spec
And if I just want it it’s normal length I just order it in normal |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Depends on where I’m going.
I do love a slutty little short dress or play suit
Oh shit. Are play suits slutty? I wear them all the time  "
Depends on the playsuit style
Ie if it’s thigh huging then wouldn’t say so
But if it dose not hug the thigh and everyone can see up it and see what’s you had for breakfast then yes
I try to stay away from them
As no matter what you can see what I had for breakfast
Big ass small thighs problems ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm nearly always in knee length/ mid calf length vintage dresses. On the rare occasion I go shorter it's usually because it's really hot. But I hate my chubby thighs, so I usually try to avoid that.
I wear floor length dresses for more formal or fancy occasions, or if I just feel like a princess that day. |
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My age. Much as I love some of the latest fashions I am well aware I am no spring chicken. I would rather look classy so opt for just below the knee which can look equally as good when worn with heels. |
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