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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It's been 17 years since the day we wed,
when in the middle of the night my wife sat up straight and said,
I want another lover in the marital bed.
Don't get mad, I joined a site called Fab,
there's lots of lovely blokes, I've even seen your dad.
They want all kinds of sex, not just vaginal,
One guy said he wanted to use me as a human urinal.
What are you saying? Don't lose your head,
How's about I buy you a 12 inch dildo instead?
No! I want another lover in the marital bed.
To be continued....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's been 17 years since the day we wed,
when in the middle of the night my wife sat up straight and said,
I want another lover in the marital bed.
Don't get mad, I joined a site called Fab,
there's lots of lovely blokes, I've even seen your dad.
They want all kinds of sex, not just vaginal,
One guy said he wanted to use me as a human urinal.
What are you saying? Don't lose your head,
How's about I buy you a 12 inch dildo instead?
No! I want another lover in the marital bed.
To be continued....
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Fair enough. Gotta keep it fresh ya noooo  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's been 17 years since the day we wed,
when in the middle of the night my wife sat up straight and said,
I want another lover in the marital bed.
Don't get mad, I joined a site called Fab,
there's lots of lovely blokes, I've even seen your dad.
They want all kinds of sex, not just vaginal,
One guy said he wanted to use me as a human urinal.
What are you saying? Don't lose your head,
How's about I buy you a 12 inch dildo instead?
No! I want another lover in the marital bed.
To be continued....
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Good poem. Keep it going! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's just a silly fun poem. I think this has gone over some people's heads.
I liked it, I look forward to the to be continued part.
I got you.
PW"
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