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over a year ago
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"Having observed the forums now for some time iv made a discovery
Lots of people chat shit 
That reminds me, how is your massive penis ? "
How did I miss that!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Having observed the forums now for some time iv made a discovery
Lots of people chat shit
That reminds me, how is your massive penis ? "
It's fantastic, thanks for having him in your thoughts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How would you rate your own post and comments on chat shit scale?
I think it's between piffle and poppycock
I reckon verbal diarrhoea 
Spellchecker is a wonderful tool  "
Thats miraculously one word I have no problem spelling. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How would you rate your own post and comments on chat shit scale?
I think it's between piffle and poppycock
I reckon verbal diarrhoea
Spellchecker is a wonderful tool "
Arrest him |
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"How would you rate your own post and comments on chat shit scale?
I think it's between piffle and poppycock
I reckon verbal diarrhoea
Spellchecker is a wonderful tool
That's miraculously one word I have no problem spelling. "
Fixed that for you ... apostrophes matter!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Having observed the forums now for some time iv made a discovery
Lots of people chat shit
That reminds me, how is your massive penis ?
How did I miss that! "
Selfish |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing wrong with chatting shit, it makes a nice change to reality
Reality if defective. I'd like a new one, please.
Is that shit enough OP? what reality would you like  "
I'd like a reality we can talk shit without been pulled up on it. |
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"Nothing wrong with chatting shit, it makes a nice change to reality
Reality if defective. I'd like a new one, please.
Is that shit enough OP? what reality would you like
I'd like a reality we can talk shit without been pulled up on it."
I reject your reality and replace it with my own
How shit is that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing wrong with chatting shit, it makes a nice change to reality
Reality if defective. I'd like a new one, please.
Is that shit enough OP? what reality would you like "
Less surreal. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing wrong with chatting shit, it makes a nice change to reality
Reality if defective. I'd like a new one, please.
Is that shit enough OP? what reality would you like
I'd like a reality we can talk shit without been pulled up on it.
I reject your reality and replace it with my own
How shit is that?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having observed the forums now for some time iv made a discovery
Lots of people chat shit
That reminds me, how is your massive penis ?
How did I miss that!
Selfish "
Nah. Just blissfully ignorant of your massive issue. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing wrong with chatting shit, it makes a nice change to reality
Reality if defective. I'd like a new one, please.
Is that shit enough OP? what reality would you like
I'd like a reality we can talk shit without been pulled up on it.
I reject your reality and replace it with my own
How shit is that?"
We all live a life but lead completely separate realitys really |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nothing wrong with chatting shit, it makes a nice change to reality
Reality if defective. I'd like a new one, please.
Is that shit enough OP? what reality would you like
I'd like a reality we can talk shit without been pulled up on it.
I reject your reality and replace it with my own
How shit is that?"
Shit enough for a badge |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Having observed the forums now for some time iv made a discovery
Lots of people chat shit
That reminds me, how is your massive penis ?
How did I miss that!
Selfish
Nah. Just blissfully ignorant of your massive issue. "
But your here, responding and replying, are you telling porky pies ?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having observed the forums now for some time iv made a discovery
Lots of people chat shit
That reminds me, how is your massive penis ?
How did I miss that!
Selfish
Nah. Just blissfully ignorant of your massive issue.
But your here, responding and replying, are you telling porky pies ? "
Yeah. I'm here just for the cocky posts.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nothing wrong with chatting shit, it makes a nice change to reality
Reality if defective. I'd like a new one, please.
Is that shit enough OP? what reality would you like
I'd like a reality we can talk shit without been pulled up on it.
I reject your reality and replace it with my own
How shit is that?
We all live a life but lead completely separate realitys really"
I live my life like I'm rich, reality is in not |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing wrong with chatting shit, it makes a nice change to reality
Reality if defective. I'd like a new one, please.
Is that shit enough OP? what reality would you like
I'd like a reality we can talk shit without been pulled up on it.
I reject your reality and replace it with my own
How shit is that?
Shit enough for a badge "
Let's hope in his reality this badge you give him he doesn't think is shit himself. You had better start asking him his favorite color, themes, pictures, etc as not to get the wrong badge! |
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"Having observed the forums now for some time iv made a discovery
Lots of people chat shit
That reminds me, how is your massive penis ?
How did I miss that!
Selfish
Nah. Just blissfully ignorant of your massive issue.
But your here, responding and replying, are you telling porky pies ?
Yeah. I'm here just for the cocky posts. "
She likes a bit of that ... it's her "thing"  ... shh .. our secret |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having observed the forums now for some time iv made a discovery
Lots of people chat shit
That reminds me, how is your massive penis ?
How did I miss that!
Selfish
Nah. Just blissfully ignorant of your massive issue.
But your here, responding and replying, are you telling porky pies ?
Yeah. I'm here just for the cocky posts.
She likes a bit of that ... it's her "thing" ... shh .. our secret "
You monkey.. such a blabber |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nothing wrong with chatting shit, it makes a nice change to reality
Reality if defective. I'd like a new one, please.
Is that shit enough OP? what reality would you like
I'd like a reality we can talk shit without been pulled up on it.
I reject your reality and replace it with my own
How shit is that?
Shit enough for a badge
Let's hope in his reality this badge you give him he doesn't think is shit himself. You had better start asking him his favorite color, themes, pictures, etc as not to get the wrong badge!"
I hope he likes Blue Peter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I feel like this thread was just a que to talk as much shit as humanly possible
Who needs an excuse.. "
Not every one enjoys nonsense....
Personally hdkebtvynsllwnebrvcjiodbrhueoornnelo |
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"Having observed the forums now for some time iv made a discovery
Lots of people chat shit
That reminds me, how is your massive penis ?
How did I miss that!
Selfish
Nah. Just blissfully ignorant of your massive issue.
But your here, responding and replying, are you telling porky pies ?
Yeah. I'm here just for the cocky posts.
She likes a bit of that ... it's her "thing" ... shh .. our secret
You monkey.. such a blabber "
I didn't say nuffink!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've consulted my Gillian Mckeith shit scale and I can confirm it's the good shit, so it's all gravy!
Now if it was gravyesq, that wouldn't be good shit. But I think there are a few who spot the potential for shit shit and stear clear
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing wrong with chatting shit, it makes a nice change to reality
Reality if defective. I'd like a new one, please.
Is that shit enough OP? what reality would you like
I'd like a reality we can talk shit without been pulled up on it.
I reject your reality and replace it with my own
How shit is that?
Shit enough for a badge
Let's hope in his reality this badge you give him he doesn't think is shit himself. You had better start asking him his favorite color, themes, pictures, etc as not to get the wrong badge!
I hope he likes Blue Peter "
Awhhh whhhaaaaaaattttt hes getting a blue pewter badge ov always wanted a blue pewter badge. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've consulted my Gillian Mckeith shit scale and I can confirm it's the good shit, so it's all gravy!
Now if it was gravyesq, that wouldn't be good shit. But I think there are a few who spot the potential for shit shit and stear clear
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Is there any roast potatoes with that gravy ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing wrong with chatting shit, it makes a nice change to reality
Reality if defective. I'd like a new one, please.
Is that shit enough OP? what reality would you like
I'd like a reality we can talk shit without been pulled up on it.
I reject your reality and replace it with my own
How shit is that?
Shit enough for a badge
Let's hope in his reality this badge you give him he doesn't think is shit himself. You had better start asking him his favorite color, themes, pictures, etc as not to get the wrong badge!
I hope he likes Blue Peter "
I've a few chuffty badges knocking about |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing wrong with chatting shit, it makes a nice change to reality
Reality if defective. I'd like a new one, please.
Is that shit enough OP? what reality would you like
I'd like a reality we can talk shit without been pulled up on it.
I reject your reality and replace it with my own
How shit is that?
Shit enough for a badge
Let's hope in his reality this badge you give him he doesn't think is shit himself. You had better start asking him his favorite color, themes, pictures, etc as not to get the wrong badge!
I hope he likes Blue Peter
Awhhh whhhaaaaaaattttt hes getting a blue pewter badge ov always wanted a blue pewter badge. "
There worth a fortune! Gets you into museum's and stuff for free! |
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"Nothing wrong with chatting shit, it makes a nice change to reality
Reality if defective. I'd like a new one, please.
Is that shit enough OP? what reality would you like
I'd like a reality we can talk shit without been pulled up on it.
I reject your reality and replace it with my own
How shit is that?
Shit enough for a badge
Let's hope in his reality this badge you give him he doesn't think is shit himself. You had better start asking him his favorite color, themes, pictures, etc as not to get the wrong badge!
I hope he likes Blue Peter
Awhhh whhhaaaaaaattttt hes getting a blue pewter badge ov always wanted a blue pewter badge.
There worth a fortune! Gets you into museum's and stuff for free!"
And it's mine ... all mine ... bwuahahahahahaaaaaa |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've consulted my Gillian Mckeith shit scale and I can confirm it's the good shit, so it's all gravy!
Now if it was gravyesq, that wouldn't be good shit. But I think there are a few who spot the potential for shit shit and stear clear
Is there any roast potatoes with that gravy ?"
Sadly no, but there's loads of sweetcorn! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've consulted my Gillian Mckeith shit scale and I can confirm it's the good shit, so it's all gravy!
Now if it was gravyesq, that wouldn't be good shit. But I think there are a few who spot the potential for shit shit and stear clear
Is there any roast potatoes with that gravy ?
Sadly no, but there's loads of sweetcorn!"
I'm not really a sweet corn person, could I possibly go straight to desert |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing wrong with chatting shit, it makes a nice change to reality
Reality if defective. I'd like a new one, please.
Is that shit enough OP? what reality would you like
I'd like a reality we can talk shit without been pulled up on it.
I reject your reality and replace it with my own
How shit is that?
Shit enough for a badge
Let's hope in his reality this badge you give him he doesn't think is shit himself. You had better start asking him his favorite color, themes, pictures, etc as not to get the wrong badge!
I hope he likes Blue Peter
Awhhh whhhaaaaaaattttt hes getting a blue pewter badge ov always wanted a blue pewter badge.
There worth a fortune! Gets you into museum's and stuff for free!
And it's mine ... all mine ... bwuahahahahahaaaaaa"
To be fair the reality rejects response deserves it. That was you wasn't it? |
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"Nothing wrong with chatting shit, it makes a nice change to reality
Reality if defective. I'd like a new one, please.
Is that shit enough OP? what reality would you like
I'd like a reality we can talk shit without been pulled up on it.
I reject your reality and replace it with my own
How shit is that?
Shit enough for a badge
Let's hope in his reality this badge you give him he doesn't think is shit himself. You had better start asking him his favorite color, themes, pictures, etc as not to get the wrong badge!
I hope he likes Blue Peter
Awhhh whhhaaaaaaattttt hes getting a blue pewter badge ov always wanted a blue pewter badge.
There worth a fortune! Gets you into museum's and stuff for free!
And it's mine ... all mine ... bwuahahahahahaaaaaa
To be fair the reality rejects response deserves it. That was you wasn't it?"
It was 
Sorry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've consulted my Gillian Mckeith shit scale and I can confirm it's the good shit, so it's all gravy!
Now if it was gravyesq, that wouldn't be good shit. But I think there are a few who spot the potential for shit shit and stear clear
Is there any roast potatoes with that gravy ?
Sadly no, but there's loads of sweetcorn!
I'm not really a sweet corn person, could I possibly go straight to desert "
Depends if you can chat shit as creatively and humorously as quite a few people in here . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing wrong with chatting shit, it makes a nice change to reality
Reality if defective. I'd like a new one, please.
Is that shit enough OP? what reality would you like
I'd like a reality we can talk shit without been pulled up on it.
I reject your reality and replace it with my own
How shit is that?
Shit enough for a badge
Let's hope in his reality this badge you give him he doesn't think is shit himself. You had better start asking him his favorite color, themes, pictures, etc as not to get the wrong badge!
I hope he likes Blue Peter
Awhhh whhhaaaaaaattttt hes getting a blue pewter badge ov always wanted a blue pewter badge.
There worth a fortune! Gets you into museum's and stuff for free!
And it's mine ... all mine ... bwuahahahahahaaaaaa
To be fair the reality rejects response deserves it. That was you wasn't it?
It was
Sorry "
No apology needed, it was awarded well. |
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"Nothing wrong with chatting shit, it makes a nice change to reality
Reality if defective. I'd like a new one, please.
Is that shit enough OP? what reality would you like
I'd like a reality we can talk shit without been pulled up on it.
I reject your reality and replace it with my own
How shit is that?
Shit enough for a badge
Let's hope in his reality this badge you give him he doesn't think is shit himself. You had better start asking him his favorite color, themes, pictures, etc as not to get the wrong badge!
I hope he likes Blue Peter
Awhhh whhhaaaaaaattttt hes getting a blue pewter badge ov always wanted a blue pewter badge.
There worth a fortune! Gets you into museum's and stuff for free!
And it's mine ... all mine ... bwuahahahahahaaaaaa
To be fair the reality rejects response deserves it. That was you wasn't it?
It was
Sorry
No apology needed, it was awarded well."
I've been away from the forum for a while ... still a little rusty |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've consulted my Gillian Mckeith shit scale and I can confirm it's the good shit, so it's all gravy!
Now if it was gravyesq, that wouldn't be good shit. But I think there are a few who spot the potential for shit shit and stear clear
Is there any roast potatoes with that gravy ?
Sadly no, but there's loads of sweetcorn!
I'm not really a sweet corn person, could I possibly go straight to desert
Depends if you can chat shit as creatively and humorously as quite a few people in here ."
Id blow ya socks off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing wrong with chatting shit, it makes a nice change to reality
Reality if defective. I'd like a new one, please.
Is that shit enough OP? what reality would you like
I'd like a reality we can talk shit without been pulled up on it.
I reject your reality and replace it with my own
How shit is that?
Shit enough for a badge
Let's hope in his reality this badge you give him he doesn't think is shit himself. You had better start asking him his favorite color, themes, pictures, etc as not to get the wrong badge!
I hope he likes Blue Peter
Awhhh whhhaaaaaaattttt hes getting a blue pewter badge ov always wanted a blue pewter badge.
There worth a fortune! Gets you into museum's and stuff for free!
And it's mine ... all mine ... bwuahahahahahaaaaaa
To be fair the reality rejects response deserves it. That was you wasn't it?
It was
Sorry
No apology needed, it was awarded well.
I've been away from the forum for a while ... still a little rusty "
I heare the mic drop from here! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing wrong with chatting shit, it makes a nice change to reality
Reality if defective. I'd like a new one, please.
Is that shit enough OP? what reality would you like
I'd like a reality we can talk shit without been pulled up on it.
I reject your reality and replace it with my own
How shit is that?
Shit enough for a badge
Let's hope in his reality this badge you give him he doesn't think is shit himself. You had better start asking him his favorite color, themes, pictures, etc as not to get the wrong badge!
I hope he likes Blue Peter
Awhhh whhhaaaaaaattttt hes getting a blue pewter badge ov always wanted a blue pewter badge.
There worth a fortune! Gets you into museum's and stuff for free!"
I did not know this, thanks for bringing this information to light you will have had no way to know this, but this changes everything...
you may have even created new threads of my very destiny, and existence the three weavers (Clotho) (Lachesis) and (Atropos) could of had no way of fore telling or controlling the different realms of possibilities you have opend up for me, my quest for a blue Peter badge has commenced and I have no idea where it might end! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've consulted my Gillian Mckeith shit scale and I can confirm it's the good shit, so it's all gravy!
Now if it was gravyesq, that wouldn't be good shit. But I think there are a few who spot the potential for shit shit and stear clear
Is there any roast potatoes with that gravy ?
Sadly no, but there's loads of sweetcorn!
I'm not really a sweet corn person, could I possibly go straight to desert
Depends if you can chat shit as creatively and humorously as quite a few people in here .
Id blow ya socks off "
Ha! Says the op with no badge |
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Amused myself observing news, all those neat little human pens built to contain the football watching humans. Trampled as soon there is a win. Should have used electric fence |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Amused myself observing news, all those neat little human pens built to contain the football watching humans. Trampled as soon there is a win. Should have used electric fence "
You my lady are d*unk send your self to bed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've consulted my Gillian Mckeith shit scale and I can confirm it's the good shit, so it's all gravy!
Now if it was gravyesq, that wouldn't be good shit. But I think there are a few who spot the potential for shit shit and stear clear
Is there any roast potatoes with that gravy ?
Sadly no, but there's loads of sweetcorn!
I'm not really a sweet corn person, could I possibly go straight to desert
Depends if you can chat shit as creatively and humorously as quite a few people in here .
Id blow ya socks off
Ha! Says the op with no badge "
I don't require a badge as I'm the 1 handing them out |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've consulted my Gillian Mckeith shit scale and I can confirm it's the good shit, so it's all gravy!
Now if it was gravyesq, that wouldn't be good shit. But I think there are a few who spot the potential for shit shit and stear clear
Is there any roast potatoes with that gravy ?
Sadly no, but there's loads of sweetcorn!
I'm not really a sweet corn person, could I possibly go straight to desert
Depends if you can chat shit as creatively and humorously as quite a few people in here .
Id blow ya socks off
Ha! Says the op with no badge
I don't require a badge as I'm the 1 handing them out "
Where do you live boy? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing wrong with chatting shit, it makes a nice change to reality
Reality if defective. I'd like a new one, please.
Is that shit enough OP? what reality would you like
I'd like a reality we can talk shit without been pulled up on it.
I reject your reality and replace it with my own
How shit is that?
Shit enough for a badge
Let's hope in his reality this badge you give him he doesn't think is shit himself. You had better start asking him his favorite color, themes, pictures, etc as not to get the wrong badge!
I hope he likes Blue Peter
Awhhh whhhaaaaaaattttt hes getting a blue pewter badge ov always wanted a blue pewter badge.
There worth a fortune! Gets you into museum's and stuff for free!
I did not know this, thanks for bringing this information to light you will have had no way to know this, but this changes everything...
you may have even created new threads of my very destiny, and existence the three weavers (Clotho) (Lachesis) and (Atropos) could of had no way of fore telling or controlling the different realms of possibilities you have opend up for me, my quest for a blue Peter badge has commenced and I have no idea where it might end!"
Well good luck, it might be easier to get a national trust membership though |
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"Nothing wrong with chatting shit, it makes a nice change to reality
Reality if defective. I'd like a new one, please.
Is that shit enough OP? what reality would you like
I'd like a reality we can talk shit without been pulled up on it.
I reject your reality and replace it with my own
How shit is that?
Shit enough for a badge
Let's hope in his reality this badge you give him he doesn't think is shit himself. You had better start asking him his favorite color, themes, pictures, etc as not to get the wrong badge!
I hope he likes Blue Peter
Awhhh whhhaaaaaaattttt hes getting a blue pewter badge ov always wanted a blue pewter badge.
There worth a fortune! Gets you into museum's and stuff for free!
I did not know this, thanks for bringing this information to light you will have had no way to know this, but this changes everything...
you may have even created new threads of my very destiny, and existence the three weavers (Clotho) (Lachesis) and (Atropos) could of had no way of fore telling or controlling the different realms of possibilities you have opend up for me, my quest for a blue Peter badge has commenced and I have no idea where it might end!
Well good luck, it might be easier to get a national trust membership though "
I have that too ... just saying |
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"I've consulted my Gillian Mckeith shit scale and I can confirm it's the good shit, so it's all gravy!
Now if it was gravyesq, that wouldn't be good shit. But I think there are a few who spot the potential for shit shit and stear clear
Is there any roast potatoes with that gravy ?
Sadly no, but there's loads of sweetcorn!
I'm not really a sweet corn person, could I possibly go straight to desert
Depends if you can chat shit as creatively and humorously as quite a few people in here .
Id blow ya socks off
Ha! Says the op with no badge
I don't require a badge as I'm the 1 handing them out
Where do you live boy?"
I'm currently living in a pineapple under the see |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've consulted my Gillian Mckeith shit scale and I can confirm it's the good shit, so it's all gravy!
Now if it was gravyesq, that wouldn't be good shit. But I think there are a few who spot the potential for shit shit and stear clear
Is there any roast potatoes with that gravy ?
Sadly no, but there's loads of sweetcorn!
I'm not really a sweet corn person, could I possibly go straight to desert
Depends if you can chat shit as creatively and humorously as quite a few people in here .
Id blow ya socks off
Ha! Says the op with no badge
I don't require a badge as I'm the 1 handing them out
Where do you live boy?
I'm currently living in a pineapple under the see "
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over a year ago
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"Nothing wrong with chatting shit, it makes a nice change to reality
Reality if defective. I'd like a new one, please.
Is that shit enough OP? what reality would you like
I'd like a reality we can talk shit without been pulled up on it.
I reject your reality and replace it with my own
How shit is that?
Shit enough for a badge
Let's hope in his reality this badge you give him he doesn't think is shit himself. You had better start asking him his favorite color, themes, pictures, etc as not to get the wrong badge!
I hope he likes Blue Peter
Awhhh whhhaaaaaaattttt hes getting a blue pewter badge ov always wanted a blue pewter badge.
There worth a fortune! Gets you into museum's and stuff for free!
I did not know this, thanks for bringing this information to light you will have had no way to know this, but this changes everything...
you may have even created new threads of my very destiny, and existence the three weavers (Clotho) (Lachesis) and (Atropos) could of had no way of fore telling or controlling the different realms of possibilities you have opend up for me, my quest for a blue Peter badge has commenced and I have no idea where it might end!
Well good luck, it might be easier to get a national trust membership though "
I DONT NEED LUCK I NEED A FUNKING BLUE PEWTER BADGE! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've consulted my Gillian Mckeith shit scale and I can confirm it's the good shit, so it's all gravy!
Now if it was gravyesq, that wouldn't be good shit. But I think there are a few who spot the potential for shit shit and stear clear
Is there any roast potatoes with that gravy ?
Sadly no, but there's loads of sweetcorn!
I'm not really a sweet corn person, could I possibly go straight to desert
Depends if you can chat shit as creatively and humorously as quite a few people in here .
Id blow ya socks off
Ha! Says the op with no badge
I don't require a badge as I'm the 1 handing them out
Where do you live boy?
I'm currently living in a pineapple under the see "
well then. I'll huff. And I'll puff. And I'll eat your bloody pineape house, and take my blue pewter badge |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've consulted my Gillian Mckeith shit scale and I can confirm it's the good shit, so it's all gravy!
Now if it was gravyesq, that wouldn't be good shit. But I think there are a few who spot the potential for shit shit and stear clear
Is there any roast potatoes with that gravy ?
Sadly no, but there's loads of sweetcorn!
I'm not really a sweet corn person, could I possibly go straight to desert
Depends if you can chat shit as creatively and humorously as quite a few people in here .
Id blow ya socks off
Ha! Says the op with no badge
I don't require a badge as I'm the 1 handing them out
Where do you live boy?
I'm currently living in a pineapple under the see
well then. I'll huff. And I'll puff. And I'll eat your bloody pineape house, and take my blue pewter badge"
What if it rains, no roof on my pineapple I could get wet  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing wrong with chatting shit, it makes a nice change to reality
Reality if defective. I'd like a new one, please.
Is that shit enough OP? what reality would you like
I'd like a reality we can talk shit without been pulled up on it.
I reject your reality and replace it with my own
How shit is that?
Shit enough for a badge
Let's hope in his reality this badge you give him he doesn't think is shit himself. You had better start asking him his favorite color, themes, pictures, etc as not to get the wrong badge!
I hope he likes Blue Peter
Awhhh whhhaaaaaaattttt hes getting a blue pewter badge ov always wanted a blue pewter badge.
There worth a fortune! Gets you into museum's and stuff for free!
I did not know this, thanks for bringing this information to light you will have had no way to know this, but this changes everything...
you may have even created new threads of my very destiny, and existence the three weavers (Clotho) (Lachesis) and (Atropos) could of had no way of fore telling or controlling the different realms of possibilities you have opend up for me, my quest for a blue Peter badge has commenced and I have no idea where it might end!
Well good luck, it might be easier to get a national trust membership though
I DONT NEED LUCK I NEED A FUNKING BLUE PEWTER BADGE!"
Don't you take that tone with me Verucca Salt. Stamping your feet and making demands will not work with me as well you know.
Are you tired? Is that what this is about? Would you like me to make you a hot choclate? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing wrong with chatting shit, it makes a nice change to reality
Reality if defective. I'd like a new one, please.
Is that shit enough OP? what reality would you like
I'd like a reality we can talk shit without been pulled up on it.
I reject your reality and replace it with my own
How shit is that?
Shit enough for a badge
Let's hope in his reality this badge you give him he doesn't think is shit himself. You had better start asking him his favorite color, themes, pictures, etc as not to get the wrong badge!
I hope he likes Blue Peter
Awhhh whhhaaaaaaattttt hes getting a blue pewter badge ov always wanted a blue pewter badge.
There worth a fortune! Gets you into museum's and stuff for free!
I did not know this, thanks for bringing this information to light you will have had no way to know this, but this changes everything...
you may have even created new threads of my very destiny, and existence the three weavers (Clotho) (Lachesis) and (Atropos) could of had no way of fore telling or controlling the different realms of possibilities you have opend up for me, my quest for a blue Peter badge has commenced and I have no idea where it might end!
Well good luck, it might be easier to get a national trust membership though
I DONT NEED LUCK I NEED A FUNKING BLUE PEWTER BADGE!
Don't you take that tone with me Verucca Salt. Stamping your feet and making demands will not work with me as well you know.
Are you tired? Is that what this is about? Would you like me to make you a hot choclate? "
No I want a fecking Blue pewter badge, (sob) (sob) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've consulted my Gillian Mckeith shit scale and I can confirm it's the good shit, so it's all gravy!
Now if it was gravyesq, that wouldn't be good shit. But I think there are a few who spot the potential for shit shit and stear clear
Is there any roast potatoes with that gravy ?
Sadly no, but there's loads of sweetcorn!
I'm not really a sweet corn person, could I possibly go straight to desert
Depends if you can chat shit as creatively and humorously as quite a few people in here .
Id blow ya socks off
Ha! Says the op with no badge
I don't require a badge as I'm the 1 handing them out
Where do you live boy?
I'm currently living in a pineapple under the see
well then. I'll huff. And I'll puff. And I'll eat your bloody pineape house, and take my blue pewter badge
What if it rains, no roof on my pineapple I could get wet "
Pay no attention, he's tired and emotional. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing wrong with chatting shit, it makes a nice change to reality
Reality if defective. I'd like a new one, please.
Is that shit enough OP? what reality would you like
I'd like a reality we can talk shit without been pulled up on it.
I reject your reality and replace it with my own
How shit is that?
Shit enough for a badge
Let's hope in his reality this badge you give him he doesn't think is shit himself. You had better start asking him his favorite color, themes, pictures, etc as not to get the wrong badge!
I hope he likes Blue Peter
Awhhh whhhaaaaaaattttt hes getting a blue pewter badge ov always wanted a blue pewter badge.
There worth a fortune! Gets you into museum's and stuff for free!
I did not know this, thanks for bringing this information to light you will have had no way to know this, but this changes everything...
you may have even created new threads of my very destiny, and existence the three weavers (Clotho) (Lachesis) and (Atropos) could of had no way of fore telling or controlling the different realms of possibilities you have opend up for me, my quest for a blue Peter badge has commenced and I have no idea where it might end!
Well good luck, it might be easier to get a national trust membership though
I DONT NEED LUCK I NEED A FUNKING BLUE PEWTER BADGE!
Don't you take that tone with me Verucca Salt. Stamping your feet and making demands will not work with me as well you know.
Are you tired? Is that what this is about? Would you like me to make you a hot choclate?
No I want a fecking Blue pewter badge, (sob) (sob)"
Language Timothy. We will look into it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's going on? I'm hungry if that helps
I need help eating a pineapple house, I dont know if I have the belly for a whole one "
Bung it on a pizza and let's talk... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's going on? I'm hungry if that helps
I need help eating a pineapple house, I dont know if I have the belly for a whole one "
Apparently pineapple makes you taste good |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's going on? I'm hungry if that helps
I need help eating a pineapple house, I dont know if I have the belly for a whole one
Bung it on a pizza and let's talk..."
Does the pizza come with a blue pewter badge?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's going on? I'm hungry if that helps
I need help eating a pineapple house, I dont know if I have the belly for a whole one
Apparently pineapple makes you taste good"
I can't imagine you not tasting good, I wish you would let me perv on your pics |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Scientifically proven that 92.87% of the posts are monkey spank and over 80% don’t end the way they started. 100% are posted because people have feck all better to do. 0.0000176% of threads result in the OP getting the attention they desired from posting. Zero fucks were given by nobody.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Scientifically proven that 92.87% of the posts are monkey spank and over 80% don’t end the way they started. 100% are posted because people have feck all better to do. 0.0000176% of threads result in the OP getting the attention they desired from posting. Zero fucks were given by nobody.
"
Crikey I thought my phone was suffering an eclipse, beautiful bottom |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's going on? I'm hungry if that helps
I need help eating a pineapple house, I dont know if I have the belly for a whole one
Apparently pineapple makes you taste good
I can't imagine you not tasting good, I wish you would let me perv on your pics "
Dude you are literally the same age as my sons. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's going on? I'm hungry if that helps
I need help eating a pineapple house, I dont know if I have the belly for a whole one
Apparently pineapple makes you taste good
I can't imagine you not tasting good, I wish you would let me perv on your pics
Dude you are literally the same age as my sons. "
Walks in Senses the energy (Slowly backs out of the room) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's going on? I'm hungry if that helps
I need help eating a pineapple house, I dont know if I have the belly for a whole one
Bung it on a pizza and let's talk..."
Bung it into a seafood supreme and your on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's going on? I'm hungry if that helps
I need help eating a pineapple house, I dont know if I have the belly for a whole one
Apparently pineapple makes you taste good
I can't imagine you not tasting good, I wish you would let me perv on your pics
Dude you are literally the same age as my sons.
Walks in Senses the energy (Slowly backs out of the room)"
The energy is good |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's going on? I'm hungry if that helps
I need help eating a pineapple house, I dont know if I have the belly for a whole one
Apparently pineapple makes you taste good
I can't imagine you not tasting good, I wish you would let me perv on your pics
Dude you are literally the same age as my sons. "
Any ways I'm not trying to fuck you! "Knock" "knock" open up the profile. Psst guess what? I'm not your son |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Scientifically proven that 92.87% of the posts are monkey spank and over 80% don’t end the way they started. 100% are posted because people have feck all better to do. 0.0000176% of threads result in the OP getting the attention they desired from posting. Zero fucks were given by nobody.
"
Zero fucks sounds awesome |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Scientifically proven that 92.87% of the posts are monkey spank and over 80% don’t end the way they started. 100% are posted because people have feck all better to do. 0.0000176% of threads result in the OP getting the attention they desired from posting. Zero fucks were given by nobody.
Zero fucks sounds awesome "
That's what most the guys get from this site ain't it? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Scientifically proven that 92.87% of the posts are monkey spank and over 80% don’t end the way they started. 100% are posted because people have feck all better to do. 0.0000176% of threads result in the OP getting the attention they desired from posting. Zero fucks were given by nobody.
Zero fucks sounds awesome
That's what most the guys get from this site ain't it? "
Apparently so  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's going on? I'm hungry if that helps
I need help eating a pineapple house, I dont know if I have the belly for a whole one
Bung it on a pizza and let's talk...
Does the pizza come with a blue pewter badge? "
No, it comes with garlic bread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's going on? I'm hungry if that helps
I need help eating a pineapple house, I dont know if I have the belly for a whole one
Bung it on a pizza and let's talk...
Bung it into a seafood supreme and your on "
Ooohhh seafood supreme?? Can I have a dip? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Scientifically proven that 92.87% of the posts are monkey spank and over 80% don’t end the way they started. 100% are posted because people have feck all better to do. 0.0000176% of threads result in the OP getting the attention they desired from posting. Zero fucks were given by nobody.
Zero fucks sounds awesome
That's what most the guys get from this site ain't it?
Apparently so "
Not me though, build for this I waz build for this. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's going on? I'm hungry if that helps
I need help eating a pineapple house, I dont know if I have the belly for a whole one
Bung it on a pizza and let's talk...
Does the pizza come with a blue pewter badge?
No, it comes with garlic bread "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's going on? I'm hungry if that helps
I need help eating a pineapple house, I dont know if I have the belly for a whole one
Bung it on a pizza and let's talk...
Does the pizza come with a blue pewter badge?
No, it comes with garlic bread "
AGHHHHHH BOLLOX! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So am I really going to have to correct this spelling mistakes ?
Imaginative
It's in the word
Imagine it's spelt correctly and you will go far
But not far enough for a Blue Peter badge |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's going on? I'm hungry if that helps
I need help eating a pineapple house, I dont know if I have the belly for a whole one
Bung it on a pizza and let's talk...
Does the pizza come with a blue pewter badge?
No, it comes with garlic bread
AGHHHHHH BOLLOX!"
Garlic bread though! And a dip |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now the dude who just messaged me was totally talking shit! Cut n paste i love your profile bla bla... my profile is hidden haha!"
Your a shit talker because you profile is private he couldn't of messaged you. DUN DUN DUNNNNNN |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's going on? I'm hungry if that helps
I need help eating a pineapple house, I dont know if I have the belly for a whole one
Bung it on a pizza and let's talk...
Does the pizza come with a blue pewter badge?
No, it comes with garlic bread
AGHHHHHH BOLLOX!
Garlic bread though! And a dip "
But I can have fekin garlic bread when ever I want he'll I can even make funking garlic bread can I make a blue pewter badge? NOOOOO can I have a blue pewter badge when ever I want? NOOOO! I'm afraid this blue pewter badge will take me to dark and terrible places |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now the dude who just messaged me was totally talking shit! Cut n paste i love your profile bla bla... my profile is hidden haha!
Your a shit talker because you profile is private he couldn't of messaged you. DUN DUN DUNNNNNN"
Mouth in gear brain in neutral...I've been recieving messages all night, you see under my post it says message me privately |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now the dude who just messaged me was totally talking shit! Cut n paste i love your profile bla bla... my profile is hidden haha!
Your a shit talker because you profile is private he couldn't of messaged you. DUN DUN DUNNNNNN"
In addition, my profile may be hidden but you can still message me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now the dude who just messaged me was totally talking shit! Cut n paste i love your profile bla bla... my profile is hidden haha!
Your a shit talker because you profile is private he couldn't of messaged you. DUN DUN DUNNNNNN
In addition, my profile may be hidden but you can still message me "
What is this sorcery you speak of? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now the dude who just messaged me was totally talking shit! Cut n paste i love your profile bla bla... my profile is hidden haha!
Is it? I hadn't noticed "
Haha! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now the dude who just messaged me was totally talking shit! Cut n paste i love your profile bla bla... my profile is hidden haha!
Your a shit talker because you profile is private he couldn't of messaged you. DUN DUN DUNNNNNN
In addition, my profile may be hidden but you can still message me "
You are under the age limit FUCKKKKKKK! ROFL |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's going on? I'm hungry if that helps
I need help eating a pineapple house, I dont know if I have the belly for a whole one
Bung it on a pizza and let's talk...
Does the pizza come with a blue pewter badge?
No, it comes with garlic bread
AGHHHHHH BOLLOX!
Garlic bread though! And a dip
But I can have fekin garlic bread when ever I want he'll I can even make funking garlic bread can I make a blue pewter badge? NOOOOO can I have a blue pewter badge when ever I want? NOOOO! I'm afraid this blue pewter badge will take me to dark and terrible places "
Riiiiigght. Interesting, ooooookkayyy. More garlic bread for me then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's going on? I'm hungry if that helps
I need help eating a pineapple house, I dont know if I have the belly for a whole one
Bung it on a pizza and let's talk...
Does the pizza come with a blue pewter badge?
No, it comes with garlic bread
AGHHHHHH BOLLOX!
Garlic bread though! And a dip
But I can have fekin garlic bread when ever I want he'll I can even make funking garlic bread can I make a blue pewter badge? NOOOOO can I have a blue pewter badge when ever I want? NOOOO! I'm afraid this blue pewter badge will take me to dark and terrible places
Riiiiigght. Interesting, ooooookkayyy. More garlic bread for me then "
He's just got a bee in his bonnet about wanting a blue peter badge. So I'd say order what you like and start eating, it'll only go cold whilst he continues his blue peter monologue |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's going on? I'm hungry if that helps
I need help eating a pineapple house, I dont know if I have the belly for a whole one
Bung it on a pizza and let's talk...
Does the pizza come with a blue pewter badge?
No, it comes with garlic bread
AGHHHHHH BOLLOX!
Garlic bread though! And a dip
But I can have fekin garlic bread when ever I want he'll I can even make funking garlic bread can I make a blue pewter badge? NOOOOO can I have a blue pewter badge when ever I want? NOOOO! I'm afraid this blue pewter badge will take me to dark and terrible places
Riiiiigght. Interesting, ooooookkayyy. More garlic bread for me then
He's just got a bee in his bonnet about wanting a blue peter badge. So I'd say order what you like and start eating, it'll only go cold whilst he continues his blue peter monologue "
I'm afraid It truly has taking me to dark and terrible places, my cheeks are now up for sale. But it will all be worth it in the end. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Having observed the forums now for some time iv made a discovery
Lots of people chat shit
You included
 "
Yes
But
There's always a but
This thread ain't about me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having observed the forums now for some time iv made a discovery
Lots of people chat shit
You included
Yes
But
There's always a but
This thread ain't about me "
The man that says he lives in a pineapple house, can not say he does not chat shit |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Having observed the forums now for some time iv made a discovery
Lots of people chat shit
You included
Yes
But
There's always a but
This thread ain't about me
Obviously it is "
Ok fuck it why not |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Having observed the forums now for some time iv made a discovery
Lots of people chat shit
You included
Yes
But
There's always a but
This thread ain't about me
The man that says he lives in a pineapple house, can not say he does not chat shit "
Busted |
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over a year ago
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"Having observed the forums now for some time iv made a discovery
Lots of people chat shit
You included
Yes
But
There's always a but
This thread ain't about me
The man that says he lives in a pineapple house, can not say he does not chat shit
Busted "
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