Flying things buzzing round my noggin.
There's sodding loads of them. Brown n noisy, about the same size as a large wasp. I've never seen one before 
They're landing on the grass, making a big racket then kinda rolling onto their backs. Any offers?
I'm sat in the garden trying to bonfire but the wood won't catch on, guessing the rain we had the last few days got it wetter inside than my minge the first time I felt engines roaring on a race track |
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"Cockchafers?
Has to be. This is fab 
Who the fuck would call em that tho  poor buggers
They also go by the name of May Bugs, Doodle Bugs and erm…..’Wang Beetles’ (slang) "
Fuck knows what came down my chimney years ago coz I thought that was a May bug. It was loud n round, like a Toffifee with wings and a trumpet |
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"Cockchafers?
Has to be. This is fab
Who the fuck would call em that tho poor buggers
They also go by the name of May Bugs, Doodle Bugs and erm…..’Wang Beetles’ (slang)
Fuck knows what came down my chimney years ago coz I thought that was a May bug. It was loud n round, like a Toffifee with wings and a trumpet "
They fly slowly (it’s a seeming miracle that they can fly at all) and indeed make quite a noise (I mean, a REAL noise!)
You’ll only usually see them after sunset though, between May and July and like moths, they are attracted to light (hence why they often can be heard crashing against lit windows this time of year)
They’re completely harmless however - just very clumsy  |
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"Oh my days I've just imaged searched them, they are adorable!
Ain't they!!
I was gonna give one a wallop if it got too close now I'm willing one to come land on me 
Cat noise  "
I've been trying to get a photo but they're too quick |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Cockchafers?
Has to be. This is fab
Who the fuck would call em that tho poor buggers
They also go by the name of May Bugs, Doodle Bugs and erm…..’Wang Beetles’ (slang)
Fuck knows what came down my chimney years ago coz I thought that was a May bug. It was loud n round, like a Toffifee with wings and a trumpet "
Santa was having an off day |
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"Cockchafers?
Has to be. This is fab
Who the fuck would call em that tho poor buggers
They also go by the name of May Bugs, Doodle Bugs and erm…..’Wang Beetles’ (slang)
Fuck knows what came down my chimney years ago coz I thought that was a May bug. It was loud n round, like a Toffifee with wings and a trumpet
They fly slowly (it’s a seeming miracle that they can fly at all) and indeed make quite a noise (I mean, a REAL noise!)
You’ll only usually see them after sunset though, between May and July and like moths, they are attracted to light (hence why they often can be heard crashing against lit windows this time of year)
They’re completely harmless however - just very clumsy "
Fuck it, citronella candle time. Come to me my pretties |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Oh my days I've just imaged searched them, they are adorable!
Ain't they!!
I was gonna give one a wallop if it got too close now I'm willing one to come land on me
Cat noise
I've been trying to get a photo but they're too quick "
The mental image I have now is hilarious |
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"Cockchafers?
Has to be. This is fab
Who the fuck would call em that tho poor buggers
They also go by the name of May Bugs, Doodle Bugs and erm…..’Wang Beetles’ (slang)
Fuck knows what came down my chimney years ago coz I thought that was a May bug. It was loud n round, like a Toffifee with wings and a trumpet
They fly slowly (it’s a seeming miracle that they can fly at all) and indeed make quite a noise (I mean, a REAL noise!)
You’ll only usually see them after sunset though, between May and July and like moths, they are attracted to light (hence why they often can be heard crashing against lit windows this time of year)
They’re completely harmless however - just very clumsy
Fuck it, citronella candle time. Come to me my pretties "
Be sure to have a marvel at their feather like antennae - it’s like they’re dressed for a can-can |
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"Oh my days I've just imaged searched them, they are adorable!
Ain't they!!
I was gonna give one a wallop if it got too close now I'm willing one to come land on me
Cat noise
I've been trying to get a photo but they're too quick
The mental image I have now is hilarious "
I can see one on the big plant in the garden behind. I'm tempted to climb on my back wall. However..... if I get spotted I might get done for peeping tommery  |
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"Cockchafers?
Has to be. This is fab
Who the fuck would call em that tho poor buggers
They also go by the name of May Bugs, Doodle Bugs and erm…..’Wang Beetles’ (slang)
Fuck knows what came down my chimney years ago coz I thought that was a May bug. It was loud n round, like a Toffifee with wings and a trumpet
They fly slowly (it’s a seeming miracle that they can fly at all) and indeed make quite a noise (I mean, a REAL noise!)
You’ll only usually see them after sunset though, between May and July and like moths, they are attracted to light (hence why they often can be heard crashing against lit windows this time of year)
They’re completely harmless however - just very clumsy
Fuck it, citronella candle time. Come to me my pretties
Be sure to have a marvel at their feather like antennae - it’s like they’re dressed for a can-can "
I couldn't light the candle. "Why won't ya light ya cunt?"
Ahhhhh..... that's not wax ya plum, try tipping the rain water out first. |
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"See if they squeak with joy when you tickle one.
I need a wee but don't wanna go in, guaranteed the moment my back got turned they start partying on the garden table or something "
They may like wee... |
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"See if they squeak with joy when you tickle one.
I need a wee but don't wanna go in, guaranteed the moment my back got turned they start partying on the garden table or something
They may like wee..."
Ooooooo a tinkle trail like the pied piper of cockchafers |
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"See if they squeak with joy when you tickle one.
I need a wee but don't wanna go in, guaranteed the moment my back got turned they start partying on the garden table or something
They may like wee...
Ooooooo a tinkle trail like the pied piper of cockchafers "
Or a cockchafer chaser. |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Oh my days I've just imaged searched them, they are adorable!
Ain't they!!
I was gonna give one a wallop if it got too close now I'm willing one to come land on me
Cat noise
I've been trying to get a photo but they're too quick
The mental image I have now is hilarious
I can see one on the big plant in the garden behind. I'm tempted to climb on my back wall. However..... if I get spotted I might get done for peeping tommery "
Given your history of teetering at height just check there are no screws/nails left lying about beneath the wall |
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"Oh my days I've just imaged searched them, they are adorable!
Ain't they!!
I was gonna give one a wallop if it got too close now I'm willing one to come land on me
Cat noise
I've been trying to get a photo but they're too quick
The mental image I have now is hilarious
I can see one on the big plant in the garden behind. I'm tempted to climb on my back wall. However..... if I get spotted I might get done for peeping tommery
Given your history of teetering at height just check there are no screws/nails left lying about beneath the wall "
I still feel the wind of the screwdriver whistling past my eyeball |
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"Flying things buzzing round my noggin.
There's sodding loads of them. Brown n noisy, about the same size as a large wasp. I've never seen one before
They're landing on the grass, making a big racket then kinda rolling onto their backs. Any offers?
I'm sat in the garden trying to bonfire but the wood won't catch on, guessing the rain we had the last few days got it wetter inside than my minge the first time I felt engines roaring on a race track"
you tricked me I came looking for arse  |
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"Flying things buzzing round my noggin.
There's sodding loads of them. Brown n noisy, about the same size as a large wasp. I've never seen one before
They're landing on the grass, making a big racket then kinda rolling onto their backs. Any offers?
I'm sat in the garden trying to bonfire but the wood won't catch on, guessing the rain we had the last few days got it wetter inside than my minge the first time I felt engines roaring on a race track you tricked me I came looking for arse "
Just follow the sound of my toots |
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"Nice to see you've finally some cock buzzing around ya at least Peach
Been a while since I've allowed one so close. Little bastards made me break by rule
Don't kill em though haha "
They're on a reprieve coz they're cute as fucking buttons |
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