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"I'm still thirsty espresso martini please "good evening my friends coming up | |||
"I'm still thirsty espresso martini please "Ooh make that two please NBVN x | |||
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"I'm still thirsty espresso martini please
Ooh make that two please
NBVN x"No problem x | |||
"I'll have a Black Russian. Extra ice "Tooting special coming up | |||
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"I could do with a little something to perk me up after a long day. I'll go for a Vanilla Espresso Martini please. In fact to save you time in the very near future just make me a tray of them please. They go down so fast." will do coming right up | |||
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"It's a glorious evening for a mojito. A large one please!" you saucy minx coming right up x  | |||
"I'm still thirsty espresso martini please
Ooh make that two please
NBVN x"Three please | |||
"I'm still thirsty espresso martini please
Ooh make that two please
NBVN x
Three please "take it easy my lady pace yourself x | |||
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"Something with rum and coconut please Jo x" some might say you are rum.enough x | |||
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"Yes please. Hold the tail. "less of that saucy talk madam | |||
"Old Speckled Hen, with a brolly in it "Make that two! | |||
"Old Speckled Hen, with a brolly in it "whistle for your brolly mate are you a man.or a mouse | |||
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"Old Speckled Hen, with a brolly in it
Make that two! "man or mouse comes to mind thought it was a steel city | |||
"Something with a cherry on a stick in it" cinnamon and lemonade coming up | |||
"Old Speckled Hen, with a brolly in it whistle for your brolly mate are you a man.or a mouse "You asked for cocktail orders, a brolly makes it a cocktail surely? | |||
"Something with a cherry on a stick in itcinnamon and lemonade coming up "sorry cinzano | |||
"Old Speckled Hen, with a brolly in it whistle for your brolly mate are you a man.or a mouse
You asked for cocktail orders, a brolly makes it a cocktail surely? "customer is always right | |||
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"Yes please. Hold the tail. less of that saucy talk madam "I would think this is exactly the time and place for it! | |||
"Old Speckled Hen, with a brolly in it
Make that two! man or mouse comes to mind thought it was a steel city "I’m a shandy drinking southern tourist! | |||
"Yes please. Hold the tail. less of that saucy talk madam
I would think this is exactly the time and place for it!"you are right madam don't know what came over me | |||
"Old Speckled Hen, with a brolly in it
Make that two! man or mouse comes to mind thought it was a steel city
I’m a shandy drinking southern tourist! "OK do you drink in the old Vic | |||
"Old Speckled Hen, with a brolly in it
Make that two! man or mouse comes to mind thought it was a steel city
I’m a shandy drinking southern tourist! OK do you drink in the old Vic "No, I drink my shandy from a tin. | |||
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"Sex on a beach please OP. Or a quiet garden shed or sturdy wall would do with some nice lady as company! "leave it with me have an old bike for these occasions will ask her to drop yr drinks off | |||
"I could really go for a Tom Collins right now" your wish is my command | |||
"Sex on a beach please OP. Or a quiet garden shed or sturdy wall would do with some nice lady as company! leave it with me have an old bike for these occasions will ask her to drop yr drinks off "If she’s a grifter I’m happy  | |||
"Yes please jd and cola thanks oooo and no doubles single x" Natalie you have what you are given double coming g up | |||
"Something with a cherry on a stick in itcinnamon and lemonade coming up sorry cinzano "Oh not had one of those for a long time but was thinking more of a Rob Roy please | |||
"Something with a cherry on a stick in itcinnamon and lemonade coming up sorry cinzano
Oh not had one of those for a long time but was thinking more of a Rob Roy please "Rob Roy never heard ofbit cinzano coming up | |||
"Yes please jd and cola thanks oooo and no doubles single xNatalie you have what you are given double coming g up "Ok then thanks so much x | |||
"Something with a cherry on a stick in itcinnamon and lemonade coming up sorry cinzano
Oh not had one of those for a long time but was thinking more of a Rob Roy please Rob Roy never heard ofbit cinzano coming up "OK and babycham for the lady | |||
"Something with a cherry on a stick in itcinnamon and lemonade coming up sorry cinzano
Oh not had one of those for a long time but was thinking more of a Rob Roy please Rob Roy never heard ofbit cinzano coming up now you are talking
OK and babycham for the lady" | |||
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"Classic margarita please" whatbtime do you call this Freya been waiting for you all night comingbrightbup my fine lady x | |||
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"A Rob Roy please " sorry for delay someone else asked for a Rob Roy earlier didn't bknow what it was so he.got a sparkling water | |||
"A Rob Roy please " What is a Rob Roy? | |||
"Classic margarita pleasewhatbtime do you call this Freya been waiting for you all night comingbrightbup my fine lady x "Sorry yes, was starting another thread so a bit late x | |||
"Classic margarita pleasewhatbtime do you call this Freya been waiting for you all night comingbrightbup my fine lady x
Sorry yes, was starting another thread so a bit late x "Don't let it happen again stayed open late for you x | |||
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"Can I have a mocktail? I’m on antibiotics and can’t drink "Wanda you are a woman you can and always do get as you wish xx | |||
"Can I have a mocktail? I’m on antibiotics and can’t drink Wanda you are a woman you can and always do get as you wish xx "Thanks | |||
"Blue lagoon please
(They get me sozzled )"lexi I live in Stockport myself will bring it round x | |||
"Smokey old fashioned Mojito Zombie In the order please " whatbyou doing drinking cocktails in Manchester but customer is always right coming right up | |||
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"Hahahaha we've got loads of cocktail bars now in Manchester "I know mate only joking | |||
"Blue lagoon please
(They get me sozzled )lexi I live in Stockport myself will bring it round x"Fab! Make it a large one….. the doors on the latch  | |||
"Blue lagoon please
(They get me sozzled )lexi I live in Stockport myself will bring it round x
Fab! Make it a large one….. the doors on the latch "on my way | |||
