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Get her to drink gallons of water saying its for an upcoming pee play session where she is dressed as up as one of of teletubbies then tie her to the bed by her hands and feet.......then leave
Nobody likes lying in the wet patch and she will be there till you ring the fire service to come around and untie her 12 hours later  |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
Just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
Under the patio, Horatio
Hop on the bus, Gus
Jump off the Pier, Kier
In the library with the candlestick, Dick
Drop her in with the pig, Stig
Empty the bank accounts, move to the Bahamas, get facial reconstructive surgery and a new identity, Lee |
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By *obka3Couple
over a year ago
bournemouth |
Had a relationship after my divorce that I thought might go somewhere I did a lot gor her and helped her sort a new rented house etc but found out she was messing me about, she was very good looking and had never been dumped before, one night I just couldnt stand bring in her company, after we had shagged I said I'm going in the morning and wont be back, she was speechless, I just turned over and went to sleep, got up at five and never saw her again |
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"Just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
Under the patio, Horatio
Hop on the bus, Gus
Jump off the Pier, Kier
In the library with the candlestick, Dick
Drop her in with the pig, Stig
Empty the bank accounts, move to the Bahamas, get facial reconstructive surgery and a new identity, Lee "
Not sure that last one quite scans. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's never nice leaving someone. Last time I dumped someone I was in tears. Then within weeks she found someone new. Charming.
There's always one. "
Your titts distracted me. |
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