Apparently

By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

Answering the TV remote instead of the phone doesn’t work

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It depends if the call came on the phone or sky remote

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Answering the TV remote instead of the phone doesn’t work"

But both are brilliant for measuring the size of your penis.

By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Sky remotes have hidden skills, go to channel 4 button and it switches the dining room wall lights on.

Such allusion.