"How do you respond on a first date when alls going great then she says
" fucking breed me""
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Certainly Madam. Just follow me to the gentleman's lavatory ...........
Once in there , stick on an elbow length rubber glove , get right up her fudger .....then.whip your arm out and say ahhhh yes you will ovulate in March.................. until then my love ( mwah X ) and leave...  |
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"How do you respond on a first date when alls going great then she says
" fucking breed me"
You say ......
Certainly Madam. Just follow me to the gentleman's lavatory ...........
Once in there , stick on an elbow length rubber glove , get right up her fudger .....then.whip your arm out and say ahhhh yes you will ovulate in March.................. until then my love ( mwah X ) and leave... "
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"How do you respond on a first date when alls going great then she says
" fucking breed me"
You say ......
Certainly Madam. Just follow me to the gentleman's lavatory ...........
Once in there , stick on an elbow length rubber glove , get right up her fudger .....then.whip your arm out and say ahhhh yes you will ovulate in March.................. until then my love ( mwah X ) and leave... "
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By *iver1uk OP Man
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"How do you respond on a first date when alls going great then she says
" fucking breed me"
You say ......
Certainly Madam. Just follow me to the gentleman's lavatory ...........
Once in there , stick on an elbow length rubber glove , get right up her fudger .....then.whip your arm out and say ahhhh yes you will ovulate in March.................. until then my love ( mwah X ) and leave... "
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"How do you respond on a first date when alls going great then she says
" fucking breed me""
First thing is to make sure you put beer down first...before even contemplating a reply |
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