I like this one, because it not only answers the question, but also (perhaps unintentionally) makes light of the face that this question gets asked all the time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Try the brown ones more spicy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Same again, please !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ain't you gonna clean up your mess?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Try the brown ones more spicy

Very funny!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ain't you gonna clean up your mess?

You spilt it you clean it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Mmmmmm.. White Sauce Yum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well that was crap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Meat and 2 veg, please'

'Whats that, stuffing you say, yes please but no gravy, my veg is moist enough'

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By *ooBulMan over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Have we still got prune juice in the cupboard?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don’t talk with your mouth full.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well thats me filled up"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ain't you gonna clean up your mess?

You spilt it you clean it"

No dessert for you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

""Well thats me filled up" "

Filth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ain't you gonna clean up your mess?

You spilt it you clean it

No dessert for you"

Wheres that folk I asked for any ways, then I'll grab that spoon for dessert.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would you like cream on your pie?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That Cumberland sausage is delicious

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By *ooBulMan over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Breast or thigh darling?

Oooo, that fat oozes everywhere!

Fancy crispy skin?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would you like stuffing?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What can you say during sex, but also at a family dinner?"

This tastes amazing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What can you say during sex, but also at a family dinner?"

Get off my sprouts dad…,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here comes the choo choo train! Chuffa chuffa chuffa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pass me the condoments

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where's the daddies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you don't like it, spit it out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It just made me salivate..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It just made me salivate.."

You dropped some spit on the table, let me get that for you

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By *B69Woman over a year ago

Wiltshire

Apologies I’ve dribbled again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you going to swallow that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I suck on the bone

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