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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Do so many women try to put men down as being sexually inadequate

Like the meme on social media about women commenting on football and then porn being watched for years and still not knowing what to do

Biggest portion of you woman probably lay there like a sack of spuds and call that sex drive lol

When in reality the energy is usually fucked right out of you within half an hour

Hate me later

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do so many women try to put men down as being sexually inadequate

Like the meme on social media about women commenting on football and then porn being watched for years and still not knowing what to do

Biggest portion of you woman probably lay there like a sack of spuds and call that sex drive lol

When in reality the energy is usually fucked right out of you within half an hour

Hate me later

Lol women-hating memes are just as prolific!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone for popcorn? Fabicide inbound

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do so many women try to put men down as being sexually inadequate

Like the meme on social media about women commenting on football and then porn being watched for years and still not knowing what to do

Biggest portion of you woman probably lay there like a sack of spuds and call that sex drive lol

When in reality the energy is usually fucked right out of you within half an hour

Hate me later

Lol women-hating memes are just as prolific! "

Not denying it though lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone for popcorn? Fabicide inbound "

Not many people like honesty lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you just hate women?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OP,I don't think your comments apply to this site.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you just hate women?

I hate noone

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Anyone for popcorn? Fabicide inbound "

I'd much rather someone was upfront about their feelings than sat there with popcorn

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By *inkylipsWoman over a year ago

Debauchery

"Do so many women try to put men down as being sexually inadequate

Like the meme on social media about women commenting on football and then porn being watched for years and still not knowing what to do

Biggest portion of you woman probably lay there like a sack of spuds and call that sex drive lol

When in reality the energy is usually fucked right out of you within half an hour

Hate me later

Wow who stamped on your balls today?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"OP,I don't think your comments apply to this site."

Explain please ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do so many women try to put men down as being sexually inadequate

Like the meme on social media about women commenting on football and then porn being watched for years and still not knowing what to do

Biggest portion of you woman probably lay there like a sack of spuds and call that sex drive lol

When in reality the energy is usually fucked right out of you within half an hour

Hate me later

Wow who stamped on your balls today?

Me, they're that full they are dragging along the floor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone for popcorn? Fabicide inbound

I'd much rather someone was upfront about their feelings than sat there with popcorn "

Can I be upfront while eating popcorn? I like popcorn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I lay like a dead fish actually!

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By *uenevereWoman over a year ago

Scunthorpe

OP you're clearly friends with the wrong people on social media.

I don't see men or women having a go at the opposite sex about sexual prowess.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I lay like a dead fish actually! "

Wet and slimy?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The age old battle between the sexes. Creates all the tension that really, both sides just want fucked out of them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I lay like a dead fish actually! "

Smelly ?

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By *inkylipsWoman over a year ago

Debauchery

"Do so many women try to put men down as being sexually inadequate

Like the meme on social media about women commenting on football and then porn being watched for years and still not knowing what to do

Biggest portion of you woman probably lay there like a sack of spuds and call that sex drive lol

When in reality the energy is usually fucked right out of you within half an hour

Hate me later

Wow who stamped on your balls today?

Me, they're that full they are dragging along the floor

Think an instant emptying is required, may lighten your out look too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone for popcorn? Fabicide inbound

I'd much rather someone was upfront about their feelings than sat there with popcorn "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you just hate women?

I hate noone

Okay so unless you've met / conversed with a majority of the female population maybe you should stop tarring them with the same brush? Just a thought.

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Anyone for popcorn? Fabicide inbound

I'd much rather someone was upfront about their feelings than sat there with popcorn

Can I be upfront while eating popcorn? I like popcorn

Yes course...pass me one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't hate men, and the ones I've slept with have been far from inadequate. Who are you talking to OP?

Also, if I ever just laid there like a sack of spuds it would likely be because I've been tied to the bed. Otherwise, I give as good as I get

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do so many women try to put men down as being sexually inadequate

Like the meme on social media about women commenting on football and then porn being watched for years and still not knowing what to do

Biggest portion of you woman probably lay there like a sack of spuds and call that sex drive lol

When in reality the energy is usually fucked right out of you within half an hour

Hate me later

Wow who stamped on your balls today?

Me, they're that full they are dragging along the floor

You can be anything you want to be

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I lay like a dead fish actually!

Wet and slimy?

Hmmm... don't know about the slimy part

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone for popcorn? Fabicide inbound "

Think I'll pull up a chair too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I lay like a dead fish actually!

Smelly ? "

Not that dead!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do so many women try to put men down as being sexually inadequate

Like the meme on social media about women commenting on football and then porn being watched for years and still not knowing what to do

Biggest portion of you woman probably lay there like a sack of spuds and call that sex drive lol

When in reality the energy is usually fucked right out of you within half an hour

Hate me later

Is it a bant or is it misogyny?

Just personally, I've never felt remotely threatened by those big bad women trying to stamp all over my Men's Rights.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Somebody had a bad experience….

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you just hate women?

I hate noone

Okay so unless you've met / conversed with a majority of the female population maybe you should stop tarring them with the same brush? Just a thought. "

I'm not taring anyone, I'm talking facts

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By *opsy RogersWoman over a year ago

London

I get it! It's been ok since time began to ridicule, belittle, stereotype and objectify women but how dare we do that to men.

Domestic violence increases by 38% during football season if the team the man supports loses.

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

I can appreciate the funny side of a neme but it doesn't mean that I agree it's representative of all or most men.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone for popcorn? Fabicide inbound

I'd much rather someone was upfront about their feelings than sat there with popcorn

Can I be upfront while eating popcorn? I like popcorn

Yes course...pass me one

Come sit and we can share

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I lay like a dead fish actually!

Smelly ?

Not that dead!! "

Phew

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By *valanche1001Man over a year ago

Leeds

Later? I think you’re in for it right now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OP,I don't think your comments apply to this site.

Explain please ?"

I've never seen a woman claim that a man is sexualy inadequate. We can't use memes on here. Women are on here because they enjoy sex so I doubt very much that any lie there like a sack of spuds. I think there's more men than women that run out of energy lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Later? I think you’re in for it right now

Punished

Sounds fantastic

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I lay like a dead fish actually! "

Well I'm Pisces, faf? (that's fancy a fish)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you just hate women?

I hate noone

Okay so unless you've met / conversed with a majority of the female population maybe you should stop tarring them with the same brush? Just a thought.

I'm not taring anyone, I'm talking facts

How is "biggest portion of you probably lay there like a sack of spuds" facts? Why did you get your data from?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I doubt many women on fab would LAY THERE LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES….. not what swingings all about ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"OP,I don't think your comments apply to this site.

Explain please ?

Iv not ever been beaten by any woman lol

30 minutes and your fucked

Literally

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"OP,I don't think your comments apply to this site.

Explain please ?

Iv not ever been beaten by any woman lol

30 minutes and your fucked

Literally

Yeah yeah we get it ...you'd fuck us into next week...great!

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By *uenevereWoman over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"OP,I don't think your comments apply to this site.

Explain please ?

Iv not ever been beaten by any woman lol

30 minutes and your fucked

Literally

Yeah yeah we get it ...you'd fuck us into next week...great!"

Doesn't sound thrilling does it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"OP,I don't think your comments apply to this site.

Explain please ?

Iv not ever been beaten by any woman lol

30 minutes and your fucked

Literally

Yeah yeah we get it ...you'd fuck us into next week...great!"

Next week's too close

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"OP,I don't think your comments apply to this site.

Explain please ?

Iv not ever been beaten by any woman lol

30 minutes and your fucked

Literally

30 minutes? Is that all??

Gosh, I've been very lucky with the lovely guys I've met

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How do you know what a sack of spuds lays like? Have you laid one down down to see? Have you done a comparison test???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And why spuds???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would like to announce to the forum the job of chief windup merchant had now been passed to the op.

I hope I did the office proud during my administration, I'd like to thank all my staff for their unwavering commitment to the cause.

Thank you

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I think I do a pretty good job putting myself down.

Just to beat them to it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would like to announce to the forum the job of chief windup merchant had now been passed to the op.

I hope I did the office proud during my administration, I'd like to thank all my staff for their unwavering commitment to the cause.

Thank you"

You did do pretty well!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think the OP is confusing this site with one for MMA dating or frustrated female wrestlers/bodybuilders who have a problem with breakable men

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I would like to announce to the forum the job of chief windup merchant had now been passed to the op.

I hope I did the office proud during my administration, I'd like to thank all my staff for their unwavering commitment to the cause.

Thank you"

This isnt the first time the OP has held that mantle.... he does it so well.

The forum is big enough for the 2 of you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone for popcorn? Fabicide inbound "

Lightly salted for me please

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Some people are into potatoes.

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I get it! It's been ok since time began to ridicule, belittle, stereotype and objectify women but how dare we do that to men.

Domestic violence increases by 38% during football season if the team the man supports loses."

That is a really frightening stat!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OP,I don't think your comments apply to this site.

Explain please ?

Iv not ever been beaten by any woman lol

30 minutes and your fucked

Literally

Oh op, bless your little cotton socks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I get it! It's been ok since time began to ridicule, belittle, stereotype and objectify women but how dare we do that to men.

Domestic violence increases by 38% during football season if the team the man supports loses.

That is a really frightening stat! "

It is I agree

I how ever don't watch or support football in anyway shape or form

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"OP,I don't think your comments apply to this site.

Explain please ?

Iv not ever been beaten by any woman lol

30 minutes and your fucked

Literally

Oh op, bless your little cotton socks "

I'd bless yours

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Do so many women try to put men down as being sexually inadequate

Like the meme on social media about women commenting on football and then porn being watched for years and still not knowing what to do

Biggest portion of you woman probably lay there like a sack of spuds and call that sex drive lol

When in reality the energy is usually fucked right out of you within half an hour

Hate me later

Why do you think this is OP?

Could it be down to men over promising and under delivering with regards their sexual prowess?

Unrealistic expectations from porn?

Anyone expecting more than 2 pumps and a squirt from me is asking for disapointment.

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I get it! It's been ok since time began to ridicule, belittle, stereotype and objectify women but how dare we do that to men.

Domestic violence increases by 38% during football season if the team the man supports loses.

That is a really frightening stat!

It is I agree

I how ever don't watch or support football in anyway shape or form

Yeah but do you watch porn

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Laying there like a sack of spuds tends to scream "urgh, get it over with I've got washing to be getting on with"

Or Spanish fly

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple over a year ago

Newcastle

"OP,I don't think your comments apply to this site.

Explain please ?

Iv not ever been beaten by any woman lol

30 minutes and your fucked

Literally

Maybe after 30 mins they are just bored so pretend they've had enough. Us women can be quite good actresses when we need to be.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

Can i hate you now?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

Hilarious

fofl

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I get it! It's been ok since time began to ridicule, belittle, stereotype and objectify women but how dare we do that to men.

Domestic violence increases by 38% during football season if the team the man supports loses.

That is a really frightening stat!

It is I agree

I how ever don't watch or support football in anyway shape or form

Yeah but do you watch porn

Iv always watched porn, iv even applied for a job in the past

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can i hate you now? "

Plenty already do lol

Crack on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"they're that full they are dragging along the floor

It always breaks my heart to read things like this.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I get it! It's been ok since time began to ridicule, belittle, stereotype and objectify women but how dare we do that to men.

Domestic violence increases by 38% during football season if the team the man supports loses.

That is a really frightening stat!

It is I agree

I how ever don't watch or support football in anyway shape or form

Yeah but do you watch porn

Iv always watched porn, iv even applied for a job in the past

Did they turn ya down when they realised your dick was on your forehead?

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I get it! It's been ok since time began to ridicule, belittle, stereotype and objectify women but how dare we do that to men.

Domestic violence increases by 38% during football season if the team the man supports loses.

That is a really frightening stat!

It is I agree

I how ever don't watch or support football in anyway shape or form

Yeah but do you watch porn

Iv always watched porn, iv even applied for a job in the past

Did you get the job?

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I get it! It's been ok since time began to ridicule, belittle, stereotype and objectify women but how dare we do that to men.

Domestic violence increases by 38% during football season if the team the man supports loses.

That is a really frightening stat!

It is I agree

I how ever don't watch or support football in anyway shape or form

Yeah but do you watch porn

Iv always watched porn, iv even applied for a job in the past

Did they turn ya down when they realised your dick was on your forehead?"

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By *issAphroditeWoman over a year ago

Norwich

Heaven forbid men get a tiny proportion of what women get.

As the saying goes: men fear women will laugh at them, women fear men will kill them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some people are into potatoes. "

Roast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would like to announce to the forum the job of chief windup merchant had now been passed to the op.

I hope I did the office proud during my administration, I'd like to thank all my staff for their unwavering commitment to the cause.

Thank you

This isnt the first time the OP has held that mantle.... he does it so well.

The forum is big enough for the 2 of you

Oh no.

I've resigned in doing a Hancock

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I get it! It's been ok since time began to ridicule, belittle, stereotype and objectify women but how dare we do that to men.

Domestic violence increases by 38% during football season if the team the man supports loses.

That is a really frightening stat!

It is I agree

I how ever don't watch or support football in anyway shape or form

Yeah but do you watch porn

Iv always watched porn, iv even applied for a job in the past

Did you get the job?"

At the time I was banned from driving and didn't have the finances to travel to London from West Cumbria so didn't go

I'd have got the job I know I would have

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Heaven forbid men get a tiny proportion of what women get.

As the saying goes: men fear women will laugh at them, women fear men will kill them.

I get that

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"OP,I don't think your comments apply to this site.

Explain please ?

Iv not ever been beaten by any woman lol

30 minutes and your fucked

Literally

Yeah yeah we get it ...you'd fuck us into next week...great!"

To be fair it's only a day away.... Wouldn't be that impressive

#nevertappedoutyet

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Some people are into potatoes.

Roast

You want me greased up and hot?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I get it! It's been ok since time began to ridicule, belittle, stereotype and objectify women but how dare we do that to men.

Domestic violence increases by 38% during football season if the team the man supports loses.

That is a really frightening stat!

It is I agree

I how ever don't watch or support football in anyway shape or form

Yeah but do you watch porn

Iv always watched porn, iv even applied for a job in the past

Did they turn ya down when they realised your dick was on your forehead?"

Have I offended you ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some people are into potatoes.

Roast

You want me greased up and hot? "

Ooooft I doooo

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"OP,I don't think your comments apply to this site.

Explain please ?

Iv not ever been beaten by any woman lol

30 minutes and your fucked

Literally

Yeah yeah we get it ...you'd fuck us into next week...great!

To be fair it's only a day away.... Wouldn't be that impressive

#nevertappedoutyet

True that

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Some people are into potatoes.

Roast

You want me greased up and hot?

Ooooft I doooo

You bring the gravy

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By *onguesandpunsMan over a year ago

East Midlands

Did they turn ya down when they realised your dick was on your forehead?"

Boom!

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I get it! It's been ok since time began to ridicule, belittle, stereotype and objectify women but how dare we do that to men.

Domestic violence increases by 38% during football season if the team the man supports loses.

That is a really frightening stat!

It is I agree

I how ever don't watch or support football in anyway shape or form

Yeah but do you watch porn

Iv always watched porn, iv even applied for a job in the past

Did they turn ya down when they realised your dick was on your forehead?

Have I offended you ? "

I looked in the mirror to double check if my face was saying yes, but nope, it's just as indifferent as the rest of me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I get it! It's been ok since time began to ridicule, belittle, stereotype and objectify women but how dare we do that to men.

Domestic violence increases by 38% during football season if the team the man supports loses.

That is a really frightening stat!

It is I agree

I how ever don't watch or support football in anyway shape or form

Yeah but do you watch porn

Iv always watched porn, iv even applied for a job in the past

Was it for the part of the fluffer?

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By *onguesandpunsMan over a year ago

East Midlands

Did they turn ya down when they realised your dick was on your forehead?

Boom!

It's entirely appropriate in this casecthat all of the tearing to shreds of the op's original post be left to the sisters..

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By *ornucopiaMan over a year ago

Bexley

Wow who stamped on your balls today?

Me, they're that full they are dragging along the floor

I'm constantly fascinated by this notion of balls emptying.I didn't realise that they are full of semen ready to be ejaculated.

Do they change in size noticeably after a good orgasm?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I get it! It's been ok since time began to ridicule, belittle, stereotype and objectify women but how dare we do that to men.

Domestic violence increases by 38% during football season if the team the man supports loses.

That is a really frightening stat!

It is I agree

I how ever don't watch or support football in anyway shape or form

Yeah but do you watch porn

Iv always watched porn, iv even applied for a job in the past

Did they turn ya down when they realised your dick was on your forehead?

Have I offended you ?

I looked in the mirror to double check if my face was saying yes, but nope, it's just as indifferent as the rest of me."

Have I offended you ?

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I get it! It's been ok since time began to ridicule, belittle, stereotype and objectify women but how dare we do that to men.

Domestic violence increases by 38% during football season if the team the man supports loses.

That is a really frightening stat!

It is I agree

I how ever don't watch or support football in anyway shape or form

Yeah but do you watch porn

Iv always watched porn, iv even applied for a job in the past

Did you get the job?

At the time I was banned from driving and didn't have the finances to travel to London from West Cumbria so didn't go

I'd have got the job I know I would have

Belief in oneself is a good thing unless it just makes them a cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some people are into potatoes.

Roast

You want me greased up and hot?

Ooooft I doooo

You bring the gravy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I get it! It's been ok since time began to ridicule, belittle, stereotype and objectify women but how dare we do that to men.

Domestic violence increases by 38% during football season if the team the man supports loses.

That is a really frightening stat!

It is I agree

I how ever don't watch or support football in anyway shape or form

Yeah but do you watch porn

Iv always watched porn, iv even applied for a job in the past

Did you get the job?

At the time I was banned from driving and didn't have the finances to travel to London from West Cumbria so didn't go

I'd have got the job I know I would have

Belief in oneself is a good thing unless it just makes them a cock "

Nice photos

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone is sounding proper butt hurt today lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do so many women try to put men down as being sexually inadequate

Like the meme on social media about women commenting on football and then porn being watched for years and still not knowing what to do

Biggest portion of you woman probably lay there like a sack of spuds and call that sex drive lol

When in reality the energy is usually fucked right out of you within half an hour

Hate me later

I met THE most amazing sexual lady here on fab and let me say she NEVER layed there like a sack of spuds...lets just say she was a lady that took it to levels beyond levels, when you meet a lady that loves to fuck in everyway...both mentally and physically,its priceless, well l think so anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Someone is sounding proper butt hurt today lol

I'm not hurt lol

I just find it a bit odd how alot of women try putting blokes downwind things like not being able to find the clit and why by a whole pig for just a little sausage

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I get it! It's been ok since time began to ridicule, belittle, stereotype and objectify women but how dare we do that to men.

Domestic violence increases by 38% during football season if the team the man supports loses.

That is a really frightening stat!

It is I agree

I how ever don't watch or support football in anyway shape or form

Yeah but do you watch porn

Iv always watched porn, iv even applied for a job in the past

Did you get the job?

At the time I was banned from driving and didn't have the finances to travel to London from West Cumbria so didn't go

I'd have got the job I know I would have

Belief in oneself is a good thing unless it just makes them a cock

Nice photos

You trying to disarm me

Thanks

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I get it! It's been ok since time began to ridicule, belittle, stereotype and objectify women but how dare we do that to men.

Domestic violence increases by 38% during football season if the team the man supports loses.

That is a really frightening stat!

It is I agree

I how ever don't watch or support football in anyway shape or form

Yeah but do you watch porn

Iv always watched porn, iv even applied for a job in the past

Did they turn ya down when they realised your dick was on your forehead?

Have I offended you ?

I looked in the mirror to double check if my face was saying yes, but nope, it's just as indifferent as the rest of me.

Have I offended you ?"

I said nope. I don't bullshit.

You have not offended me, offence may have been your desired outcome who knows, but the only fence in my vicinity is the one in the garden

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I get it! It's been ok since time began to ridicule, belittle, stereotype and objectify women but how dare we do that to men.

Domestic violence increases by 38% during football season if the team the man supports loses.

That is a really frightening stat!

It is I agree

I how ever don't watch or support football in anyway shape or form

Yeah but do you watch porn

Iv always watched porn, iv even applied for a job in the past

Did they turn ya down when they realised your dick was on your forehead?

Have I offended you ?

I looked in the mirror to double check if my face was saying yes, but nope, it's just as indifferent as the rest of me.

Have I offended you ?

I said nope. I don't bullshit.

You have not offended me, offence may have been your desired outcome who knows, but the only fence in my vicinity is the one in the garden "

Why call me a dick head then ?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Someone is sounding proper butt hurt today lol

I'm not hurt lol

I just find it a bit odd how alot of women try putting blokes downwind things like not being able to find the clit and why by a whole pig for just a little sausage

Why buy a whole cow when you can get the milk for free? This shit is nothing new and has been aimed at women for years

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I get it! It's been ok since time began to ridicule, belittle, stereotype and objectify women but how dare we do that to men.

Domestic violence increases by 38% during football season if the team the man supports loses.

That is a really frightening stat!

It is I agree

I how ever don't watch or support football in anyway shape or form

Yeah but do you watch porn

Iv always watched porn, iv even applied for a job in the past

Did they turn ya down when they realised your dick was on your forehead?

Have I offended you ?

I looked in the mirror to double check if my face was saying yes, but nope, it's just as indifferent as the rest of me.

Have I offended you ?

I said nope. I don't bullshit.

You have not offended me, offence may have been your desired outcome who knows, but the only fence in my vicinity is the one in the garden

Why call me a dick head then ?"

I thought we were playing catchphrase "say what ya see"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone is sounding proper butt hurt today lol

I'm not hurt lol

I just find it a bit odd how alot of women try putting blokes downwind things like not being able to find the clit and why by a whole pig for just a little sausage

So are you offended on behalf of somebody else? Or could you not find the clit? Or are you the little sausage in this scenario?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OP,I don't think your comments apply to this site.

Explain please ?

Iv not ever been beaten by any woman lol

30 minutes and your fucked

Literally

30 minutes? Is that all??

Gosh, I've been very lucky with the lovely guys I've met

Yeah….we know we can go at it for at least 6 hours!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Someone is sounding proper butt hurt today lol

I'm not hurt lol

I just find it a bit odd how alot of women try putting blokes downwind things like not being able to find the clit and why by a whole pig for just a little sausage

So are you offended on behalf of somebody else? Or could you not find the clit? Or are you the little sausage in this scenario? "

I don't need to find the clit, I don't even need to put much hip action in either

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I get it! It's been ok since time began to ridicule, belittle, stereotype and objectify women but how dare we do that to men.

Domestic violence increases by 38% during football season if the team the man supports loses.

That is a really frightening stat!

It is I agree

I how ever don't watch or support football in anyway shape or form

Yeah but do you watch porn

Iv always watched porn, iv even applied for a job in the past

Was it for the part of the fluffer?"

Mash potato fluffer?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

"Can i hate you now?

Plenty already do lol

Crack on

I wasn't actually asking permission.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone is sounding proper butt hurt today lol

I'm not hurt lol

I just find it a bit odd how alot of women try putting blokes downwind things like not being able to find the clit and why by a whole pig for just a little sausage

So are you offended on behalf of somebody else? Or could you not find the clit? Or are you the little sausage in this scenario?

I don't need to find the clit, I don't even need to put much hip action in either

Maybe that’s where you went wrong lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I get it! It's been ok since time began to ridicule, belittle, stereotype and objectify women but how dare we do that to men.

Domestic violence increases by 38% during football season if the team the man supports loses.

That is a really frightening stat!

It is I agree

I how ever don't watch or support football in anyway shape or form

Yeah but do you watch porn

Iv always watched porn, iv even applied for a job in the past

Did they turn ya down when they realised your dick was on your forehead?

Have I offended you ?

I looked in the mirror to double check if my face was saying yes, but nope, it's just as indifferent as the rest of me.

Have I offended you ?

I said nope. I don't bullshit.

You have not offended me, offence may have been your desired outcome who knows, but the only fence in my vicinity is the one in the garden

Why call me a dick head then ?

I thought we were playing catchphrase "say what ya see" "

Your actually quite pretty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone is sounding proper butt hurt today lol

I'm not hurt lol

I just find it a bit odd how alot of women try putting blokes downwind things like not being able to find the clit and why by a whole pig for just a little sausage

“Why buy a whole pig for just the little sausage “ lmfao !!!!! Stealing that one haha !!! If you can’t find the clit in this day and age you deserve to be ridiculed lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Someone is sounding proper butt hurt today lol

I'm not hurt lol

I just find it a bit odd how alot of women try putting blokes downwind things like not being able to find the clit and why by a whole pig for just a little sausage

So are you offended on behalf of somebody else? Or could you not find the clit? Or are you the little sausage in this scenario?

I don't need to find the clit, I don't even need to put much hip action in either

Maybe that’s where you went wrong lol "

Honesty is where I go wrong lol

Will that change

Definitely not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I get it! It's been ok since time began to ridicule, belittle, stereotype and objectify women but how dare we do that to men.

Domestic violence increases by 38% during football season if the team the man supports loses.

That is a really frightening stat!

It is I agree

I how ever don't watch or support football in anyway shape or form

Yeah but do you watch porn

Iv always watched porn, iv even applied for a job in the past

Was it for the part of the fluffer?

Mash potato fluffer? "

Whichever fluffer keeps him away from the big bad bullying women

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By *annaBeStrongMan over a year ago

I think both sides experience some kind of mockery

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Someone is sounding proper butt hurt today lol

I'm not hurt lol

I just find it a bit odd how alot of women try putting blokes downwind things like not being able to find the clit and why by a whole pig for just a little sausage

“Why buy a whole pig for just the little sausage “ lmfao !!!!! Stealing that one haha !!! If you can’t find the clit in this day and age you deserve to be ridiculed lol

Iv enough girth to not need to find it lol

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By *irty PrettyWoman over a year ago

Cardiff

Wow who stamped on your balls today?

Me, they're that full they are dragging along the floor

I'm constantly fascinated by this notion of balls emptying.I didn't realise that they are full of semen ready to be ejaculated.

Do they change in size noticeably after a good orgasm?

I rarely bother posting anymore, but I just had to say thank you for the laugh! I now have a mental image of balls deflating like a balloon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone is sounding proper butt hurt today lol

I'm not hurt lol

I just find it a bit odd how alot of women try putting blokes downwind things like not being able to find the clit and why by a whole pig for just a little sausage

“Why buy a whole pig for just the little sausage “ lmfao !!!!! Stealing that one haha !!! If you can’t find the clit in this day and age you deserve to be ridiculed lol

Iv enough girth to not need to find it lol

“I’m not going down on you love, I’ve got a fat knob”…..

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By *itty Kat ABWoman over a year ago

North Somerset

"OP,I don't think your comments apply to this site."

I'm with you on this one. We are all here living out great experiences. What life is OP living...

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By *orello-pieWoman over a year ago

southwest

"Anyone for popcorn? Fabicide inbound "

Share mine if you like , it’s a big box, we might be watching for a while lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone is sounding proper butt hurt today lol

I'm not hurt lol

I just find it a bit odd how alot of women try putting blokes downwind things like not being able to find the clit and why by a whole pig for just a little sausage

“Why buy a whole pig for just the little sausage “ lmfao !!!!! Stealing that one haha !!! If you can’t find the clit in this day and age you deserve to be ridiculed lol

Iv enough girth to not need to find it lol

“I’m not going down on you love, I’ve got a fat knob”….. "

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Someone is sounding proper butt hurt today lol

I'm not hurt lol

I just find it a bit odd how alot of women try putting blokes downwind things like not being able to find the clit and why by a whole pig for just a little sausage

“Why buy a whole pig for just the little sausage “ lmfao !!!!! Stealing that one haha !!! If you can’t find the clit in this day and age you deserve to be ridiculed lol

Iv enough girth to not need to find it lol

How does that one work?

What about when your not using your big fat girthy cock?

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By *irty PrettyWoman over a year ago

Cardiff

"Someone is sounding proper butt hurt today lol

I'm not hurt lol

I just find it a bit odd how alot of women try putting blokes downwind things like not being able to find the clit and why by a whole pig for just a little sausage

So are you offended on behalf of somebody else? Or could you not find the clit? Or are you the little sausage in this scenario?

I don't need to find the clit, I don't even need to put much hip action in either

Now we know why all the women you’ve met just lie there, then pretend they’ve had enough.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone is sounding proper butt hurt today lol

I'm not hurt lol

I just find it a bit odd how alot of women try putting blokes downwind things like not being able to find the clit and why by a whole pig for just a little sausage

“Why buy a whole pig for just the little sausage “ lmfao !!!!! Stealing that one haha !!! If you can’t find the clit in this day and age you deserve to be ridiculed lol

Iv enough girth to not need to find it lol

I hate to break it to you, but most women need a bit more than girth

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"OP,I don't think your comments apply to this site.

I'm with you on this one. We are all here living out great experiences. What life is OP living...

Parts of my life are awesome and I'd not change a thing

Some things I'd love to be able to change

I can't that's life

That's the life we are all living

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Someone is sounding proper butt hurt today lol

I'm not hurt lol

I just find it a bit odd how alot of women try putting blokes downwind things like not being able to find the clit and why by a whole pig for just a little sausage

“Why buy a whole pig for just the little sausage “ lmfao !!!!! Stealing that one haha !!! If you can’t find the clit in this day and age you deserve to be ridiculed lol

Iv enough girth to not need to find it lol

I hate to break it to you, but most women need a bit more than girth"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Someone is sounding proper butt hurt today lol

I'm not hurt lol

I just find it a bit odd how alot of women try putting blokes downwind things like not being able to find the clit and why by a whole pig for just a little sausage

So are you offended on behalf of somebody else? Or could you not find the clit? Or are you the little sausage in this scenario?

I don't need to find the clit, I don't even need to put much hip action in either

Now we know why all the women you’ve met just lie there, then pretend they’ve had enough."

Love it

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Someone is sounding proper butt hurt today lol

I'm not hurt lol

I just find it a bit odd how alot of women try putting blokes downwind things like not being able to find the clit and why by a whole pig for just a little sausage

“Why buy a whole pig for just the little sausage “ lmfao !!!!! Stealing that one haha !!! If you can’t find the clit in this day and age you deserve to be ridiculed lol

Iv enough girth to not need to find it lol

I hate to break it to you, but most women need a bit more than girth"

The ignorance of being called "thick" and applying it as a compliment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have to hand it to him.

He knows how to pull people towards him.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OP,I don't think your comments apply to this site.

I'm with you on this one. We are all here living out great experiences. What life is OP living...

Parts of my life are awesome and I'd not change a thing

Some things I'd love to be able to change

I can't that's life

That's the life we are all living

“I’ve got enough girth to not need to worry about life”

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Someone is sounding proper butt hurt today lol

I'm not hurt lol

I just find it a bit odd how alot of women try putting blokes downwind things like not being able to find the clit and why by a whole pig for just a little sausage

“Why buy a whole pig for just the little sausage “ lmfao !!!!! Stealing that one haha !!! If you can’t find the clit in this day and age you deserve to be ridiculed lol

Iv enough girth to not need to find it lol

How does that one work?

What about when your not using your big fat girthy cock?"

Like iv said I don't need to find it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Love it

Are you sure they do or are you generalising again?

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Someone is sounding proper butt hurt today lol

I'm not hurt lol

I just find it a bit odd how alot of women try putting blokes downwind things like not being able to find the clit and why by a whole pig for just a little sausage

“Why buy a whole pig for just the little sausage “ lmfao !!!!! Stealing that one haha !!! If you can’t find the clit in this day and age you deserve to be ridiculed lol

Iv enough girth to not need to find it lol

How does that one work?

What about when your not using your big fat girthy cock?

Like iv said I don't need to find it

If your happy and they are happy..I'm happy for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have to hand it to him.

He knows how to pull people towards him."

That’ll be the gravitational pull of his girth

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Someone is sounding proper butt hurt today lol

I'm not hurt lol

I just find it a bit odd how alot of women try putting blokes downwind things like not being able to find the clit and why by a whole pig for just a little sausage

“Why buy a whole pig for just the little sausage “ lmfao !!!!! Stealing that one haha !!! If you can’t find the clit in this day and age you deserve to be ridiculed lol

Iv enough girth to not need to find it lol

How does that one work?

What about when your not using your big fat girthy cock?

Like iv said I don't need to find it

If your happy and they are happy..I'm happy for you

I'd be in your top 3

I'd be just about any woman's top 3

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone is sounding proper butt hurt today lol

I'm not hurt lol

I just find it a bit odd how alot of women try putting blokes downwind things like not being able to find the clit and why by a whole pig for just a little sausage

“Why buy a whole pig for just the little sausage “ lmfao !!!!! Stealing that one haha !!! If you can’t find the clit in this day and age you deserve to be ridiculed lol

Iv enough girth to not need to find it lol

How does that one work?

What about when your not using your big fat girthy cock?

Like iv said I don't need to find it

If your happy and they are happy..I'm happy for you

I'd be in your top 3

I'd be just about any woman's top 3

I have heard women dig a guy who doesn’t know where the clit is to be fair, they can’t get enough of that random fumbling and dissatisfaction apparently

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

It’s been that long I’d actually shag a bag of spuds TBH

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"Someone is sounding proper butt hurt today lol

I'm not hurt lol

I just find it a bit odd how alot of women try putting blokes downwind things like not being able to find the clit and why by a whole pig for just a little sausage

So are you offended on behalf of somebody else? Or could you not find the clit? Or are you the little sausage in this scenario?

I don't need to find the clit, I don't even need to put much hip action in either

You definitely need to watch more porn lol

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By *ily WhiteWoman over a year ago

I think for some it's a cheap and easy shot designed to cause maximum pain...the metaphorical equivalent of a physical kick in the bollocks, and the easiest way to incapacitate a man in self defence. Perhaps the women that post such memes have been subjected to abuse or threats from men. In fact, isn't you saying that most women are not very good in bed the same thing? "I'm going to say you're crap because you said I'm crap" kind of thing

Whatever, generalising is pointless, we're all different...and I'd never saying anyone is crap in bed, they're just incompatible with me, someone else might think they're a fantastic lay.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

Might as well just stick a dildo to your head board and fuck that if that's the op's style

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"It’s been that long I’d actually shag a bag of spuds TBH "

Just call me Maris piper

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Might as well just stick a dildo to your head board and fuck that if that's the op's style

The ops 1 of the best sexual partners on this entire planet

That's life then we die

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

[Removed by poster at 27/06/21 13:47:11]

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"Do so many women try to put men down as being sexually inadequate

Like the meme on social media about women commenting on football and then porn being watched for years and still not knowing what to do

Biggest portion of you woman probably lay there like a sack of spuds and call that sex drive lol

When in reality the energy is usually fucked right out of you within half an hour

Hate me later

A serious answer though is that they are often in retaliation to men being mysogonistic to women. The one I've seen is....

'woman, how come you watch so many fold programmes but can't cook for shit?'

'er, how come you watch so much porn but can't fuck good

Seems its based in reality after all

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"Might as well just stick a dildo to your head board and fuck that if that's the op's style

The ops 1 of the best sexual partners on this entire planet

That's life then we die

Oh yes. I forgot

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Someone is sounding proper butt hurt today lol

I'm not hurt lol

I just find it a bit odd how alot of women try putting blokes downwind things like not being able to find the clit and why by a whole pig for just a little sausage

“Why buy a whole pig for just the little sausage “ lmfao !!!!! Stealing that one haha !!! If you can’t find the clit in this day and age you deserve to be ridiculed lol

Iv enough girth to not need to find it lol

How does that one work?

What about when your not using your big fat girthy cock?

Like iv said I don't need to find it

If your happy and they are happy..I'm happy for you

I'd be in your top 3

I'd be just about any woman's top 3

Not if you don't do the muff dive, you wouldn't!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

/adding pointless post to hasten the demise of today's top attention-seeker thread...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"/adding pointless post to hasten the demise of today's top attention-seeker thread... "

Ditto

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do so many women try to put men down as being sexually inadequate

Like the meme on social media about women commenting on football and then porn being watched for years and still not knowing what to do

Biggest portion of you woman probably lay there like a sack of spuds and call that sex drive lol

When in reality the energy is usually fucked right out of you within half an hour

Hate me later

If a woman is laying there like a sack of spuds, then she’s obviously not turned on, so are you saying you’ve never turned a woman on OP ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you just hate women?

I hate noone

Okay so unless you've met / conversed with a majority of the female population maybe you should stop tarring them with the same brush? Just a thought.

I'm not taring anyone, I'm talking facts

Facts? Really?

From what research?

Or is this just sour grapes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He's seeking exceptionally imaginative females.

I wonder why?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"He's seeking exceptionally imaginative females.

I wonder why?"

They have to envisage their clit being given attention and act accordingly. A bit like dancing at a silent disco with headphones that don't work.

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By *nked_kittenWoman over a year ago

Ankh Morpork

"Someone is sounding proper butt hurt today lol

I'm not hurt lol

I just find it a bit odd how alot of women try putting blokes downwind things like not being able to find the clit and why by a whole pig for just a little sausage

“Why buy a whole pig for just the little sausage “ lmfao !!!!! Stealing that one haha !!! If you can’t find the clit in this day and age you deserve to be ridiculed lol

Iv enough girth to not need to find it lol

Well then I wouldn’t be getting off and it would be a pretty disappointing meet for me.

Luckily I pick guys who know where it is and how important it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"He's seeking exceptionally imaginative females.

I wonder why?

They have to envisage their clit being given attention and act accordingly. A bit like dancing at a silent disco with headphones that don't work."

I'd still be hearing music

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This thread is doing nothing for OP’s chances on here, the more they boast the more disappointing they are in bed!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He's seeking exceptionally imaginative females.

I wonder why?"

Presumably not ones seeking especially literate males, the way he spelt imaginative

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This thread is doing nothing for OP’s chances on here, the more they boast the more disappointing they are in bed! "

I love this scenario

I love the look ona woman's face when I give her something she's not had before and knows she won't find that anywhere again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Okay so I’m probably one of those women that just lay there but that’s cos I’m comfy and missionary is my favourite position to orgasm. I love having the guys full body weight on me and can kiss him or have him put his hand on my throat plus I can reach down and rub my bean as he’s thrusting.

I’m not ashamed.

I do put a hell of a shift in when it comes to foreplay thorough. My flexor, abductor and brachioradialis muscles in my forearm are huge from wanking guys off perfectly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Love and Hate

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Okay so I’m probably one of those women that just lay there but that’s cos I’m comfy and missionary is my favourite position to orgasm. I love having the guys full body weight on me and can kiss him or have him put his hand on my throat plus I can reach down and rub my bean as he’s thrusting.

I’m not ashamed.

I do put a hell of a shift in when it comes to foreplay thorough. My flexor, abductor and brachioradialis muscles in my forearm are huge from wanking guys off perfectly. "

Perfectly

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

It's all supposed to be for entertainment.

Personally, I find very few memes funny.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He's seeking exceptionally imaginative females.

I wonder why?

Presumably not ones seeking especially literate males, the way he spelt imaginative

Oh yeah lol

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"Biggest portion of you woman probably lay there like a sack of spuds and call that sex drive"

As this sentence shows, people will often attack a whole gender, with no proof.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"He's seeking exceptionally imaginative females.

I wonder why?

Presumably not ones seeking especially literate males, the way he spelt imaginative

Oh yeah lol"

Spelling mistakes

I bet your house is spotless?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

""Biggest portion of you woman probably lay there like a sack of spuds and call that sex drive"

As this sentence shows, people will often attack a whole gender, with no proof.

It's not an attack

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

With or without you

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I don't think I have ever been with a woman who just lays there like a sack of spuds

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m not ashamed.

I do put a hell of a shift in when it comes to foreplay thorough. My flexor, abductor and brachioradialis muscles in my forearm are huge from wanking guys off perfectly. "

Prove it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"With or without you

Fuck wrong thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't think I have ever been with a woman who just lays there like a sack of spuds"

It’s worse when you’ve been with a sack of spuds that lays there like a woman!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread is doing nothing for OP’s chances on here, the more they boast the more disappointing they are in bed!

I love this scenario

I love the look ona woman's face when I give her something she's not had before and knows she won't find that anywhere again

That sounds bad and good,in that order.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Spelling mistakes

I bet your house is spotless?"

Be my guest, stalk my post history and see what you find.

On my profile though, which is my main ad for attention-seeking as you correctly pointed out, it's cleaner than a porn star's arsehole

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"This thread is doing nothing for OP’s chances on here, the more they boast the more disappointing they are in bed!

I love this scenario

I love the look ona woman's face when I give her something she's not had before and knows she won't find that anywhere again

You do sound like the most boring fuck ever, totally reliant on your 'monster' cock.

I'm a penetration fan and have taken some truly massive cocks but you really do have to bring more to the table. I'll probably orgasm which will massage your fragile ego but I won't be rushing back if all you think you have to do is stick if in.

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

. This thread has given me a chuckle today

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By *entleman JayMan over a year ago

Wakefield

Oh heck.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s worse when you’ve been with a sack of spuds that lays there like a woman!"

Even worse having a bag of King Edwards riding your dick like they want to snap it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When wanking the trick isn’t to really hold it and wank using your whole arm, it’s just in the wrist, a lot of women get tired wanking a guy cos they’re putting their whole arm into it when you don’t have to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This thread is doing nothing for OP’s chances on here, the more they boast the more disappointing they are in bed!

I love this scenario

I love the look ona woman's face when I give her something she's not had before and knows she won't find that anywhere again

You do sound like the most boring fuck ever, totally reliant on your 'monster' cock.

Wow

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When wanking the trick isn’t to really hold it and wank using your whole arm, it’s just in the wrist, a lot of women get tired wanking a guy cos they’re putting their whole arm into it when you don’t have to. "

Your able to achieve just as much with a finger and thumb

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love the look ona woman's face when I give her something she's not had before and knows she won't find that anywhere again

What's that? Disappointment?

Sorry OP, but you walked right into that one

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"This thread is doing nothing for OP’s chances on here, the more they boast the more disappointing they are in bed!

I love this scenario

I love the look ona woman's face when I give her something she's not had before and knows she won't find that anywhere again

You do sound like the most boring fuck ever, totally reliant on your 'monster' cock.

Wow

That's what they generally say as they lie back down, exhausted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You should run a class lol

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Most ladies will agree, it isn't what you have got, it's how you use it and whilst it is wonderful to see, hear and feel a woman reaching orgasm, it isn't the b all and end all, the important thing is that it is mutually enjoyable

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By *inkylipsWoman over a year ago

Debauchery

"Someone is sounding proper butt hurt today lol

I'm not hurt lol

I just find it a bit odd how alot of women try putting blokes downwind things like not being able to find the clit and why by a whole pig for just a little sausage

“Why buy a whole pig for just the little sausage “ lmfao !!!!! Stealing that one haha !!! If you can’t find the clit in this day and age you deserve to be ridiculed lol

Iv enough girth to not need to find it lol

Wait wait hold the phone, does this mean the clit gets no attention. I really think you should revise your approach. If a man isn’t paying attention to that then I’m going to be lying there like concrete,

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By *ilverjagMan over a year ago

swansea

This thread certainly had me laughing today, and both reassuring, and comforting to know that in spite of any verbal diarrhea I've had flung at me over the years from rejects, or those that I disagree with, I've never been described as sexually inadequate.

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