Now I've been on this site a few years now and I couldn't help but notice that alot of male profiles through out the years compare the size of their manhood alongside a Sky remote... Why the heck is it always a Sky remote?! Also what other random comparisons have people seen on here? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I use my cock to change the channels and my sky remote to stick in women’s vaginas.
For me I need to slap it and constantly jab at it until something happens
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“Work you stupid thing” |
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By *ocothumpaMan
over a year ago
quite close to you |
"I use my cock to change the channels and my sky remote to stick in women’s vaginas.
For me I need to slap it and constantly jab at it until something happens
“Work you stupid thing”"
Great! Note stick with this useless thing looking directly at James Corden’s face |
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"Now I've been on this site a few years now and I couldn't help but notice that alot of male profiles through out the years compare the size of their manhood alongside a Sky remote... Why the heck is it always a Sky remote?! Also what other random comparisons have people seen on here? "
I just had sky fitted. The new remotes are very different. And a lot smaller....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has it moved on to something else with the advent of the new, and smaller sky Q remote.
Surely the think to hold it next to would be ruler, not the Queen though. |
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"Now I've been on this site a few years now and I couldn't help but notice that alot of male profiles through out the years compare the size of their manhood alongside a Sky remote... Why the heck is it always a Sky remote?! Also what other random comparisons have people seen on here? I just had sky fitted. The new remotes are very different. And a lot smaller.... "
I work for sky and believe me they give alot less heartbreak than the old remotes |
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"Now I've been on this site a few years now and I couldn't help but notice that alot of male profiles through out the years compare the size of their manhood alongside a Sky remote... Why the heck is it always a Sky remote?! Also what other random comparisons have people seen on here? "
It's close to hand and something most people can relate to in terms of size and girth I guess. Good visual representation. |
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Funniest one I've seen on here was a guy trying to convince people that he's as long and thick as two 330ml Coke cans end to end. He even provided a photo... except the two Coke cans are a lot further away from the camera than his dick was. Hah.
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"Whatever happened to tape measures?
Erm they tell the truth"
Every time there's a thread full of guys bragging about how massive they are, I challenge them to post clear, non-photoshopped, non-perspective-trick photos of them properly measuring themselves.
Not one person has yet done so.
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"I use my cock to change the channels and my sky remote to stick in women’s vaginas.
For me I need to slap it and constantly jab at it until something happens
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you talking about the sky remote or your cock  |
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"Now I've been on this site a few years now and I couldn't help but notice that alot of male profiles through out the years compare the size of their manhood alongside a Sky remote... Why the heck is it always a Sky remote?! Also what other random comparisons have people seen on here? "
It's because you can buy 1/2 sized Sky remotes from China.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I use my cock to change the channels and my sky remote to stick in women’s vaginas.
For me I need to slap it and constantly jab at it until something happens
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Have you tried switching the batteries around? |
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