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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Tunnocks of Uddington in Scotland claim to make and sell 6.5

Million of their Caramel Wafer biscuit bars every week.

If you take out all the under 3’s in the UK (who can’t eat because of their teeth and/or choking hazard) and over 80’s (who don’t usually have any teeth), that leaves us around 68 million people in the uk to chomp our way through the 6.5 million bars/week. I’m not mathematician, but that’s 0.1 bars per person. Or 1 in 10 people.

I’ve not had one this week. My friend Eric hasn’t had one either. In fact I don’t know anyone who’s had one of the delicious sweet chewy beauties this week.

So the question is: who’s eating them all?

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle

Blimey I haven’t bought any since my kids were school, so I’m not sure who’s eating our share

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham

Do they only sell them in the UK?

I love them but haven't had one in ages.

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Probably me

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By *B69Woman  over a year ago

Wiltshire

I’ve had 2 this week

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don’t think I’ve ever had one. Are they nice?

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Also op do you think you have too much time on your hands.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lots go for export. Ages since I had one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Don’t think I’ve ever had one. Are they nice?"

Very!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Also op do you think you have too much time on your hands."

What makes you say this?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’ve had 2 this week"

I had 2 today!

#stolenkidstreats

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By *valanche1001Man  over a year ago

Leeds


"Tunnocks of Uddington in Scotland claim to make and sell 6.5

Million of their Caramel Wafer biscuit bars every week.

If you take out all the under 3’s in the UK (who can’t eat because of their teeth and/or choking hazard) and over 80’s (who don’t usually have any teeth), that leaves us around 68 million people in the uk to chomp our way through the 6.5 million bars/week. I’m not mathematician, but that’s 0.1 bars per person. Or 1 in 10 people.

I’ve not had one this week. My friend Eric hasn’t had one either. In fact I don’t know anyone who’s had one of the delicious sweet chewy beauties this week.

So the question is: who’s eating them all?

"

I’m certainly making a dent in that total - and increasingly the sofa

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They export alot I believe

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Are some sent abroad? What about kids lunch box snacks?

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By *ockosaurusMan  over a year ago

Warwick

They sell them worldwide, so you calculations are way off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Tunnocks of Uddington in Scotland claim to make and sell 6.5

Million of their Caramel Wafer biscuit bars every week.

If you take out all the under 3’s in the UK (who can’t eat because of their teeth and/or choking hazard) and over 80’s (who don’t usually have any teeth), that leaves us around 68 million people in the uk to chomp our way through the 6.5 million bars/week. I’m not mathematician, but that’s 0.1 bars per person. Or 1 in 10 people.

I’ve not had one this week. My friend Eric hasn’t had one either. In fact I don’t know anyone who’s had one of the delicious sweet chewy beauties this week.

So the question is: who’s eating them all?

I’m certainly making a dent in that total - and increasingly the sofa "

Your profile pic suggests otherwise, champ!

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas

Prefer a snowball

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Prefer a snowball "

Can be arranged, Bb

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By *itvclaireTV/TS  over a year ago

Birmingham


"Prefer a snowball "

Which kind?

XX

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By *annaBeStrongMan  over a year ago

w

I know your friend Eric and he’s a dirty liar

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Prefer a snowball "

Not seen those for years!!

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Prefer a snowball

Not seen those for years!! "

Guess most of them come over here then

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Prefer a snowball

Which kind?

XX"

Marshmallow on the inside chocolate and coconut outside

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By *itvclaireTV/TS  over a year ago

Birmingham


"Prefer a snowball

Which kind?

XX

Marshmallow on the inside chocolate and coconut outside "

Thanks for clarifying that .

XX

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Prefer a snowball

Which kind?

XX

Marshmallow on the inside chocolate and coconut outside

Thanks for clarifying that .

XX"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ive got an unopened pack in the cupboard which you've just reminded me of.... Thanks for that. ...diet starts tomorrow, now!

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Funnily enough I saw some today, they do dark chocolate ones too, plus snowball faces!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Me!

And I ate all the pie's too

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Your mate Eric ate 6 yesterday the dirty liar!

I happen to know that because I was there while he ate them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Funnily enough I saw some today, they do dark chocolate ones too, plus snowball faces!

"

Sounds like you've been in home bargains

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You're forgetting the dunkers!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Love them

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

I buy a pack every now and then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I buy a pack every now and then "

Do you share?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mostly Scottish people they pritty commen in Scotland

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By *offee and KinksCouple  over a year ago

Notts/Derby

Vixen & I do our share to support them.

And caramel logs. Mmmmmmmm

Stag

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tbf, I have had to stop buying them, and teacakes as I can demolish a pack, on my own, without anyone else knowing I had bought any

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford

I pick them on most shops at work the plain are more popular than the milk choc ones x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tunnocks of Uddington in Scotland claim to make and sell 6.5

Million of their Caramel Wafer biscuit bars every week.

If you take out all the under 3’s in the UK (who can’t eat because of their teeth and/or choking hazard) and over 80’s (who don’t usually have any teeth), that leaves us around 68 million people in the uk to chomp our way through the 6.5 million bars/week. I’m not mathematician, but that’s 0.1 bars per person. Or 1 in 10 people.

I’ve not had one this week. My friend Eric hasn’t had one either. In fact I don’t know anyone who’s had one of the delicious sweet chewy beauties this week.

So the question is: who’s eating them all?

"

You know they don't sell them direct don't you? Considering the number of shops, supermarkets and exports is think that's not far off. And who doesn't love a tunnocks wafer with a brew?

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"I buy a pack every now and then

Do you share? "

There's no one to share with

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By *EAT..85Woman  over a year ago

Nottingham

You have far too much time on your hands.

They come in multipacks don't they? So you would dived them by that factor again.

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38

Some folk are obviously having more than 1 bar

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

Why do I not know about caramel logs or snowball faces?

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By *sBlueWoman  over a year ago

Up North

I’ve had one this week

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