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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My Mystique wants to bum KittyLikesToPlay he told me and said please don't tell anyone but he has deeply fallen in love and wants to be used as a toilet so he can taste her sweet waterfall!  |
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"My Mystique wants to bum KittyLikesToPlay he told me and said please don't tell anyone but he has deeply fallen in love and wants to be used as a toilet so he can taste her sweet waterfall! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To Lemonbuttercream
Mr mystique would like to play trains and tunnels with you. Please dress as a conductress and say "tickets please sir" you also have to say choo choo rather a lot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Message received as following from a sexy couple
Can u tell tinder girl this hubby is still swiping right … he’s thumb is wearing away
Well come use the fingers on something else then   "
inserts finger emoji  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To Big Harold
Mr Mystique recons he’s had much bigger before and could take yours “balls n all” (his words not mine) plus still have room for a couple of sky remotes"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In, but I will not be bumming anyone! 
Oh me either just read the OP's instructions properly looool xx
Too late. You can both bum each other and I’ll watch "
No bystanders, if anyone's backdoors need smashing, its yours!! |
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"In, but I will not be bumming anyone!
Oh me either just read the OP's instructions properly looool xx
Too late. You can both bum each other and I’ll watch
No bystanders, if anyone's backdoors need smashing, its yours!!"
Not happening |
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"Mr M would you like a bum? 
Yes
Sweet. I’m done.
Is that it? That peggin malarkey isn’t that bad after all 
That was the finger not the weapon.
You have a name for your peg?
Tyson "
Tyson the weapon. It makes my eyes water just reading it |
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"Mr M would you like a bum?
Yes
Sweet. I’m done.
Is that it? That peggin malarkey isn’t that bad after all
That was the finger not the weapon.
You have a name for your peg?
Tyson
Tyson the weapon. It makes my eyes water just reading it "
BRACE….. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Still not in
Use more lube and ask her to relax.
I don't think she wants a shovel up her arse though "
You’re supposed to be bumming her not digging yourself outta the sh*t |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Still not in
Use more lube and ask her to relax.
I don't think she wants a shovel up her arse though
You’re supposed to be bumming her not digging yourself outta the sh*t"
I'm always in the shit.  |
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"Nobody is bumming me
Not even a cheeky finger?
Not even a tip
I reckon you’d secretly love that. Whilst being restrained "
I reckon you'd love me wrapping a twitch around your lip and probing you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve been offering my back bottom freely but no bummers seem interested. 
Think I may have to open offers on my front bottom instead. (shrugs) in lieu of a shrug emoji.
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"Nobody is bumming me
Not even a cheeky finger?
Not even a tip
I reckon you’d secretly love that. Whilst being restrained
I reckon you'd love me wrapping a twitch around your lip and probing you "
Bet you’ve got one of those too! |
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"Nobody is bumming me
Not even a cheeky finger?
Not even a tip
I reckon you’d secretly love that. Whilst being restrained
I reckon you'd love me wrapping a twitch around your lip and probing you
Bet you’ve got one of those too! "
I can guarantee there's one available |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve been offering my back bottom freely but no bummers seem interested.
Think I may have to open offers on my front bottom instead. (shrugs) in lieu of a shrug emoji.
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I’ll have both. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nobody is bumming me
Not even a cheeky finger?
Not even a tip
I reckon you’d secretly love that. Whilst being restrained
I reckon you'd love me wrapping a twitch around your lip and probing you "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Say you’re in, wait till you see someone you’d like to bum then contact anyone else on the thread and they’ll blab who wants to bum who.
Love and Peace
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I get to peg someone?! 
I am SO in! |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"I’ve been offering my back bottom freely but no bummers seem interested.
Think I may have to open offers on my front bottom instead. (shrugs) in lieu of a shrug emoji.
I’ll have both. "
New emoji |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh. Bumming!
“Bends over and touches toes”
Good man 
Be gentle…… to start with.
Anything I do to you..... you can do to me "
I may take one for the team then  lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve been offering my back bottom freely but no bummers seem interested.
Think I may have to open offers on my front bottom instead. (shrugs) in lieu of a shrug emoji.
I’ll have both. "
I offered you my bum earlier in the thread. Sighs. Can’t get the cocks these days |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve been offering my back bottom freely but no bummers seem interested.
Think I may have to open offers on my front bottom instead. (shrugs) in lieu of a shrug emoji.
I’ll have both.
New emoji "
Do you like it? I nicked it from round the back of the church. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve been offering my back bottom freely but no bummers seem interested.
Think I may have to open offers on my front bottom instead. (shrugs) in lieu of a shrug emoji.
I’ll have both.
I offered you my bum earlier in the thread. Sighs. Can’t get the cocks these days "
In my defence It’s a hell of a commute from Somerset to Liverpool. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve been offering my back bottom freely but no bummers seem interested.
Think I may have to open offers on my front bottom instead. (shrugs) in lieu of a shrug emoji.
I’ll have both.
I offered you my bum earlier in the thread. Sighs. Can’t get the cocks these days
In my defence It’s a hell of a commute from Somerset to Liverpool. "
It’s helluva bum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh. Bumming!
“Bends over and touches toes”
Good man
Be gentle…… to start with.
Anything I do to you..... you can do to me "
That’s a good way of making me let you have your way with my innocent bottom. |
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