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The perfect penis..... part 2

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

As I was enjoying this discussion.....

As Nora is being all sappy and neglecting the peen today, I'm going in.

I feel extremely lucky that I've seen what I believe is the perfect penis. But I'm not entirely sure what it is about it that makes it perfect.

So Loungers..... what makes the perfect penis?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have a butchers at mine again. New pic up.

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’m so happy to see a part two

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Mines nice ... just saying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cockosaurus is all im saying

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By *lectricSensationMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

Haha well girls I'm back to be perved some more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As I was enjoying this discussion.....

As Nora is being all sappy and neglecting the peen today, I'm going in.

I feel extremely lucky that I've seen what I believe is the perfect penis. But I'm not entirely sure what it is about it that makes it perfect.

So Loungers..... what makes the perfect penis?

Have you looked at my profile?

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Before he strops anymore on me yes yours is pretty too

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"I’m so happy to see a part two

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I didn't know they came in part form

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Have a butchers at mine again. New pic up.

Very nice

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m so happy to see a part two

Always

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have a butchers at mine again. New pic up.

Very nice

Feeling the love on this one. Would love somebody to take a much closer look at it though

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

Happy to supply pics for inspection for those that may want to investigate

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I shall return to answer thise from the first thread shortly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Think am missing the second part of mine, anyone want to check it's all there

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By *olmateMan over a year ago

I did read loads of posts to this thread, and surprisingly I couldn't find anyone mentioning the color of the penis. Yes! There is a.lot of discussion on size, shape and grith and also the person it is attached to... what a positive behaviour.

Oh and yes!!!

I constantly get the response that mine looks and feels good and hits the right spots...

Xxx

Sol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m taking compliments on mine . I’ve decided lol

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By *ittleAcornMan over a year ago

visiting the beach

It's a popular subject!

Did I win a rosette?

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

Scanning this post expecting to see my name somewhere.

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

Jo.Xx

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By *heNYCSausageMan over a year ago

Everton

"Before he strops anymore on me yes yours is pretty too

I don’t throw strops!!!……oh wait! You didn’t mention me by name so can’t have been mine you’re talking about

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By *t9090Man over a year ago

Cardiff

Mine

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

Mine is, but you can't see it. So you will just have to make do with the next best thing whomever that may belong to, and forever miss out on perfection.

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By *eyond PurityCouple over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"As I was enjoying this discussion.....

As Nora is being all sappy and neglecting the peen today, I'm going in.

I feel extremely lucky that I've seen what I believe is the perfect penis. But I'm not entirely sure what it is about it that makes it perfect.

So Loungers..... what makes the perfect penis?

*Stop Press*

After my last post on the first thread, K has offered to send a pic privately

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Before he strops anymore on me yes yours is pretty too

I don’t throw strops!!!……oh wait! You didn’t mention me by name so can’t have been mine you’re talking about

Busted... If anyone looks at your pics they can see my pretty mouth on it

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I love you lovely people to behold mine.

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Mine is, but you can't see it. So you will just have to make do with the next best thing whomever that may belong to, and forever miss out on perfection. "

you're just a big tease

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Mine

Yours ain’t bad Becks. Just realised you’re not on my hotlist of my new profile

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

"Before he strops anymore on me yes yours is pretty too

I don’t throw strops!!!……oh wait! You didn’t mention me by name so can’t have been mine you’re talking about

Busted... If anyone looks at your pics they can see my pretty mouth on it

Made me look

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"As I was enjoying this discussion.....

As Nora is being all sappy and neglecting the peen today, I'm going in.

I feel extremely lucky that I've seen what I believe is the perfect penis. But I'm not entirely sure what it is about it that makes it perfect.

So Loungers..... what makes the perfect penis?

*Stop Press*

After my last post on the first thread, K has offered to send a pic privately

Posh you lucky girl!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never had any complaints...

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By *valanche1001Man over a year ago

Leeds

Hope mine appeals - I’m stuck with it either way!

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By *batMan over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

If I'm sending a Private Pic, should it be flaccid or erect?

Just ask me!

Gbat

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Before he strops anymore on me yes yours is pretty too

I don’t throw strops!!!……oh wait! You didn’t mention me by name so can’t have been mine you’re talking about

Busted... If anyone looks at your pics they can see my pretty mouth on it

Made me look

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d win this

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"I’d win this "

Wondered when you'd pop up

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By *roxibear70Man over a year ago

Cheshire

Mine works fine

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Mines nice ... just saying

But has it been called perfect?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Before he strops anymore on me yes yours is pretty too

I don’t throw strops!!!……oh wait! You didn’t mention me by name so can’t have been mine you’re talking about

Busted... If anyone looks at your pics they can see my pretty mouth on it

Wish I could get that pretty mouth on mine

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Surely for the penis to be perfect it has to be attached to a charming, witty, flirty, ever so slightly pervy chap.

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

My boyfriends penis is the best

#justsaying

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"As I was enjoying this discussion.....

As Nora is being all sappy and neglecting the peen today, I'm going in.

I feel extremely lucky that I've seen what I believe is the perfect penis. But I'm not entirely sure what it is about it that makes it perfect.

So Loungers..... what makes the perfect penis?

*Stop Press*

After my last post on the first thread, K has offered to send a pic privately

Woo hoo!! Thank you K..... and C..... I shall stalk my inbox!

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By *heNYCSausageMan over a year ago

Everton

"Before he strops anymore on me yes yours is pretty too

I don’t throw strops!!!……oh wait! You didn’t mention me by name so can’t have been mine you’re talking about

Busted... If anyone looks at your pics they can see my pretty mouth on it

Haha oops. It is a pretty mouth though lol

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Cockosaurus is all im saying "

Anecdotal evidence..... we need proof

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Surely for the penis to be perfect it has to be attached to a charming, witty, flirty, ever so slightly pervy chap.

For me it does. But we’re just talking aesthetics here I think.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"As I was enjoying this discussion.....

As Nora is being all sappy and neglecting the peen today, I'm going in.

I feel extremely lucky that I've seen what I believe is the perfect penis. But I'm not entirely sure what it is about it that makes it perfect.

So Loungers..... what makes the perfect penis?

Have you looked at my profile?

I have

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"Mine is, but you can't see it. So you will just have to make do with the next best thing whomever that may belong to, and forever miss out on perfection.

you're just a big tease

I'm just saying, its the one part of my ego that does not need stroking (pun!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't hurt to drop by

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Before he strops anymore on me yes yours is pretty too

Indeed lol

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By *t9090Man over a year ago

Cardiff

"Mine

Yours ain’t bad Becks. Just realised you’re not on my hotlist of my new profile

Get it sorted then

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

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By *entleman Blue EyesMan over a year ago

Saffron Walden

How does one get assessed?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Have a butchers at mine again. New pic up.

Very nice

Feeling the love on this one. Would love somebody to take a much closer look at it though

You should ask them

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

"Cockosaurus is all im saying

Anecdotal evidence..... we need proof

I’m sure it was NYC’s last month

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Happy to supply pics for inspection for those that may want to investigate

Without pictures we will never know.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine??

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Cockosaurus is all im saying

Anecdotal evidence..... we need proof

I’m sure it was NYC’s last month

This is what I meant before! The perfect penis changes depending on who's the dick of the month (other time references are available).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pics on my profile for anyone wanting to have a little inspect

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Think am missing the second part of mine, anyone want to check it's all there

Looks like there's a lot!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I did read loads of posts to this thread, and surprisingly I couldn't find anyone mentioning the color of the penis. Yes! There is a.lot of discussion on size, shape and grith and also the person it is attached to... what a positive behaviour.

Oh and yes!!!

I constantly get the response that mine looks and feels good and hits the right spots...

Xxx

Sol"

But all I'm asking is for the visual assessment! Is it perfect to look at?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m taking compliments on mine . I’ve decided lol "

That's a very fine looking peen you have there!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone want to do more than just look at mine?

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Cockosaurus is all im saying

Anecdotal evidence..... we need proof

I’m sure it was NYC’s last month

This is what I meant before! The perfect penis changes depending on who's the dick of the month (other time references are available).

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Cockosaurus is all im saying

Anecdotal evidence..... we need proof

I’m sure it was NYC’s last month

NYC's sausage is on my list for this month

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It's a popular subject!

Did I win a rosette? "

Where would we stick it?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Scanning this post expecting to see my name somewhere."

No pictures to check though.....

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Cockosaurus is all im saying

Anecdotal evidence..... we need proof

I’m sure it was NYC’s last month

This is what I meant before! The perfect penis changes depending on who's the dick of the month (other time references are available).

That should be a thing! Dick of the month!

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Cockosaurus is all im saying

Anecdotal evidence..... we need proof

I’m sure it was NYC’s last month

This is what I meant before! The perfect penis changes depending on who's the dick of the month (other time references are available).

I beg to differ Meli. If its a pretty penis then it will always be. (unless something awful happens to it!)

Even if you go off someone they will still have a pretty penis!

Jo.Xx

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By *heNYCSausageMan over a year ago

Everton

"Cockosaurus is all im saying

Anecdotal evidence..... we need proof

I’m sure it was NYC’s last month

NYC's sausage is on my list for this month

Taking names and applications for July

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Jo.Xx "

Would you like to have a look in my box?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cockosaurus is all im saying

Anecdotal evidence..... we need proof

I’m sure it was NYC’s last month

This is what I meant before! The perfect penis changes depending on who's the dick of the month (other time references are available).

That should be a thing! Dick of the month!"

Think we have the first judge of it!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Mine

Definitely a work of art

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

"Before he strops anymore on me yes yours is pretty too

I don’t throw strops!!!……oh wait! You didn’t mention me by name so can’t have been mine you’re talking about

Busted... If anyone looks at your pics they can see my pretty mouth on it

Made me look

Need a pic of my own like that

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

"Happy to supply pics for inspection for those that may want to investigate

Without pictures we will never know....."

One up for research only

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Mine is, but you can't see it. So you will just have to make do with the next best thing whomever that may belong to, and forever miss out on perfection. "

Aww man. Now I'm sad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cockosaurus is all im saying

Anecdotal evidence..... we need proof

That's his choice not mine

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Cockosaurus is all im saying

Anecdotal evidence..... we need proof

I’m sure it was NYC’s last month

This is what I meant before! The perfect penis changes depending on who's the dick of the month (other time references are available).

I beg to differ Meli. If its a pretty penis then it will always be. (unless something awful happens to it!)

Even if you go off someone they will still have a pretty penis!

Jo.Xx "

Exactly this! I have an ex FB who I detest now but his peen is still so pretty

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By *ripodKeithMan over a year ago

newcastle

I’m happy to share to see what ladies think…

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By *unkym34Man over a year ago

London

I believe the way in which mine talks to people makes it perfect

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I love you lovely people to hold mine.

FIFY gorgeous.

And you know I enjoy looking at yours....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have a gander at mine hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cockosaurus is all im saying

Anecdotal evidence..... we need proof

I’m sure it was NYC’s last month

Until today I've not spoken to him for around 2 months.

However, more than one person can have a great a dick.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Cockosaurus is all im saying

Anecdotal evidence..... we need proof

I’m sure it was NYC’s last month

This is what I meant before! The perfect penis changes depending on who's the dick of the month (other time references are available).

I beg to differ Meli. If its a pretty penis then it will always be. (unless something awful happens to it!)

Even if you go off someone they will still have a pretty penis!

Jo.Xx "

We're not talking about pretty are we though? It's about the golden pinnacle of penis - the Perfect Penis. The Perfect Penis is liable to no longer be perfect when we think it's owner is a bigger knob than his knob.

We might still think it's pretty, we might say "hey, I did think it was perfect back then" but we'll no longer think it as perfect as when we were cocklusting after it.

Dick of the month should be a thing.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Never had any complaints..."

I'm not surprised..... now where's the drool emoji again?

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By *entleman Blue EyesMan over a year ago

Saffron Walden

I've posted and wait somewhat in trepidation lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cockosaurus is all im saying

Anecdotal evidence..... we need proof

I’m sure it was NYC’s last month

This is what I meant before! The perfect penis changes depending on who's the dick of the month (other time references are available).

Exactly that!

And as said in the previous thread, my opinion changed but it doesn't mean his dick is now horrible.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hope mine appeals - I’m stuck with it either way!

A fine looking peen sir!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I love you lovely people to behold mine.

Where's my favourite picture gone

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"If I'm sending a Private Pic, should it be flaccid or erect?

Just ask me!

Gbat"

Erect please. Flaccid for the second request.

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I do have another I think is pretty but they're not on the thread so I shall stay schtum for the moment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cockosaurus is all im saying

Anecdotal evidence..... we need proof

I’m sure it was NYC’s last month

This is what I meant before! The perfect penis changes depending on who's the dick of the month (other time references are available).

I beg to differ Meli. If its a pretty penis then it will always be. (unless something awful happens to it!)

Even if you go off someone they will still have a pretty penis!

Jo.Xx

We might still think it's pretty, we might say "hey, I did think it was perfect back then" but we'll no longer think it as perfect as when we were cocklusting after it.

Dick of the month should be a thing.

Exactly this.

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I love you lovely people to behold mine.

Where's my favourite picture gone

Which one and likewise

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By *wantfun1875Man over a year ago

Birmingham

Feel free to look at mine

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’d win this "

While your penis has fine attributes and is a good looking one..... not necessarily perfect

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Mine works fine

But is it visually perfection?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Surely for the penis to be perfect it has to be attached to a charming, witty, flirty, ever so slightly pervy chap.

This is all about the visual today Fiddles!

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By *valanche1001Man over a year ago

Leeds

"Hope mine appeals - I’m stuck with it either way!

A fine looking peen sir!"

Why thank you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My boyfriends penis is the best

#justsaying "

Is it perfectly formed?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can't hurt to drop by"

Throw yours in for consideration you mean....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"How does one get assessed?

Take a picture and share it!

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Cockosaurus is all im saying

Anecdotal evidence..... we need proof

I’m sure it was NYC’s last month

This is what I meant before! The perfect penis changes depending on who's the dick of the month (other time references are available).

I beg to differ Meli. If its a pretty penis then it will always be. (unless something awful happens to it!)

Even if you go off someone they will still have a pretty penis!

Jo.Xx

We might still think it's pretty, we might say "hey, I did think it was perfect back then" but we'll no longer think it as perfect as when we were cocklusting after it.

Dick of the month should be a thing.

Oh, well if we're talking about the pinnacle of penis then the conversation ends here, because I believe D's to be the one!

I do get what you're saying though.

Jo.Xx

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Mine??"

Tis a lovely peen

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By *ockosaurusMan over a year ago

Warwick

"Cockosaurus is all im saying "

Thank you

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By *otts72Man over a year ago

London

Made mine avaliable to view if you want a look

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Mines nice ... just saying

But has it been called perfect?"

As it happens ...yes

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Cockosaurus is all im saying

Anecdotal evidence..... we need proof

I’m sure it was NYC’s last month

This is what I meant before! The perfect penis changes depending on who's the dick of the month (other time references are available).

Ahh but I disagree...... the most visually perfect penis won't change in my opinion.

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

These threads make me laugh!

There couldn’t be more peacocking (I know, I know) if lives depended on it!

I refuse to make any assertions about my penis or to show it around for aesthetic rating. Mainly because I can’t care less what people think of it, I can’t change it

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Happy to supply pics for inspection for those that may want to investigate

Without pictures we will never know.....

One up for research only

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Cockosaurus is all im saying

Anecdotal evidence..... we need proof

That's his choice not mine

Darn it

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m happy to share to see what ladies think…"

I see no sharing

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By *ondon-guy68Man over a year ago

London

Hello.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I believe the way in which mine talks to people makes it perfect

It talks?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Never had any complaints...

I'm not surprised..... now where's the drool emoji again?"

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By *uvhandle20Man over a year ago

SE London

I don't think my penis is perfect!

It is probably too short to be really exciting. But it is the only one I got, apart from the other toys and vibrators I could use

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Have a gander at mine hahaha

A fine penis you have

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aha! Heres a thread to get my teeth into!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've posted and wait somewhat in trepidation lol x"

Why thank you. Fine penis work there

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By *OCONO5Couple over a year ago

Sensual Center

the perfect penis.....

it's the hammer that drives the nail that's just as important as the nail itself

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I do have another I think is pretty but they're not on the thread so I shall stay schtum for the moment

And now I NEED to know!

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Surely for the penis to be perfect it has to be attached to a charming, witty, flirty, ever so slightly pervy chap.

This is all about the visual today Fiddles!"

Annnnddddddd……….

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Feel free to look at mine "

Felt free..... thank you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Made mine avaliable to view if you want a look "

Tease.... but nice arse

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"These threads make me laugh!

There couldn’t be more peacocking (I know, I know) if lives depended on it!

I refuse to make any assertions about my penis or to show it around for aesthetic rating. Mainly because I can’t care less what people think of it, I can’t change it "

Hee hee. You said cock

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By *rispyDuckMan over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"As I was enjoying this discussion.....

As Nora is being all sappy and neglecting the peen today, I'm going in.

I feel extremely lucky that I've seen what I believe is the perfect penis. But I'm not entirely sure what it is about it that makes it perfect.

So Loungers..... what makes the perfect penis?

What makes the perfect penis? Question truly only ladies could answer haha

But if was to guess would say, it has to be strong, mighty & girthy like it was curved from an Oak tree haha

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By *heNYCSausageMan over a year ago

Everton

"These threads make me laugh!

There couldn’t be more peacocking (I know, I know) if lives depended on it!

I refuse to make any assertions about my penis or to show it around for aesthetic rating. Mainly because I can’t care less what people think of it, I can’t change it "

I don’t understand how people can be negative on a thread that’s obviously meant to be a laugh

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"I do have another I think is pretty but they're not on the thread so I shall stay schtum for the moment

And now I NEED to know!"

Inbox

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"These threads make me laugh!

There couldn’t be more peacocking (I know, I know) if lives depended on it!

I refuse to make any assertions about my penis or to show it around for aesthetic rating. Mainly because I can’t care less what people think of it, I can’t change it

Hee hee. You said cock

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"These threads make me laugh!

There couldn’t be more peacocking (I know, I know) if lives depended on it!

I refuse to make any assertions about my penis or to show it around for aesthetic rating. Mainly because I can’t care less what people think of it, I can’t change it

I don’t understand how people can be negative on a thread that’s obviously meant to be a laugh

You take my comment as negative? That’s your prerogative

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By *otts72Man over a year ago

London

"Made mine avaliable to view if you want a look

Tease.... but nice arse

Haha my apologies...didnt hit save.

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

I have new pics of mine available on request

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By *ittleAcornMan over a year ago

visiting the beach

"It's a popular subject!

Did I win a rosette?

Where would we stick it?

As long as it's "stick" and not "pin" I'm not too fussed.

Maybe a medal would be better, you could hang it around the shaft of the winner!

;-)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"the perfect penis.....

it's the hammer that drives the nail that's just as important as the nail itself

Absolutely

I may be biased but I do have to say my Senpai really does have the most perfect penis.

it hits all the right spots, feels incredible between my lips (both sets

) and always leaves me satisfied. Oh and it is perfectly formed.

But you’ll have to take my word on that

I’m a lucky girl.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's a popular subject!

Did I win a rosette?

Where would we stick it?

As long as it's "stick" and not "pin" I'm not too fussed.

Maybe a medal would be better, you could hang it around the shaft of the winner!

;-)"

I’ll have a medal. Maybe NotSoPosh could kiss the tip as she hangs the medal.

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"It's a popular subject!

Did I win a rosette?

Where would we stick it?

As long as it's "stick" and not "pin" I'm not too fussed.

Maybe a medal would be better, you could hang it around the shaft of the winner!

;-)

I’ll have a medal. Maybe NotSoPosh could kiss the tip as she hangs the medal.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

We are not pieces of meat. But feel free to have a butchers...

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By *unkym34Man over a year ago

London

"Aha! Heres a thread to get my teeth into!

"
gentle now

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hello.

Oooofftt hello.

And in answer to your comment on the last one....

Both. But erect is always a good start.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Never had any complaints...

I'm not surprised..... now where's the drool emoji again?

I might need another look

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I don't think my penis is perfect!

It is probably too short to be really exciting. But it is the only one I got, apart from the other toys and vibrators I could use

It's not about size.... it's about form.

Purely visual stimulation here!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Aha! Heres a thread to get my teeth into!

I wondered where you had got to!!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"the perfect penis.....

it's the hammer that drives the nail that's just as important as the nail itself

Not from a visual standpoint.....

But in general, yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's a popular subject!

Did I win a rosette?

Where would we stick it?

As long as it's "stick" and not "pin" I'm not too fussed.

Maybe a medal would be better, you could hang it around the shaft of the winner!

;-)

I’ll have a medal. Maybe NotSoPosh could kiss the tip as she hangs the medal.

I wouldn’t want to leave you out either.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"As I was enjoying this discussion.....

As Nora is being all sappy and neglecting the peen today, I'm going in.

I feel extremely lucky that I've seen what I believe is the perfect penis. But I'm not entirely sure what it is about it that makes it perfect.

So Loungers..... what makes the perfect penis?

What makes the perfect penis? Question truly only ladies could answer haha

But if was to guess would say, it has to be strong, mighty & girthy like it was curved from an Oak tree haha

Ooooh I like that description!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I love you lovely people to behold mine.

Where's my favourite picture gone

Which one and likewise "

The one of you naked on the bed

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"These threads make me laugh!

There couldn’t be more peacocking (I know, I know) if lives depended on it!

I refuse to make any assertions about my penis or to show it around for aesthetic rating. Mainly because I can’t care less what people think of it, I can’t change it

I don’t understand how people can be negative on a thread that’s obviously meant to be a laugh

Penis perfection is no laughing matter Mr!!

This is a serious subject!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I do have another I think is pretty but they're not on the thread so I shall stay schtum for the moment

And now I NEED to know!

Inbox"

I always like you in my box TG

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Made mine avaliable to view if you want a look

Tease.... but nice arse

Haha my apologies...didnt hit save.

No apology needed.....

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By *ittleAcornMan over a year ago

visiting the beach

"As I was enjoying this discussion.....

As Nora is being all sappy and neglecting the peen today, I'm going in.

I feel extremely lucky that I've seen what I believe is the perfect penis. But I'm not entirely sure what it is about it that makes it perfect.

So Loungers..... what makes the perfect penis?

What makes the perfect penis? Question truly only ladies could answer haha

But if was to guess would say, it has to be strong, mighty & girthy like it was curved from an Oak tree haha

Ooooh I like that description!

#splinters

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I have new pics of mine available on request

Is it actually your peen or is it the scary thing I read about the other day?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It's a popular subject!

Did I win a rosette?

Where would we stick it?

As long as it's "stick" and not "pin" I'm not too fussed.

Maybe a medal would be better, you could hang it around the shaft of the winner!

;-)"

Oooh good thinking!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"the perfect penis.....

it's the hammer that drives the nail that's just as important as the nail itself

Absolutely

I may be biased but I do have to say my Senpai really does have the most perfect penis.

it hits all the right spots, feels incredible between my lips (both sets

) and always leaves me satisfied. Oh and it is perfectly formed.

But you’ll have to take my word on that

I’m a lucky girl. "

You are indeed!

The perfectly formed is all I'm thinking of today though....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It's a popular subject!

Did I win a rosette?

Where would we stick it?

As long as it's "stick" and not "pin" I'm not too fussed.

Maybe a medal would be better, you could hang it around the shaft of the winner!

;-)

I’ll have a medal. Maybe NotSoPosh could kiss the tip as she hangs the medal.

Always a kiss for the winner.....

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"I do have another I think is pretty but they're not on the thread so I shall stay schtum for the moment

And now I NEED to know!

Inbox

I always like you in my box TG

One day

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"We are not pieces of meat. But feel free to have a butchers..."

Are you sure about that first comment? Because that's meaty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not usually in to this sort of thing,but since it's a 'sex site' I suppose I aut to show willing

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"As I was enjoying this discussion.....

As Nora is being all sappy and neglecting the peen today, I'm going in.

I feel extremely lucky that I've seen what I believe is the perfect penis. But I'm not entirely sure what it is about it that makes it perfect.

So Loungers..... what makes the perfect penis?

What makes the perfect penis? Question truly only ladies could answer haha

But if was to guess would say, it has to be strong, mighty & girthy like it was curved from an Oak tree haha

Ooooh I like that description!

#splinters

Not if it's polished well enough.....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I do have another I think is pretty but they're not on the thread so I shall stay schtum for the moment

And now I NEED to know!

Inbox

I always like you in my box TG

One day

Promises promises

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm not usually in to this sort of thing,but since it's a 'sex site' I suppose I aut to show willing

It's a sex site?

I thought it was sexy Facebook.

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By *ohnywrongunMan over a year ago

Epping

Mines got Mary Poppins seal of approval, practically perfect in every way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m a lucky girl.

You are indeed!

The perfectly formed is all I'm thinking of today though...."

I like to think I have good form, if not perfectly formed!

Senpai

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cockosaurus is all im saying

Anecdotal evidence..... we need proof

I’m sure it was NYC’s last month

This is what I meant before! The perfect penis changes depending on who's the dick of the month (other time references are available).

That should be a thing! Dick of the month!"

Yes, but it could mean something else entirely

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By *unkym34Man over a year ago

London

I’d throw my hat in the ring but my penis does not wear one lol

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Mines got Mary Poppins seal of approval, practically perfect in every way

I love that film..... but I didn't see your peen in it!

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By *lint-EverhardMan over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Mine is spectacular!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m a lucky girl.

You are indeed!

The perfectly formed is all I'm thinking of today though....

I like to think I have good form, if not perfectly formed!

Senpai"

Your lady appears to think both..... and that's what is important after all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine is spectacular!"

Jesus. You ain’t lying. Wow

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"I do have another I think is pretty but they're not on the thread so I shall stay schtum for the moment

And now I NEED to know!

Inbox

I always like you in my box TG

One day

Promises promises

Oh it's not just a promise

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Cockosaurus is all im saying

Anecdotal evidence..... we need proof

I’m sure it was NYC’s last month

This is what I meant before! The perfect penis changes depending on who's the dick of the month (other time references are available).

That should be a thing! Dick of the month!

Yes, but it could mean something else entirely

I'm keeping my perfect one for more than a month

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’d throw my hat in the ring but my penis does not wear one lol"

You should get it one! A topper!

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Cockosaurus is all im saying

Anecdotal evidence..... we need proof

I’m sure it was NYC’s last month

This is what I meant before! The perfect penis changes depending on who's the dick of the month (other time references are available).

That should be a thing! Dick of the month!

Yes, but it could mean something else entirely

I'm keeping my perfect one for more than a month

Whoo hoo more for me then

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Mine is spectacular!"

That is a fine peen Mr!

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By *heNYCSausageMan over a year ago

Everton

"I do have another I think is pretty but they're not on the thread so I shall stay schtum for the moment

And now I NEED to know!

Inbox

I always like you in my box TG

Haha I’d prefer to be in her box then her in mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m a lucky girl.

You are indeed!

The perfectly formed is all I'm thinking of today though....

I like to think I have good form, if not perfectly formed!

Senpai

Your lady appears to think both..... and that's what is important after all

Am happy for 2nd opinions, and Seiko likes the idea of meeting other admirers too!

Have made March 16 pic public.

Let Seiko knkw if you'd like to share it!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I do have another I think is pretty but they're not on the thread so I shall stay schtum for the moment

And now I NEED to know!

Inbox

I always like you in my box TG

One day

Promises promises

Oh it's not just a promise

I've gone all shy now

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Cockosaurus is all im saying

Anecdotal evidence..... we need proof

I’m sure it was NYC’s last month

This is what I meant before! The perfect penis changes depending on who's the dick of the month (other time references are available).

That should be a thing! Dick of the month!

Yes, but it could mean something else entirely

I'm keeping my perfect one for more than a month

Whoo hoo more for me then

absolutely!

Maybe we should share

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I do have another I think is pretty but they're not on the thread so I shall stay schtum for the moment

And now I NEED to know!

Inbox

I always like you in my box TG

Haha I’d prefer to be in her box then her in mine

Pervert.....

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"As I was enjoying this discussion.....

As Nora is being all sappy and neglecting the peen today, I'm going in.

I feel extremely lucky that I've seen what I believe is the perfect penis. But I'm not entirely sure what it is about it that makes it perfect.

So Loungers..... what makes the perfect penis?

The person it is attached to.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Am happy for 2nd opinions, and Seiko likes the idea of meeting other admirers too!

Have made March 16 pic public.

Let Seiko knkw if you'd like to share it!

Oooh my!

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