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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
Whilst this is the sound of an opera singer warming up, it’s also the cry of the lesser known forumite (that’s a joke by the way).
Given that most people love talking about themselves and never miss an opportunity to big themselves up, here’s your chance; make an impact, tell us all about you and why you’re amazing!
*adopts an enthralled listening pose* |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
I'm amazing because I have now managed 2 cups of coffee in 12 hours that I've managed not to spill down myself.
Disclaimer..... I've had more than 2 cups of coffee in 12 hours. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm amazing because I have now managed 2 cups of coffee in 12 hours that I've managed not to spill down myself.
Disclaimer..... I've had more than 2 cups of coffee in 12 hours."
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"I'm amazing because.....erm can I get back to you when I've had a think?
No need. It’s easy to see what makes you amazing "
Oh thank you  but I really wasn't after compliments xx *runs off to perve profile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm amazing because after someone has endured sex with me, all their future sex with new people will be soooo much better.
Endured?
Trial by nookie? "
What?...sorry you said nookie not noochie .... |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
I'm not amazing
I'm not somebody who will purposely talk about myself to build up attention on me. Not in a serious way at least.
I'm not good at it and it's never been my style to big myself up in that way.
Ask away, I'm an open book and quite willing to share about myself back and forth in convo.
But Job interview style "tell us about yourself" style, I'll pass!
Well would you look at that, I guess I did tell something about myself.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you need to know what type of person I am, I’m currently looking through a swingers site using work’s WiFi while looking at 3 notice boards which haven’t been put up straight. |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I'm not amazing
I'm not somebody who will purposely talk about myself to build up attention on me. Not in a serious way at least.
I'm not good at it and it's never been my style to big myself up in that way.
Ask away, I'm an open book and quite willing to share about myself back and forth in convo.
But Job interview style "tell us about yourself" style, I'll pass!
Well would you look at that, I guess I did tell something about myself. "
And it’s why you’re awesome fella |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Everyone has their amazing parts and everyone has their dickhead parts
On a place like this, you want everyone to see the best you, the nicest, best looking, happiest version.
Its always the way and high time just accept it.
But that's just my mere opinion |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm amazing because after someone has endured sex with me, all their future sex with new people will be soooo much better. "
What is this vaginal witchcraft of which you speak? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whilst this is the sound of an opera singer warming up, it’s also the cry of the lesser known forumite (that’s a joke by the way).
Given that most people love talking about themselves and never miss an opportunity to big themselves up, here’s your chance; make an impact, tell us all about you and why you’re amazing!
*adopts an enthralled listening pose*"
*starts singing* Doe a deer a female deer, ray a drop of golden sun, MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, a name I call myself  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm amazing because after someone has endured sex with me, all their future sex with new people will be soooo much better.
Endured?
Trial by nookie?
What?...sorry you said nookie not noochie ...."
I thought he meant you too.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm amazing because after someone has endured sex with me, all their future sex with new people will be soooo much better.
What is this vaginal witchcraft of which you speak?"
It's so bad every subsequent sexual relations event is better in comparison. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm amazing because I'm quietly modest and much happier to big up others rather than myself, as I get my own pleasure seeing them get a boost in confidence and happiness."
I should be more like this |
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"I'm amazing because I'm quietly modest and much happier to big up others rather than myself, as I get my own pleasure seeing them get a boost in confidence and happiness.
I should be more like this "
Nah! You be you.
Everyone is amazing in their own ways. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll make you laugh and/or cry with wit and intelligence. Good with words.
But most of all, if you're really interested in getting to know me, I can be a fucking nightmare. |
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"I don’t need to explain why I’m amazing…… if you know me then you know why.
Also have you seen me???? 
Sadly yes. Far too much of you. You’re an arse. 
Baaaaaaaaaaaby!!!
back by nope demand…. "
Errrrr who’s this ^^ |
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"I don’t need to explain why I’m amazing…… if you know me then you know why.
Also have you seen me????
Sadly yes. Far too much of you. You’re an arse.
Baaaaaaaaaaaby!!!
back by nope demand….
Errrrr who’s this ^^ "
Haha x |
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"I don’t need to explain why I’m amazing…… if you know me then you know why.
Also have you seen me????
Sadly yes. Far too much of you. You’re an arse.
Baaaaaaaaaaaby!!!
back by nope demand….
Errrrr who’s this ^^ "
You missed me?!?! |
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"I don’t need to explain why I’m amazing…… if you know me then you know why.
Also have you seen me????
Sadly yes. Far too much of you. You’re an arse.
Baaaaaaaaaaaby!!!
back by nope demand….
Errrrr who’s this ^^
You missed me?!?! "
I missed your crutch, or is it crotch?? I always get them two mixed up |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"I don’t need to explain why I’m amazing…… if you know me then you know why.
Also have you seen me????
Sadly yes. Far too much of you. You’re an arse.
Baaaaaaaaaaaby!!!
back by nope demand….
Errrrr who’s this ^^
You missed me?!?! "
I have  |
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"I don’t need to explain why I’m amazing…… if you know me then you know why.
Also have you seen me????
Sadly yes. Far too much of you. You’re an arse.
Baaaaaaaaaaaby!!!
back by nope demand….
Errrrr who’s this ^^
You missed me?!?!
I have "
coooookkiiieeeeee maannnn |
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"I don’t need to explain why I’m amazing…… if you know me then you know why.
Also have you seen me????
Sadly yes. Far too much of you. You’re an arse.
Baaaaaaaaaaaby!!!
back by nope demand….
Errrrr who’s this ^^
You missed me?!?!
I missed your crutch, or is it crotch?? I always get them two mixed up "
Definately got the plastic one but not seen the other one in a while  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t need to explain why I’m amazing…… if you know me then you know why.
Also have you seen me????
Sadly yes. Far too much of you. You’re an arse.
Baaaaaaaaaaaby!!!
back by nope demand….
Errrrr who’s this ^^
You missed me?!?!
I have
coooookkiiieeeeee maannnn "
There you are. Got you out of the shadows?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am amazed because I am careing compassionate and loveing I have a wicked sense off style and a even wickeder in the bed room
And all I ask in return is be truthful in what you want and looking for if you are there’s fun to be had |
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Meh! I'm just unapologetically me - if you like me you like me, if you don't you don't, I'm far too long in the tooth to change in an attempt to win people's favour. There's enough room in the world (and the forums) for us all |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I don’t need to explain why I’m amazing…… if you know me then you know why.
Also have you seen me????
Sadly yes. Far too much of you. You’re an arse.
Baaaaaaaaaaaby!!!
back by nope demand….
Errrrr who’s this ^^
You missed me?!?! "
Shit! Saff’s back! Look busy everyone! |
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By *B69Woman
over a year ago
Wiltshire |
"Meh! I'm just unapologetically me - if you like me you like me, if you don't you don't, I'm far too long in the tooth to change in an attempt to win people's favour. There's enough room in the world (and the forums) for us all "
Exactly my thoughts |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
"I don’t need to explain why I’m amazing…… if you know me then you know why.
Also have you seen me????
Sadly yes. Far too much of you. You’re an arse.
Baaaaaaaaaaaby!!!
back by nope demand….
Errrrr who’s this ^^
You missed me?!?!
I missed your crutch, or is it crotch?? I always get them two mixed up "
Her crutch stinks and the other helps her walk. |
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"I don’t need to explain why I’m amazing…… if you know me then you know why.
Also have you seen me????
Sadly yes. Far too much of you. You’re an arse.
Baaaaaaaaaaaby!!!
back by nope demand….
Errrrr who’s this ^^
You missed me?!?!
I missed your crutch, or is it crotch?? I always get them two mixed up
Her crutch stinks and the other helps her walk. "
knob |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
"I don’t need to explain why I’m amazing…… if you know me then you know why.
Also have you seen me????
Sadly yes. Far too much of you. You’re an arse.
Baaaaaaaaaaaby!!!
back by nope demand….
Errrrr who’s this ^^
You missed me?!?!
I missed your crutch, or is it crotch?? I always get them two mixed up
Her crutch stinks and the other helps her walk.
knob"
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