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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sit that ass on my face you dirty little whore. Im gonna breed you so hard and destroy your filthy pussy. Look at my cock picture, that's gonna be in your mouth soon bitch.
Something along them lines, doesn't have to be exact  |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
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"Sit that ass on my face you dirty little whore. Im gonna breed you so hard and destroy your filthy pussy. Look at my cock picture, that's gonna be in your mouth soon bitch.
Something along them lines, doesn't have to be exact "
Get ya coat luv, you've pulled.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sit that ass on my face you dirty little whore. Im gonna breed you so hard and destroy your filthy pussy. Look at my cock picture, that's gonna be in your mouth soon bitch.
Something along them lines, doesn't have to be exact "
You had me at destroy  |
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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago
Secret hideaway in the pennines |
"Sit that ass on my face you dirty little whore. Im gonna breed you so hard and destroy your filthy pussy. Look at my cock picture, that's gonna be in your mouth soon bitch.
Something along them lines, doesn't have to be exact "
did you really have to repost my message to you, I thought we were just going to keep it between ourselves  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would probably go for something jokey based off of their profile. Can't do specifics as it would depend on what the profile said.
Otherwise just go with something like saying how you liked their profile/photos and you think you would get on with each other. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sit that ass on my face you dirty little whore. Im gonna breed you so hard and destroy your filthy pussy. Look at my cock picture, that's gonna be in your mouth soon bitch.
Something along them lines, doesn't have to be exact did you really have to repost my message to you, I thought we were just going to keep it between ourselves "
Apologies, it was just too damn good not to share. Guess the secrets out now that your not a gentleman  |
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"Sit that ass on my face you dirty little whore. Im gonna breed you so hard and destroy your filthy pussy. Look at my cock picture, that's gonna be in your mouth soon bitch.
Something along them lines, doesn't have to be exact did you really have to repost my message to you, I thought we were just going to keep it between ourselves
Apologies, it was just too damn good not to share. Guess the secrets out now that your not a gentleman "
I would tweak that with the addition of some heavy cumming. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is the average air speed velocity of a laden swallow?African or European?"
It doesn't matter!
In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That’s where I’ve gone wrong
I tried to be polite and respectful, next time I’ll open with “would you like to gag on my cock before I spunk all over your ass?”
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Been seeing a lot of these threads lately.
Seriously, can nobody think for themselves anymore?
Is anyone else thinking that there are a fair few folks who want the rest of us to do the hard work for them by telling them what their profiles should say and what they should put in a message?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“Do you share my love of the works of Proust and do you appreciate fine dining?”
Failing that, fancy a shag?
Oh I do - where are you taking me?
From behind, usually! "
Who says you can't get a shag on Fab?  |
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"“Do you share my love of the works of Proust and do you appreciate fine dining?”
Failing that, fancy a shag?
Oh I do - where are you taking me?
From behind, usually!
Who says you can't get a shag on Fab? "
Me… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That’s where I’ve gone wrong
I tried to be polite and respectful, next time I’ll open with “would you like to gag on my cock before I spunk all over your ass?”
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"Sit that ass on my face you dirty little whore. Im gonna breed you so hard and destroy your filthy pussy. Look at my cock picture, that's gonna be in your mouth soon bitch.
Something along them lines, doesn't have to be exact "
I can’t be arsed to write all that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sit that ass on my face you dirty little whore. Im gonna breed you so hard and destroy your filthy pussy. Look at my cock picture, that's gonna be in your mouth soon bitch.
Something along them lines, doesn't have to be exact
I can’t be arsed to write all that! "
Shorten it to 'Cock face' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The key is to really try to put them off as much as possible. This can be done in 2 ways: boredom (less fun) or disgust (more fun) harassment and threats though are not fun at all!
If you want to bore them, try single word messages or at most “hi how are you” (although this is at risk of being too much effort). Otherwise you could just ask directly if they’re free immediately (long shot but it’s a great way to bore them).
For disgust you could go to the effort of writing out your masturbation or toilet habits but the most effective by far is to send a poorly taken dick pick, possibly with an up close of your butt hole included.
Good luck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OK, so my last post wasn't exactly what I'd describe as constructive. Or helpful.
The thing is that there is no magic opening message.
Whenever this question gets asked it seems, to me at least, that those asking the question are looking for that special combination of words that will have knickers falling faster than Usain Bolt can complete the 100m dash, and something that they will copy and paste into every opening message they send.
It just doesn't work like that.
The best piece of advice anyone can give you about that opening message is READ THEIR PROFILE!
You need to do this in order to compose a message that is personal, directed at them and, most importantly, does not look like it could have been addressed to anybody.
Pick up on things they have mentioned in their profile. Talk about their interests, and see if you can find something that you both have in common with each other.
No opening message should be the same - and that's the point! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OK, so my last post wasn't exactly what I'd describe as constructive. Or helpful.
The thing is that there is no magic opening message.
Whenever this question gets asked it seems, to me at least, that those asking the question are looking for that special combination of words that will have knickers falling faster than Usain Bolt can complete the 100m dash, and something that they will copy and paste into every opening message they send.
It just doesn't work like that.
The best piece of advice anyone can give you about that opening message is READ THEIR PROFILE!
You need to do this in order to compose a message that is personal, directed at them and, most importantly, does not look like it could have been addressed to anybody.
Pick up on things they have mentioned in their profile. Talk about their interests, and see if you can find something that you both have in common with each other.
No opening message should be the same - and that's the point!"
This ^^^^ 100% |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I think worst is when you send a message and they don’t reply I think it’s best if They say no Thankyou and then you know where you stand it’s not as me or anybody doesn’t make an effort in first message but it’s when they just don’t reply that gets to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think worst is when you send a message and they don’t reply I think it’s best if They say no Thankyou and then you know where you stand it’s not as me or anybody doesn’t make an effort in first message but it’s when they just don’t reply that gets to me "
Thats the problem with fab, just accept the no reply as a no thank you...its in the rules dude |
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Honestly you can make the most perfectly constructed message and it’ll go unread under a sea of messages
There’s no fix for that really.
If they read and don’t reply take that as a no Thankyou and block
Otherwise I can only suggest messaging multiple times until by the luck of the draw it gets read |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think worst is when you send a message and they don’t reply I think it’s best if They say no Thankyou and then you know where you stand it’s not as me or anybody doesn’t make an effort in first message but it’s when they just don’t reply that gets to me "
You really should familiarise yourself with the site FAQ's.
This is what the site owners themselves say about non-responses
'There are too many rude people on here who don't reply to my messages!'
It's not rude not to reply.
Some ladies and couples get hundreds of messages a day so it simply isn't possible for them to reply to everyone. If you don't get a response, you should assume they aren't interested. If you're getting a lot of "no-replies" then you should consider your profile and the messages you send. Are they giving the right message? Are you standing out from the thousands of other guys on here? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think worst is when you send a message and they don’t reply I think it’s best if They say no Thankyou and then you know where you stand it’s not as me or anybody doesn’t make an effort in first message but it’s when they just don’t reply that gets to me
You really should familiarise yourself with the site FAQ's.
This is what the site owners themselves say about non-responses
'There are too many rude people on here who don't reply to my messages!'
It's not rude not to reply.
Some ladies and couples get hundreds of messages a day so it simply isn't possible for them to reply to everyone. If you don't get a response, you should assume they aren't interested. If you're getting a lot of "no-replies" then you should consider your profile and the messages you send. Are they giving the right message? Are you standing out from the thousands of other guys on here?"
Exactly this |
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"Sit that ass on my face you dirty little whore. Im gonna breed you so hard and destroy your filthy pussy. Look at my cock picture, that's gonna be in your mouth soon bitch.
Something along them lines, doesn't have to be exact did you really have to repost my message to you, I thought we were just going to keep it between ourselves "
Im shocked to my core AC, shocked i tell you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sit that ass on my face you dirty little whore. Im gonna breed you so hard and destroy your filthy pussy. Look at my cock picture, that's gonna be in your mouth soon bitch.
Something along them lines, doesn't have to be exact did you really have to repost my message to you, I thought we were just going to keep it between ourselves
Im shocked to my core AC, shocked i tell you. "
But you cant beat a good old face sit  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sit that ass on my face you dirty little whore. Im gonna breed you so hard and destroy your filthy pussy. Look at my cock picture, that's gonna be in your mouth soon bitch.
Something along them lines, doesn't have to be exact
I can’t be arsed to write all that! "
As if you guys write messages.. you copy and pasting gits |
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"Sit that ass on my face you dirty little whore. Im gonna breed you so hard and destroy your filthy pussy. Look at my cock picture, that's gonna be in your mouth soon bitch.
Something along them lines, doesn't have to be exact
I can’t be arsed to write all that!
As if you guys write messages.. you copy and pasting gits "
FAF? |
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What amazes me is how many of my messages go unread yet so many of these women moan that they get loads of one word messages that don't excite them. So, they're opening all the lame "hi, u free now?" messages but not ones like mine that actually show a bit of thought and interest? Given you can see the first few words of the message before opening it that seems really odd! |
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"Don't worry about where we go for dinner, I'm one of the last of the dinosaurs from the era when hardware was something that you got at the iron mongers, and the only software around was located between old men's legs before viagara was invented, when it was also hip for a guy to take a woman out who had gone to the trouble of looking her best for the occasion, and not expecting her to have a pocket calculator in her bag to work out her share of the tab."
Try it for a chat up line boys, and let me know how you get on. |
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