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5 reasons why she’s an arrogant whore and it’s not your fault she doesn’t like you
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"Please tell me this is tongue in cheek? " I thought it was a joke but after a second read im not so sure | |||
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"Please tell me this is tongue in cheek? I thought it was a joke but after a second read im not so sure" Best policy - ask for confirmation.  | |||
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"About as much tongue as you can fit into a cheek. I was going to post a rant but I thought a worryingly relatable piece of satire would make the point better" Phew  | |||
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"Please tell me this is tongue in cheek? I thought it was a joke but after a second read im not so sure Best policy - ask for confirmation. " | |||
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"Here to shop for a fuck. Arrogant?" But pretty true for most, no? | |||
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I don’t generalise men here and definitely not expect full on effort but this OP very well written who am I to argue   | |||
"About as much tongue as you can fit into a cheek. I was going to post a rant but I thought a worryingly relatable piece of satire would make the point better" | |||
"Just women existing and not considering your sexual needs, surely? " Oh the most arrogant behaviour of all | |||
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"6) She sees this and goes on the defensive " | |||
"Here to shop for a fuck. Arrogant? But pretty true for most, no? " No. All women are faultless, innocent, caring and kind. To be wooed not criticised. | |||
Don't take anything I said above seriously either as it's all codswallop like your post | |||
"Here to shop for a fuck. Arrogant?" Yes…as if we’re that easy!! | |||
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"I think your username would be what would put me off replying to you, nothing else. You're thick A bit of a Dick And full of Bull Oh yeah and calling most women a Whore never goes down well generally. Bar that you are only young so still time to learn how to charm the ladies, and I'm sure by this time next year you will be fighting them off.
Don't take anything I said above seriously either as it's all codswallop like your post "Oh don’t worry I’m aware that I’m the thickest dick and brimming with bull ?? I’m sure I’ll calm down soon | |||
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"We think it should also be added... You messaged a couple saying "Hey Babe!", after all, you are only interested in the female half of the couple! She is hot as, you skipped the pics of him though, and the ones of both of them you imagine it was you and not the Mr! So if you are only interested in the fem, why not address your message to the fem directly! And also, why bother reading the profile to see what dynamic the couple have and what they are looking for! You are everything the fem needs, even if she doesn't know it yet! Couples can be so uptight, if they are on fab, they obviously want to spice things up, and you can do that for her! (tongue firmly in cheek!) " 100%, I hadn’t considered the fun messages couples must enjoy | |||
"I think your username would be what would put me off replying to you, nothing else. You're thick A bit of a Dick And full of Bull Oh yeah and calling most women a Whore never goes down well generally. Bar that you are only young so still time to learn how to charm the ladies, and I'm sure by this time next year you will be fighting them off.
Don't take anything I said above seriously either as it's all codswallop like your post
Oh don’t worry I’m aware that I’m the thickest dick and brimming with bull ?? I’m sure I’ll calm down soon"Thats good, would you like some Haribo I have plenty? | |||
"I think some people are taking this far to seriously! It's not a critique of women, it's a piss take of men who think they can write a one line message of 'fancy a fuck', have women beating their doors down in anticipation and then throw a hissy fit when they are ignored." We did get that | |||
"Just women existing and not considering your sexual needs, surely? " How dare you do this?! | |||
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"This made me laugh, well written and thought out. Lots of effort in it. "Couldn't agree more | |||
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"Here to shop for a fuck. Arrogant? But pretty true for most, no? No. All women are faultless, innocent, caring and kind. To be wooed not criticised. " Oohh god! Not all of us!  | |||
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"I think Sir it does. Wear that badge with pride "I've been called arrogant, I've been called a whore, but never an arrogant whore. I'm so proud. | |||
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"I think your username would be what would put me off replying to you, nothing else. You're thick A bit of a Dick And full of Bull Oh yeah and calling most women a Whore never goes down well generally. Bar that you are only young so still time to learn how to charm the ladies, and I'm sure by this time next year you will be fighting them off.
Don't take anything I said above seriously either as it's all codswallop like your post " | |||
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"We think it should also be added... You messaged a couple saying "Hey Babe!", after all, you are only interested in the female half of the couple! She is hot as, you skipped the pics of him though, and the ones of both of them you imagine it was you and not the Mr! So if you are only interested in the fem, why not address your message to the fem directly! And also, why bother reading the profile to see what dynamic the couple have and what they are looking for! You are everything the fem needs, even if she doesn't know it yet! Couples can be so uptight, if they are on fab, they obviously want to spice things up, and you can do that for her! (tongue firmly in cheek!) " We get that say most do lol hate it then when realize hubby reply back or she tells them it's rude to think single female profile it's couples profile, as you said not all but loads don't care about the male part only female part I'm straight not bi so not looking to engage with him but same time if it's MFM but as you said they think it's just the female only | |||
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"I think some people are taking this far to seriously! It's not a critique of women, it's a piss take of men who think they can write a one line message of 'fancy a fuck', have women beating their doors down in anticipation and then throw a hissy fit when they are ignored." Some people can't see the funny side of anything. I loved it but sadly it sums up the attitude of the few on here that spoil it for the rest of you. | |||
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"I think your username would be what would put me off replying to you, nothing else. You're thick A bit of a Dick And full of Bull Oh yeah and calling most women a Whore never goes down well generally. Bar that you are only young so still time to learn how to charm the ladies, and I'm sure by this time next year you will be fighting them off.
Don't take anything I said above seriously either as it's all codswallop like your post
Oh don’t worry I’m aware that I’m the thickest dick and brimming with bull ?? I’m sure I’ll calm down soon
Thats good, would you like some Haribo I have plenty? "Tangfastics or starmix? | |||
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"Wait a minute... I've had guys message me and some I've has to block. Does that make me an arrogant whore? "It certainly does, shame on you | |||
"Wait a minute... I've had guys message me and some I've has to block. Does that make me an arrogant whore?
It certainly does, shame on you "I'm wearing it as a badge of honour. I may even quote it on my profile. | |||
"I wouldn’t say arrogant and whore went in the same sentence. Guys imply arrogance or you’re up your own arse or think you’re better than everyone else if you ignore their advances or messages or attempts at flirting, that’s true but the whore part? I dunno, wouldn’t a whore want to sleep with lots of people without much consideration or standard? " That would assume logic and reasoning which is strictly not allowed on my internet | |||
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"I thought it was quite funny to read as I did not for one moment think it was serious. No guy in his right mind would seriously put him self out there in this manner and risk p***ing off the women he tries to meet. My only concern is the use of the term "whore" - not sure if it is just me but it touches a sensitive nerve in the fab scene as a very small number of guys might actually see us like that. Other than that, hysterically funny. "Nope gets me too  | |||
"I think your username would be what would put me off replying to you, nothing else. You're thick A bit of a Dick And full of Bull Oh yeah and calling most women a Whore never goes down well generally. Bar that you are only young so still time to learn how to charm the ladies, and I'm sure by this time next year you will be fighting them off.
Don't take anything I said above seriously either as it's all codswallop like your post
Oh don’t worry I’m aware that I’m the thickest dick and brimming with bull ?? I’m sure I’ll calm down soon
Thats good, would you like some Haribo I have plenty?
Tangfastics or starmix?"I have Tangfastics | |||
"I think your username would be what would put me off replying to you, nothing else. You're thick A bit of a Dick And full of Bull Oh yeah and calling most women a Whore never goes down well generally. Bar that you are only young so still time to learn how to charm the ladies, and I'm sure by this time next year you will be fighting them off.
Don't take anything I said above seriously either as it's all codswallop like your post
Oh don’t worry I’m aware that I’m the thickest dick and brimming with bull ?? I’m sure I’ll calm down soon
Thats good, would you like some Haribo I have plenty?
Tangfastics or starmix?
I have Tangfastics "You’ll need lots of cola bottles to get in my knickers | |||
You missed :
‘Hi how are you both?’ When I have a single woman’s profile.
‘Free now?’ Always sent from the empty profile with the grainy dick pic.
And most messages are from guys miles away when I state I only meet locally.
I am clearly an arrogant whore | |||
"Love it!
You missed :
‘Hi how are you both?’ When I have a single woman’s profile.
‘Free now?’ Always sent from the empty profile with the grainy dick pic.
And most messages are from guys miles away when I state I only meet locally.
I am clearly an arrogant whore "How could you not have the decency to let the anonymous penis man know if you are indeed free now? | |||
"Speaking to some of the ladies on this site I’m concerned that we men need some clarification to protect our own self image. So here’s 5 reasons she’s an arrogant whore and it’s not your fault she doesn’t like you. 1: She ignored your blank profile. So you want to keep yourself to yourself. You didn’t want to put your life out there in your bio (except a grainy dick pic and something about Sydney university and Facebook). Surely she should ask about you and put in all the effort. If she can’t be bothered it’s probably because she’s an arrogant whore and how is that your fault? 2: You put “hi” as the subject and content of your first message. What could be wrong with this? “Hi” is indeed the standard greeting to everyone else you meet. Why would she not respond to it? You’re not feeling creative at the moment, you’re feeling horny so she shouldn’t expect something interesting and funny. Cashiers at the shops respond to hi and you’re basically here to shop for a fuck so why is it any different? Clearly it’s because she’s an arrogant whore and it’s not your fault 3: she ignored you again even after you messaged her twice. Maybe she missed your first message. Surely she’ll want to read the second one. All that happens is she ends up deleting it or leaving it read. How does she not see from your repeated messaging that you are in fact a suitable partner rather than a clingy, needy Internet gremlin? Probably because she’s an arrogant whore and it’s not your fault. 4: She’s verified by guys and couples who also have a load of verifications. Well she’s verified so she’s clearly up for it and if she just gave you a chance you’d be verified too. Those other guys with coherent bios and tasteful pics properly have fake veris anyway. If she won’t give you a chance despite this she’s clearly an arrogant whore and that’s not your fault. 5: You saw her on hot pics and messaged her. Scrolling through hot pics you saw her and she looked amazing. So you have her a fab along with the 10,000 other guys who did. You though “I may as well drop her a message to see if she’s interested” and what do you know... ignored. Yes she’s probably been messaged several hundred times that day but could she not take a second to say “Hi” back? After all, one second for each message x the 300 messages she received would only mean 5 minutes solid work for her. If she can’t be bothered to do that it’s because (you guessed it) she’s an arrogant whore and it’s not your fault. Ladies and gentlemen, what other signs are there of arrogant whoreish-ness that is surely not the guys fault that you didn’t message back? Message me or let me know below. Thanks for reading. " bang on! | |||
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"Speaking to some of the ladies on this site I’m concerned that we men need some clarification to protect our own self image. So here’s 5 reasons she’s an arrogant whore and it’s not your fault she doesn’t like you. 1: She ignored your blank profile. So you want to keep yourself to yourself. You didn’t want to put your life out there in your bio (except a grainy dick pic and something about Sydney university and Facebook). Surely she should ask about you and put in all the effort. If she can’t be bothered it’s probably because she’s an arrogant whore and how is that your fault? 2: You put “hi” as the subject and content of your first message. What could be wrong with this? “Hi” is indeed the standard greeting to everyone else you meet. Why would she not respond to it? You’re not feeling creative at the moment, you’re feeling horny so she shouldn’t expect something interesting and funny. Cashiers at the shops respond to hi and you’re basically here to shop for a fuck so why is it any different? Clearly it’s because she’s an arrogant whore and it’s not your fault 3: she ignored you again even after you messaged her twice. Maybe she missed your first message. Surely she’ll want to read the second one. All that happens is she ends up deleting it or leaving it read. How does she not see from your repeated messaging that you are in fact a suitable partner rather than a clingy, needy Internet gremlin? Probably because she’s an arrogant whore and it’s not your fault. 4: She’s verified by guys and couples who also have a load of verifications. Well she’s verified so she’s clearly up for it and if she just gave you a chance you’d be verified too. Those other guys with coherent bios and tasteful pics properly have fake veris anyway. If she won’t give you a chance despite this she’s clearly an arrogant whore and that’s not your fault. 5: You saw her on hot pics and messaged her. Scrolling through hot pics you saw her and she looked amazing. So you have her a fab along with the 10,000 other guys who did. You though “I may as well drop her a message to see if she’s interested” and what do you know... ignored. Yes she’s probably been messaged several hundred times that day but could she not take a second to say “Hi” back? After all, one second for each message x the 300 messages she received would only mean 5 minutes solid work for her. If she can’t be bothered to do that it’s because (you guessed it) she’s an arrogant whore and it’s not your fault. Ladies and gentlemen, what other signs are there of arrogant whoreish-ness that is surely not the guys fault that you didn’t message back? Message me or let me know below. Thanks for reading. " ???? | |||
I wonder what the responses would have been had a woman written that though.
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I wonder what the responses would have been had a woman written that though.
PW"What word would a woman use to replace "whore" for the male gender? Just curious as I do not think there is one depicting an exact equivalent? | |||
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I wonder what the responses would have been had a woman written that though.
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What word would a woman use to replace "whore" for the male gender? Just curious as I do not think there is one depicting an exact equivalent? "Let's go for "man whore!" Works for me. Or "man slut" Actually why even need to use the prefix of man in front of whore or slut. Can't men be called sluts too if they indulge in slutty behaviour? | |||
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I wonder what the responses would have been had a woman written that though.
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What word would a woman use to replace "whore" for the male gender? Just curious as I do not think there is one depicting an exact equivalent?
Let's go for "man whore!" Works for me. Or "man slut"
Actually why even need to use the prefix of man in front of whore or slut. Can't men be called sluts too if they indulge in slutty behaviour? "It’s indeed my favourite name to be called on Sunday morning church | |||
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"I wouldn’t say arrogant and whore went in the same sentence. Guys imply arrogance or you’re up your own arse or think you’re better than everyone else if you ignore their advances or messages or attempts at flirting, that’s true but the whore part? I dunno, wouldn’t a whore want to sleep with lots of people without much consideration or standard? " AnnieWilkes, you got the oxymoron that is misogyny in one! It contradicts itself and yet women haters never seem to notice their own lack of sense... | |||
"I wouldn’t say arrogant and whore went in the same sentence. Guys imply arrogance or you’re up your own arse or think you’re better than everyone else if you ignore their advances or messages or attempts at flirting, that’s true but the whore part? I dunno, wouldn’t a whore want to sleep with lots of people without much consideration or standard? AnnieWilkes, you got the oxymoron that is misogyny in one! It contradicts itself and yet women haters never seem to notice their own lack of sense..." Almost as if that as an intentional use of a literary device | |||
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I wonder what the responses would have been had a woman written that though.
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What word would a woman use to replace "whore" for the male gender? Just curious as I do not think there is one depicting an exact equivalent? "That's because there isn't one. Fuckboy is the closest recent equivalent that I am aware of. | |||
"Speaking to some of the ladies on this site I’m concerned that we men need some clarification to protect our own self image. So here’s 5 reasons she’s an arrogant whore and it’s not your fault she doesn’t like you. 1: She ignored your blank profile. So you want to keep yourself to yourself. You didn’t want to put your life out there in your bio (except a grainy dick pic and something about Sydney university and Facebook). Surely she should ask about you and put in all the effort. If she can’t be bothered it’s probably because she’s an arrogant whore and how is that your fault? 2: You put “hi” as the subject and content of your first message. What could be wrong with this? “Hi” is indeed the standard greeting to everyone else you meet. Why would she not respond to it? You’re not feeling creative at the moment, you’re feeling horny so she shouldn’t expect something interesting and funny. Cashiers at the shops respond to hi and you’re basically here to shop for a fuck so why is it any different? Clearly it’s because she’s an arrogant whore and it’s not your fault 3: she ignored you again even after you messaged her twice. Maybe she missed your first message. Surely she’ll want to read the second one. All that happens is she ends up deleting it or leaving it read. How does she not see from your repeated messaging that you are in fact a suitable partner rather than a clingy, needy Internet gremlin? Probably because she’s an arrogant whore and it’s not your fault. 4: She’s verified by guys and couples who also have a load of verifications. Well she’s verified so she’s clearly up for it and if she just gave you a chance you’d be verified too. Those other guys with coherent bios and tasteful pics properly have fake veris anyway. If she won’t give you a chance despite this she’s clearly an arrogant whore and that’s not your fault. 5: You saw her on hot pics and messaged her. Scrolling through hot pics you saw her and she looked amazing. So you have her a fab along with the 10,000 other guys who did. You though “I may as well drop her a message to see if she’s interested” and what do you know... ignored. Yes she’s probably been messaged several hundred times that day but could she not take a second to say “Hi” back? After all, one second for each message x the 300 messages she received would only mean 5 minutes solid work for her. If she can’t be bothered to do that it’s because (you guessed it) she’s an arrogant whore and it’s not your fault. Ladies and gentlemen, what other signs are there of arrogant whoreish-ness that is surely not the guys fault that you didn’t message back? Message me or let me know below. Thanks for reading. " Your satire is spot on. | |||
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"I thought it was quite funny to read as I did not for one moment think it was serious. No guy in his right mind would seriously put him self out there in this manner and risk p***ing off the women he tries to meet. My only concern is the use of the term "whore" - not sure if it is just me but it touches a sensitive nerve in the fab scene as a very small number of guys might actually see us like that. Other than that, hysterically funny. "Aphrodite, interesting - I felt this way as well. It does touch a nerve and makes me more doubtful if it is worth continuing (I already started having doubts after being stood up just the other day). | |||
"Here to shop for a fuck. Arrogant?" I think this bit is the best - "shop for a fuck" - and it's not like they would even be PAYING - but the attitude is definitely that of a demanding customer, just without giving any custom | |||
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"Here to shop for a fuck. Arrogant? I think this bit is the best - "shop for a fuck" - and it's not like they would even be PAYING - but the attitude is definitely that of a demanding customer, just without giving any custom "Ah a student of literature I see, thank you for enjoying my semi-planned ravings | |||
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Also, shopping for a fuck implies "fuck credit" existing, where you can pay your orgasms back based on your shag score (verifications) | |||
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"I thought it was quite funny to read as I did not for one moment think it was serious. No guy in his right mind would seriously put him self out there in this manner and risk p***ing off the women he tries to meet. My only concern is the use of the term "whore" - not sure if it is just me but it touches a sensitive nerve in the fab scene as a very small number of guys might actually see us like that. Other than that, hysterically funny.
Aphrodite, interesting - I felt this way as well. It does touch a nerve and makes me more doubtful if it is worth continuing (I already started having doubts after being stood up just the other day)."I cannot even say exactly why it grates on me - perhaps it is about centuries of historical subjugation and ill-treatment of women as inferior to men, their sole purpose to please men in whatever way men see fit, including sexual pleasures. And if said men did not get/ could not get what they wanted they would visit prostitutes - considered even lower than low. Perhaps that is why it leaves an uncomfortable flavour? And because this never happened to men in the same sustained way... perhaps that is why there simply is no word reflecting the real content of a "male whore"? | |||
"This satire made me laugh a lot, thanks op!
Also, shopping for a fuck implies "fuck credit" existing, where you can pay your orgasms back based on your shag score (verifications) "Intriguing concept, that is indeed probably more accurate for those who see this place as a fuck shop are probably unwilling to part with their own effort and energy but want to receive a product in the short term. Shame the users are humans not chocolate bars | |||
"I thought it was quite funny to read as I did not for one moment think it was serious. No guy in his right mind would seriously put him self out there in this manner and risk p***ing off the women he tries to meet. My only concern is the use of the term "whore" - not sure if it is just me but it touches a sensitive nerve in the fab scene as a very small number of guys might actually see us like that. Other than that, hysterically funny.
Aphrodite, interesting - I felt this way as well. It does touch a nerve and makes me more doubtful if it is worth continuing (I already started having doubts after being stood up just the other day).
I cannot even say exactly why it grates on me - perhaps it is about centuries of historical subjugation and ill-treatment of women as inferior to men, their sole purpose to please men in whatever way men see fit, including sexual pleasures. And if said men did not get/ could not get what they wanted they would visit prostitutes - considered even lower than low.
Perhaps that is why it leaves an uncomfortable flavour? And because this never happened to men in the same sustained way... perhaps that is why there simply is no word reflecting the real content of a "male whore"?"Yeah fair enough, I can see why it might grate | |||
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"Smells like an incel wrote it though... haha " My celibacy is entirely voluntary you godless heathen | |||
"2 weeks in and already think knows it all. Id like to know how many women really told you this. " I was on here a couple of years ago under another guise. But in the last 2 weeks I spoke to 2 ladies before I made the post and then however many confirmed it in this thread. I accept this sample size is not conducive to rigorous analysis but it provides some anecdotal evidence as a start point | |||
"Speaking to some of the ladies on this site I’m concerned that we men need some clarification to protect our own self image. So here’s 5 reasons she’s an arrogant whore and it’s not your fault she doesn’t like you. 1: She ignored your blank profile. So you want to keep yourself to yourself. You didn’t want to put your life out there in your bio (except a grainy dick pic and something about Sydney university and Facebook). Surely she should ask about you and put in all the effort. If she can’t be bothered it’s probably because she’s an arrogant whore and how is that your fault? 2: You put “hi” as the subject and content of your first message. What could be wrong with this? “Hi” is indeed the standard greeting to everyone else you meet. Why would she not respond to it? You’re not feeling creative at the moment, you’re feeling horny so she shouldn’t expect something interesting and funny. Cashiers at the shops respond to hi and you’re basically here to shop for a fuck so why is it any different? Clearly it’s because she’s an arrogant whore and it’s not your fault 3: she ignored you again even after you messaged her twice. Maybe she missed your first message. Surely she’ll want to read the second one. All that happens is she ends up deleting it or leaving it read. How does she not see from your repeated messaging that you are in fact a suitable partner rather than a clingy, needy Internet gremlin? Probably because she’s an arrogant whore and it’s not your fault. 4: She’s verified by guys and couples who also have a load of verifications. Well she’s verified so she’s clearly up for it and if she just gave you a chance you’d be verified too. Those other guys with coherent bios and tasteful pics properly have fake veris anyway. If she won’t give you a chance despite this she’s clearly an arrogant whore and that’s not your fault. 5: You saw her on hot pics and messaged her. Scrolling through hot pics you saw her and she looked amazing. So you have her a fab along with the 10,000 other guys who did. You though “I may as well drop her a message to see if she’s interested” and what do you know... ignored. Yes she’s probably been messaged several hundred times that day but could she not take a second to say “Hi” back? After all, one second for each message x the 300 messages she received would only mean 5 minutes solid work for her. If she can’t be bothered to do that it’s because (you guessed it) she’s an arrogant whore and it’s not your fault. Ladies and gentlemen, what other signs are there of arrogant whoreish-ness that is surely not the guys fault that you didn’t message back? Message me or let me know below. Thanks for reading. " I like this
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"6) She sees this and goes on the defensive "
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"None of the women here are arrogant. Take that back !" I see what you did there Granny.
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"Here to shop for a fuck. Arrogant? I think this bit is the best - "shop for a fuck" - and it's not like they would even be PAYING - but the attitude is definitely that of a demanding customer, just without giving any custom
Ah a student of literature I see, thank you for enjoying my semi-planned ravings "Indeed. As the keen liguists among us also noticed, there is an abbreviation description of this complex aspect of human sexuality, which is popularly known as "But ma peen!" | |||
"Here to shop for a fuck. Arrogant? I think this bit is the best - "shop for a fuck" - and it's not like they would even be PAYING - but the attitude is definitely that of a demanding customer, just without giving any custom
Ah a student of literature I see, thank you for enjoying my semi-planned ravings
Indeed. As the keen liguists among us also noticed, there is an abbreviation description of this complex aspect of human sexuality, which is popularly known as "But ma peen!"" | |||
"This made me laugh, well written and thought out. Lots of effort in it. "Me too!
I have someone I really need to show this to. He's new to fab and I think this could help him immensely. | |||
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