I did it once, I threw yoghurt on her tits when she wasn’t looking, she asked why my cum had apricot chunks in it, I had no answers I was still licking the lid.

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

"It takes planning to fake it as a guy. You have to whip up some wallpaper paste beforehand and hide it in a waterpistol.

Nah, you just whip the condom off without them looking. Easy. "

I always like to look at the cum in the condom. It gives me a sense of enormous well-being.

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

"I did it once, I threw yoghurt on her tits when she wasn’t looking, she asked why my cum had apricot chunks in it, I had no answers I was still licking the lid. "

I can actually imagine you doing this

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I did it once, I threw yoghurt on her tits when she wasn’t looking, she asked why my cum had apricot chunks in it, I had no answers I was still licking the lid. "

A near perfect plan foiled

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I did it once, I threw yoghurt on her tits when she wasn’t looking, she asked why my cum had apricot chunks in it, I had no answers I was still licking the lid.

I can actually imagine you doing this

I was lost in the yogurty goodness, to be taking questions!

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Google retro ejaculation. sperm leaves the balls, but end up in the bladder.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Google retro ejaculation. sperm leaves the balls, but end up in the bladder."

Hang on. I just need to add that to my growing list of things never to google.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"Google retro ejaculation. sperm leaves the balls, but end up in the bladder.

Hang on. I just need to add that to my growing list of things never to google."

This is a real condition, that involves faulty bladder sphincter muscles. This isn't click bait,. This is a under publicised medical complaint.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Google retro ejaculation. sperm leaves the balls, but end up in the bladder.

Hang on. I just need to add that to my growing list of things never to google.

This is a real condition, that involves faulty bladder sphincter muscles. This isn't click bait,. This is a under publicised medical complaint."

I'm not arguing with you. I also don't wanna google it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your right op they do and it’s well know across the porn industry that they use fake cum

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Your right op they do and it’s well know across the porn industry that they use fake cum "

So that's where all the tippex vanished to! I wondered why I'd seen none for ages!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always like to look at the cum in the condom. It gives me a sense of enormous well-being."

I'm imagining this as Phil Daniels saying it in Parklife.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your right op they do and it’s well know across the porn industry that they use fake cum

So that's where all the tippex vanished to! I wondered why I'd seen none for ages!"

You can by bottles off fake cum or you can make it your self

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"Google retro ejaculation. sperm leaves the balls, but end up in the bladder.

Hang on. I just need to add that to my growing list of things never to google.

This is a real condition, that involves faulty bladder sphincter muscles. This isn't click bait,. This is a under publicised medical complaint.

I'm not arguing with you. I also don't wanna google it. "

I believe you, but someone out there, might be suffering with it and not know what or why.

I do agree with you "ignorance is bliss"

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"I always like to look at the cum in the condom. It gives me a sense of enormous well-being.

I'm imagining this as Phil Daniels saying it in Parklife."

(Parklife) (Parklife) and it's not about you doggers who drive round and round and round (parklife) (Parklife)

Maybe this need rewriting for FAB?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jesus

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