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A slug is a tiny penis that was chopped off by an enraged lady. Then it shrivelled up, went black and came back as a zombie disembodied penis. That's why it leaves those slimy trails everywhere it goes. |
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"Neither, completely different species. Think slugs are mammals and snails are reptiles or some shit, think I saw a documentary on it. "
Documentary Documentary or Disney version of classification ? |
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"A slug is a tiny penis that was chopped off by an enraged lady. Then it shrivelled up, went black and came back as a zombie disembodied penis. That's why it leaves those slimy trails everywhere it goes."
Slimy Trails ? Those are Conservatives. |
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"A slug is a tiny penis that was chopped off by an enraged lady. Then it shrivelled up, went black and came back as a zombie disembodied penis. That's why it leaves those slimy trails everywhere it goes.
Slimy Trails ? Those are Conservatives."
Bit unfair to slugs, comparing em to Tories. |
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"How the fuck do slugs still get in the house, parachute in ?
I have no idea but there was one in my shoe once and I didn’t know  
 I've stood on one barefoot before. Its not pleasant is it? "
Me too, and the bastard survived!
Urgh they give me the heebies and the jeebies |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"How the fuck do slugs still get in the house, parachute in ?
I have no idea but there was one in my shoe once and I didn’t know
I've stood on one barefoot before. Its not pleasant is it?
Me too, and the bastard survived!
Urgh they give me the heebies and the jeebies "
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"Think slugs are mammals
Do you mean molluscs?
Imagining tiny slugs suckling actually makes them almost endearing.
With little furry heads."
At one stage I had massive orange ones with brown spots in my kitchen, they were quite impressive in their own sluggy way.
And nearly big enough to trip over. |
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"A slug is a tiny penis that was chopped off by an enraged lady. Then it shrivelled up, went black and came back as a zombie disembodied penis. That's why it leaves those slimy trails everywhere it goes.
Slimy Trails ? Those are Conservatives.
Bit unfair to slugs, comparing em to Tories."
Sorry , my bad, I should be kinder to animals ....... biscuit ??? |
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"Think slugs are mammals
Do you mean molluscs?
Imagining tiny slugs suckling actually makes them almost endearing.
With little furry heads.
At one stage I had massive orange ones with brown spots in my kitchen, they were quite impressive in their own sluggy way.
And nearly big enough to trip over."
Leopard Slug
Call one Bette and the other Lynch.
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