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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've had it with him.
We've known eachother for years - ever since I bumped into him in Argos in 2003!
Have to admit - id seen him before and had actually fancied him for a while!
But recently things have been a little 'strained' between us. I think he's unreliable, not as good looking as he used to be and that he often forgets things and gives me bad advice.
He says I turn him on - and then ignore him. That I don't listen to him, heed his advice or update him - ever!
I used to think he was one of my most valuable friends and relied on him a lot for all sorts of things. Pointing out the best hotels, knowing where the nearest takeaway was, keeping me informed when I was running late and warning me when I was heading into trouble.
Now he thinks I'm just using him to find sex and get into mischief! He's probably right!!
But after ballsing things up for me twice this month I've made up my mind and come to a conclusion!
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It's time for a new fucking sat nav!  |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"I've had it with him.
We've known eachother for years - ever since I bumped into him in Argos in 2003!
Have to admit - id seen him before and had actually fancied him for a while!
But recently things have been a little 'strained' between us. I think he's unreliable, not as good looking as he used to be and that he often forgets things and gives me bad advice.
He says I turn him on - and then ignore him. That I don't listen to him, heed his advice or update him - ever!
I used to think he was one of my most valuable friends and relied on him a lot for all sorts of things. Pointing out the best hotels, knowing where the nearest takeaway was, keeping me informed when I was running late and warning me when I was heading into trouble.
Now he thinks I'm just using him to find sex and get into mischief! He's probably right!!
But after ballsing things up for me twice this month I've made up my mind and come to a conclusion!
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It's time for a new fucking sat nav! "
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
Actually I have a fairly new Tom, who is even telling me of traffic problems ahead and suggests alternative routes saving time (and frustration) - I dearly love him and for the first time ever... I follow a man's instructions to the T |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Actually I have a fairly new Tom, who is even telling me of traffic problems ahead and suggests alternative routes saving time (and frustration) - I dearly love him and for the first time ever... I follow a man's instructions to the T"
You be careful... I've met men like that. They lull you into a false sense of security and then before you know it they'll be telling you to turn right on a motorway. You won't be able to accept they mean you harm because you luv 'im, but it's a test to see how much trust you have in him. Then, before you know it, there'll be u-turns, one way streets and who knows what else. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Actually I have a fairly new Tom, who is even telling me of traffic problems ahead and suggests alternative routes saving time (and frustration) - I dearly love him and for the first time ever... I follow a man's instructions to the T"
Just wait til he's older - if he's anything like mine he'll be advising you to give the back passage a try - even though mine knows that's no entry and a definate dead end as far as I'm concerned!!! |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"Actually I have a fairly new Tom, who is even telling me of traffic problems ahead and suggests alternative routes saving time (and frustration) - I dearly love him and for the first time ever... I follow a man's instructions to the T
You be careful... I've met men like that. They lull you into a false sense of security and then before you know it they'll be telling you to turn right on a motorway. You won't be able to accept they mean you harm because you luv 'im, but it's a test to see how much trust you have in him. Then, before you know it, there'll be u-turns, one way streets and who knows what else."
lol - thanks for reminding me...I am sometimes simply too gullible  |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"Actually I have a fairly new Tom, who is even telling me of traffic problems ahead and suggests alternative routes saving time (and frustration) - I dearly love him and for the first time ever... I follow a man's instructions to the T
Just wait til he's older - if he's anything like mine he'll be advising you to give the back passage a try - even though mine knows that's no entry and a definate dead end as far as I'm concerned!!! "
Seems there are lots of warnigns about even Tom junior  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nowt wrong with my ShagNav on my bike ... Mind it is powered by Google so does everything right first time.
In our trucks we have an allsinging and dancing 'PDA' and the navigator bit used to be TomTom (was OK) and then 'Co-Pilot'. Totally crap. Used to say I had reached my destination when I was in the middle lane of the M6 ffs... 
We are now Googled ...deep joy!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"have u tried turning it ova to the sexy bird voice .. shes hot and sexy even if she does fuk it up a few times !  "
I used to switch the truck satnav to the american lady for my night man. Dead sexy voice but she assumed we drove on the right ....Made roundabouts fun |
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By *smCouple
over a year ago
Liskeard |
OMG that means my tom is cheating on me.. I know its only a new relationship. we have only been together for a week, but I already trust him to save me from speed cameras with his little warning beep.. and flashing at me,
he does have a problem when on the ferry across the tamar though, asking me to turn right while i am still on the water.. but i forgave him because he has such a sexy voice and is so good when he demands I turn around at my earlest convenience |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Upgrade to a Navman!!!!!! although me thinks something is wrong - its a womans voice .................. perhaps he's one of the BeeGees lol  "
I quite fancy upgrading to a 'chavman'!!
Pre-programmed for every McDonald's in the country, car parks for donutting, avoiding speed bumps as it assumes your car is lowered by 3ft and when you stop at pedestrian crossings - will automatically wind the windows down, play 'scooter' at full volume and wolf whistle at the blonde walking in front of you whilst shouting "nice arse love!" |
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tom tom is buggered. 
gonna pinch my sons now he got no car..
