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Women, what does it take to impress you much ?!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just heard this song by Shania, the sound of the Summer for me, you should probably check it out, think it’s stocked at all good record shops, I’m trying to get some clues. Don’t be Brad Pitt - check, not a rocket scientist - check, gotta have the ‘touch’, I’m good with my hands, I’ve built things, never kiss my car/ cock at night - check
You must be joking right?! NO Shania I never joke, never!
So, women’s what does impress you much ?
(I have been told to ask a question, instead of rambling nonsensical statements)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A man that can dance. Always promising when they have good moves  head banging count ?  "
No and I was thinking sensual/sexy type of dances: bachata, salsa,... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A man who still remembers how to be a gentleman,
… hold the door, and give a little nice squeeze at my ass every now and then x
To be fair, just to go against Shania… Brad Pitt would have impressed me loads back then… |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A cute penis, shares my love of left knees and nipples but most importantly they have to be good at singing. "
I nearly combined two of those things with my last username, Dulcet Tony (dulcet tone knee). |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A cute penis, shares my love of left knees and nipples but most importantly they have to be good at singing.
I nearly combined two of those things with my last username, Dulcet Tony (dulcet tone knee). "
Why are you always so on point with your WORDS? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A cute penis, shares my love of left knees and nipples but most importantly they have to be good at singing.
I nearly combined two of those things with my last username, Dulcet Tony (dulcet tone knee).
Why are you always so on point with your WORDS?"
What are words, but thoughts with clothes on ?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A cute penis, shares my love of left knees and nipples but most importantly they have to be good at singing.
I nearly combined two of those things with my last username, Dulcet Tony (dulcet tone knee).
Why are you always so on point with your WORDS?
What are words, but thoughts with clothes on ?!"
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Similar posts to this always make me laugh, and do bear with me if you have read this from me before, but what happened was:-
Two pals and myself were having little or no success standard run of the mill profiles on straight dating sites, so I uploaded a profile calling my handsome millionaire, and suddenly got inundated with fan mail from all over the country. At first I thought that I couldn't really use the identity to meet anyone, but then when it began to emerge that I had created something that was getting as much attention as glamourous woman such as most on here get when you sit posing in your basques, fishnets and thigh length boots, I thought why not, if you got it, flaunt it, even I misjudged a few though, and could write a book about dating disasters. With that experience in mind, please or offend, myself and two other gentlemen proved that cash is king. This should get a few interesting replies! |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
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"Similar posts to this always make me laugh, and do bear with me if you have read this from me before, but what happened was:-
Two pals and myself were having little or no success standard run of the mill profiles on straight dating sites, so I uploaded a profile calling my handsome millionaire, and suddenly got inundated with fan mail from all over the country. At first I thought that I couldn't really use the identity to meet anyone, but then when it began to emerge that I had created something that was getting as much attention as glamourous woman such as most on here get when you sit posing in your basques, fishnets and thigh length boots, I thought why not, if you got it, flaunt it, even I misjudged a few though, and could write a book about dating disasters. With that experience in mind, please or offend, myself and two other gentlemen proved that cash is king. This should get a few interesting replies!"
You can't flaunt something you don't have, so it's not the same thing. You didn't have millions so how can you flaunt it? |
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"Similar posts to this always make me laugh, and do bear with me if you have read this from me before, but what happened was:-
Two pals and myself were having little or no success standard run of the mill profiles on straight dating sites, so I uploaded a profile calling my handsome millionaire, and suddenly got inundated with fan mail from all over the country. At first I thought that I couldn't really use the identity to meet anyone, but then when it began to emerge that I had created something that was getting as much attention as glamourous woman such as most on here get when you sit posing in your basques, fishnets and thigh length boots, I thought why not, if you got it, flaunt it, even I misjudged a few though, and could write a book about dating disasters. With that experience in mind, please or offend, myself and two other gentlemen proved that cash is king. This should get a few interesting replies!"
Cash means nothing.
There’s got to be attraction |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just heard this song by Shania, the sound of the Summer for me, you should probably check it out, think it’s stocked at all good record shops, I’m trying to get some clues. Don’t be Brad Pitt - check, not a rocket scientist - check, gotta have the ‘touch’, I’m good with my hands, I’ve built things, never kiss my car/ cock at night - check
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I have been singing 'kiss your carving knife' all these years! Ffs |
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Also someone who remembers the little things and the details about you. 
My memory is crap.