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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't fuck eyes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don't fuck eyes."

Literally?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eye fuck is a dislike.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Asthmatic walrus

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Eye fuck is a dislike.

I'm speechless

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An old winded horse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Eye fuck is a dislike.

I'm speechless

Me too. I have a gag ball though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like a James Bond.

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By *e Platypuss de ErotiqueMan over a year ago

Bristol

Like a Volcano!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Like a James Bond.

Cool, suave and sophisticated

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Eye fuck is a dislike.

I'm speechless

Me too. I have a gag ball though.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Zapp branagan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like an old milk float with knackered batteries

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Like a James Bond.

Cool, suave and sophisticated

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No, it just seemed like the right thing to write.

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

A porpoise on rollerskates

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Like a James Bond.

Cool, suave and sophisticated

No, it just seemed like the right thing to write."

Should have gone with wet towel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Like a James Bond.

Cool, suave and sophisticated

No, it just seemed like the right thing to write.

Should have gone with wet towel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like someone with 1% on their mobile phone battery looking for a charger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A porpoise on rollerskates

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We need to talk about where your head is today?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

wounded wildebeest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A porpoise on rollerskates

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Like a slow motion piston in warm screaming slime........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

..... a man who has just been tasered

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By *rooperRedMan over a year ago

Littlehampton

Beast

Rock on, the 80s still live.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Kangaroo.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A lady possessed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like a rabbit on heat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Train

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Fuck machine from Fucksvilke

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pekingese taking on a dobermann

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Like an old milk float with knackered batteries "

I've got a battery charger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

asthmatic frog.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like you paid me to

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By *heNYCSausageMan over a year ago

Everton

"I fuck like a…"

A princess worshiping sausage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I fuck like a... "

God.

You'd like to believe in my omnipotence and submit to my all powerful will, except you're not sure I'm even really there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a….. vegetarian having a crafty bacon sandwich

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This thread has officially given me the most giggles today. Cheers OP.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Bee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like an explorer, adventuring around the body finding hidden gems.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A woman on a mission to take what she wants......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Beast

Rock on, the 80s still live."

You win today's inaugral 'Blackie Lawless Rock God' prize for mentioning 'Beast'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I fuck like a...

God.

You'd like to believe in my omnipotence and submit to my all powerful will, except you're not sure I'm even really there. "

Bilquis??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like a wild bull

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By *ilverjagMan over a year ago

swansea

At a party I fuck like a rabbit, in and out of several holes before the night is over.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

a snail on aciiiiiiiiiiiid

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By *heNYCSausageMan over a year ago

Everton

"I fuck like a…"

I’m being tasered

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A rabbits nose twitching

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

tree drinking water.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"tree drinking water. "

A mature oak tree needs 50 gallons to 200+ gallons per day. You must be very thirsty or or you are an apple tree that only needs 10 gallons a week.

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By *rooperRedMan over a year ago

Littlehampton

"Beast

Rock on, the 80s still live.

You win today's inaugral 'Blackie Lawless Rock God' prize for mentioning 'Beast'

Someone got it.

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By *ooBulMan over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

[Removed by poster at 20/06/21 15:24:13]

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

I thought this was a 'middle button' game and my effort would've been...

I fuck like a good day xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I thought this was a 'middle button' game and my effort would've been...

I fuck like a good day xx"

Doesn't matter how you get there

And that sounds like a good fuck.

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By *igmaMan over a year ago

Yorkshire

There’s no tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There’s no tomorrow "

Yeeha!

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By *igmaMan over a year ago

Yorkshire

"There’s no tomorrow "

…or a welterweight boxer struggling to hang on in the 12 round

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By *uietly_KinkyMan over a year ago

High Wycombe

... someone who's way out of practice.

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By *ememberTheNameMan over a year ago

barnsley

Like an octopus falling out of a tree I hit every branch going down

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I thought this was a 'middle button' game and my effort would've been...

I fuck like a good day xx"

Haha I fuck like a squeaky cheese

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

A pro.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A pro.

Oh yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I fuck like it's my last day on earth! A cheesestring up the rectum for good measure.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like a dream...

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By *erlinhgvMan over a year ago

Liverpool / London

A humming birds wings flapping

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Eye fuck is a dislike.

I have one of thise airplane eyemasks you can borrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I thought this was a 'middle button' game and my effort would've been...

I fuck like a good day xx

Haha I fuck like a squeaky cheese

Might have to do a 'middle button' sequel to this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like i savour every move.

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I fuck like it bores me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Like i savour every move."

Delicious.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I FUCK like a been leading a life of celibacy for the past year and few 137 days

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dont fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An asthmatic penguin drinking for the first time

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By *herry OnatopWoman over a year ago

Just over there

....an entire bag of popping candy in your mouth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"....an entire bag of popping candy in your mouth

I lurve popping candy, so in my mind that makes you aaaamazzzing!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *herry OnatopWoman over a year ago

Just over there

"....an entire bag of popping candy in your mouth

I lurve popping candy, so in my mind that makes you aaaamazzzing!!"

Not as amazing as a popping candy blowjob!

*rewrites fuckit list

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I fuck like me, myself and I

I am no copy or immigration

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I fuck like I'm watching Homes under The Hammer over your shoulder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"....an entire bag of popping candy in your mouth

I lurve popping candy, so in my mind that makes you aaaamazzzing!!

Not as amazing as a popping candy blowjob!

*rewrites fuckit list"

I should be so lucky....however, I do have 3 bags of popping candy to hand

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By *EAT..85Woman over a year ago

Nottingham

Like a Sack of potatoes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Like a Sack of potatoes

Inert?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

I fuck like a Dyson

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I fuck like a Dyson

Was that a typo? Don't you mean suck

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I fuck like a Dyson

Was that a typo? Don't you mean suck

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Teenager on heat

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I fuck like a monk.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I fuck like a monk.

Quietly?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I fuck like a Dyson

Was that a typo? Don't you mean suck

You know it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Teenager on heat"

That's good to know

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I fcuk like a dyslexic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Teenager on heat

That's good to know

Could be like all teenagers ... lots of fumbling and done in about 16 seconds. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cabbage ?

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I fuck like a monk.

Quietly?!"

Nonexistent sex life.

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

Tyrannous - last fuck was 140 million years ago! #notcomplaining

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Probably a watermelon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A rabbit on speed

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

A belt fed machine gun.

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By *uietly_KinkyMan over a year ago

High Wycombe

"A belt fed machine gun."

Water-cooled or air-cooled?

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By *arah_TGTV/TS over a year ago

amesbury

I bang like a shit house door in a Gale.

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By *sd555Man over a year ago

manchester

Like my life depended on it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like I don’t know what I’m doing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A bitch in heat

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By *jekimMan over a year ago

Wigan

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By *jekimMan over a year ago

Wigan

Like it's the first and last time Ill get it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Like it's the first and last time Ill get it"

And how’s that?

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By *jekimMan over a year ago

Wigan

Fuk like a trooper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuk like a trooper"

Still non the wiser

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Like a James Bond.

Cool, suave and sophisticated

Yeah take what OP said and think of the absolute opposite!

Drastic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

... like all good buxom wenches should.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My life depended on it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Coconut

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Coconut

I'd rim your coconut

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Coconut

I'd rim your coconut

I’ll give it a shave first

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By *adbod7519Man over a year ago

Leeds

...a machine

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

Like I’m having fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

... an overweight guy in his forties.

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

a pro

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"a pro

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like the government fucked the NHS

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Like the government fucked the NHS"

Little bit of politics

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