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Colin on Tour

By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

As a lot of you are probably aware I have a very close friend called Colin who you can see in my avatar. He has led a sheltered life, so I am considering sending him on a tour of fab land to earn his spurs. If you would like to meet Colin, and introduce him to your corner of the world there are 3 stipulations:

1) you must take a pic of him on location and post to your public gallery

2) leave him a verification on my profile obviously but personalised for him ( I don't want to pinch his glory)

3) you can abuse him but not hurt him

Before you all get too excited I won't be accompanying him, he will have to travel Royal Mail

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

Is he coming to the beach party?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lol or you could just tell us the shop Colin came from so we could purchase our own..

I know a place i could play peek a boo with him

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman over a year ago

Deviant City

I'd like to meet colin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You never cease to amaze me

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Is he coming to the beach party?"

Just trying to make him some flip flops

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"lol or you could just tell us the shop Colin came from so we could purchase our own..

I know a place i could play peek a boo with him "

Cute, you haven't grasped this lol Colin going on tour not one of his cousins from spunkychicken.com

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'd like to meet colin

I will make sure you are on his journey

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"You never cease to amaze me

Why thank you. Would you care to pose with him?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Next time I'm down that way you could send him with me in the truck and he could have a wee trip north of the border

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

are you hand delivering Colin?

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

send him to Scotland

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Make way Debbie does Dallas...

this is Colin does Fabs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You never cease to amaze me

Why thank you. Would you care to pose with him? "

You already know that answer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As a lot of you are probably aware I have a very close friend called Colin who you can see in my avatar. He has led a sheltered life, so I am considering sending him on a tour of fab land to earn his spurs. If you would like to meet Colin, and introduce him to your corner of the world there are 3 stipulations:

1) you must take a pic of him on location and post to your public gallery

2) leave him a verification on my profile obviously but personalised for him ( I don't want to pinch his glory)

3) you can abuse him but not hurt him

Before you all get too excited I won't be accompanying him, he will have to travel Royal Mail

Geocaching with a difference lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

See,he's wanted in scotland and I have the means to get him there plus daily updates of where he's been lol

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Next time I'm down that way you could send him with me in the truck and he could have a wee trip north of the border

You have to give the assurance he will get laid

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"are you hand delivering Colin? "

Sorry he is on a solo tour requests for me need to be separate

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"send him to Scotland

No problem I want him to get around the whole country.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman over a year ago

Deviant City

"See,he's wanted in scotland and I have the means to get him there plus daily updates of where he's been lol

You can bring him past mine Mr DLT, then I get to see you at the same time

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By *ustcutieWoman over a year ago

edinburgh

"See,he's wanted in scotland and I have the means to get him there plus daily updates of where he's been lol

ooh could you take me back down to oxford with you too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not hand delivering? It could be a multi purpose trip.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"See,he's wanted in scotland and I have the means to get him there plus daily updates of where he's been lol

You can bring him past mine Mr DLT, then I get to see you at the same time

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oh absolutely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"See,he's wanted in scotland and I have the means to get him there plus daily updates of where he's been lol

ooh could you take me back down to oxford with you too

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your on jc x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just had a thought(dangerous I know lol)maybe for hid tour colin should have his own profile

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

stop thinking mr dlt... it gets you into trouble

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"stop thinking mr dlt... it gets you into trouble

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thinking of colins ever growing fan club lol,if he met you what trouble would you pair get into lol

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"stop thinking mr dlt... it gets you into trouble

thinking of colins ever growing fan club lol,if he met you what trouble would you pair get into lol

oh we would have a field day along the M8

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"See,he's wanted in scotland and I have the means to get him there plus daily updates of where he's been lol

ooh could you take me back down to oxford with you too

If you have Colin your task is to take a pic of him on your lap whilst sitting on Mons Meg

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Not hand delivering? It could be a multi purpose trip.

Haha not even a mention of compost

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"See,he's wanted in scotland and I have the means to get him there plus daily updates of where he's been lol

ooh could you take me back down to oxford with you too

If you have Colin your task is to take a pic of him on your lap whilst sitting on Mons Meg"

haha. I'm already on security film for straddling it

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Just had a thought(dangerous I know lol)maybe for hid tour colin should have his own profile

Oi I'm his agent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We would welcome colin to our little corner of south wales, pleeeeeeese consider us. I have a few furry freinds that would love to spend special time with him and broaden his horizons xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not hand delivering? It could be a multi purpose trip.

Haha not even a mention of compost"

I know!check me out lol

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"See,he's wanted in scotland and I have the means to get him there plus daily updates of where he's been lol

ooh could you take me back down to oxford with you too

If you have Colin your task is to take a pic of him on your lap whilst sitting on Mons Meg

haha. I'm already on security film for straddling it

Or maybe sunbathing in the flower beds of princes street gardens

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh that would be funny if colin gets more meets than ryan haha

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

Or maybe sunbathing in the flower beds of princes street gardens"

I could manage that

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"We would welcome colin to our little corner of south wales, pleeeeeeese consider us. I have a few furry freinds that would love to spend special time with him and broaden his horizons xxx"

No problem. He still has no interest from Ireland

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just realised,its the fife social a week on saturday,what a way for him to start a tour lol

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Oh that would be funny if colin gets more meets than ryan haha"

He has already kicked me into touch on his 1st social

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"Just realised,its the fife social a week on saturday,what a way for him to start a tour lol

I will take him to CJs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

send him to cornwall will take him to lands end for a picture xxxx

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By *aceytopWoman over a year ago

from a town near you

send him to Yorkshire i will photograph him on Ilkley Moore ba,t hat,and down by the river with his cousins the ducks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So where's he going first ryan?

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Will Colin be delivering the kippers too?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Colin is more than welcome here in Blackpool

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By *ustcutieWoman over a year ago

edinburgh

oh i think colin would love the fife social....

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Will Colin be delivering the kippers too?"

After Monday I never want to hear the word kipper again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He'd love the New Forest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"send him to cornwall will take him to lands end for a picture xxxx"

send him up to south devon after please.. x

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

I must admit this is proving more popular than anticipated. Colin is clearly chomping on the ahem bit so to speak. Anyone interested please pm your town and the activity you plan for him and I will plot a route and publish the journey

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Will Colin be delivering the kippers too?

After Monday I never want to hear the word kipper again"

You only have to kipper until Friday. If I take Colin in for a visit I'd still like some kippers.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

Can't we make special requests for a Colin/Ryan tag team event?? If so I would like to register my interest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What about anyone having an event has to pay an appearance with all money going to a uk charity say,help for heroes,cancer research uk,something like that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What about anyone having an event has to pay an appearance with all money going to a uk charity say,help for heroes,cancer research uk,something like that?

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providing his"agent"agrees to it lol

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Will Colin be delivering the kippers too?

After Monday I never want to hear the word kipper again

You only have to kipper until Friday. If I take Colin in for a visit I'd still like some kippers."

Does essence of kipper count? If not I will give him a bath and send along a whole one

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"What about anyone having an event has to pay an appearance with all money going to a uk charity say,help for heroes,cancer research uk,something like that?

Yes we could set up one of those just giving accounts

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Ok we have had the 1st serious request Colin is off to visit Jules and her bears for a hot tub session

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What about anyone having an event has to pay an appearance with all money going to a uk charity say,help for heroes,cancer research uk,something like that?

Yes we could set up one of those just giving accounts"
how does that work?

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"What about anyone having an event has to pay an appearance with all money going to a uk charity say,help for heroes,cancer research uk,something like that?

Yes we could set up one of those just giving accountshow does that work?"

It's an on-line giving platform that allows you to maximise gift aid whist reducing the difficulty of setting up a collection. You just fill in the sponsorship details and post the link.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Ok we have had the 1st serious request Colin is off to visit Jules and her bears for a hot tub session

Boiled chicken

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

2nd serious request,fife social 1st september

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"2nd serious request,fife social 1st september

Pm it please do I don't have to trawl through the thread

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Only 5 locations at the moment Colin will be getting a super saver day return

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok we have had the 1st serious request Colin is off to visit Jules and her bears for a hot tub session

Boiled chicken

the only chicken in the house while colin visit will be him, otherwise it woukd be cannabelism, lol. Bears are ready and waiting, gonna pop his cherry xxx

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

He needs a bloody PA now as well

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"He needs a bloody PA now as well

Just put a label around his neck, it'll be fine.

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"He needs a bloody PA now as well

Just put a label around his neck, it'll be fine."

I did think of that, a bit like Paddington

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think Colin would benefit from a trip to Sheffield...We could even nip down the road to Rotherham too.

But I think hand delivery is the way forward

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd pluck him.

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I think Colin would benefit from a trip to Sheffield...We could even nip down the road to Rotherham too.

But I think hand delivery is the way forward

Noted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Only 5 locations at the moment Colin will be getting a super saver day return "

is that including devon??

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'd pluck him.

He is totally smooth Scarlet except from a little tuft of red. Hmmm

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'd pluck him.

He looks well and truly plucked to me. I also seem to remember something about the dog having him too.

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Only 5 locations at the moment Colin will be getting a super saver day return

is that including devon??"

Devon is on the list as well we are in double figures

Scotland

Blackpool

Bury

Leeds

Sheffield

Evesham

Wales

Devon

Basingstoke

London

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'd pluck him.

He looks well and truly plucked to me. I also seem to remember something about the dog having him too.

You make him sound so cheap

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'd pluck him.

He looks well and truly plucked to me. I also seem to remember something about the dog having him too.

You make him sound so cheap

Well, if he's coming to London I might welcome him in.

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'd pluck him.

He looks well and truly plucked to me. I also seem to remember something about the dog having him too.

You make him sound so cheap

Well, if he's coming to London I might welcome him in."

You better start sweet talking him 1st cocks have feelings he ain't made of wood you know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So where's colin heading first then ryan?

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"So where's colin heading first then ryan?"

As long as you have reached agreement with Jules he is heading to Wales 1st

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd pluck him.

He is totally smooth Scarlet except from a little tuft of red. Hmmm

Red eh?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd pluck him.

He looks well and truly plucked to me. I also seem to remember something about the dog having him too.

You make him sound so cheap

Well, if he's coming to London I might welcome him in."

And me

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'd pluck him.

He looks well and truly plucked to me. I also seem to remember something about the dog having him too.

You make him sound so cheap

Well, if he's coming to London I might welcome him in.

And me

Yes he is looking forward to blowing bubbles with you. Can you get a pic in the goal mouth?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd pluck him.

He looks well and truly plucked to me. I also seem to remember something about the dog having him too.

You make him sound so cheap

Well, if he's coming to London I might welcome him in.

And me

Yes he is looking forward to blowing bubbles with you. Can you get a pic in the goal mouth?"

Do you care to elaborate?

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By *ont Ask Dont GetWoman over a year ago

amersham

"Oh that would be funny if colin gets more meets than ryan haha

He has already kicked me into touch on his 1st social"

Thought he'd want you as his wing man!

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'd pluck him.

He looks well and truly plucked to me. I also seem to remember something about the dog having him too.

You make him sound so cheap

Well, if he's coming to London I might welcome him in.

And me

Yes he is looking forward to blowing bubbles with you. Can you get a pic in the goal mouth?

Do you care to elaborate?

Yes, can you take him on a trip to Upton Park. No idea what's going through your mind

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Oh that would be funny if colin gets more meets than ryan haha

He has already kicked me into touch on his 1st social

Thought he'd want you as his wing man!

To be honest he is quite a cocky fellow

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

For his return trip to God's own country, I'd like to invite Colin along to a Cardiff Social.

I'm away working in London at the mo, and don't get back until around the middle of Sept, and then I gotta wait for a social to be organised lol, but I'll keep this in mind and send him an invite.... he'll get loadsa pics with sexy welsh ladies!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Do we have to take him out too? I'm already breaking my rules by considering accommodating here. Maybe the London contingent should just throw him a party and be done with it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So where's colin heading first then ryan?

As long as you have reached agreement with Jules he is heading to Wales 1st"
I'll let her have him first then lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"For his return trip to God's own country, I'd like to invite Colin along to a Cardiff Social.

Can't you take him to that place in Stratford, London?

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"For his return trip to God's own country, I'd like to invite Colin along to a Cardiff Social.

Sounds like he will be doing more than one tour of duty

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Do we have to take him out too? I'm already breaking my rules by considering accommodating here. Maybe the London contingent should just throw him a party and be done with it."

You don't have to take him out but there has to be some form of entertainment else I may as well pack him off to Victor Meldrews

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

And don't forget- every stop has to have a pic

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

"For his return trip to God's own country, I'd like to invite Colin along to a Cardiff Social.

Can't you take him to that place in Stratford, London?

Hell no!

I'd have to apply for a pass for him,(can you imagine the questions that would be asked?) then check he isnt on a "watch" list, then find out who his family are and check them out, then X-ray him, then frisk him and wand him..... I couldnt put the little chap through all that lol

Much safer to go to a Cardiff social.... oh, hang on, what am I saying, safer? Lol!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"For his return trip to God's own country, I'd like to invite Colin along to a Cardiff Social.

Can't you take him to that place in Stratford, London?

Hell no!

Much safer to go to a Cardiff social.... oh, hang on, what am I saying, safer? Lol!

But it's the golden ticket everyone wants. He could dine out on that story forever more. I'd want to hear his stories.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So where's colin heading first then ryan?

As long as you have reached agreement with Jules he is heading to Wales 1stI'll let her have him first then lol

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just spoke to jules and we have agreed to let you/colin decide where he is going first and will abide by your decision

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By *gentprovocateurWoman over a year ago

leeds

gives a whole new meaning to the chicken run!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So where's colin heading first then ryan?

As long as you have reached agreement with Jules he is heading to Wales 1stI'll let her have him first then lol

just spoke to jules and we have agreed to let you/colin decide where he is going first and will abide by your decision"

We have shook virtual hands on it, my bears went to asda and got chickdoms ready, but they said if colin wants to party in scotland then they wont stand in his way, decision is yours and colins now, sorry, xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So where's colin heading first then ryan?

As long as you have reached agreement with Jules he is heading to Wales 1stI'll let her have him first then lol

just spoke to jules and we have agreed to let you/colin decide where he is going first and will abide by your decision

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

id like to take colin up the spinaker tower............

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

"id like to take colin up the spinaker tower............

OMG.... did anyone else read that and do a double-take thinking she said "sphincter"? PMSL

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

Erm, just me then?

Ok, I'll just be over here if anyone wants me!

(Goes and sits in the nawty corner)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And me

Yes he is looking forward to blowing bubbles with you. Can you get a pic in the goal mouth?

Do you care to elaborate?

Yes, can you take him on a trip to Upton Park. No idea what's going through your mind"

I don't either half the time

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

The logistics of Colins upcoming tour is fairly challenging, however, he is hoping to make a celebrity appearance on Sunday before his visits commence. As you can appreciate due to security reasons, the location of this needs to be kept under wraps for a few more hours

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

"The logistics of Colins upcoming tour is fairly challenging, however, he is hoping to make a celebrity appearance on Sunday before his visits commence. As you can appreciate due to security reasons, the location of this needs to be kept under wraps for a few more hours"

Is he carrying the Paralympic torch?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Since he'll be at the beach party and I sadly won't - hope you don't mind but me and Colin had a drink at lunchtime as I think I can sort him out with a couple of right hotties!

It was just a drink - honest!!!

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Since he'll be at the beach party and I sadly won't - hope you don't mind but me and Colin had a drink at lunchtime as I think I can sort him out with a couple of right hotties!

It was just a drink - honest!!!

That's not Colin it's Clucking Clive from Swindon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Since he'll be at the beach party and I sadly won't - hope you don't mind but me and Colin had a drink at lunchtime as I think I can sort him out with a couple of right hotties!

It was just a drink - honest!!!

That's not Colin it's Clucking Clive from Swindon"

You remeber when Colin told you he was popping out for some peanuts late this morning................

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Since he'll be at the beach party and I sadly won't - hope you don't mind but me and Colin had a drink at lunchtime as I think I can sort him out with a couple of right hotties!

It was just a drink - honest!!!

That's not Colin it's Clucking Clive from Swindon

You remeber when Colin told you he was popping out for some peanuts late this morning................"

He has been strapped to the couch all day trying to get some bondage experience

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Since he'll be at the beach party and I sadly won't - hope you don't mind but me and Colin had a drink at lunchtime as I think I can sort him out with a couple of right hotties!

It was just a drink - honest!!!

That's not Colin it's Clucking Clive from Swindon

You remeber when Colin told you he was popping out for some peanuts late this morning................

He has been strapped to the couch all day trying to get some bondage experience"

Now now boys....

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Although I bet they could form a tag team

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Although I bet they could form a tag team

Better than a 'cock fight' I suppose!

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Just went to take Colin's afternoon crumpets in and he's gone !

Signs of a major struggle and a short message written in jizz - HELP...DEVON !

Obi have you kidnapped him to act out your kinky photo shoot session tomorrow?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just went to take Colin's afternoon crumpets in and he's gone !

Signs of a major struggle and a short message written in jizz - HELP...DEVON !

Obi have you kidnapped him to act out your kinky photo shoot session tomorrow?"

clucking hell.. who would take such an innocent chicken. i will keep my eyes out for him ryan.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just went to take Colin's afternoon crumpets in and he's gone !

Signs of a major struggle and a short message written in jizz - HELP...DEVON !

Obi have you kidnapped him to act out your kinky photo shoot session tomorrow?"

Me? As if!! Would I do such a thing to a poor defenceless bird?

Honestly haven't seen him this way today - although there are rumours of a sighting in the West Midlands!! Birmingham way I think!!

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Ba***rds. Can't have anything these days !

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Just went to take Colin's afternoon crumpets in and he's gone !

Signs of a major struggle and a short message written in jizz - HELP...DEVON !

Obi have you kidnapped him to act out your kinky photo shoot session tomorrow?"

It looks like he couldn't wait to start his tour. Or, perhaps he went walkabout like those gnomes that send postcards?

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Diamondgurly ! How could you? That's my Colin you have stuffed down your cleavage !

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Diamondgurly ! How could you? That's my Colin you have stuffed down your cleavage !"

And what a mighty fine cleavage it is..

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Well yea I can't argue with that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is this THE Colin or sn imposter, trying to steel Colins thunder???

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

We will see on tomorrows pics. I will try and spot his birth mark

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We will see on tomorrows pics. I will try and spot his birth mark"

I might not want to share any pictures of the little pecker lol

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"We will see on tomorrows pics. I will try and spot his birth mark

I might not want to share any pictures of the little pecker lol

Draw your curtains then

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"We will see on tomorrows pics. I will try and spot his birth mark

I might not want to share any pictures of the little pecker lol

Draw your curtains then

I've sketched mine, does that count????

Just seen DiamondGurly's pic, would like to invite Col (if I may shorten his name) to Arse End and I'll put him in place of my double ender (so long as can get someone to take the pic....)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've just checked in to my hotel in Torquay after a long trek down the M5 - and as I got out my car there was a rustling in the bushes!!

Couldn't swear on it - but I think I'm being stalked by Colin!!!

I'll let you know if I see him around tomorrow!!!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I've just checked in to my hotel in Torquay after a long trek down the M5 - and as I got out my car there was a rustling in the bushes!!

Couldn't swear on it - but I think I'm being stalked by Colin!!!

I'll let you know if I see him around tomorrow!!!

you have a chicken of a stalker...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Make way Debbie does Dallas...

this is Colin does Fabs

Hang on I've not done Dallas yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've just checked in to my hotel in Torquay after a long trek down the M5 - and as I got out my car there was a rustling in the bushes!!

Couldn't swear on it - but I think I'm being stalked by Colin!!!

I'll let you know if I see him around tomorrow!!!

Pmsl Colin is on a mission

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Devon isnt safe...

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Devon isnt safe...

You're a plucky young woman Sassy. Have a clucking good time. No KFC though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Colin is alive and well xxx

obi on the other hand is a broken man.. ruined from yesterdays antics. cant keep up with the pace of two women in a row ...

if anyone wants to come finish me off... i will be grateful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Colin's got one heck of a smile on his face! Where next?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Colin is alive and well xxx

obi on the other hand is a broken man.. ruined from yesterdays antics. cant keep up with the pace of two women in a row ...

if anyone wants to come finish me off... i will be grateful

lol poor obi...

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Colin does indeed look cock a hoop at his most recent visit.

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

That's my boy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He's alive and well - and clean an tidy since he's just had a 'freshen up' shower!!!

Just trotted off with a big smile on his face - no idea where to - offered him a lift but he said he'd made 'other arrangements'!!!!

So keep em peeled!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are Ryan and Obi the new bromance?

Is a wedding on the cards again? Cute and Colin as bridesmaid/ pagechicken?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are Ryan and Obi the new bromance?

Is a wedding on the cards again? Cute and Colin as bridesmaid/ pagechicken?

A wedding???? God no!! Did that once - never again!!! Still have nightmares now (over the fact I'm still paying for it years later!!!! Lol)

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"He's alive and well - and clean an tidy since he's just had a 'freshen up' shower!!!

Just trotted off with a big smile on his face - no idea where to - offered him a lift but he said he'd made 'other arrangements'!!!!

So keep em peeled!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

water and sleep needed.. my god thats the best cock action i have EVER had

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"water and sleep needed.. my god thats the best cock action i have EVER had

Water? Didn't you and Colin get wet enough in the shower??

Have to say - I'm impressed by the little fella's performance - puts some guys on fab to shame!!!

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"water and sleep needed.. my god thats the best cock action i have EVER had

Water? Didn't you and Colin get wet enough in the shower??

Have to say - I'm impressed by the little fella's performance - puts some guys on fab to shame!!!

I taught him everything I know. His response was, fuck that they will laugh at me, I'm going it alone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"water and sleep needed.. my god thats the best cock action i have EVER had

Water? Didn't you and Colin get wet enough in the shower??

Have to say - I'm impressed by the little fella's performance - puts some guys on fab to shame!!!

Oh we got drenched,, i can still taste lynx shower gel. its vile lmao

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I taught him everything I know. His response was, fuck that they will laugh at me, I'm going it alone

Everyone needs some Colin action.. i highly recommend him. Very attentive cock thats for sure he deffo knew his stuff

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By *innamon!Woman over a year ago

no matter

I will take him swimming at kestrels he can explore the delights of the dungeon and the hottub..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I will take him swimming at kestrels he can explore the delights of the dungeon and the hottub.."

He's an adventurous chicken and likes all sorts.. bet he'd love it

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I can see a book being published.. Colin the cock's guide to swinging..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can see a book being published.. Colin the cock's guide to swinging..

If only Colin could have his own profile.. he'd have more meet veri's than a lot of single men on here

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I can see a book being published.. Colin the cock's guide to swinging..

If only Colin could have his own profile.. he'd have more meet veri's than a lot of single men on here"

Prob know what to do as well...

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I can see a book being published.. Colin the cock's guide to swinging..

If only Colin could have his own profile.. he'd have more meet veri's than a lot of single men on here"

trouble is he has no fingers lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can see a book being published.. Colin the cock's guide to swinging..

If only Colin could have his own profile.. he'd have more meet veri's than a lot of single men on here

trouble is he has no fingers lol"

If he doesnt have fingers.. what was it that was inside me

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I can see a book being published.. Colin the cock's guide to swinging..

If only Colin could have his own profile.. he'd have more meet veri's than a lot of single men on here

trouble is he has no fingers lol

If he doesnt have fingers.. what was it that was inside me

Giblets ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can see a book being published.. Colin the cock's guide to swinging..

If only Colin could have his own profile.. he'd have more meet veri's than a lot of single men on here

trouble is he has no fingers lol

If he doesnt have fingers.. what was it that was inside me

Giblets ?"

There was a bit of *gobble gobble*

a metamorphic turkey/chicken.. surely not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can see a book being published.. Colin the cock's guide to swinging..

If only Colin could have his own profile.. he'd have more meet veri's than a lot of single men on here

trouble is he has no fingers lol

If he doesnt have fingers.. what was it that was inside me

Giblets ?

There was a bit of *gobble gobble*

a metamorphic turkey/chicken.. surely not

Gobble gobble?

Thats what happens when you've two cocks to play with! Lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"I can see a book being published.. Colin the cock's guide to swinging..

If only Colin could have his own profile.. he'd have more meet veri's than a lot of single men on here

trouble is he has no fingers lol"

Pretty sure the don't have cocks either lol

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Colin has just texted me to say he is on the train heading towards Newcastle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Colin has just texted me to say he is on the train heading towards Newcastle"

Ant & Dec want him too?? Corr he's turning into a celeb.

Im waiting for his nude pics to appear in the Sun newspaper lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

There is going to be a help Colin campaign soon... The RSPCA are going to front it.. cruelty to cocks...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

trying to work in a joke about wanking and choking the chicken..... please mail any suggestions you may have......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Colin has just texted me to say he is on the train heading towards Newcastle

Ant & Dec want him too?? Corr he's turning into a celeb.

Im waiting for his nude pics to appear in the Sun newspaper lol"

Im sure ive seen him on tv before?

Got it!!

Last Xmas!!

"Chicken Run" !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"trying to work in a joke about wanking and choking the chicken..... please mail any suggestions you may have......"

Fuck that was supposed to be a picture i was gonna take of Colin.. ah well im sure his journey will continue

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By *innamon!Woman over a year ago

no matter

"I will take him swimming at kestrels he can explore the delights of the dungeon and the hottub..

He's an adventurous chicken and likes all sorts.. bet he'd love it"

thought he was an old cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

woo hoo Colin's in the North East and what a sexy little cock he is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"woo hoo Colin's in the North East and what a sexy little cock he is

LMFAO love it!!

He's no timewaster thats for sure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"woo hoo Colin's in the North East and what a sexy little cock he is

LMFAO love it!!

He's no timewaster thats for sure "
said he'd show up and he did sass what can i say lol

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By *gentprovocateurWoman over a year ago

leeds

oh no colin is a girl! he,s just laid a speckled egg! whose the daddy!

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Hahaha the boy done good Way aye man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"oh no colin is a girl! he,s just laid a speckled egg! whose the daddy!"

Wasn't me!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"oh no colin is a girl! he,s just laid a speckled egg! whose the daddy!

Wasn't me!!!

Colin deffo had protection on today,, got photo evidence of him playing safe

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"oh no colin is a girl! he,s just laid a speckled egg! whose the daddy!

Wasn't me!!!

Colin deffo had protection on today,, got photo evidence of him playing safe "

He had the snip yesterday..

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"oh no colin is a girl! he,s just laid a speckled egg! whose the daddy!

Wasn't me!!!

Colin deffo had protection on today,, got photo evidence of him playing safe

He had the snip yesterday..

I do hope your only referring to his Red crest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He could play a staring role in our next meet

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By *Ryan- OP Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"He could play a staring role in our next meet

He would look good on that black duvet

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I'm hoping Colin may make an appearance at the log cabin party I'm at over the weekend, if I can persuade him to let me take his picture, then watch this space next week (although I should close this thread I think....)

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