Yeah but it’s not the same when I have to keep getting up to make my own coffee. Ideally I’d be in a villa somewhere hot with the doors open and a gentle breeze blowing the white linen curtains in. Some handsome man who spoke no English would be making coffee and ravishing me.
Instead I’m in hampshire listening to the neighbours outside moan that there’s dog shit in the bin shed  |
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"Yeah but it’s not the same when I have to keep getting up to make my own coffee. Ideally I’d be in a villa somewhere hot with the doors open and a gentle breeze blowing the white linen curtains in. Some handsome man who spoke no English would be making coffee and ravishing me.
Instead I’m in hampshire listening to the neighbours outside moan that there’s dog shit in the bin shed "
Are bin-sheds a Hampshire thing? Plush! |
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