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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Don’t you just hate it when the potato masher is blocking the cutlery draw from opening ?

I’ll just stir my brew with my finger shall I, stupid masher ?!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

We had a knife on the rails the other day. Took almost 3 hours to open the cunting drawer.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don’t you just hate it when the potato masher is blocking the cutlery draw from opening ?

I’ll just stir my brew with my finger shall I, stupid masher ?!"

put it in the drawer haddle first

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Sadly, this excites me. I always feel triumphant when I get the fucker out.

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By *inkylipsWoman over a year ago

Debauchery

this is infuriating, it’s usually tongs in my draw that open up so I can’t get in. This is one of those rare occasions that forcing entry is acceptable

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"We had a knife on the rails the other day. Took almost 3 hours to open the cunting drawer. "

Spot the word that reveals kitty's anger at this event.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We had a knife on the rails the other day. Took almost 3 hours to open the cunting drawer. "

Good use of the word ‘cunting’

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Don’t you just hate it when the potato masher is blocking the cutlery draw from opening ?

I’ll just stir my brew with my finger shall I, stupid masher ?!

put it in the drawer haddle first

Don't get it ?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

I'm amazed I haven't broken any drawers out of frustration when this happens, especially if I'm having an already bad day

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes stupid awkward angled drawer hog

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Use a biro.

(To stir your tea, not mash your spuds

)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don’t you just hate it when the potato masher is blocking the cutlery draw from opening ?

I’ll just stir my brew with my finger shall I, stupid masher ?!

put it in the drawer haddle first

I never think ahead, I was too busy putting my cutlery away care free listening to the ‘Cha Cha slide’.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes stupid awkward angled drawer hog

Mashers should come with an Asbo

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Seems to me City Jeans that what you need is a 'thing' that hangs from the ceiling like what I have .......

I hang mine up.

I want one of those wall thingies but they've hung for years from my ceiling.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is the exact reason why mine lives in a utensil pot by the cooker!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

Who has mashers any more? It's all about the ricer now a days!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"This is the exact reason why mine lives in a utensil pot by the cooker! "

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

"We had a knife on the rails the other day. Took almost 3 hours to open the cunting drawer.

Good use of the word ‘cunting’

It was called for.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is the exact reason why mine lives in a utensil pot by the cooker! "

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm amazed I haven't broken any drawers out of frustration when this happens, especially if I'm having an already bad day

LvM"

We currently have a drawer that's missing its front

. It wasn't me. You blokes don't know your own strength sometimes

. He promised to fix it, it's been about 6 months

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm amazed I haven't broken any drawers out of frustration when this happens, especially if I'm having an already bad day

LvM"

I tried very hard not to lose my shit, talking myself down ‘ok you got this, it’s only a potato masher, it means you no harm, this is not a slight on you as a person!’

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By *imply_SensualMan over a year ago

warrington

Am I the only one who doesnt put large kitchen utensils in a drawer? They are in a cylindrical container, stood upright on the worktop for easy reach

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Yes stupid awkward angled drawer hog

Mashers should come with an Asbo"

Don't get me started on tin openers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don’t you just hate it when the potato masher is blocking the cutlery draw from opening ?

I’ll just stir my brew with my finger shall I, stupid masher ?!

put it in the drawer haddle first

Don't get it ? "

Handle first then the masher part is against the drawer front. The bugger doesn't move around then.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Am I the only one who doesnt put large kitchen utensils in a drawer? They are in a cylindrical container, stood upright on the worktop for easy reach

No. See above and above and above that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who has mashers any more? It's all about the ricer now a days!

I’m in Devon, we’ve only just discovered potatoes

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Don’t you just hate it when the potato masher is blocking the cutlery draw from opening ?

I’ll just stir my brew with my finger shall I, stupid masher ?!

put it in the drawer haddle first

Don't get it ?

Handle first then the masher part is against the drawer front. The bugger doesn't move around then.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh.

Easier to hang it up.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

"I'm amazed I haven't broken any drawers out of frustration when this happens, especially if I'm having an already bad day

LvM

We currently have a drawer that's missing its front

. It wasn't me. You blokes don't know your own strength sometimes

. He promised to fix it, it's been about 6 months

. "

It's when we look at the handle left in our hand after the red mist has vanished and the "ah fuck, I'm an idiot" moment

LvM

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

You need a deeper draw! Or less crap in said draw!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This is the exact reason why mine lives in a utensil pot by the cooker! "

This sounds like a big commitment, I’m not sure I’m ready to take the plunge.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

"I'm amazed I haven't broken any drawers out of frustration when this happens, especially if I'm having an already bad day

LvM

I tried very hard not to lose my shit, talking myself down ‘ok you got this, it’s only a potato masher, it means you no harm, this is not a slight on you as a person!’"

We've all been there

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You need a deeper draw! Or less crap in said draw!

There was a bike crankshaft in there, maybe I should take that out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can stir your brew with a biro.

Hope this helps

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm amazed I haven't broken any drawers out of frustration when this happens, especially if I'm having an already bad day

LvM

We currently have a drawer that's missing its front

. It wasn't me. You blokes don't know your own strength sometimes

. He promised to fix it, it's been about 6 months

It's when we look at the handle left in our hand after the red mist has vanished and the "ah fuck, I'm an idiot" moment

LvM"

He had to go for a walk

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By *inkylipsWoman over a year ago

Debauchery

"Am I the only one who doesnt put large kitchen utensils in a drawer? They are in a cylindrical container, stood upright on the worktop for easy reach

I have my masher and other large utensils in there but the tongues are in the draw

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't possess one.

Upgrade to a ricer

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Seems to me City Jeans that what you need is a 'thing' that hangs from the ceiling like what I have .......

I hang mine up.

I want one of those wall thingies but they've hung for years from my ceiling. "

I live in in a cottage with low ceilings and I’m quite tall, but I do like the idea of that. I shall have a look on the interweb.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don’t you just hate it when the potato masher is blocking the cutlery draw from opening ?

I’ll just stir my brew with my finger shall I, stupid masher ?!

put it in the drawer haddle first

Don't get it ?

Handle first then the masher part is against the drawer front. The bugger doesn't move around then.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh.

Easier to hang it up.

Yes it would be but some of us have tiny kitchens

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I don't possess one.

Upgrade to a ricer

Everyone needs one. They are so good for opening jammed drawers with.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm amazed I haven't broken any drawers out of frustration when this happens, especially if I'm having an already bad day

LvM

We currently have a drawer that's missing its front

. It wasn't me. You blokes don't know your own strength sometimes

. He promised to fix it, it's been about 6 months

It's when we look at the handle left in our hand after the red mist has vanished and the "ah fuck, I'm an idiot" moment

LvM

He had to go for a walk

. "

Lost his shit!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Don’t you just hate it when the potato masher is blocking the cutlery draw from opening ?

I’ll just stir my brew with my finger shall I, stupid masher ?!

put it in the drawer haddle first

Don't get it ?

Handle first then the masher part is against the drawer front. The bugger doesn't move around then.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh.

Easier to hang it up.

Yes it would be but some of us have tiny kitchens

Oh sos....

Takes me three minutes to walk to walk to the kitchen kettle and having to say morning to each of the servants tires me out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am I the only one who doesnt put large kitchen utensils in a drawer? They are in a cylindrical container, stood upright on the worktop for easy reach

I have my masher and other large utensils in there but the tongues are in the draw"

Where do you keep the eyeballs?

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Seems to me City Jeans that what you need is a 'thing' that hangs from the ceiling like what I have .......

I hang mine up.

I want one of those wall thingies but they've hung for years from my ceiling.

I live in in a cottage with low ceilings and I’m quite tall, but I do like the idea of that. I shall have a look on the interweb."

Please don't accidentally mash your head.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Seems to me City Jeans that what you need is a 'thing' that hangs from the ceiling like what I have .......

I hang mine up.

I want one of those wall thingies but they've hung for years from my ceiling.

I live in in a cottage with low ceilings and I’m quite tall, but I do like the idea of that. I shall have a look on the interweb.

Please don't accidentally mash your head. "

They’ll still be lumps, mashers only do half a job.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Seems to me City Jeans that what you need is a 'thing' that hangs from the ceiling like what I have .......

I hang mine up.

I want one of those wall thingies but they've hung for years from my ceiling.

I live in in a cottage with low ceilings and I’m quite tall, but I do like the idea of that. I shall have a look on the interweb."

Don't buy one!

Mine is the base of a large do dah. like a round oven rack. Not sure if it's from an old wok when they were all the rage.

Hook ( always a hook in the shed )

Chain ( like hanging basket chain - good quality. Always knocking about in the shed )

S hooks ( I did have to buy )

Voila !

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I use my hand held jujjer if I want extra smooth mash.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I use my hand held jujjer if I want extra smooth mash. "

Doesn’t that make it gooey, brings out the starch or some shit ?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

this is infuriating, it’s usually tongs in my draw that open up so I can’t get in. This is one of those rare occasions that forcing entry is acceptable "
I'd love to put my tongs in your drawers

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By *inkylipsWoman over a year ago

Debauchery

"Am I the only one who doesnt put large kitchen utensils in a drawer? They are in a cylindrical container, stood upright on the worktop for easy reach

I have my masher and other large utensils in there but the tongues are in the draw

Where do you keep the eyeballs?

Haha I meant tongs. Are you referring to my chesticle ones?

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Don’t you just hate it when the potato masher is blocking the cutlery draw from opening ?

I’ll just stir my brew with my finger shall I, stupid masher ?!"

is very annoying that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Seems to me City Jeans that what you need is a 'thing' that hangs from the ceiling like what I have .......

A dead monkey?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Seems to me City Jeans that what you need is a 'thing' that hangs from the ceiling like what I have .......

A dead monkey?

He's not dead ...................... yet

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I use my hand held jujjer if I want extra smooth mash.

Doesn’t that make it gooey, brings out the starch or some shit ?!"

Oh yeah ...... well I did say extra smooth.

Spud soup

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Seems to me City Jeans that what you need is a 'thing' that hangs from the ceiling like what I have .......

A dead monkey?

He's not dead ...................... yet"

Do you let him/her down for breaks?

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Did you rattle the drawer to try to dislodge it? The masher will move and the knife will get stuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Seems to me City Jeans that what you need is a 'thing' that hangs from the ceiling like what I have .......

A dead monkey?

He's not dead ...................... yet

Do you let him/her down for breaks? "

Not so much breaks as portions.

You don't eat a good monkey all at once

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Did you rattle the drawer to try to dislodge it? The masher will move and the knife will get stuck

No, I just moved house Babs, I thought it would be easier, I just didn’t tell the new homeowners about the drawer!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Seems to me City Jeans that what you need is a 'thing' that hangs from the ceiling like what I have .......

A dead monkey?

He's not dead ...................... yet

Do you let him/her down for breaks?

Not so much breaks as portions.

You don't eat a good monkey all at once"

Mmmm. Monkey munching

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm just wondering why you keep the masher in the same draw as your teaspoons??

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By *hatalovelypairCouple over a year ago

South Wales

"This is the exact reason why mine lives in a utensil pot by the cooker! "

This.

Too many times the utensils caused fury in this house.

Jokes on you now drawer!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is the exact reason why mine lives in a utensil pot by the cooker!

This.

Too many times the utensils caused fury in this house.

Jokes on you now drawer!!"

Not every household has multiple kitchen draws to spread your utensils and cutlery between.

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Did you rattle the drawer to try to dislodge it? The masher will move and the knife will get stuck

No, I just moved house Babs, I thought it would be easier, I just didn’t tell the new homeowners about the drawer!

It’s less stressful moving house

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm just wondering why you keep the masher in the same draw as your teaspoons??

Why, are they likely to breed and form a new kitchen utensil ?

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By *orace pinkerMan over a year ago

North west

"Seems to me City Jeans that what you need is a 'thing' that hangs from the ceiling like what I have .......

I hang mine up.

I want one of those wall thingies but they've hung for years from my ceiling. "

Next yo the dolly tub?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is the exact reason why mine lives in a utensil pot by the cooker! "

Same!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm just wondering why you keep the masher in the same draw as your teaspoons??

Why, are they likely to breed and form a new kitchen utensil ? "

It’s happened before. Sporks being just one such an example.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Use a biro.

(To stir your tea, not mash your spuds

Blue mash and an amazing workout.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm just wondering why you keep the masher in the same draw as your teaspoons??

Why, are they likely to breed and form a new kitchen utensil ? "

A tea masher

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm just wondering why you keep the masher in the same draw as your teaspoons??

Why, are they likely to breed and form a new kitchen utensil ?

It’s happened before. Sporks being just one such an example.

Don't forget the splades

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We had a knife on the rails the other day. Took almost 3 hours to open the cunting drawer. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm just wondering why you keep the masher in the same draw as your teaspoons??

Why, are they likely to breed and form a new kitchen utensil ? "

Haha I tend to have a separate utensil and cutlery draw is all!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm just wondering why you keep the masher in the same draw as your teaspoons??

Why, are they likely to breed and form a new kitchen utensil ?

It’s happened before. Sporks being just one such an example.

Don't forget the splades"

Omg. They do knorks too! Who ever thought knorks could be a cutlery item too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The dangers of overloading a drawers its like jenga but in real life scenarios

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By *ogueAngelMan over a year ago

Near Bath / Bristol

"I'm just wondering why you keep the masher in the same draw as your teaspoons??

Why, are they likely to breed and form a new kitchen utensil ?

It’s happened before. Sporks being just one such an example.

Don't forget the splades

Omg. They do knorks too! Who ever thought knorks could be a cutlery item too! "

I thought knorks were something completely different. Am I reading the right thread?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don’t you just hate it when the potato masher is blocking the cutlery draw from opening ?

I’ll just stir my brew with my finger shall I, stupid masher ?!"

Who puts a potato masher in a drawer? Isn't that like putting baby in the corner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This right here is one of those moments where my mood can be in the highest bracket of happiness until that draw gets stuck and just like that no more happy paul

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By *ogueAngelMan over a year ago

Near Bath / Bristol

"Don’t you just hate it when the potato masher is blocking the cutlery draw from opening ?

I’ll just stir my brew with my finger shall I, stupid masher ?!"

You should stir with your finger anyway, it's character building stuff.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"This right here is one of those moments where my mood can be in the highest bracket of happiness until that draw gets stuck and just like that no more happy paul "

You won't like him when he's 'not happy Paul' ......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ill get the Butler to ask the scullery maid if this is reducing kitchen efficiency

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Ill get the Butler to ask the scullery maid if this is reducing kitchen efficiency"

Surely one would request the estate manager to inform the butler who would direct the under butler to make it known to the house-keeper that the kitchen was not being operated at maximum efficiency while the scullery maid scrubbed the grate.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like to poke about the staff from time to time. First sift for the new stable girls this afternoon

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Don’t you just hate it when the potato masher is blocking the cutlery draw from opening ?

I’ll just stir my brew with my finger shall I, stupid masher ?!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm just wondering why you keep the masher in the same draw as your teaspoons??

Why, are they likely to breed and form a new kitchen utensil ?

It’s happened before. Sporks being just one such an example.

Don't forget the splades

Omg. They do knorks too! Who ever thought knorks could be a cutlery item too!

I thought knorks were something completely different. Am I reading the right thread?"

So did I until I googled

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