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Those people that say they’ve been abducted by aliens ..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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.. nutters or is there more to it? 
What do you think?
Fantasists? Dreamers? Attention seekers? Or genuine people taken off by little green men (or little green women, or little green non-binaries)?
Maybe it’s sleep paralysis? Who knows? Well YOU do, obviously, the great people of Fab.
First person to mention anal probes gets a bonus ten points ..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"***Anal probes***
Can you place the order for my 10 pints to the Orignal Oak please"
10 Green Shield stamps are yours, Sir. Just send a stamped, addressed envelope and a cheque for £5 to cover fees |
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By *igmaMan
over a year ago
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"***Anal probes***
Can you place the order for my 10 pints to the Orignal Oak please
10 Green Shield stamps are yours, Sir. Just send a stamped, addressed envelope and a cheque for £5 to cover fees "
False advertisement! |
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"***Anal probes***
Can you place the order for my 10 pints to the Orignal Oak please
10 Green Shield stamps are yours, Sir. Just send a stamped, addressed envelope and a cheque for £5 to cover fees "
Ahh I misses 'anal' out  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"***Anal probes***
Can you place the order for my 10 pints to the Orignal Oak please
10 Green Shield stamps are yours, Sir. Just send a stamped, addressed envelope and a cheque for £5 to cover fees
False advertisement! "
Well you wanted pints, I’ve only got points I’m afraid! What is the aliens fascination with anal probing I wonder? What’s up there that they’re so interested in??  |
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"***Anal probes***
Can you place the order for my 10 pints to the Orignal Oak please
10 Green Shield stamps are yours, Sir. Just send a stamped, addressed envelope and a cheque for £5 to cover fees
False advertisement!
Well you wanted pints, I’ve only got points I’m afraid! What is the aliens fascination with anal probing I wonder? What’s up there that they’re so interested in?? "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There’s a man I’d like to be abducted by aliens 
Although I get the feeling he’d be returned for being so bloody annoying "
I’d like to be abducted I think, all these redneck hillbillies that get abducted seem to end up having sex with hot alien women by all accounts, I think to make alien / human hybrid kiddies.
I’m not so sure about wanting to sire some alien hybrids, but having some quality alien tottie putting out? I’m up for some of that!  |
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By *igmaMan
over a year ago
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"***Anal probes***
Can you place the order for my 10 pints to the Orignal Oak please
10 Green Shield stamps are yours, Sir. Just send a stamped, addressed envelope and a cheque for £5 to cover fees
False advertisement!
Well you wanted pints, I’ve only got points I’m afraid! What is the aliens fascination with anal probing I wonder? What’s up there that they’re so interested in?? "
Probably something to do with entering the event horizon of a black (brown) hole???
Curving space time and all that bollocks
You definitely said PINTS btw!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe Earth's the Martian equivalent of Club 18-30 and the Martians are coming here for shits and giggles? "
ha maybe, mind you if I was an alien I’d rack up in somewhere like the Seychelles and enjoy the beautiful beaches. They always seem to turn up in some hillbilly outpost in the middle of Nevada, what’s wrong with them? |
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Green Shield Stamps! Somebody is going back a bit, I can only just remember them when I was a kid. On the subject of aliens though, perhaps they are already amongst us, and have profiles running on straight dating sites! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I go with Joan Rivers on this one, who wondered why it was no UFOs have ever been spotted at the likes of Oxbridge or Harvard. In the excellent film Mysterious Skin (2004), it's strongly suggested that a lot of people who feel they've experienced some kind of alien close encounter are actually victims of sexual abuse whose minds are trying to bury what's happened to them. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I go with Joan Rivers on this one, who wondered why it was no UFOs have ever been spotted at the likes of Oxbridge or Harvard. In the excellent film Mysterious Skin (2004), it's strongly suggested that a lot of people who feel they've experienced some kind of alien close encounter are actually victims of sexual abuse whose minds are trying to bury what's happened to them."
Ooh that’s dark but while I’m no psychologist it could be plausible. |
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