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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That I need to have more confidence approaching men on here, not waiting to be messaged first
#bebrave!
Agree.
#waiting x"
If she’s doing it alphabetically you’re going to be waiting a while  |
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"That I'm a virgin and I've been doing it wrong all along 
Dare I ask what you’ve been doing all this time?  "
I'm not sure but it certainly isn't what it says in the Haynes manual that explains sex  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That I'm a virgin and I've been doing it wrong all along
Dare I ask what you’ve been doing all this time?
I'm not sure but it certainly isn't what it says in the Haynes manual that explains sex "
Ah…. You’ve been having proper sex then   |
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"That I'm a virgin and I've been doing it wrong all along
Dare I ask what you’ve been doing all this time?
I'm not sure but it certainly isn't what it says in the Haynes manual that explains sex
Ah…. You’ve been having proper sex then "
Awesome, I've almost always enjoyed it so I'll carry on as I was  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That I'm a virgin and I've been doing it wrong all along
Dare I ask what you’ve been doing all this time?
I'm not sure but it certainly isn't what it says in the Haynes manual that explains sex
Ah…. You’ve been having proper sex then
Awesome, I've almost always enjoyed it so I'll carry on as I was "
Good sex is something you discover for yourself not out of a manual |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"I’m older than I was a week ago
And yet you look exactly the same as you did then! It's as if you don't age!
Give it time I’m less than a week into 36 il look like you soon  "
You wish you could look this good! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That’s is super bloody hard being a double parent recently 
But surely worth it
That I’m still as horny as ever, in need of naughtiness, and no plans. Hmmph "
This is pretty much my situation every day |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"I’m older than I was a week ago
And yet you look exactly the same as you did then! It's as if you don't age!
Give it time I’m less than a week into 36 il look like you soon
You wish you could look this good! "
You better believe it |
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"That I am allergic to some sort of insect bite. I have a bite the size of Monaco on my chest
Ohh no
And it itches so badly despite antihistamine  "
Get a Zapit ordered and it will help a lot.
It gives a tiny little electric shock to the bite and gives relief for hours.
I swear by it and live right on the canal so it's tried and tested due to mosquitoes |
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"That I am allergic to some sort of insect bite. I have a bite the size of Monaco on my chest
Ohh no
And it itches so badly despite antihistamine
Have you tried a cold compress "
No I'll get some frozen peas in a minute. Thanks |
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"That I am allergic to some sort of insect bite. I have a bite the size of Monaco on my chest
Ohh no
And it itches so badly despite antihistamine
Get a Zapit ordered and it will help a lot.
It gives a tiny little electric shock to the bite and gives relief for hours.
I swear by it and live right on the canal so it's tried and tested due to mosquitoes "
Oo I'll look on Amazon in a minute. We're right by water too, the sea and a stream. Will it electrocute the little blighter that bit me too  ? |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"That I am allergic to some sort of insect bite. I have a bite the size of Monaco on my chest
Ohh no
And it itches so badly despite antihistamine
Have you tried a cold compress
No I'll get some frozen peas in a minute. Thanks"
Hope you feel better soon  |
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Lockdown has taught me that it’s not so bad being single. I actually quite like it.
I never thought I’d be comfortable in my own space.
No mortgage, cat, car, I’m pretty contented.
But I’d be happy if someone rocked my world, too. |
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"That I am allergic to some sort of insect bite. I have a bite the size of Monaco on my chest
Ohh no
And it itches so badly despite antihistamine
Get a Zapit ordered and it will help a lot.
It gives a tiny little electric shock to the bite and gives relief for hours.
I swear by it and live right on the canal so it's tried and tested due to mosquitoes
Oo I'll look on Amazon in a minute. We're right by water too, the sea and a stream. Will it electrocute the little blighter that bit me too ? "
Maybe if you catch it while it's eating you alive yes
You get 3 of them for under a tenner and they last for years |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"That I am allergic to some sort of insect bite. I have a bite the size of Monaco on my chest
Ohh no
And it itches so badly despite antihistamine
Get a Zapit ordered and it will help a lot.
It gives a tiny little electric shock to the bite and gives relief for hours.
I swear by it and live right on the canal so it's tried and tested due to mosquitoes
Oo I'll look on Amazon in a minute. We're right by water too, the sea and a stream. Will it electrocute the little blighter that bit me too ? "
Ohh there’s a great bat thing on Amazon for that too |
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"That I am allergic to some sort of insect bite. I have a bite the size of Monaco on my chest
Ohh no
And it itches so badly despite antihistamine
Have you tried a cold compress
No I'll get some frozen peas in a minute. Thanks
Hope you feel better soon "
thank you. I just got the ice block thingy that you put in the cool box and put it on it. It feels better thank you.  |
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"That I am allergic to some sort of insect bite. I have a bite the size of Monaco on my chest
Ohh no
And it itches so badly despite antihistamine
Get a Zapit ordered and it will help a lot.
It gives a tiny little electric shock to the bite and gives relief for hours.
I swear by it and live right on the canal so it's tried and tested due to mosquitoes
Oo I'll look on Amazon in a minute. We're right by water too, the sea and a stream. Will it electrocute the little blighter that bit me too ?
Maybe if you catch it while it's eating you alive yes
You get 3 of them for under a tenner and they last for years "
Thank you  |
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"That I am allergic to some sort of insect bite. I have a bite the size of Monaco on my chest
Ohh no
And it itches so badly despite antihistamine
Get a Zapit ordered and it will help a lot.
It gives a tiny little electric shock to the bite and gives relief for hours.
I swear by it and live right on the canal so it's tried and tested due to mosquitoes
Oo I'll look on Amazon in a minute. We're right by water too, the sea and a stream. Will it electrocute the little blighter that bit me too ?
Ohh there’s a great bat thing on Amazon for that too "
yeah saw that too. Watch out skeeters |
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That I’m only still learning sex now and what I thought was amazing before was just average compared to what I’m doing now…
Having a partner as sexually compatible as yourself is just the most incredible thing…
K |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"That I am allergic to some sort of insect bite. I have a bite the size of Monaco on my chest
Ohh no
And it itches so badly despite antihistamine
Have you tried a cold compress
No I'll get some frozen peas in a minute. Thanks
Hope you feel better soon
thank you. I just got the ice block thingy that you put in the cool box and put it on it. It feels better thank you. "
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"That I need to have more confidence approaching men on here, not waiting to be messaged first
#bebrave!
Agree.
#waiting x
If she’s doing it alphabetically you’re going to be waiting a while "
Haha, I've had the pleasure of a taste of Will before |
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"That I'm no longer soft when it comes to my ex, she can go shove a cactus up her ass
That's a Christmas tree
I thought it might inspire you "
I don't have one and I think a cactus would hurt more |
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