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Quite a lot of things. I really am very cynical.
Top of my list currently are
People not being able to see through certain behaviours.
My mother's attention seeking.
My cat asking me for food, waiting until I stand up and walk to the kitchen then jumping in my warm seat.
The slugs eating all my courgettes, sunflowers and lettuce.
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over a year ago
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"Quite a lot of things. I really am very cynical.
Top of my list currently are
People not being able to see through certain behaviours.
My mother's attention seeking.
My cat asking me for food, waiting until I stand up and walk to the kitchen then jumping in my warm seat.
The slugs eating all my courgettes, sunflowers and lettuce.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Quite a lot of things. I really am very cynical.
Top of my list currently are
People not being able to see through certain behaviours.
My mother's attention seeking.
My cat asking me for food, waiting until I stand up and walk to the kitchen then jumping in my warm seat.
The slugs eating all my courgettes, sunflowers and lettuce.
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your cat can talk? |
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"Quite a lot of things. I really am very cynical.
Top of my list currently are
People not being able to see through certain behaviours.
My mother's attention seeking.
My cat asking me for food, waiting until I stand up and walk to the kitchen then jumping in my warm seat.
The slugs eating all my courgettes, sunflowers and lettuce.
your cat can talk?"
Yes, can't all of them? |
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"Quite a lot of things. I really am very cynical.
Top of my list currently are
People not being able to see through certain behaviours.
My mother's attention seeking.
My cat asking me for food, waiting until I stand up and walk to the kitchen then jumping in my warm seat.
The slugs eating all my courgettes, sunflowers and lettuce.
"
Honestly between the cat nicking my seat, the slugs laying in wait for me to turn my back and my mum insisting on certain impossible things I'm at a lossm I've opted for sitting on the sofa eating chocolate biscuits.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Quite a lot of things. I really am very cynical.
Top of my list currently are
People not being able to see through certain behaviours.
My mother's attention seeking.
My cat asking me for food, waiting until I stand up and walk to the kitchen then jumping in my warm seat.
The slugs eating all my courgettes, sunflowers and lettuce.
Honestly between the cat nicking my seat, the slugs laying in wait for me to turn my back and my mum insisting on certain impossible things I'm at a lossm I've opted for sitting on the sofa eating chocolate biscuits. "
Same!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It would be quicker to say what does surprise me. I'm a bitter twisted cynical old boot.
….but your handful of tits are beguiling!!!  "
I'm contemplating getting my flange out... |
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"It would be quicker to say what does surprise me. I'm a bitter twisted cynical old boot.
….but your handful of tits are beguiling!!!
I'm contemplating getting my flange out..."
That could be a two-handed job. |
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"Quite a lot of things. I really am very cynical.
Top of my list currently are
People not being able to see through certain behaviours.
My mother's attention seeking.
My cat asking me for food, waiting until I stand up and walk to the kitchen then jumping in my warm seat.
The slugs eating all my courgettes, sunflowers and lettuce.
Honestly between the cat nicking my seat, the slugs laying in wait for me to turn my back and my mum insisting on certain impossible things I'm at a lossm I've opted for sitting on the sofa eating chocolate biscuits.
Same! "
If they're milk chocolate digestive not plain I really will be surprised and not a little disappointed |
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"It would be quicker to say what does surprise me. I'm a bitter twisted cynical old boot.
….but your handful of tits are beguiling!!!
I'm contemplating getting my flange out..."
I'll be right round  |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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From slugs eating courgettes, biscuits not meeting requirements, flanges being got out requiring two hands... seriously people...
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WHATEVER ... ever next!!!
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"How many arseholes there are in this world.
There are at least one for every person
Worried about the "at least" here... what have you heard? "
Its the new breakthrough in diets - 2 arseholes are better than 1.  |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"How many arseholes there are in this world.
There are at least one for every person
Worried about the "at least" here... what have you heard?
Its the new breakthrough in diets - 2 arseholes are better than 1. "
What about the ones that talk our of theirs? Do they count? |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"How many arseholes there are in this world.
There are at least one for every person
Worried about the "at least" here... what have you heard?
Its the new breakthrough in diets - 2 arseholes are better than 1.
What about the ones that talk our of theirs? Do they count? "
They must sound like they're in stereo. |
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"How many arseholes there are in this world.
There are at least one for every person
Worried about the "at least" here... what have you heard?
Its the new breakthrough in diets - 2 arseholes are better than 1. "
That's Dermot and Ruth's motto |
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"How many arseholes there are in this world.
There are at least one for every person
Worried about the "at least" here... what have you heard? "
Paddy died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly. So the morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Seamus and Sean, were sent for. Seamus went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet.
Seamus said "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over".
So the mortician rolled him over. Seamus looked and said "Nope, it ain't Paddy."
The mortician thought that was rather strange and then he brought Sean in to identify the body.
Sean took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over and Sean looked down and said, "No, it ain't Paddy."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Sean said, "Well, Paddy had two arseholes."
"What? He had two arseholes?" asked the mortician.
"Yup, everyone knew he had two arseholes. Every time we went into town, folks would say, 'Here comes Paddy with them two arseholes....'" |
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"How many arseholes there are in this world.
There are at least one for every person
Worried about the "at least" here... what have you heard?
Paddy died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly. So the morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Seamus and Sean, were sent for. Seamus went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet.
Seamus said "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over".
So the mortician rolled him over. Seamus looked and said "Nope, it ain't Paddy."
The mortician thought that was rather strange and then he brought Sean in to identify the body.
Sean took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over and Sean looked down and said, "No, it ain't Paddy."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Sean said, "Well, Paddy had two arseholes."
"What? He had two arseholes?" asked the mortician.
"Yup, everyone knew he had two arseholes. Every time we went into town, folks would say, 'Here comes Paddy with them two arseholes....'""
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"How many arseholes there are in this world.
There are at least one for every person
Worried about the "at least" here... what have you heard?
Paddy died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly. So the morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Seamus and Sean, were sent for. Seamus went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet.
Seamus said "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over".
So the mortician rolled him over. Seamus looked and said "Nope, it ain't Paddy."
The mortician thought that was rather strange and then he brought Sean in to identify the body.
Sean took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over and Sean looked down and said, "No, it ain't Paddy."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Sean said, "Well, Paddy had two arseholes."
"What? He had two arseholes?" asked the mortician.
"Yup, everyone knew he had two arseholes. Every time we went into town, folks would say, 'Here comes Paddy with them two arseholes....'""
I rest my case - and I am no longer worried. Thank you |
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"There was actually, actually really a real live case of a Portuguese women who had two anal canals.
I'm sure there's more than one case - the body truly is a very special and strange thing.  "
I can read your mind. Just stop it. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"There was actually, actually really a real live case of a Portuguese women who had two anal canals.
I'm sure there's more than one case - the body truly is a very special and strange thing.
I can read your mind. Just stop it."
Am i making you blush? |
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