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How many sheets do you use…..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I find a double fitted works well, you can manoeuvre the elastic corner deep inside the crack for maximum wipage.
How deep though?
Small intestine deep "
Surely that’s classed as anal then?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I use a stick like the Romans did
Is that where saying stick up your arse came from  "
Ooh maybe, I’ll check on horrible histories, that’s where all my historical facts come from  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So many factors… beer intake and type, red meat, veggies, roughage, curry… far to complex a subject to give an accurate response..!!"
An average number then? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you stand or sit to wipe?
Stand for a deep clean 
One foot perched on the seat?
How can you stand for a deep clean? Would it not squish any remnants between yer cheeks? "
Yes. AKA clinckers |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Serious question but who here has wiped their bum and accidently poked a finger through the paper and touched the butthole?
Because I sure haven't!!"
I’ve done it but it wasn’t by accident  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Serious question but who here has wiped their bum and accidently poked a finger through the paper and touched the butthole?
Because I sure haven't!!"
That's a curious amount of detailed knowledge you possess though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Serious question but who here has wiped their bum and accidently poked a finger through the paper and touched the butthole?
Because I sure haven't!!
I’ve done it but it wasn’t by accident "
A finger in the bum makes MrMystique cum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Serious question but who here has wiped their bum and accidently poked a finger through the paper and touched the butthole?
Because I sure haven't!!
That's a curious amount of detailed knowledge you possess though "
I don't have chocolate fingers!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Serious question but who here has wiped their bum and accidently poked a finger through the paper and touched the butthole?
Because I sure haven't!!
I’ve done it but it wasn’t by accident
A finger in the bum makes MrMystique cum"
A beautiful poem  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ill get one of my household staff to answer. I have noticed that sometimes I do seem to able to feel their fingertips a bit more so Im interested to know  |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
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Seriously, if I have run out of loo rolls (on the odd occaision - it happens...) I'll use 3 or 4 sheets kitchen towel - max....
If it's good enough for Juan sheet (gedit?), it's good for me.
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When we had the toilet roll shortage, I would pick up extra copies of the Lidl news mag just in case the country ran out of supplies. Desperate situations call for desperate measures, only used sheets would have gone out with the recycling rather than risk blocking the drains. |
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"When we had the toilet roll shortage, I would pick up extra copies of the Lidl news mag just in case the country ran out of supplies. Desperate situations call for desperate measures, only used sheets would have gone out with the recycling rather than risk blocking the drains. "
You can't recycle that- my pizza box will never look the same  |
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