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By *uietly_Kinky OP Man over a year ago

High Wycombe

You'd rather have a nap than a wank

Wheb did you know you'd hit middle age?

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By *ould youMan over a year ago

Filey

When i cant stand up without making a noise!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When all your pop culture references don't go beyond 1995

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your grandchildren are about to start secondary school. No wait, that's old age !

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By *valanche1001Man over a year ago

Leeds

When suddenly lights on in empty rooms drive you nuts!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you say ‘should we move on to the next pub, it’s a bit loud in here’

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By *parkybunnyCouple over a year ago

Zurich. NOT London.

When you do the cleaning to the same music you used to drink and dance too...

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By *yronMan over a year ago

grangemouth

You wish that the screaming teenagers in the horror movie are annoying and wish that they'd shut up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No idea, ill let you know when I get there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

when you get out of bed and wonder who exactly managed to beat you with a cricket bat during the night without waking you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You'd rather have a nap than a wank

Wheb did you know you'd hit middle age?"

Purely from an age point of view, I know I now have more years behind me than in front!

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple over a year ago

Cardiff

When you walk into a room but suddenly have no idea why

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When i cant stand up without making a noise! "

Fuck!

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

I think middle age is a state of mind and I'm not ready for elasticated waist trousers and saying "in my day"

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

When after having sex you're quite proud and think "still got it"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nobody's ears prick up when you say 'round the outside, round the outside'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Turn that bloody racket down!"

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By *annia440Man over a year ago

greater London

When you buy a 2 seater sports car

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

Your sword feels much heavier and your squire is fitter than you.

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By *inger_SnapWoman over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

When you realise the 70's are more than 30 years ago.

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By *ofdiamondsMan over a year ago

Coningsby

When 10pm is you new midnight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When your similar aged mates stop going out because they CBA.

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By *kaythen07Man over a year ago

Chelmsford

You watch all your favourite shows on catch up because there's no way your staying up till 10 on a school night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When it all goes down hill

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By *imbo2007Man over a year ago

Peterborough

Sit in the chair and within 5 minutes you have fallen asleep

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By *ymro92Man over a year ago

ontypridd

When you spend too much time cleaning the car and not pampering her instead

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By *ooBulMan over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

When ya balls are nearly touching the kerb side! Or they have got longer than they used to be....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When your looking on eBay at shoe horns

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When new household appliances or tools are really exciting

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

"When your looking on eBay at shoe horns "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you actually sleep all night without getting up for a wee and feel happy for having a good night's sleep.

NBVN x

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

You need a glass of water after you spy shapely legs in a short skirt .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you wake up at normal weekday time on a weekend.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Having read the thread I’m not there yet, ask again in 10 years

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Having read the thread I’m not there yet, ask again in 10 years

You'll be forever young!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You love the same music your folks forced you to listen to growing up!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you buy comfortable shoes instead of style

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you get tired after eating food and fall asleep sitting bolt upright

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By *ooBulMan over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

[Removed by poster at 17/06/21 18:14:12]

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By *ooBulMan over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Op, I'm not sure when I'll reach middle age as the clock is stuck on 24.

Haven't found a way - to turn back the miles on the clock with a Bosch drill yet! But I'm working on it......!

Hopefully it won't be a type of Faustian deal?

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By *arkus1812Man over a year ago

Finedon ,

"When your looking on eBay at shoe horns "

No you want the extra long ones from Ikea

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By *uvhandle20Man over a year ago

SE London

Music is too loud, and anyway it is not music as it used to be

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can't abide Radio 1 anymore.

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By *uietly_Kinky OP Man over a year ago

High Wycombe

"You can't abide Radio 1 anymore. "

On that basis, I've been middle-aged since I was old enough to work a tuning dial.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can't abide Radio 1 anymore.

On that basis, I've been middle-aged since I was old enough to work a tuning dial."

I think I made "the change" in 1998....

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"You can't abide Radio 1 anymore.

On that basis, I've been middle-aged since I was old enough to work a tuning dial."

and your music collection starts appearing on Radio 2.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can't abide Radio 1 anymore.

On that basis, I've been middle-aged since I was old enough to work a tuning dial.

and your music collection starts appearing on Radio 2."

I'm feeling it brother.

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By *exyfuncouple-40Couple over a year ago

Bloxham

When you have a tea or coffee instead of a alcoholic drink

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