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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

It’s Thursday again and time to get those irritations and grievances off your chest.

I’ll be your curmudgeonly arbitrator/gatekeeper of rants.

Away you go folks…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Push button toilets are harder to use than those with handles. They are a pointless redesign of something which worked perfectly well.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People take take take and don't refill it back.

The water tank.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Push button toilets are harder to use than those with handles. They are a pointless redesign of something which worked perfectly well."

Water saving devices, do you need a full flush for a small wee?

Denied

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"People take take take and don't refill it back.

The water tank. "

Aren’t these things magically refilled?

Thoughtless people

Allowed

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By *riar BelisseWoman  over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Why is it you always run out of milk when you really want a cup of tea...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That I have to do one more full days work before I break up for 2 weeks.. It's not on

Also, people who wear face masks under their nose on public transport.. WHY HAVE YOU BOTHERED PUTTING IT ON

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Why is it you always run out of milk when you really want a cup of tea..."

Always?!

A touch of forward planning is a wonderful thing!

Denied

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"That I have to do one more full days work before I break up for 2 weeks.. It's not on

Also, people who wear face masks under their nose on public transport.. WHY HAVE YOU BOTHERED PUTTING IT ON "

Hijacking your rant HWS

I'm at the point of recording me saying... 'Can you just pop your face mask back up over your nose' for patients, I'm up close and personal at points with you, I'm not wearing a mask and a face shield for the fun of it fgs

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"That I have to do one more full days work before I break up for 2 weeks.. It's not on

Also, people who wear face masks under their nose on public transport.. WHY HAVE YOU BOTHERED PUTTING IT ON "

That first one was a clear brag, that’s denied

The second one?

Absolutely allowed.

Wear it properly or don’t wear it at all! “What do you think comes out of your nose Derek??!”

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"That I have to do one more full days work before I break up for 2 weeks.. It's not on

Also, people who wear face masks under their nose on public transport.. WHY HAVE YOU BOTHERED PUTTING IT ON

Hijacking your rant HWS

I'm at the point of recording me saying... 'Can you just pop your face mask back up over your nose' for patients, I'm up close and personal at points with you, I'm not wearing a mask and a face shield for the fun of it fgs "

*nods sagely*

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Oh and my second one... It's raining but it's still bloody hot

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Oh and my second one... It's raining but it's still bloody hot "

First it’s too rainy, then it’s too hot, now it’s raining again but it’s still not right!

What do you lot want???!

Denied

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh and my second one... It's raining but it's still bloody hot

First it’s too rainy, then it’s too hot, now it’s raining again but it’s still not right!

What do you lot want???!

Denied "

Snow, we want snow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ve got a rare day off and feel yucky just can’t get my mojo, I’m trying feel should be full of joys but on a positive have booked yoga this morning so hopefully inject nice feelings needed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why do the make tooth paste and tomato puree tubes so the can be squeezed in the middle!!!..

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I’ve got a rare day off and feel yucky just can’t get my mojo, I’m trying feel should be full of joys but on a positive have booked yoga this morning so hopefully inject nice feelings needed "

It sounds like you’re worn out and you need a bit of R&R. Yoga sounds like a good way to get that mojo warmed up though.

Allowed

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Why do the make tooth paste and tomato puree tubes so the can be squeezed in the middle!!!.. "

They’re tubes, you can squeeze them from anywhere…

Are you ranting about the design or people squeezing them wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why do the make tooth paste and tomato puree tubes so the can be squeezed in the middle!!!..

They’re tubes, you can squeeze them from anywhere…

Are you ranting about the design or people squeezing them wrong?

"

Probably more the latter, though if they were designed that you couldn't, or if legislation was passed to make it illegal!!!

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By *unkym34Man  over a year ago

London

Why are ladies not wearing tighter tops in this rainy weather

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The butter was cold and hard and ripped my toast to shreds.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People take take take and don't refill it back.

The water tank.

Aren’t these things magically refilled?

Thoughtless people

Allowed"

Thanks T

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

[Removed by poster at 17/06/21 09:31:07]

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Oh and my second one... It's raining but it's still bloody hot

First it’s too rainy, then it’s too hot, now it’s raining again but it’s still not right!

What do you lot want???!

Denied "

But I've got to stand out in it all day

I'll be buying shares in deodorant manufacturers soon

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss

When I left work on Tuesday the kitchen bin was basically full. Worked from home yesterday while there was an office full of people. I'm in today and the bin is now overflowing.

Why can no one else change a fecking bin bag????!!!!

And breathe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The butter was cold and hard and ripped my toast to shreds. "

Rest in Crumbs toast.

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By *riar BelisseWoman  over a year ago

Delightful Bliss


"Why is it you always run out of milk when you really want a cup of tea...

Always?!

A touch of forward planning is a wonderful thing!

Denied

"

Thats not the case of when I just want one. Its always when I 'Really' want one, the crave feeling

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Why do the make tooth paste and tomato puree tubes so the can be squeezed in the middle!!!..

They’re tubes, you can squeeze them from anywhere…

Are you ranting about the design or people squeezing them wrong?

Probably more the latter, though if they were designed that you couldn't, or if legislation was passed to make it illegal!!!"

Denied

Partially for being unclear in your rant, so you’re not getting enough rant in there.

Partially because it’s just daft

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Why are ladies not wearing tighter tops in this rainy weather "

Personal comfort?

Denied

As a side note, you know that there’s porn on the internet?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My Zara order isn’t here and it’s been longer then the expected delivery date.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"The butter was cold and hard and ripped my toast to shreds. "

Prior planning prevents poor performance.

Leave your butter out of the fridge

Denied

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Oh and my second one... It's raining but it's still bloody hot

First it’s too rainy, then it’s too hot, now it’s raining again but it’s still not right!

What do you lot want???!

Denied

But I've got to stand out in it all day

I'll be buying shares in deodorant manufacturers soon "

Are you ranting at the arbiter?

Don’t make me come over there!

Still denied

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"When I left work on Tuesday the kitchen bin was basically full. Worked from home yesterday while there was an office full of people. I'm in today and the bin is now overflowing.

Why can no one else change a fecking bin bag????!!!!

And breathe "

Because you do it for them!

Allowed

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Why is it you always run out of milk when you really want a cup of tea...

Always?!

A touch of forward planning is a wonderful thing!

Denied

Thats not the case of when I just want one. Its always when I 'Really' want one, the crave feeling "

Best get to the shop then!

Or buy a cow…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Push button toilets are harder to use than those with handles. They are a pointless redesign of something which worked perfectly well.

Water saving devices, do you need a full flush for a small wee?

Denied"

Pull flushes have both options, always have, pull it down and release quickly is water saving, hold down for bigger flushes, the push button toilets have been proven to be less efficient because of there complicated systems, because the parts leak more. Classic case of redesigning something that worked perfectly well, it’s simplicity is it’s beauty.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"My Zara order isn’t here and it’s been longer then the expected delivery date. "

Bloody delivery drivers, being all human and stuff

Allowed

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Push button toilets are harder to use than those with handles. They are a pointless redesign of something which worked perfectly well.

Water saving devices, do you need a full flush for a small wee?

Denied

Pull flushes have both options, always have, pull it down and release quickly is water saving, hold down for bigger flushes, the push button toilets have been proven to be less efficient because of there complicated systems, because the parts leak more. Classic case of redesigning something that worked perfectly well, it’s simplicity is it’s beauty. "

The worst are the no touch flush. Recommended that you hold your hand in front of the sensor for 3 seconds to get a full flush. Often the best it gives out is a 0.5 second sprinkle of water in to the bowl.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Push button toilets are harder to use than those with handles. They are a pointless redesign of something which worked perfectly well.

Water saving devices, do you need a full flush for a small wee?

Denied

Pull flushes have both options, always have, pull it down and release quickly is water saving, hold down for bigger flushes, the push button toilets have been proven to be less efficient because of there complicated systems, because the parts leak more. Classic case of redesigning something that worked perfectly well, it’s simplicity is it’s beauty. "

Progress, eh?

It’s almost like they’ve designed obsolescence into the system to require replacement and more sales for themselves…

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Am I elite? Can I get to be elite?...why am I not elite ...if I am elite can someone tell me I am.... can anyone tell me I'm elite even if I'm not elite?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Gluten-free fanatics who have no medical justification to avoid gluten.

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By *aekaeWoman  over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place


"It’s Thursday again and time to get those irritations and grievances off your chest.

I’ll be your curmudgeonly arbitrator/gatekeeper of rants.

Away you go folks…"

My engine badly needs a *service and I want to cruise up to Manchester in a couple on months.

My bank balance is low....

*This is not a euphemism

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Am I elite? Can I get to be elite?...why am I not elite ...if I am elite can someone tell me I am.... can anyone tell me I'm elite even if I'm not elite? "

There there, you’re elite, we’re all elite. Now that everyone’s elite, is that better?

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Gluten-free fanatics who have no medical justification to avoid gluten."

Isn’t it better for a person to avoid gluten?

Denied.

Unless there’s none left for those that need it, in which case they’re ignorant sods

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rant: Fab police have taken down my last photo (survived all of 9hours) because "It looks like a screenshot, or a photo-of-a-photo. We can only accept the original". It's neither a screenshot, nor a photo-of-a-photo, but I will con_ede, reading the rules it might 'just' sit outside them.

So by that rationale, I shall save you the bother OP, and 'Denied' this rant for myself.

...still feels good to let it out though

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"It’s Thursday again and time to get those irritations and grievances off your chest.

I’ll be your curmudgeonly arbitrator/gatekeeper of rants.

Away you go folks…

My engine badly needs a *service and I want to cruise up to Manchester in a couple on months.

My bank balance is low....

*This is not a euphemism "

Isn’t a couple of months adequate time to get serviced?

(I’m finding it very hard not to make jokes here)

Allowed.

Mainly because in reality, I know how hard financial difficulties can be

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Rant: Fab police have taken down my last photo (survived all of 9hours) because "It looks like a screenshot, or a photo-of-a-photo. We can only accept the original". It's neither a screenshot, nor a photo-of-a-photo, but I will con_ede, reading the rules it might 'just' sit outside them.

So by that rationale, I shall save you the bother OP, and 'Denied' this rant for myself.

...still feels good to let it out though "

I’m glad that you sorted that out yourself!

Cool…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Folk who write a sentence and put xx in-between every xx few xx words!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Folk who write a sentence and put xx in-between every xx few xx words!"

Allowed.

Just write!

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By *aekaeWoman  over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place


"It’s Thursday again and time to get those irritations and grievances off your chest.

I’ll be your curmudgeonly arbitrator/gatekeeper of rants.

Away you go folks…

My engine badly needs a *service and I want to cruise up to Manchester in a couple on months.

My bank balance is low....

*This is not a euphemism

Isn’t a couple of months adequate time to get serviced?

(I’m finding it very hard not to make jokes here)

Allowed.

Mainly because in reality, I know how hard financial difficulties can be"

I admire your restraint.

In the words of the Valentine Brothers; "money's too tight to mention"

I haven't worked for months, been looking after a poorly friend.

Thank you for the nod of approval, I do hope needing a service didn't make it hard for you. To approve.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why is the weather grey and crap again? Urghhh

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By *manaWoman  over a year ago

Basingstoke

I've a headache.

I'm tired.

I'm fed up.

Also I'm generally disliking people more as I get older.

Plus I've a headache still.

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple  over a year ago

Cardiff


"Push button toilets are harder to use than those with handles. They are a pointless redesign of something which worked perfectly well."

Try using those with the small buttons with nails like mine

Jo x

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"It’s Thursday again and time to get those irritations and grievances off your chest.

I’ll be your curmudgeonly arbitrator/gatekeeper of rants.

Away you go folks…

My engine badly needs a *service and I want to cruise up to Manchester in a couple on months.

My bank balance is low....

*This is not a euphemism

Isn’t a couple of months adequate time to get serviced?

(I’m finding it very hard not to make jokes here)

Allowed.

Mainly because in reality, I know how hard financial difficulties can be

I admire your restraint.

In the words of the Valentine Brothers; "money's too tight to mention"

I haven't worked for months, been looking after a poorly friend.

Thank you for the nod of approval, I do hope needing a service didn't make it hard for you. To approve. "

*tugs at collar*

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Why is the weather grey and crap again? Urghhh"

Because; weather

Denied

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I've a headache.

I'm tired.

I'm fed up.

Also I'm generally disliking people more as I get older.

Plus I've a headache still."

Allowed.

Not just because I like waking up after going to sleep…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Coldsores. Nothing but bitchy little lip rapists

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Coldsores. Nothing but bitchy little lip rapists"

Isn’t that a type of Herpes?

Allowed.

Also; get them sorted

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Grey clouds... why? You fluffy mood ruiners

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Grey clouds... why? You fluffy mood ruiners "

Send them to Tindergirl, she needs them.

Also, because; weather.

Denied

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

New medication. Feeling very spaced out and weird

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By *valanche1001Man  over a year ago

Leeds

Why do people request face pics when they are hosting a glory hole - I’m mean surely thats the whole point

- And this rant has absolutely nothing to do with my ugly mug

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan  over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

Recently started having strange nightmares that are making sleep really difficult… I JUST WANT AT LEAST 6 hours UNINTERRUPTED!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The butter was cold and hard and ripped my toast to shreds.

Rest in Crumbs toast. "

It's all gone now.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The butter was cold and hard and ripped my toast to shreds.

Prior planning prevents poor performance.

Leave your butter out of the fridge

Denied"

Bloody hell.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Please can you heap wrath and scorn, on the person who has filled the last free half hour in my working day with a meeting!!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"New medication. Feeling very spaced out and weird"

Allowed.

Perhaps a chat with a medical professional would help?

I hope you feel more yourself soon

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Why do people request face pics when they are hosting a glory hole - I’m mean surely thats the whole point

- And this rant has absolutely nothing to do with my ugly mug "

Allowed.

That reminds me of a story…

There was this one time, at band camp…

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan  over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK


"Please can you heap wrath and scorn, on the person who has filled the last free half hour in my working day with a meeting!!"

May they suffer from an itchy arse in a public place where they will be judged harshly for scratching…

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Recently started having strange nightmares that are making sleep really difficult… I JUST WANT AT LEAST 6 hours UNINTERRUPTED!!!!! "

Allowed.

Bloody unconscio*s mind!

Keep a dream diary, perhaps it will resolve itself

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"The butter was cold and hard and ripped my toast to shreds.

Prior planning prevents poor performance.

Leave your butter out of the fridge

Denied

Bloody hell. "

I’m tough today

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Please can you heap wrath and scorn, on the person who has filled the last free half hour in my working day with a meeting!!"

Allowed.

I’m also sending you some of those glasses with eyes painted on, that way you can snooze.

Don’t be too happy though, I’m using the same courier that Zara use…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Photo mods or whomever, who approve photos, then reject them after they've been seen and fabbed a few times. Apparently, my stomach isn't my stomach and my face isn't my face. I must be on all photos.

I'm guessing someone I said no to complained because I'm almost certain that's what happened before. If it was; and you're reading this, grow up. If you're the one who rejected my photos, check first. Don't do it just because someone isn't happy with getting a no from me.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Photo mods or whomever, who approve photos, then reject them after they've been seen and fabbed a few times. Apparently, my stomach isn't my stomach and my face isn't my face. I must be on all photos.

I'm guessing someone I said no to complained because I'm almost certain that's what happened before. If it was; and you're reading this, grow up. If you're the one who rejected my photos, check first. Don't do it just because someone isn't happy with getting a no from me. "

Allowed.

People know no depths of pettiness

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"New medication. Feeling very spaced out and weird

Allowed.

Perhaps a chat with a medical professional would help?

I hope you feel more yourself soon"

I’ve lost faith with my Gp.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"New medication. Feeling very spaced out and weird

Allowed.

Perhaps a chat with a medical professional would help?

I hope you feel more yourself soon

I’ve lost faith with my Gp. "

In the nicest possible way, GP’s are assholes and know nothing, they just dispense pain relief or pills to mitigate issues and get you out the door.

If you have a specialist, speak to them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Photo mods or whomever, who approve photos, then reject them after they've been seen and fabbed a few times. Apparently, my stomach isn't my stomach and my face isn't my face. I must be on all photos.

I'm guessing someone I said no to complained because I'm almost certain that's what happened before. If it was; and you're reading this, grow up. If you're the one who rejected my photos, check first. Don't do it just because someone isn't happy with getting a no from me.

Allowed.

People know no depths of pettiness "

Exactly. They've messed with me on the wrong day.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Please can you heap wrath and scorn, on the person who has filled the last free half hour in my working day with a meeting!!

May they suffer from an itchy arse in a public place where they will be judged harshly for scratching…"

and use the smelly finger to scratch their nose afterwards?

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan  over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK


"Please can you heap wrath and scorn, on the person who has filled the last free half hour in my working day with a meeting!!

May they suffer from an itchy arse in a public place where they will be judged harshly for scratching…

and use the smelly finger to scratch their nose afterwards?"

Yes!…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why isn’t dental health free on the NHS, what am I paying money towards, there’s are other things that are free, but not dental health.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Why isn’t dental health free on the NHS, what am I paying money towards, there’s are other things that are free, but not dental health. "

Allowed

If I have hip surgery, that’s fine and dandy. If I have fillings, I’ll need the NHS to remove a kidney to pay for them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why do we call an erect penis an erection? When we also use the word erection for scaffolding and other things? But we would call a hard nipple an erect nipple? Even if we break the word erection down, erect-ion, are ions erect?

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By *gent CoulsonMan  over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Is it sad I have nothing to rant about

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Why do we call an erect penis an erection? When we also use the word erection for scaffolding and other things? But we would call a hard nipple an erect nipple? Even if we break the word erection down, erect-ion, are ions erect? "

Denied.

Words are weird

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Is it sad I have nothing to rant about"

That’s not even a rant!

Getouttahere

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By *kaythen07Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford

Take the empty toilet roll and put it in the bin not on top of the toilet cistern, and replace it..... the right way round(dispense from the front)

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By *atnip make me purrWoman  over a year ago

Reading

My rant is time. It nevers passes at the best rate. Weekends disappear in a blink of an eye but ive been sitting in the hospital and i swear I've been here at least two months.

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan  over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK


"Why isn’t dental health free on the NHS, what am I paying money towards, there’s are other things that are free, but not dental health. "

Look at you flaunting actually able to get NHS dental treatment!… I tried for 3 years to get an NHS dentist and eventually had to go private

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By *kaythen07Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Why isn’t dental health free on the NHS, what am I paying money towards, there’s are other things that are free, but not dental health.

Look at you flaunting actually able to get NHS dental treatment!… I tried for 3 years to get an NHS dentist and eventually had to go private "

. In 3 months, cancelled appointments. Geerrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why do people press the button 3 or 4 times at the traffic lights?

It drives me nuts

If the lights are set on a timer, which is the case near where I live...they won't turn green any quicker

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By *ymro92Man  over a year ago

ontypridd


"That I have to do one more full days work before I break up for 2 weeks.. It's not on

Also, people who wear face masks under their nose on public transport.. WHY HAVE YOU BOTHERED PUTTING IT ON

Hijacking your rant HWS

I'm at the point of recording me saying... 'Can you just pop your face mask back up over your nose' for patients, I'm up close and personal at points with you, I'm not wearing a mask and a face shield for the fun of it fgs

*nods sagely* "

Or when they get to the counter and pull it down to speak to you

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By *manaWoman  over a year ago

Basingstoke

Still hurty.

Still tired.

Still grumpy.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Take the empty toilet roll and put it in the bin not on top of the toilet cistern, and replace it..... the right way round(dispense from the front)"

Allowed.

Toilet etiquette is important dammit!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"My rant is time. It nevers passes at the best rate. Weekends disappear in a blink of an eye but ive been sitting in the hospital and i swear I've been here at least two months. "

Allowed.

I have a belief that time isn’t constant, instead it gathers and pools in certain locations, hospitals are one of those locations. This is also how Santa gets around so fast

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By *kaythen07Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Take the empty toilet roll and put it in the bin not on top of the toilet cistern, and replace it..... the right way round(dispense from the front)

Allowed.

Toilet etiquette is important dammit! "

Thanks. It's something I feel passionate about

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Why do people press the button 3 or 4 times at the traffic lights?

It drives me nuts

If the lights are set on a timer, which is the case near where I live...they won't turn green any quicker

"

They’re called placebo boxes or idiot boxes. People need to feel that they have control.

Denied.

Let them press the shiny button if it makes them happy!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Still hurty.

Still tired.

Still grumpy."

Allowed.

Need me to come home?

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By *rya MyneWoman  over a year ago

Sheffield

I have been waiting for some news that I was told would be available at the end of May. This piece of info affects my career for the next 2 years and I still don't have an answer. I've chased it twice in June only to be told sorry we are still working on things give it another week or two and phone again... the wait is killing me its not fair

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I have been waiting for some news that I was told would be available at the end of May. This piece of info affects my career for the next 2 years and I still don't have an answer. I've chased it twice in June only to be told sorry we are still working on things give it another week or two and phone again... the wait is killing me its not fair "

Allowed.

Waiting is frustrating enough, even more so when they keep moving the goal posts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The media and the pundits banging on about England Before, during halftime and after every single game of the Euros?!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"The media and the pundits banging on about England Before, during halftime and after every single game of the Euros?! "

Wales is getting a lot of coverage as well, so are Scotland.

Allowed.

Mainly in the interests of egalitarianism.

I don’t want to hear about England all the time either

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By *aekaeWoman  over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place


"It’s Thursday again and time to get those irritations and grievances off your chest.

I’ll be your curmudgeonly arbitrator/gatekeeper of rants.

Away you go folks…

My engine badly needs a *service and I want to cruise up to Manchester in a couple on months.

My bank balance is low....

*This is not a euphemism

Isn’t a couple of months adequate time to get serviced?

(I’m finding it very hard not to make jokes here)

Allowed.

Mainly because in reality, I know how hard financial difficulties can be

I admire your restraint.

In the words of the Valentine Brothers; "money's too tight to mention"

I haven't worked for months, been looking after a poorly friend.

Thank you for the nod of approval, I do hope needing a service didn't make it hard for you. To approve.

*tugs at collar*

"

Warm in here isn't it.

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By *manaWoman  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Still hurty.

Still tired.

Still grumpy.

Allowed.

Need me to come home? "

No

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Still hurty.

Still tired.

Still grumpy.

Allowed.

Need me to come home?

No "

It’s a bit late now anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People who put coats on dogs, if you have to put a coat on your pooch it’s not a proper dog. Also people who push their dogs about in prams, make the lazy bugger walk, that’s what dogs do, they walk.

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By *manaWoman  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"People who put coats on dogs, if you have to put a coat on your pooch it’s not a proper dog. Also people who push their dogs about in prams, make the lazy bugger walk, that’s what dogs do, they walk. "

Aww dogs in coats are cute

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"People who put coats on dogs, if you have to put a coat on your pooch it’s not a proper dog. Also people who push their dogs about in prams, make the lazy bugger walk, that’s what dogs do, they walk. "

Allowed.

Dogs get wet, they run and I’ve seen that dogs are now coming with this new thing called fur!

If your dog is the same size as a cat, then you’ve not got a dog, you’ve got a yappy cat. Go get a proper dog!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My Zara order isn’t here and it’s been longer then the expected delivery date.

Bloody delivery drivers, being all human and stuff

Allowed"

Exactly. Thank you

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

No rants from me.

The sun is shining, and I am all chilled and fluffy

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By *ear in the chairMan  over a year ago

yeah there

Not normally one to rant, but why did some fuckwit feel the need to piss on my chips today. My sexuality is none of your fucking business so poke it where the sun doesn't shine. I have no issue with anyone so why feel the need to dig and be nasty with no cause. I love TV/TS community and the freedom the freedom for anyone to be whatever they fucking want. So screw you !?@#$ (username withheld to avoid a forum ban).

Bear (and yes, proud of my username as a hairy fecker)

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple  over a year ago

Cardiff


"Take the empty toilet roll and put it in the bin not on top of the toilet cistern, and replace it..... the right way round(dispense from the front)"

Wow, I need you in my life

Jo

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By *atalie..Woman  over a year ago

Bolton

People who take over a forum post yapping on an on to eachother...use your inbox or exchange numbers ffs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm trying to give rants up.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People who take over a forum post yapping on an on to eachother...use your inbox or exchange numbers ffs "

Hooray I'm not the only one thinking this....

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By *kaythen07Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Take the empty toilet roll and put it in the bin not on top of the toilet cistern, and replace it..... the right way round(dispense from the front)

Wow, I need you in my life

Jo "

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By *ooBulMan  over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

High pollen count. Des, the weatherman in my region reckoned tree spores 7 nettles!

WTF? NETTLES? Never heard that one. Explains why I feel so shit n& wheezy!!!

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By *ooBulMan  over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Sorry meant "&" not 7 nettles - that would be an accurate forecast....

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By *kaythen07Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Take the empty toilet roll and put it in the bin not on top of the toilet cistern, and replace it..... the right way round(dispense from the front)

Wow, I need you in my life

Jo

"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why do people press the button 3 or 4 times at the traffic lights?

It drives me nuts

If the lights are set on a timer, which is the case near where I live...they won't turn green any quicker

They’re called placebo boxes or idiot boxes. People need to feel that they have control.

Denied.

Let them press the shiny button if it makes them happy! "

So bloody annoying though mate.

If I'm standing next to one and I'm seen not to be pressing it, someone will waddle over and press the button with gusto, to make a bit of a point.

Cracks me up.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People who put coats on dogs, if you have to put a coat on your pooch it’s not a proper dog. Also people who push their dogs about in prams, make the lazy bugger walk, that’s what dogs do, they walk. "

Dogs in prams is a thing?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People who refer to their dogs as fur babies

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rant: it's not Thursday.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People who refer to their dogs as fur babies "

But he is my baby

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Rant: it's not Thursday."

I’m glad that someone noticed!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Rant: it's not Thursday.

I’m glad that someone noticed!!"

Veing popping out of my forehead and biting my lip...trying to hold off until next thursday.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Woohoo its Friday tomorrow x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Woohoo its Friday tomorrow x"

No, it’s Saturday, try and keep up.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People who put coats on dogs, if you have to put a coat on your pooch it’s not a proper dog. Also people who push their dogs about in prams, make the lazy bugger walk, that’s what dogs do, they walk.

Dogs in prams is a thing?

"

Yes, I see it regularly, it’s bizarre.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People who put coats on dogs, if you have to put a coat on your pooch it’s not a proper dog. Also people who push their dogs about in prams, make the lazy bugger walk, that’s what dogs do, they walk.

Dogs in prams is a thing?

Yes, I see it regularly, it’s bizarre."

Do you live in a retirement community?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People who put coats on dogs, if you have to put a coat on your pooch it’s not a proper dog. Also people who push their dogs about in prams, make the lazy bugger walk, that’s what dogs do, they walk.

Dogs in prams is a thing?

Yes, I see it regularly, it’s bizarre.

Do you live in a retirement community?"

Yes, it’s called Devon

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool


"People who put coats on dogs, if you have to put a coat on your pooch it’s not a proper dog. Also people who push their dogs about in prams, make the lazy bugger walk, that’s what dogs do, they walk.

Allowed.

Dogs get wet, they run and I’ve seen that dogs are now coming with this new thing called fur!

If your dog is the same size as a cat, then you’ve not got a dog, you’ve got a yappy cat. Go get a proper dog! "

Disagree with all of this.

Only dogs with undercoats are resistant to rain. Those breed for working out doors, others breed for indoor work have less weather resistant fur - Yorkies as they were bred for indoor pest control (think in stables and barns).

Small working dogs are amazing in how much power and endurance is built in to such a small frame. May be yappy but Yorkies and Patterdales are highly efficient rodent control focused killers. Much better than cats at their role. A working ratter breed can wipe out an infestation better, faster, and more efficient than a larger breed or a cat can.

Do not underestimate the little fuckers.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"People who put coats on dogs, if you have to put a coat on your pooch it’s not a proper dog. Also people who push their dogs about in prams, make the lazy bugger walk, that’s what dogs do, they walk.

Allowed.

Dogs get wet, they run and I’ve seen that dogs are now coming with this new thing called fur!

If your dog is the same size as a cat, then you’ve not got a dog, you’ve got a yappy cat. Go get a proper dog!

Disagree with all of this.

Only dogs with undercoats are resistant to rain. Those breed for working out doors, others breed for indoor work have less weather resistant fur - Yorkies as they were bred for indoor pest control (think in stables and barns).

Small working dogs are amazing in how much power and endurance is built in to such a small frame. May be yappy but Yorkies and Patterdales are highly efficient rodent control focused killers. Much better than cats at their role. A working ratter breed can wipe out an infestation better, faster, and more efficient than a larger breed or a cat can.

Do not underestimate the little fuckers. "

I’m not underestimating them, I’m just saying; if you want a dog, get a proper sized one, not a cat with an attitude problem

Don’t get me started on the rat sized ones…

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