Things you can say...

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Both when you're at sea, and with your partner.

"That's a LOT of seamen!"

By *aysOfOurLivesCouple over a year ago

Essex

No, I don’t have crabs

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you smell fish?

By *usman 199Man over a year ago

Stockport

Working in a sewerage works god this is shit

By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Do you fancy some cock-les

By *ottsJMan over a year ago

Nottingham

One bang and she’s going down

By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

Quick, grab my rod

By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Who's taking it up the arse tonight then

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would you look at the size of that chicken!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Things you can say about a second hand car as well as your partner

*slaps roof* "This baby can fit so many people in!"