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Product reviews: A review - What we know so far! Volume: 1
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Who are these people who write product reviews based on how long they took to arrive, one star, then you read it and it’s them moaning about how long they took to get it but actually the products pretty good, review the product!
Then you have them people who review it and say I haven’t opened the box but it looks good, 5 stars, again you’re helping no one. Or the people who give it one star cause they ordered the wrong size or colour, you are helping no one. Or those that say they will review again in a month and never did, when I’ve been waiting on tender hooks.
I have reviewed products, you’ve probably read them, you might have thought the style was Familiar, Yep that was me, if you pissed yourself at an omelette maker review, guess who ?!
So are you one of these people, if you are, what are you doing, have you written a product review, have you met anyone who’s written a product review, if you have what did you review, how many stars did you give it, what motivated you to give up your time to write a review when you could have been doing some thing more fun like organising a seize fire at paintball or abseiling at the model village, or is the nearest we will ever come to getting a novel published ?! |
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I only ever review on TripAdvisor, and only ever when it's exceptional. Merely for the fact it saddens me to see some jumped up keyboard warrior give unreasonable (even if justified in their eyes) feedback to what is an exceptional establishment.
I stayed in an awful airBNB once (so bad it needed addressing), but the owner was so accomodating making the arrangents it would be unfair to throw her under the bus, so I mailed a page worth of issues directly (honestly, it was that bad I contemplated sleeping in the car, then remembered I don't really give a fuck!) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’m giving this thread 3 stars.
I’ll pop back later and see if the quality has improved "
I’d say it’s a solid 4, but some people will be along shortly to give it 2 stars cause they’ve only just got it now. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I only ever review on TripAdvisor, and only ever when it's exceptional. Merely for the fact it saddens me to see some jumped up keyboard warrior give unreasonable (even if justified in their eyes) feedback to what is an exceptional establishment.
I stayed in an awful airBNB once (so bad it needed addressing), but the owner was so accomodating making the arrangents it would be unfair to throw her under the bus, so I mailed a page worth of issues directly (honestly, it was that bad I contemplated sleeping in the car, then remembered I don't really give a fuck!) "
It’s like you can write job reviews, I’ve worked at the same place I’ve read reviews and it’s like they were talking about a different place, why don’t they just be honest and admit they just don’t to work. ‘I had to go in and move things about, when really they should paid me to do fuck all at home, so unfair!’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I have written many product reviews and one reason was about writing something that other people would read. I've even been one of Amazon's 'special' reviewers. |
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4 in a bed....... don't get me started.
the way they go ...... There were birds singing outside.... couldn't sleep giving 3 marks. Wouldn't stay again. Or the sausages weren't homemade..... so I have to knock off 5 points.
They didn't speak to me over breakfast.
I can remember me n my daughter DYING for the bloody proprietor to go away so we could talk. She sat opposite and stayed through breakfast chatting and we didn't want to chat to her.
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Thread arrived very quickly, loaded it to show my twin sister, so no clue if it's any good. 5 stars, based on speed, during the rush hour!
It's like dial a dimwit on many reviews, people rating things they gave away as gifts and they've no clue.
More rating of reviews is needed! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"4 in a bed....... don't get me started.
the way they go ...... There were birds singing outside.... couldn't sleep giving 3 marks. Wouldn't stay again. Or the sausages weren't homemade..... so I have to knock off 5 points.
They didn't speak to me over breakfast.
I can remember me n my daughter DYING for the bloody proprietor to go away so we could talk. She sat opposite and stayed through breakfast chatting and we didn't want to chat to her.
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I fucking love that show but lord, it pisses me off! People are so fucking petty!
*fingers the toilet under the rim to find a pube* 2/10 for hygiene |
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"I once started reading lime reviews on the waitrose website by accident. Dear lord. Who the fuck reviews a lime?!
Mrs TMN x"
Or avocados
‘These avocados are shit, same fucking toy every time, I’ve got enough wood balls to last a lifetime, can’t the makers of avocados think of something else to put inside ?!’
2 stars. |
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"I once started reading lime reviews on the waitrose website by accident. Dear lord. Who the fuck reviews a lime?!
Mrs TMN x
Or avocados
‘These avocados are shit, same fucking toy every time, I’ve got enough wood balls to last a lifetime, can’t the makers of avocados think of something else to put inside ?!’
2 stars. "
Recycling your jokes? Thin end of the wedge... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I once started reading lime reviews on the waitrose website by accident. Dear lord. Who the fuck reviews a lime?!
Mrs TMN x
Or avocados
‘These avocados are shit, same fucking toy every time, I’ve got enough wood balls to last a lifetime, can’t the makers of avocados think of something else to put inside ?!’
2 stars.
Recycling your jokes? Thin end of the wedge... "
Is this a review ?
Any who, there’s new people on here who haven’t seen all of my 5 jokes on heavy rotation. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I reviewed something earlier because I felt like it deserved it. Was an awesome product. Was Arabica coffee exfoliating scrub and it makes your skin so soft and gives you a hint of a tan. |
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"I reviewed something earlier because I felt like it deserved it. Was an awesome product. Was Arabica coffee exfoliating scrub and it makes your skin so soft and gives you a hint of a tan. "
*Adds to basket* |
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"I once started reading lime reviews on the waitrose website by accident. Dear lord. Who the fuck reviews a lime?!
Mrs TMN x
Or avocados
‘These avocados are shit, same fucking toy every time, I’ve got enough wood balls to last a lifetime, can’t the makers of avocados think of something else to put inside ?!’
2 stars.
Recycling your jokes? Thin end of the wedge...
Is this a review ?
Any who, there’s new people on here who haven’t seen all of my 5 jokes on heavy rotation. "
Apologies, this old fart will keep schtum and let the younguns admire your witty bants  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I reviewed something earlier because I felt like it deserved it. Was an awesome product. Was Arabica coffee exfoliating scrub and it makes your skin so soft and gives you a hint of a tan.
*Adds to basket*"
Be careful with it though, the top layer of your skin literally goes down the plug hole! |
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My friend's husband wrote a hilarious review for a toilet related product on Amazon, it went viral. Amazon sellers then sent him a shitload of free stuff in the hope that he would write reviews for them, it was crazy.
K |
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