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By *gent Coulson OP Man over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

A fly called a fly??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A fly called a fly??"
because it flies

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Which kinda fly?

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

'Banana' was already taken.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'Banana' was already taken.

That's where fruit flies came in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because dirty, annoying, shit loving, food ruining cunt was already taken........by my ex-wife.

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By *gent Coulson OP Man over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"Which kinda fly?"
the kind that buzzes around your lounge and smacks it head against the glass

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By *irty desireWoman over a year ago

newcatle

"Because dirty, annoying, shit loving, food ruining cunt was already taken........by my ex-wife."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because you shoo them away and shout: Fly! Fly off!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

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"Because dirty, annoying, shit loving, food ruining cunt was already taken........by my ex-wife."

I nearly ch*ked on my apple!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Old English fleoge "a fly, winged insect"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Because dirty, annoying, shit loving, food ruining cunt was already taken........by my ex-wife.

I nearly ch*ked on my apple! "

I'll happily give you the heimlich maneuver.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

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"Because dirty, annoying, shit loving, food ruining cunt was already taken........by my ex-wife.

I nearly ch*ked on my apple!

I'll happily give you the heimlich maneuver."

How quickly can you be here?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Because dirty, annoying, shit loving, food ruining cunt was already taken........by my ex-wife.

I nearly ch*ked on my apple!

I'll happily give you the heimlich maneuver.

How quickly can you be here? "

I'll be honest, I lag a bit behind the proper emergency services but if you're still breathing when I get there, I promise to give a good grope.

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple over a year ago

Darlington

"A fly called a fly??"

Because it flys? Sounds better than "lands on shit".

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I've got 3 of the little fuckers buzzing around and they just won't fuck off out the door which is wide open.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Because they sound like a zip going down

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

What do call a fly with no wings?

A walk

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