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over a year ago
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"Still googling and finding out all sorts of things in the urban dictionary... but still not 100% sure re the teapot...  "
Love at the end on there... I gave her a teapot and painted her back white ... Things you read while puttin the kids to bed
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A sexual act where a woman assumes a "doggystyle" position while man squeezes his testies one by one into her anus. After insertion, the woman then flexes her P.C. muscles while the man masturbates to orgasm. The man will sometimes make a whisling sound just prior to or during ejaculation to simulate the sound of a teapot.
I gave her a teapot and painted her back white.
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"A sexual act where a woman assumes a "doggystyle" position while man squeezes his testies one by one into her anus. After insertion, the woman then flexes her P.C. muscles while the man masturbates to orgasm. The man will sometimes make a whisling sound just prior to or during ejaculation to simulate the sound of a teapot.
I gave her a teapot and painted her back white.
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"If someone wouldn't mind googling it and reporting back please as I'm smoking kippers for teahave you ever considered cognitive therapy to help you with your kipper fixation  "
I need something it's becoming a curse. Trouble is all the best therapists are from Harley Street and they are so pretentious |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
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"If someone wouldn't mind googling it and reporting back please as I'm smoking kippers for teahave you ever considered cognitive therapy to help you with your kipper fixation
I need something it's becoming a curse. Trouble is all the best therapists are from Harley Street and they are so pretentious"
but cognitive therapy is so good for you,i think you should splash out and try it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i totally dont get it, what am i typing into google?
Don't go there!
Be afraid - be very afraid!!!!  "
ok ive just read it.. no fucker is trying that with me lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i totally dont get it, what am i typing into google?
Don't go there!
Be afraid - be very afraid!!!! "
Afraid? That don't even come close!!!! OUCH!!!!!!
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"If someone wouldn't mind googling it and reporting back please as I'm smoking kippers for teahave you ever considered cognitive therapy to help you with your kipper fixation
I need something it's becoming a curse. Trouble is all the best therapists are from Harley Street and they are so pretentiousbut cognitive therapy is so good for you,i think you should splash out and try it"
mums the word |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"i totally dont get it, what am i typing into google?
Don't go there!
Be afraid - be very afraid!!!!
ok ive just read it.. no fucker is trying that with me lol"
Cute don't be a party pooper |
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"A sexual act where a woman assumes a "doggystyle" position while man squeezes his testies one by one into her anus. After insertion, the woman then flexes her P.C. muscles while the man masturbates to orgasm. The man will sometimes make a whisling sound just prior to or during ejaculation to simulate the sound of a teapot.
I gave her a teapot and painted her back white.
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Hmmmm... Urban dictionary gave me a slightly different variation when I searched that for "the teapot"
Cant copy n paste it though cause I'm on my phone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No way I could try this - as soon as I read the definition my balls disappeared up into the protection of my groin.
I don't think they'll come back down until I've read something nicer. |
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With ma nuts that would bloody well hurt!!!
