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what ever you do please dont post a lie about the person above !!
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"this nonsense must end  "
Sam shows a very unusual interest in kippers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once wrote a 40 page preamble on the Norwegian Shipping industry. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is bass player in British jazz/funk/soul band Incognito |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Is bass player in British jazz/funk/soul band Incognito"
Isn't actually a couple!
Is a woman called Nora who has hands growing from her tits!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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gets all his pics off Google |
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Noooooooo everyone please stop before someone gets upset with me for it going on to long  |
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once was in a boy band and had a top 3 hit in mongolia with "my fermented mares milk brings all the girls to the steep" |
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By *smCouple
over a year ago
Liskeard |
is unable to drive in any village that has a "******* welcomes careful drivers" sign |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
has the longest profile on Fab - takes a speed reader 20 minutes to get through it |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
Has a part time job as a Tattie-Bogle on his uncles farm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i will post the truth about the user above me then
he's a cock
i mean, he has a cock |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
has a part time job as a model for the speciality ice creams in her local parlor |
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By *smCouple
over a year ago
Liskeard |
steals the teabags from the local transport cafe and drys them out to reuse them for social meetings. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Steals electrical items, to order only |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hides in the springwatch areas in the hope that Kate Humble will examine his Mexican hairless. |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
His premature ejaculation problem is so bad Derek ocorah saw it coming.. |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
He came - He saw - but all the ladies ran away |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Isn't a true scotsman as he has undies made from steel wool  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tells everyone he is going on a mini cruise
It's only the Mersey ferry! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is Santa for M & S .. currently looking to round up some little elves |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Has crafted a bikini from a translucent shower curtain the sea shell patterns are strategically placed to cover her bits |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some amazonian tribespeople believe his pubic thatch will bring about the end of the world. Quite how they do not say. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Some amazonian tribespeople believe his pubic thatch will bring about the end of the world. Quite how they do not say."
Can't stop repeating kippers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Can't stop repeating kippers"
Noone can stop Kippers repeating...;-)
Has too much time on his hands... And sage n onion... Them chickens dont stuff emselves... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is really a chicken farmer and has reported Ryan to the RSPCA |
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RSPCA groupie, often makes bogus calls claiming sheep worrying is happening at the Trafford centre.
Loves the uniforms and secretly watches from the balcony |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has a cheek to talk about sheep worrying,he runs around in a latex catsuit with wellies and velcro gloves |
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Scrapes moss from shed roofs and eats it in sandwiches |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Scrapes moss from shed roofs and eats it in sandwiches"
Uses his curling tongs to make sandwiches for the East Coast Line... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has a collection the last hair to fall from Elton John's head. |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Has the full collection of blue peter annual,.. makes presents for meets, out of sticky backed plastic and straws.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Likes tits (gotta be true) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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haha these are so funny! |
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"haha these are so funny!"
The previous 10 threads are the real classics
Makes bogey omelettes for lunch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"haha these are so funny!
The previous 10 threads are the real classics
Makes bogey omelettes for lunch"
doesn't travel much as he gets a nose bleed if he ventures outside the M25 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Collects Barby dolls |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Collects Barby dolls"
Is a model for Ken dolls... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once thought a tiny tears doll was a midget watersports sex doll |
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Currently scoffing a bogey omelette |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Enjoys shouting bogeys in the middle of public places |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is an avid collector of boy/girl band figures |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I assure you im all woman!! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I assure you im all woman!!"
Gives a crap blowie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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lives by the parody famed of Kenneth Williams *oooooh matron!!!!!*  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is really a leather clad hells angel with a Harley |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is really a leather clad hells angel with a Harley "
I ride a Buell lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is really a leather clad hells angel with a Harley
I ride a Buell lol"
or a bottle |
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Loves a screaming eagle too
Once lost a tag team match to big daddy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is big daddy's stunt double. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is jean claud van damme and julian clary's love child |
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His little truck is a tonka toy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He cocked his eye,then she cocked her eye,and there they were,cockeyed |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Recently bought an internet product guaranteed to make things grow... ....
Rubbed miracle grow on his undies..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He rubbed it on the wrong side and now has a rectum that resembles one of saturns rings |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pedals up and down the street on a kids Massey ferguson tractor shouting MEEP MEEP at passers by |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is a stunt double for the terminater |
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Her porn name is carrie canyon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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the doctor told you to exercise with a dumbell,so you went for a walk with the person above you |
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the spider on the bathmat was so big he stayed there awaiting rescue |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The moths have eaten her outfit look!! |
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Visually challenged
Who you calling a her 
Grrr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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er dont get this whats is all about  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"er dont get this whats is all about "
you make up something that is utter rubbish about the person who posted before you,just a bit of fun and mickey taking  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Visually challenged
Who you calling a her
Grrr"
spends so much time in the forums he hasn't had a meet in 2 years |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He's the inconsiderate b#*@+?d in the tractor who continually holds up the traffic between aberdeen and peterhead every day "
Gotta love windin up those lorry drivers for a change :p
Oh, and he once fought dirty..... He threw dog shit |
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"He's the inconsiderate b#*@+?d in the tractor who continually holds up the traffic between aberdeen and peterhead every day
Gotta love windin up those lorry drivers for a change :p
Oh, and he once fought dirty..... He threw dog shit "
It was that pesky guide dog
Believes they are the bizarre leader of an obscure religious cult |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whenever those 2 meet they could put their heads together.
And make a fence
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Hates being left out, jealousy issues |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
is so polite even vicars love to have him |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
spent so long in rehab - people though he was on the staff |
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By *imal75Man
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
got his dick caught in a milk bottle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yeah and you were the milkman |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
prefers to suck his milk straight from the udder (sheeps milk of course - the highland coows are too fierce) |
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Gets his dog to lick his bum clean.... |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
likes Enemas so much - he drinks the washing fluid |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has forgotten to turn his avatar on its side... |
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The most intelligent and charming person on the site |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He must be sweating that's the first nice thing he has said |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The most intelligent and charming person on the site"
Still hasnt worked out that this is "tell a lie" thread...
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
"The most intelligent and charming person on the site
Still hasnt worked out that this is "tell a lie" thread...
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But then the he was really talking about me!!!!!!
his tongue got so long they had to amputate his head to save the body |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Loves dipping ants in bogies |
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"Loves dipping ants in bogies "
likes ants ti nip his dick for a thrill |
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has a very useful extra long tongue like an ant eater! |
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lives in a cardboard box after selling her house to pay the legal bill after being sued by a well known store for using there name ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is so roughy toughy that he wipes his bottom with sand paper and then uses a vinegar bidet....What a hardman..... |
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Wishes he wasn't allergic to soft bog roll
Where ya bin georgey? |
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"lives in a cardboard box after selling her house to pay the legal bill after being sued by a well known store for using there name ! "
No im suing them for using my name! |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
"Wishes he wasn't allergic to soft bog roll
Where ya bin georgey?"
georgys been on a one man tour of the working mens clubs,a poor mans version of blues bros tribute act,arrives in a Ford ka |
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Primani dear
Licks the slime off slugs in the mistaken belief that it is hallucinogenic like cane toads |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
"Primani dear
Licks the slime off slugs in the mistaken belief that it is hallucinogenic like cane toads"
uses slug slime as lube |
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"Primani dear
Licks the slime off slugs in the mistaken belief that it is hallucinogenic like cane toads uses slug slime as lube"
owns a handbag toad instead of a chiuhuaha |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
"Primani dear
Licks the slime off slugs in the mistaken belief that it is hallucinogenic like cane toads uses slug slime as lube owns a handbag toad instead of a chiuhuaha"
she is my handbag toad |
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Sells handbag toads mail order |
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"Sells handbag toads mail order "
has opened a toad handbag shop in essex |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
"Sells handbag toads mail order "
stopped selling em cos they were always dried out when they got there |
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Sued for selling faulty merchandise |
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I love stuffing them
Buys stuffed toads for Christmas presents |
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By *smCouple
over a year ago
Liskeard |
PB likes to tie heluim balloons to his cock in order to mainatain an erection.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love stuffing them
Buys stuffed toads for Christmas presents"
shaves moles to obtain matter to glue to his chin in lieu.......
Ere n there m8 ere n there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" PB likes to tie heluim balloons to his cock in order to mainatain an erection.."
Carries an industrial cannister of helium whenever she meets PB..... |
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Can't wait for Santa to slide down his chimney |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Only sends toads as presents cause they are cheap |
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By *smCouple
over a year ago
Liskeard |
got a load of toads from africa cos they were going cheep..... turned out they were actually budgies.. |
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Has not left her front room for nearly 3 yrs
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has not left her front room for nearly 3 yrs
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Derby in the premier league next year |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had a threesome with Carolyn Still |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"this nonsense must end "
Thinks Trumpton is his biography...  |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Recently when playing darts hit a bulls eye..,,
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that farmer ain't happy.. |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
thought he was playing darts aiming at a naughty picture - but ran away when he hit the bulls eye and she screamed |
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sells tourists maps of scotland in wales |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Arrested after stealing a vibrator from Ann summers...
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She says she only did it for the buzz.. |
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You know that pic of the busty babe in the nurses outfit in Ann summers window?
That's johnsoda that is! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He's vogue magazines next cover model |
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Just been seen leaving train spotters anonymous in his new anorak |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thought using his kennel club name on here was a good idea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Worships Tiffany so much he used half her song lyrics as a username |
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has escaped from his podium on the fountain where hes usually peeing on the gold fish |
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Depiliates his bikini line with tweezers three times a week |
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is a stand in for billy connolys goatee avatar |
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Uses billy connollys goatee as a merkin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The big yin's goatee gets more action than him |
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"The big yin's goatee gets more action than him"
You are supposed to lie.
His sexlife consists of my castoffs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Katie price is one of his cast offs |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
applied to go on the price is right - but failed the test when asked to count to ten |
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got turned down for a main part in braveheart |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
was a silent movie star - unfortunately the voice failed to translate to the talkies |
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hee hee
is a catalogue model for edinburgh woolen mill |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was in fact "the gimp" in pulp fiction
Sorry |
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Priscilla queen of the desert
Has the starring role in the west end production |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
As a newbie - he provides quotes that have no relevance to the topic or even make us laugh |
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stop these dam lies i tell you lol |
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"Failed his gcse's again"
wanted to get rich by passing off fake copies of Pablo Picasso paintings that he made
unfortunately it didnt take an expert to notice he had used crayons |
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By *smCouple
over a year ago
Liskeard |
cheats when playing snap, by hiding cards up his sleves. |
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By *smCouple
over a year ago
Liskeard |
"Cheats at dustmans knock"
how do you play dustmans knock??
tries to do DIY with a stileto and a roll of duck tape |
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Like postmans knock but dirtier
Never changes their socks |
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Wears lime green socks
Inside out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Like postmans knock but dirtier
Never changes their socks"
Was Shari Lewis'
Lamb Chop butcher... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Like postmans knock but dirtier
Never changes their socks
Was Shari Lewis'
Lamb Chop butcher..."
likes to dance around the school play ground in a pink tutu |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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is in Dora the Explorers backpack |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
thinks 50 shades is too colourful for her |
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"thinks 50 shades is too colourful for her "
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sticks blackpool rock up his bum! |
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has a kink for thermal undies and coco |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
"has a kink for thermal undies and coco "
you will never know how true that is,and they are cocoa pops not the perfume
takes the dog for a walk in their pjs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Offered to buy katie prices breast implants for souvenirs |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
only ever wears knee length pop socks with a skirt length to flash their tops |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
wears budgie smugglers whilst on his saga holiday |
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"wears budgie smugglers whilst on his saga holiday"
pees in telephone boxes
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"has a kink for thermal undies and coco you will never know how true that is,and they are cocoa pops not the perfume
takes the dog for a walk in their pjs"
ermmmm i actually have done that on a winters night 
only kisses on the 4th saurday of a month for good luck |
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"has a kink for thermal undies and coco you will never know how true that is,and they are cocoa pops not the perfume
takes the dog for a walk in their pjs
ermmmm i actually have done that on a winters night
has great red hair.
only kisses on the 4th saurday of a month for good luck "
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makes models of disney charectors from his ear wax and belly button fluff |
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will only sing abba songs ,and only in hebrew |
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