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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It's been awhile but it's back. On this day is the day to RATE YOUR OWN COCK.
All cocks welcome real, rubber or glass. All genders. All sexes. Regulars, newbies and lurkers.
Let's see how you measure up  |
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Good solid performer with a high work rate. Tendency to have its own mind on occasion and can spit when excited. Always up for a challenge and happy to take a few knocks. With this in mind I’ll give it a good 7/10 |
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Mine’s essential to me for several reasons. I couldn’t be without the old chap so I’m going to have to go for a 10 on a personal level.
As far as anybody else is concerned it’s probably a 5 for size and a 7 for aesthetics.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I went to the doctor about mine, after some of the little blue pills. I said to him, "can you chop them into quarters for me?" He said, "but they're only effective as a full tablet, you won't get the full benefit of them". I said "I know, I'm not using them for sex, I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't piss on my shoes". |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"8/10 he's always up early for a good crow, he keeps the hens happy, and they're good layers  "
You win todays first prize for mentioning chicken on a cock thread |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'll give myself a 6 for length and 8 for girth. This is the first time I've rated myself and probably the last  "
Always good to see a 'rate your own cock' virgin |
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"I'll give myself a 6 for length and 8 for girth. This is the first time I've rated myself and probably the last
Always good to see a 'rate your own cock' virgin "
I feel like I've achieved something major today |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'll give myself a 6 for length and 8 for girth. This is the first time I've rated myself and probably the last
Always good to see a 'rate your own cock' virgin
I feel like I've achieved something major today "
Be confident in your cock. |
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"I'll give myself a 6 for length and 8 for girth. This is the first time I've rated myself and probably the last
Always good to see a 'rate your own cock' virgin
I feel like I've achieved something major today
Be confident in your cock."
It's not let me down yet, it does what it's made to do |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My imaginary penis would be a definite 10/10 I'd teach it tricks like spinning on its own and stuff "
The new must have toy for Christmas - Percy the Penis Pet |
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"My imaginary penis would be a definite 10/10 I'd teach it tricks like spinning on its own and stuff "
Are you a penis whisperer?
Do you do penis training …?
If so would you come teach mine to do tricks …? 
It misbehaves all the time he appears when he’s not wanted  |
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Big but not too big, nice and straight, cut so more aesthetically pleasing according to most women I've been with (all down to preference before anyone kicks off) also means it's less sensitive so tend to last quite long. Solid 8.5 to 9 I reckon |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My imaginary penis would be a definite 10/10 I'd teach it tricks like spinning on its own and stuff
Are you a penis whisperer?
Do you do penis training …?
If so would you come teach mine to do tricks …?
It misbehaves all the time he appears when he’s not wanted "
I do! I'm in the yellow pages under unruly penis trainer |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My imaginary penis would be a definite 10/10 I'd teach it tricks like spinning on its own and stuff
Mine can do sit ups
I’d like to see that  "
I'll join that queue please |
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"My imaginary penis would be a definite 10/10 I'd teach it tricks like spinning on its own and stuff
Mine can do sit ups
I’d like to see that "
I'll have to make some little weights and place them on top for comedy value and film it sometime |
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