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"Just seen “ can anybody get me 2 litres of red diesel “
Just seen a couple post this
Am I missing something here ?
What’s the strangest status update you’ve seen on fab ?
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“Looking for a dirty cheesy cock” |
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"Just seen “ can anybody get me 2 litres of red diesel “
Just seen a couple post this
Am I missing something here ?
What’s the strangest status update you’ve seen on fab ?
“Looking for a dirty cheesy cock” "
Oh my ....
Just get a bag of watsits/ Cheetos   |
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"Just seen “ can anybody get me 2 litres of red diesel “
Just seen a couple post this
Am I missing something here ?
What’s the strangest status update you’ve seen on fab ?
“Looking for a dirty cheesy cock”
Oh my ....
Just get a bag of watsits/ Cheetos "
Mira a guy using a girls account looking to humiliate. I report it every time I see the same username.  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
OP.... I'm blaming you for my new need for eye bleach.
I've just been treated to 7 different hairy arseholes.
SEVEN. DIFFERENT. HAIRY. ARSEHOLES.
And that's why I stay away from my local updates.
However there was a delicious chest in my friends updates  |
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"OP.... I'm blaming you for my new need for eye bleach.
I've just been treated to 7 different hairy arseholes.
SEVEN. DIFFERENT. HAIRY. ARSEHOLES.
And that's why I stay away from my local updates.
However there was a delicious chest in my friends updates "
A hairy chocolate star fish should tantalise your tastebuds 
They obviously think it’s one of the best they’ve seen or they wouldn’t post it would they ? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"OP.... I'm blaming you for my new need for eye bleach.
I've just been treated to 7 different hairy arseholes.
SEVEN. DIFFERENT. HAIRY. ARSEHOLES.
And that's why I stay away from my local updates.
However there was a delicious chest in my friends updates
A hairy chocolate star fish should tantalise your tastebuds
They obviously think it’s one of the best they’ve seen or they wouldn’t post it would they ? "
Each to their own.... I'm not knocking them. But I'm staying out of local updates for a while because I don't particularly enjoy seeing them |
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"OP.... I'm blaming you for my new need for eye bleach.
I've just been treated to 7 different hairy arseholes.
SEVEN. DIFFERENT. HAIRY. ARSEHOLES.
And that's why I stay away from my local updates.
However there was a delicious chest in my friends updates
A hairy chocolate star fish should tantalise your tastebuds
They obviously think it’s one of the best they’ve seen or they wouldn’t post it would they ?
Each to their own.... I'm not knocking them. But I'm staying out of local updates for a while because I don't particularly enjoy seeing them "
I’m sure you’d love mine if you saw it
Best I’ve ever seen
Only one I’ve ever seen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love the local updates. My favourites are the whingy ones about how all women are time wasters and Fab's a waste of time. You see some proper "throwing the toys out of the pram" statuses. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"OP.... I'm blaming you for my new need for eye bleach.
I've just been treated to 7 different hairy arseholes.
SEVEN. DIFFERENT. HAIRY. ARSEHOLES.
And that's why I stay away from my local updates.
However there was a delicious chest in my friends updates
A hairy chocolate star fish should tantalise your tastebuds
They obviously think it’s one of the best they’ve seen or they wouldn’t post it would they ?
Each to their own.... I'm not knocking them. But I'm staying out of local updates for a while because I don't particularly enjoy seeing them
I’m sure you’d love mine if you saw it
Best I’ve ever seen
Only one I’ve ever seen "
I've no doubt yours is a delight. But let's not test the theory |
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Right charmer recently posted that the women on here are cows, he's done with being nice, bitches. You're all going to get what's coming to you.
I'm sure that was uber-successful and he's now knee-deep in clunge |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Red diesel is used for canal barges and other non-road engines/boilers.
Maybe they're stuck on a canal somewhere "
Or have a problem with their non-road engine/boiler ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm honestly too scared to look st times 
Jo x
Yeah I suppose you do live in Cardiff
(Please know that was just a joke )
Ouch "
Could be worse, coitus be Swansea eh?
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"OP.... I'm blaming you for my new need for eye bleach.
I've just been treated to 7 different hairy arseholes.
SEVEN. DIFFERENT. HAIRY. ARSEHOLES.
And that's why I stay away from my local updates.
However there was a delicious chest in my friends updates
A hairy chocolate star fish should tantalise your tastebuds
They obviously think it’s one of the best they’ve seen or they wouldn’t post it would they ?
Each to their own.... I'm not knocking them. But I'm staying out of local updates for a while because I don't particularly enjoy seeing them
I’m sure you’d love mine if you saw it
Best I’ve ever seen
Only one I’ve ever seen
I've no doubt yours is a delight. But let's not test the theory "
You’re missing out you spoil sport |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love the local updates. My favourites are the whingy ones about how all women are time wasters and Fab's a waste of time. You see some proper "throwing the toys out of the pram" statuses. "
I wish I could say I see them too, but as I've blocked single men it's a whinge-free zone 99% of the time |
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"Right charmer recently posted that the women on here are cows, he's done with being nice, bitches. You're all going to get what's coming to you.
I'm sure that was uber-successful and he's now knee-deep in clunge "
Oooo knee deep in clunge 
Every mans fantasy |
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"Seen someone asking something along the lines of ‘ne1 here no of any puppies 4 sale’
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Some ladies call their tits puppies ….
“Letting the puppies out “
“Stroke my puppies “
So I don’t think this is unusual . |
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"Just seen “ can anybody get me 2 litres of red diesel “
Just seen a couple post this
Am I missing something here ?
What’s the strangest status update you’ve seen on fab ?
Saw this too "
I hope you sorted a deal out for them …?
Local Del Boy |
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By *bostCouple
over a year ago
glasgow |
A couple at the weekend posted their table number in weatherspoons asking for drinks. It was worth downloading that horrible company’s app just to send a plate of mushy peas (65p if you were wondering). |
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"A couple at the weekend posted their table number in weatherspoons asking for drinks. It was worth downloading that horrible company’s app just to send a plate of mushy peas (65p if you were wondering). "
That’s the funniest thing |
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"See lots asking for snow in summer. It would melt surely?  "
I was wondering that!!! Unless they wanted a snowball fight maybe? That sounds fun. Or building a snowman.
Or maybe they want to wee in it and see if it turns yellow? All for scientific research of course  |
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"See lots asking for snow in summer. It would melt surely?
Oh I see this
It seems crazy snow in June /July
It’s unheard of isn’t it
June 2nd, 1975"
Then the following year there was a drought! Crazy British weather |
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