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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

when I put my glasses on in the morning the lenses have smudges all over them. They were clean when I took them off.

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By *an4funMan over a year ago

london

The lense fairy has paid you a visit while you slept. She's a cheeky bitch

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Cats trying them on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You are sleepwalking;-)

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"when I put my glasses on in the morning the lenses have smudges all over them. They were clean when I took them off."

Are your hands clean?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cats trying them on"

They wouldn't get past the dog.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

You're cock took some humourous selfies while you was sleeping

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"when I put my glasses on in the morning the lenses have smudges all over them. They were clean when I took them off.

Are your hands clean?"

Always

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"Cats trying them on

They wouldn't get past the dog."

Your dog licks them

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You're cock took some humourous selfies while you was sleeping

At least he's having a but of fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Story of my life

Her x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Story of my life

Her x"

It was a good read

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Spiders rub their willies on them at night.

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By *G999Man over a year ago

Everywhere & Nowhere

That's the spider's legs sliding on the lenses as they make their way over to you while you're sleeping

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By *G999Man over a year ago

Everywhere & Nowhere

"Spiders rub their willies on them at night. "

Ha! Great minds....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Story of my life

Her x

It was a good read

I hope you paid good money for it

Her x

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Spiders rub their willies on them at night.

Ha! Great minds....

You were more polite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Spiders rub their willies on them at night. "

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Glasses fairies for sure... Be lucky they don't put grenades under them like they do some of the ones I see daily.... But I found them like that

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