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By *heNYCSausage OP Man over a year ago

Everton

Thanks to a comment by RugRollers, tell me about your job without mentioning your job.

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man over a year ago

Everton

I make sure everyone’s safe especially after Brexit. And all whilst watching Netflix and playing Exploding Kittens

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By *EAT..85Woman over a year ago

Nottingham

I give lots of money and goodies away and socialise lots

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I don't really have one now but I used to flirt for a living

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man over a year ago

Everton

"I give lots of money and goodies away and socialise lots

That’s got me stumped!!!

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By *olo_89Couple over a year ago

Kettering

Male half: tell people how they fucked up their job and what they need to do to fix it

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man over a year ago

Everton

"I don't really have one now but I used to flirt for a living"

Telephone sex line. I’ve heard your voice haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's dirty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m a glorified baby sitter who works abroad

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By *EAT..85Woman over a year ago

Nottingham

"I give lots of money and goodies away and socialise lots

That’s got me stumped!!!"

Oh are people actually supposed to guess?

It's an obscure role, you wouldn't get it. But I enjoy it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I care for peoples security xxxx

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I don't really have one now but I used to flirt for a living

Telephone sex line. I’ve heard your voice haha"

Nope..... but I'm now considering it as a future career

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If it wasn't for me the world would be a very dark place...and there would be sod all on TV

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh i know a few of the above

Ummm i gaze into crystal balls

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man over a year ago

Everton

"I’m a glorified baby sitter who works abroad "

I know your job!!! Haha

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By *entleman JayMan over a year ago

Wakefield

I literally hit things.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

I make sure that you know what you'll be getting.

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I have to know exactly when to recognise something very important so we don’t break certain rules, and keep an eye on fx rates, diesel prices and inflation in around 20 countries.

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man over a year ago

Everton

"I give lots of money and goodies away and socialise lots

That’s got me stumped!!!

Oh are people actually supposed to guess?

It's an obscure role, you wouldn't get it. But I enjoy it

You work for a charity as a fundraiser

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't really have one now but I used to flirt for a living

Telephone sex line. I’ve heard your voice haha

Nope..... but I'm now considering it as a future career

Bar work?

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man over a year ago

Everton

"I have to know exactly when to recognise something very important so we don’t break certain rules, and keep an eye on fx rates, diesel prices and inflation in around 20 countries. "

I have no idea but sounds really interesting!!! Could I do it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I help people who can't live where they want because of war

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man over a year ago

Everton

"I literally hit things.

A ufc fighter

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By *hesblokeMan over a year ago

Derbyshire village

I am a key worker, feeding the nation - Mr.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't really have one now but I used to flirt for a living

Telephone sex line. I’ve heard your voice haha

Nope..... but I'm now considering it as a future career

I did actually do this when I was a student. It was hilarious.

I still have the training manual.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I don't really have one now but I used to flirt for a living

Telephone sex line. I’ve heard your voice haha

Nope..... but I'm now considering it as a future career

Bar work? "

I did used to run a pub back in a past life.

But the one I'm thinking of (the most recent) is way more obscure

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man over a year ago

Everton

"I help people who can't live where they want because of war"

A landlord

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m a glorified baby sitter who works abroad "

Concession cabs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I make sure the machines, that make the machines, that move people and things around are working properly.

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By *hesblokeMan over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"I make sure that you know what you'll be getting. "

Santa!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sit on my backside and hafe fun all day

Ooo god I wish that was true ha ha

Emmm work with numbers but not the way you think

Nope wait

Beat my head against the wall and go backwards spend wast 14 hours and end up back whare I started

Let me re think

Spend all day make profiles because salty people can’t take it that some people are just better than them and voit kick you

Hold on spend all day turning something on and off and blackhole address because people are slow

All in all I wouldn’t give it up for the world

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I don't really have one now but I used to flirt for a living

Telephone sex line. I’ve heard your voice haha

Nope..... but I'm now considering it as a future career

I did actually do this when I was a student. It was hilarious.

I still have the training manual. "

Ooooh...... there's training?

Now I'm definitely considering it.

Do they tell you how not to collapse into giggles?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I say things and people are supposed to listen. I tend to make things happen when others get stuck.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I help people who can't live where they want because of war

A landlord

Ehhh? How do you get landlord from that?? Ha ha!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I safeguard important information about most of you.

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't really have one now but I used to flirt for a living

Telephone sex line. I’ve heard your voice haha

Nope..... but I'm now considering it as a future career

I did actually do this when I was a student. It was hilarious.

I still have the training manual.

Ooooh...... there's training?

Now I'm definitely considering it.

Do they tell you how not to collapse into giggles?"
. No. Sadly not.

I never made much money, I like to think it's because I was so good, calls never lasted long enough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

During all the lockdowns etc, whilst I was the only one not furloughed, everything and a metaphorical broom up my bum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I take care of lots of erections.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I don't really have one now but I used to flirt for a living

Telephone sex line. I’ve heard your voice haha

Nope..... but I'm now considering it as a future career

I did actually do this when I was a student. It was hilarious.

I still have the training manual.

Ooooh...... there's training?

Now I'm definitely considering it.

Do they tell you how not to collapse into giggles?. No. Sadly not.

I never made much money, I like to think it's because I was so good, calls never lasted long enough

I'd make a fortune.... just from the amount of time I'd have to mute them to laugh at myself.

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

I get information out whether you like it or not - I will learn the truth!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I safeguard important information about most of you.

NBVN x "

Ooooh that + Swansea... D**A?

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By *hesblokeMan over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"I get information out whether you like it or not - I will learn the truth!!

My mother!

Oh, wait.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am head of the avengers and is very very bossy, I tell people what to do a lot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Drugs

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

"I get information out whether you like it or not - I will learn the truth!!

My mother!

Oh, wait."

Yes and you still didn’t tidy your socks off the floor!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I do things with green stuff.

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I used to provide people liquid happiness

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By *hesblokeMan over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"I get information out whether you like it or not - I will learn the truth!!

My mother!

Oh, wait.

Yes and you still didn’t tidy your socks off the floor!!

On it, I did my homework though!

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By *hesblokeMan over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"I do things with green stuff."

Tempted to say you work for GSW?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I design and build very special arms and legs.

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By *lex46TV/TS over a year ago

Near Wells

I advise people on what rubber to use.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

I herd cats.

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By *hesblokeMan over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"I design and build very special arms and legs. "

That sounds amazing!

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By *hesblokeMan over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"I herd cats. "

I heard my neighbours' last night, blooming thing!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I read stuff or wear orange.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Imagine things that aren't there. When they appear I sometimes sell them.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

I make sure they leave no trace, nor allow things to go viral. I workout just like Daniel did in The Karate Kid.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"I give lots of money and goodies away and socialise lots

That’s got me stumped!!!"

Casino or arcade, methinks

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"Male half: tell people how they fucked up their job and what they need to do to fix it "

Film critic/political correspondent?

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"I care for peoples security xxxx"

Sell locks or antivirus for a living?

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By *usman 199Man over a year ago

Stockport

I am not miserable but a lot of my colleagues are

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I point out people's mistakes and tell them to fix it and what it should be instead

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By *issAphroditeWoman over a year ago

Norwich

One of the most hated professions in the UK, possibly the world

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"One of the most hated professions in the UK, possibly the world

Lawyer? Police officer? Tory?

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man over a year ago

Everton

"I help people who can't live where they want because of war

A landlord

Ehhh? How do you get landlord from that?? Ha ha!!

Giving them somewhere to live (thinking outside the box haha)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I make big things spin and when you plug stuff in it turns on.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"I design and build very special arms and legs.

That sounds amazing!"

So you make furniture components then?

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man over a year ago

Everton

"I safeguard important information about most of you.

NBVN x "

Admin in NHS

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"I am not miserable but a lot of my colleagues are"

A football team manager?

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"I read stuff or wear orange."

Amen

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By *hesblokeMan over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"I design and build very special arms and legs.

That sounds amazing!

So you make furniture components then?"

You make space marines at games workshop!?

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"I point out people's mistakes and tell them to fix it and what it should be instead

Mr Grammerly: is that you?

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By *issAphroditeWoman over a year ago

Norwich

[Removed by poster at 14/06/21 23:09:22]

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By *hesblokeMan over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"One of the most hated professions in the UK, possibly the world

Traffic warden?

The vet that removes testicles?

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By *hesblokeMan over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"I point out people's mistakes and tell them to fix it and what it should be instead

My mother!?

Wait, done that one...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I point out people's mistakes and tell them to fix it and what it should be instead

Mr Grammerly: is that you?"

It occasionally involves checking grammar and spelling even if I use Grammarly too

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"One of the most hated professions in the UK, possibly the world

Lawyer? Police officer? Tory?"

Nah, agent for Katie Hopkins and Piers Morgan!

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By *issAphroditeWoman over a year ago

Norwich

"One of the most hated professions in the UK, possibly the world

Lawyer? Police officer? Tory?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I point out people's mistakes and tell them to fix it and what it should be instead

My mother!?

Wait, done that one..."

You should be in bed by now young lady *wags finger*

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"I point out people's mistakes and tell them to fix it and what it should be instead

Mr Grammerly: is that you?

It occasionally involves checking grammar and spelling even if I use Grammarly too

(Slips in typo in name and doesn't get pulled up for it)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I put people to sleep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I point out people's mistakes and tell them to fix it and what it should be instead

Mr Grammerly: is that you?

It occasionally involves checking grammar and spelling even if I use Grammarly too

(Slips in typo in name and doesn't get pulled up for it)"

I'm off the clock, do what you want

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I put people to sleep"

Anesthesiologist? Definitely didn't need to Google the spelling

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"I point out people's mistakes and tell them to fix it and what it should be instead

Mr Grammerly: is that you?

It occasionally involves checking grammar and spelling even if I use Grammarly too

(Slips in typo in name and doesn't get pulled up for it)

zzzzz.zzzz

I'm off the clock, do what you want

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I design and build very special arms and legs.

That sounds amazing!

So you make furniture components then?"

No, they're for humans, once for a dog

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

I stick things in people x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got a 1% rise and a few claps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Male half: tell people how they fucked up their job and what they need to do to fix it "

HR consultant? x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m a glorified baby sitter who works abroad "

Travel rep for 18-30’s holidays

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I give lots of money and goodies away and socialise lots

That’s got me stumped!!!

Oh are people actually supposed to guess?

It's an obscure role, you wouldn't get it. But I enjoy it

Bingo numbers caller? xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Male half: tell people how they fucked up their job and what they need to do to fix it "

Quality Assurance?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I make sure that you know what you'll be getting.

Santa!!!!"

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

"I make sure that you know what you'll be getting.

Santa!!!!"

Shhh not so loud

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I take care of lots of erections."

Scaffolder? xx

… that might make me one too then

(Way less than “lots” though lol)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know some of the arcane languages of the modern world and can fix the things which understand them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Drugs

Pharmacist? x

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By *hesblokeMan over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"I make sure that you know what you'll be getting.

Santa!!!!

Shhh not so loud "

Darn, that means I'm getting coal!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I stick things in people x"

Phlebotomist?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I do things with green stuff."

C*nn*bis grower?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I do things with green stuff."

Salad? … plants? … oh wait, where does the green stuff come from

? … are you an ENT specialist?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I take care of lots of erections.

Scaffolder? xx

… that might make me one too then

(Way less than “lots” though lol)"

Nope. If I get it wrong liquid spurts out the top of them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I design and build very special arms and legs. "

Prosthetics specialist? xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"One of the most hated professions in the UK, possibly the world

Traffic warden?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I advise people on what rubber to use. "

Another pharmacist?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I read stuff or wear orange."

As in Orange is the new black? … or maybe a Hare Krishna ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"One of the most hated professions in the UK, possibly the world

Traffic warden?"

HMRC?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I advise people on what rubber to use.

Another pharmacist?

Tyre fitter?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

interestingly no body actually makes anything..........not one widget!

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By *hesblokeMan over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"interestingly no body actually makes anything..........not one widget! "

We've had carpenter and prosthetics? And more I've missed I'm sure.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I take care of lots of erections.

Scaffolder? xx

… that might make me one too then

(Way less than “lots” though lol)

Nope. If I get it wrong liquid spurts out the top of them. "

Are you a fluffer? … but so good at it they finish too quick?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry OP i got carried away with replies there … great thread though xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I take care of lots of erections.

Scaffolder? xx

… that might make me one too then

(Way less than “lots” though lol)

Nope. If I get it wrong liquid spurts out the top of them.

Are you a fluffer? … but so good at it they finish too quick?

I'd tell you but it's a bit crude....

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By *hesblokeMan over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"I take care of lots of erections.

Scaffolder? xx

… that might make me one too then

(Way less than “lots” though lol)

Nope. If I get it wrong liquid spurts out the top of them.

Are you a fluffer? … but so good at it they finish too quick?

I'd tell you but it's a bit crude.... "

Out at sea, I'm guessing?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I design and build very special arms and legs.

Prosthetics specialist? xx "

Yes, enhanced prosthetics.

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

some people are allergic to them but they can't be with mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I take care of lots of erections.

Scaffolder? xx

… that might make me one too then

(Way less than “lots” though lol)

Nope. If I get it wrong liquid spurts out the top of them.

Are you a fluffer? … but so good at it they finish too quick?

I'd tell you but it's a bit crude....

Out at sea, I'm guessing?"

traditionally yes, but now I'm in a sandy place and not a beach towel to be seen! Top marks you two...

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By *hesblokeMan over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"I take care of lots of erections.

Scaffolder? xx

… that might make me one too then

(Way less than “lots” though lol)

Nope. If I get it wrong liquid spurts out the top of them.

Are you a fluffer? … but so good at it they finish too quick?

I'd tell you but it's a bit crude....

Out at sea, I'm guessing?

traditionally yes, but now I'm in a sandy place and not a beach towel to be seen! Top marks you two... "

Liquid gold. Bet the sand gets irritating.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"interestingly no body actually makes anything..........not one widget!

We've had carpenter and prosthetics? And more I've missed I'm sure."

Have you got the correct thread?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I read stuff or wear orange.

As in Orange is the new black? … or maybe a Hare Krishna ?

Celibacy, vegitarianism and shaved head... no, not a Krishna for sure!

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By *hesblokeMan over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"interestingly no body actually makes anything..........not one widget!

We've had carpenter and prosthetics? And more I've missed I'm sure.

Have you got the correct thread?"

Possibly not.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

my job which atm i dont do will return.

could be rewarding could be difficult.

could care if i rememberd.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"interestingly no body actually makes anything..........not one widget!

We've had carpenter and prosthetics? And more I've missed I'm sure.

Have you got the correct thread?

Possibly not."

I must have missed those posts.

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By *hesblokeMan over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"interestingly no body actually makes anything..........not one widget!

We've had carpenter and prosthetics? And more I've missed I'm sure.

Have you got the correct thread?

Possibly not.

I must have missed those posts."

Was clearly the other thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"interestingly no body actually makes anything..........not one widget!

We've had carpenter and prosthetics? And more I've missed I'm sure.

Have you got the correct thread?

Possibly not.

I must have missed those posts.

Was clearly the other thread

Ah ...........your mixing your threads?

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By *ekkatransTV/TS over a year ago

Scarborough

I provide items to fill up magazines.

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By *avegaMan over a year ago

Bucks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I provide items to fill up magazines. "

Ammunition dealer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So I can offer a one to one service

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"So I can offer a one to one service

I'm in

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By *ooBulMan over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

I run around like Kermit the frog - except I don't say "yayyyyyyy". I'm busy & never do it whilst I'm cooking.... or shopping or getting prescriptions.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I make grown men cry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I drive something that is made for lifting things

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

I'm surrounded by dicks as big as my forearm and lots of dirty straw

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm surrounded by dicks as big as my forearm and lots of dirty straw "

Stud farm?

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'm surrounded by dicks as big as my forearm and lots of dirty straw

Stud farm? "

Bingo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm surrounded by dicks as big as my forearm and lots of dirty straw

Stud farm?

Bingo

I used to say the same thing!

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'm surrounded by dicks as big as my forearm and lots of dirty straw

Stud farm?

Bingo

I used to say the same thing! "

It's the busy time of year at the moment with covering and new ones being born

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm surrounded by dicks as big as my forearm and lots of dirty straw

Stud farm?

Bingo

I used to say the same thing!

It's the busy time of year at the moment with covering and new ones being born "

Making me miss it ...

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'm surrounded by dicks as big as my forearm and lots of dirty straw

Stud farm?

Bingo

I used to say the same thing!

It's the busy time of year at the moment with covering and new ones being born

Making me miss it ... "

I need a break, 1 day off a week for over a year is grim

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm surrounded by dicks as big as my forearm and lots of dirty straw

Stud farm?

Bingo

I used to say the same thing!

It's the busy time of year at the moment with covering and new ones being born

Making me miss it ...

I need a break, 1 day off a week for over a year is grim"

I had one job (with horses) 1 day off a fortnight and 2 afternoons a fortnight, but only for 6 months at a time! 0500 start every morning, unfortunately always on the day off too!

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'm surrounded by dicks as big as my forearm and lots of dirty straw

Stud farm?

Bingo

I used to say the same thing!

It's the busy time of year at the moment with covering and new ones being born

Making me miss it ...

I need a break, 1 day off a week for over a year is grim

I had one job (with horses) 1 day off a fortnight and 2 afternoons a fortnight, but only for 6 months at a time! 0500 start every morning, unfortunately always on the day off too! "

There's never a dull moment with horses

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I get sent emails full of genitals

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By *eyond PurityCouple over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I turn couple's dreams and ideas into lifelong memories.

Or I did, before the pandemic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I do a lot of hammering

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man over a year ago

Everton

"Sorry OP i got carried away with replies there … great thread though xx

Haha that’s fine! Really enjoyed SOME of your responses haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wear shorts every day

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man over a year ago

Everton

"I get sent emails full of genitals "

Are you fab admin?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I made people happy on Friday and good at making coffees

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By *issAphroditeWoman over a year ago

Norwich

"I wear shorts every day"

Postie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I help others minds whilst trying not to lose my own.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wear shorts every day

Postie"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I teach a life skill one to one

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

When I'm not naked I make sure you ladies get the knickers you ordered

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I listen n empathise with all ur issues, concerns and anxieties. Encouraging you to socially interact to build your confidence and motivation,

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By *ancer36Woman over a year ago

Stirling

By day I crunch numbers by night I dawn lycra and get sweaty xx

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By *irginieWoman over a year ago

Near Marlborough

I persuade people who don’t actually work for me to do stuff.

V x

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

I blow up massive stuff worth hundreds of millions just to see what happens

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I helped put right financial wrongs.

I'm medically retired now.

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

One of us gets very close to Ladies private parts (true!)

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man over a year ago

Everton

"One of us gets very close to Ladies private parts (true!)"

I think a lot of people on fab do that haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry OP i got carried away with replies there … great thread though xx

Haha that’s fine! Really enjoyed SOME of your responses haha"

The fluffer guess was a step too far?

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man over a year ago

Everton

"Sorry OP i got carried away with replies there … great thread though xx

Haha that’s fine! Really enjoyed SOME of your responses haha

The fluffer guess was a step too far?

Haha that was one of them

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I extract money from old people

J x

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By *r G888Man over a year ago

south Wales

"I extract money from old people

J x"

Scammer?

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I extract money from old people

J x

Scammer?

No!! I’m nice about it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I make sure you can get places in a tin can without tyres

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By *ondon-guy68Man over a year ago

London

I play around with wood…

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By *uffnsmovCouple over a year ago

Leeds/Wakefield

Without me and my colleagues non of the emergency services would get anywhere unless on foot or peddle bike.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"I make grown men cry "

Drill Sergeant.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"I blow up massive stuff worth hundreds of millions just to see what happens

Next generation of inflatable boob implants.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"I extract money from old people

J x"

You sell bingo tickets.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"I listen n empathise with all ur issues, concerns and anxieties. Encouraging you to socially interact to build your confidence and motivation,"

You are a pet dog.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"I advise people on what rubber to use.

Another pharmacist?

Tyre fitter? "

Stationer, blue rubbers are used for coarse rice paper.

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan over a year ago

Birmingham

Books

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I give lots of money and goodies away and socialise lots

That’s got me stumped!!!

Oh are people actually supposed to guess?

It's an obscure role, you wouldn't get it. But I enjoy it

You’re a Private Banker.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m a glorified baby sitter who works abroad "

Private security contractor.

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By *G999Man over a year ago

Bath & Surrounding

I hunt the worst humans on earth through the internet.

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