"What would you feed him if came round for tea think first would stick a lettuce rocket up his arse what do you suggest
Bananas and custard"
something nice and bland make sure the bananas are cut up small so it doesn't repeat on him make sure the custard is not to hot because I reckon he would complain  |
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"Whatever he wanted and try and get in as many slide puns as I could to cheer him up.
Cha Cha ?
landslide.
backslide.
downslide.
rockslide.
snowslide.
tailslide.
overslide.
next slide."
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"Whatever he wanted and try and get in as many slide puns as I could to cheer him up.
Cha Cha ?
landslide.
backslide.
downslide.
rockslide.
snowslide.
tailslide.
overslide.
next slide."
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"Whatever he wanted and try and get in as many slide puns as I could to cheer him up.
Cha Cha ?
landslide.
backslide.
downslide.
rockslide.
snowslide.
tailslide.
overslide.
next slide.
Belly slide"
that is the saying of the year next slide please |
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I'd offer to give him a day off and stand in for him, as long as he writes the script.
I'd then embellish it slightly to ensure fabsters titter at the innuendo's I'd slip in.
I'd do him a stir fry as I'm rather good at wok-ing in the kitchen. |
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"I'd offer to give him a day off and stand in for him, as long as he writes the script.
I'd then embellish it slightly to ensure fabsters titter at the innuendo's I'd slip in.
I'd do him a stir fry as I'm rather good at wok-ing in the kitchen."
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Hes a very very intelligent chap, face of doom but i have a lot of respect for him. I do feel he would love a school dinner inspired dinner party though   |
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